Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Grateful Village 10

After finally getting through to the end of school, Xu Ye suddenly stood up from his seat and left the school at a sprint speed of 100 meters.

It was not easy. This was simply the most difficult copy he had ever experienced.

One-to-one teaching with focused attention.

The most important thing is that this old man is so enthusiastic that there is no chance of an attack.

He takes you to study with all his heart, so you can’t just jump up and kill him. Xu Ye can’t do such a crazy thing yet.

Li Goudan jumped up and followed him from behind. He had just started learning and his pen-holding posture was not stable, but he studied very seriously.

Xu Ye asked him to be serious, so he did it. In the end, he was full.

It tastes much stronger than the fish yesterday.

Back in the village, Li Goudan grabbed Xu Ye’s arm: “Let’s go take pictures.”

It’s photography again, why do you have to take pictures every day? Xu Ye was confused.

Li Goudan: “It’s different on weekdays and on weekends. We take pictures in the morning on weekends, but on weekdays we have to wait until everyone is out of school.”

In short, we just have to wait until all the students are here.

The two came to the center of the village. This time was different. Xu Ye’s face was not covered in dust, nor was he wrapped in a down jacket.

He was dressed in tatters, and many places were red from the cold, but it was difficult to hide his good looks.

The village chief was stunned. He quickly waved for someone to come over and squatted down with a smile: “Ah, the boy from the Xu family has grown up. I never noticed it before.”

The voice was full of oil.

Xu Ye took a closer look at this man. He was less than forty years old and was wearing a brand new cotton-padded jacket. The trousers belt around the waist is shiny and worth a lot of money at a glance.

But his hair was messy, as if it hadn’t been washed for a month. Compared with the neat clothes on his body, it was really two extremes. The whole combination is quite funny.

Now he was standing in front of Xu Ye, and the moment he opened his mouth, a stench emitted.

At this moment, he still raised his hand, trying to grab Xu Ye’s fair face.

Not touched.

A marble flew out of nowhere and came around a corner, and his finger was broken.

Two fresh fingers fell to the earth, steaming.

“who?”

“Whose prank?”

The village chief stood up, shocked and angry. His eyes scanned the surrounding villagers one after another, only focusing on Xu Ye who was right in front of him.

He was so angry that after asking questions, no one answered.

“Okay, learn to lie at a young age. I think you are itchy.”

“Peng~”

Seeing that he was angry and about to beat someone, the children in front of him dispersed in a hurry.

These people are not fools. They grew up in the village. If someone wants to hit them, do they still have to stay where they are and wait?

Only Li Goudan, who was nearest, took a step slower. The village chief stretched out his other hand and slapped the person in the back.

It seems that he is very strong. If he slaps him, the child will probably suffer.

CanJust when his hand touched Li Goudan’s body, the fluffy-looking cotton jacket suddenly turned into an iron plate that pricked his hand.

“Ouch!” The village chief jumped in pain, and the other one was also disabled.

His eyes widened. There was no iron plate. It was obviously a down jacket. Could it be that he was dazzled.

I wanted to get closer and take a closer look, but Li Goudan had already disappeared.

Xu Ye was left standing behind him, smiling innocently at him.

Everyone left, fearing that he would be angry, leaving only the child.

The village chief remembered Xu Ye deeply and turned around to find medicine first.

…

When Xu Ye returned to his residence, a puff of water vapor hit his face.

Not only himself, but also the stove, floor, and wardrobe were all soaked.

Xu Ye groped around in the room for a while, then opened the closet with the most moisture, and there was a pink princess dress hanging in it.

The water is rushing.

At the same time, the clothes seemed to be still worn by someone, and they cried “woo~woo~woo~”.

“Oh, I’m suffering.”

“you listen to me……”

Xu Ye picked up his clothes, opened the door and threw the things far away.

Interrupts spellcasting.

The princess dress that was just about to sell out: “…”

Unwilling to give in, it flew back again, got into the room through the gap in the roof, and continued: “I died so miserably… Wuwuwu.”

“Aren’t you curious about how I died?”

“No interest, thank you.” Xu Ye took out a kitchen knife.

Now that he is indeed small in size, the kitchen knife does not fit well in his hand, but it still does not affect his use, and the strange aura emanating from the blade’s surface.

Princess dress:”……”

It flew out on its own.

He hid in the door and cried.

If Xu Ye ignored it, it kept crying and launched a noise attack.

When Xu Ye opened the door, it quickly ran away. When Xu Ye came back, it continued to cry, trying to take advantage of others’ danger.

The princess dress tells its own story intermittently.

It is said that its owner was an ordinary little girl in the village, until one day a foreigner who claimed to be a caring person came.

He had a perverted hobby, and he toyed and tortured her in the name of donating money. Until midnight, the owner of the dress fled to the back mountain, was chased, and panicked and fell into the pond.

This dress was bought by a caring person.

At first, when the little girl put it on, she liked it very much. She had never seen such beautiful clothes in her life, and she seemed to be a princess in a fairy tale.

As everyone knows, this is also the hobby of caring people. They dress people up to look the purest and then carry out their own atrocities.

Princess Qun cried sadly and begged: “Can you come back with me and help me.”

“I was held down by a sculpture and I wanted nothing but to come out and be free.”

Xu Ye lay on the bed, put on earplugs, fell asleep, and ignored the sounds outside.

…

When the time came to the fourth day, several countries took advantage of the prompt opportunity and followed Xu Ye’s example, asking their chosen ones to listen carefully to the lecture. As expected, they also received food at noon.

However, most countries do not have selection prompts;

Each chosen one only has three reminder opportunities. It is really inappropriate to waste it on such things.

What’s more, those chosen ones who left early yesterday didn’t seem to have any punishment other than not getting the cake.

This school is not strict about the supervision of students. It’s better to spend your time looking for opportunities to make money.

Xu Ye suffered another whole morning of torture, and it was really uncomfortable.

But the old man didn’t give up and encouraged him: “Come on, you have a very good language talent. You can learn five words in one morning. I really admire you.”

Xu Ye: “…”