Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Gratitude Village 11

It’s twelve o’clock at noon again. Except for the chosen ones like Xu Ye and Ivan who have their own lighting tools, most people still need to go up the mountain to chop wood even if they know that light can replace firewood to ward off the cold.

This village, it has no electricity.

Xiao Jici, the Chosen One of the Kangaroo Kingdom, a young man in his early twenties who had just gotten married, had drawn an unknown preview of his S-level talent.

Xiao Jici walked in the woods, sweating profusely.

Obviously, he had been in the back mountain for more than two hours, but he didn’t know it.

A few days ago, I had a good friend, Li Goudan, who would remind him when the time came.

But just this morning, Li Goudan couldn’t get up because his clothes were too thin and the frostbite on his arms was getting bigger and bigger.

The chosen one had to go up the mountain to chop wood alone.

If nothing else goes wrong, Li Goudan, who has no firewood, will freeze to death tonight, and for the next time, only the Chosen One will be left to live alone.

Xiao Jici sighed.

There is nothing he can do, if there is an opportunityIf he could, he would also like to save Li Goudan, but the thin coat on his body, his empty stomach, and the situation where he had not eaten yet, all showed that he could not save himself now.

In this case, giving up survival resources to others is a dead end.

Xiao Jici walked down the mountain. At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the air.

“You took a step forward. Being blind, you accidentally stepped on a mini angel sculpture and tripped. At the same time, the sculpture was damaged, you indirectly blasphemed the gods, and the darkness swallowed you…”

Xiao Jici’s already raised steps paused in mid-air. He lowered his head and saw a pure white angel sculpture with two small wings on its back.

A look of horror appeared on Xiao Jici’s face. He didn’t see this thing under his feet at all.

It’s too small, just like the stones discarded everywhere on the roadside, it’s easy for people to ignore it.

“Guilty, sinful.”

Xiao Jici retracted his feet, clasped his hands, bowed to the angel sculpture, carefully walked around it, and went down the mountain from the side of the road.

He walked very slowly, with his head lowered along the way. He fell several times and finally returned to the village safely.

It has to be said that Xiao Jici’s talent is so incredible that he can avoid even this. But other chosen ones are not so lucky.

[Ding, the Beer Country, the Dragon Country, the Asan Country, the Ice Bear Country… ten thousand of the chosen ones were swallowed up by the ghost story. 】

Ten thousand chosen ones, all living people… Hearing this number, the audience couldn’t help but tremble in their hearts.

The first batch of large-scale personnel elimination of the strange rules has begun!

And where there is death, there will be new ones on top.

In other words, the next time the ghost story starts, at least 10,000 more people will be selected.

If things go on like this, the probability that the quota will come to every citizen of the earth will become greater and greater.

It is no exaggeration to say that if it is not stopped, sooner or later everyone will be involved in the ghost story.

At that time, no matter whether the real world is filled with ghost stories or not, will it still be meaningful?

…

In the classroom, it’s time for school to end again.

The teacher smiled and touched Li Goudan’s head: “Good boy, you study very seriously and make rapid progress.”

As for the one next to him, the old man rolled his eyes at Xu Ye.

This kid is a bit soft-spoken. I think he has been teaching for decades, but the old man has never met such a partial person.

I would like to ask him how he knew nothing about English even though he had nearly perfect scores in Chinese?

Aren’t both types of language the same?

The teacher took out a piece of cake and handed it to Li Goudan: “This is your reward today.”

On the way back, Li Goudan handed the cake to Xu Ye. Xu Ye tore half of it and handed it back.

The two of them walked and ate while facing the mountain breeze, which was quite delicious.

Liang Xing’s analysis of “Ghost Talk Game”: “The character Li Goudan was not interesting at first sight, but now it becomes more and more important.”

“Not only can it help the chosen ones, it can accurately calculate the cutting time without a clock. It can also share food with boss Xu Ye. It’s a bit like the NPC in the game who leads the way in the novice stage.”

songs . Go to school, eat and light the fire all at once.”

Liang Xing: “Huh, I have to admit, this guy has a bit of intelligence. Find the best solution that doesn’t violate the rules.”

Song Jian: “Which of the chosen ones who can survive till now is the easiest one.”

…

When Xu Ye returned to the village, he felt that the atmosphere was a little different today, and there was a strange atmosphere everywhere.

He was taken to the center of the village by the photographer, stood in front of the row of broken houses and started taking pictures.

“Very good. The clothes are shabby and the image is miserable.” The photographer looked at the person in the camera whose skin had turned purple from the cold and showed a satisfied smile.

The filming was completed quickly. Xu Ye didn’t need any extra movements. After several days of wasting, just standing there satisfied all the requirements.

The photographer handed Xu Ye a bag of snacks and a thick cotton-padded jacket, and said lovingly:

“Good boy, eat well and drink well, don’t let your body get damaged.”

There was a complicated light in his eyes, which the children would not understand, but Xu Ye could see it clearly.

Every time he wanted to eat roast suckling pig, he had to send the pig to a spa for a full body rinse.

Xu Ye took the cotton-padded jacket and was about to put it on when the village chief came over.

Behind him were several men in suits and ties, holding banners of caring people in their hands. The village chief was very respectful, nodding and bowing to the people: “You are all ready. I will take you over now for the children you are interested in.” ”

Photographed while passing byWhile working as a photographer, suddenly, one of them saw Xu Ye, greed flashed in his eyes: “This kid is good…can I help him?”

The village chief paused: “It was originally agreed.”

Man: “I can add more money.”

He walked to Xu Ye and bent down: “Kid, you are so cute. Do you like uncle?”

Seeing that Xu Ye didn’t say anything, he took out a strange coin from his bag and said seductively: “If you like it, uncle can spend money to help you go to school.”

[Rule 11: Occasionally, some caring people come to the village to raise funds and are received by the village chief. This is your only chance to raise money for tuition, so try to get their attention. 】

So Xu Ye pushed away the strange coin, blinked his eyes, and asked innocently: “What is money?”

“Ouch!”

This sentence translated the man’s heart into what he said, and he said to the village chief: “More money, you must add money, I am willing to pay any amount.”

“Okay then…” The village chief was also overjoyed: “I’ve already taken the photos, and now I’ll give them to you. Five times, no less.”