Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Gratitude Village 9

So, when Li Godan came in at around six o’clock in the morning, he was shocked.

Regardless of whether his clothes would get wet, he hugged Xu Ye and cried.

“Oh, oh, brother Ye, you died so miserably.”

Suddenly, he had an idea and remembered the story of Sleeping Beauty that his parents told him when he was a child.

Just open your mouth and kiss the bed.

Click, Xu Ye’s arms and legs moved, the ice cubes shattered on the ground, and he sat up from the bed.

Pushing the person in front of him away, he asked cautiously: “What are you doing? I’m tired of working.”

Li Goudan didn’t care, he just felt that he was really capable, and he saved the person halfway through casting the spell. Jumping with joy:

“Great, you’re alive, you’re not dead…”

Xu Ye wished he couldWith this damn kid’s mouth covered, he is really not as good as Xiaoyue, too noisy and unpleasant.

The two of them took a bite of yesterday’s leftover fish soup, got up hastily, washed their faces, and hurried towards the school.

But he didn’t find it. Hanging at the door, there was a pink dress with water plants and silt hanging on it, dripping water continuously.

Someone in the barrage was worried: “This fish has been left overnight, can it still be eaten?”

“Oh my god, you actually thought about this. Couldn’t it be overnight? It looks like it’s edible?”

“I’m confused. Eat less of the meat in the ghost stories. It’s better to drink cornstarch.”

…

“Are we really going to school?”

Along the way, Li Goudan asked questions frequently, looking somewhat uneasy.

He has never been to school in his entire life.

He heard that the money spent there could buy many stalks of corn, a price he couldn’t afford.

“Children should study more.” Xu Ye said: “I don’t ask you to get into a good school, at least you can distinguish between good and bad.”

I won’t be so tempted by two lollipops that I can’t find the north.

Xu Ye felt that the village chief’s plan was not very clever. One of the reasons why it was successful was because of poverty, which led to too little information here.

The other is the issue of education.

Children are too young and most of their parents are not around, that is, they are left-behind children. When things happen, no one tells them the correct way to do it. Their immature minds make it easy for them to be deceived and deceived by adults.

This is also normal.

The village chief found a loophole and controlled a large group of children with the thinking of an adult.

After walking for about an hour, the two finally arrived at the school gate.

Earthen walls, dilapidated environment, and only two classrooms in a school.

There are more than thirty students in total, and each one is different in age. The younger ones are three or five years old, and the older ones are in their teens.

The things learned are also different.

Xu Ye saw a five-year-old little Douding reading Pinyin, and the older child next to him was learning English. The two of them were learning and talking to each other.

It made Xu Ye happy.

The school teacher came over. He was an old man covered in gray, but his back was straight, and he looked a bit like a scholar.

This is the only teacher and principal of this school.

The old man started with the most basic literacy teaching. He wrote a number on the blackboard and asked the two of them to trace it.

The whole morning passed, and before eleven o’clock, the class was almost finished leaving one after another.

Li Goudan: “Should we go back to chop wood?”

Xu Ye: “Don’t worry, just study hard. We still have enough firewood at home.”

The old man came over and happened to hear what the two of them were saying. He looked surprised: “It’s rare for someone as studious as you to appear in the village.”

Xu Ye nodded and showed a cute smile.

He pointed to the word “一” on the blackboard and asked innocently: “During the college entrance examination, was this the test you took?”

“Yes.” The old man was stunned for a moment and replied: “As long as you study hard, you will always have a chance to pass the exam.”

What does it mean?

Is the college entrance examination so simple, or is the old man lying to himself?

Xu Ye continued to ask: “How can I take the college entrance examination? Does it cost money to take part?”

“A little bit. Transportation fees to the test center, registration fees, and your student status fee for three years of enrollment.”

Understood.

The dungeon introduction said that taking the college entrance examination is the only chance to get to the outside world.

Regardless of whether you pass the exam or not, once you sign up, you will have to go to a larger place for reference, so you will naturally have the opportunity to leave this small village.

Xu Ye suddenly felt at ease.

So the key to the problem is money. If you want to leave the village, you need money. If you want money, go to the village chief and fall into a cycle of reincarnation.

At twelve o’clock at noon, Xu Ye and Li Goudan were about to leave. The teacher stopped them and took out a few large cakes from his arms: “Let’s eat together. Don’t delay your afternoon study.”

Barrage:”!!!”

“You can eat for free in school.”

“I haven’t heard of it.”

“Will it be poisonous?”

…

At the same time, other countries are also experiencing the same situation.

Some of the chosen ones saw that the classmates around them had left early at eleven o’clock, thinking that they could go back to chop wood during this time, so they left together. Naturally, I didn’t get a free lunch.

There are also some people, such as Sang Ji from Burma and the Chosen One from Beer Country, who have shown impatient expressions all morning.

They already know these things, and they still have to learn them from the beginning.

Especially the old man in front of me, what are you teaching me, one, two, and three? Can you pass such a simple thing in the college entrance examination?

It’s simply fraud, and it’s just trying to coax the ignorant children at the scene.

They seriously suspected that the old man was not well-intentioned.

Although these people stayed until get out of class was over, they also did not receive the free lunch provided by the old man.

Only things likeIvan, Sato Ichiro, and the few chosen ones who studied seriously received the food.

…

Xu Ye fetched a bowl of water, tore up the hard pancakes, soaked them in, and was barely able to swallow them.

For Li Goudan, who was always hungry, this was already a delicacy. He devoured it and burped in the end: “I have never eaten such delicious food.”

The old man looked at him kindly: “Eat slowly, don’t be in a hurry.”

After eating, the two of them lay down on the desk and slept for a while before starting the afternoon class.

The old man saw that Xu Ye was learning quickly and knew that he had a basic foundation, so he gave him a temporary test in the afternoon.

at last:

“Now that you are taking the college entrance examination, except for your poor English, all other courses are good.”

The old man patted Xu Ye on the shoulder, his eyes shining: “You’ve never been to this small village, have you? You’re so good at it all by yourself.”

“You are a genius!”

“Starting from today, we will focus on your English and strive to get you a top spot in the college entrance examination.”

Xu Ye: “…”

What else can he say? People are doing it for his own good.

So throughout the afternoon, he was forced to fall into some kind of teaching.

When school was finally over, Xu Ye was already dying and lying on the table unable to recover.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were also tortured.

The reason is that the teacher does not speak Mandarin and has an accent when teaching, including English.

So in one afternoon, Xu Ye seemed to have learned a lot, but something was wrong.

For example, the word “apple” for apple was read all afternoon and “shot” was read, and so on.

Barrage: “I can’t stand it anymore, I want to get bombarded right now.”

“Can you please change the channel? Mr. Xu Ye is exhausted.”

People from Asan Kingdom: “No problem, why are you slandering Xu Ye? We all read it this way.”

Other countries:”……”