Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 22

Ever since they learned that coffee is harmful to the body, everyone has stopped drinking coffee.

Isn’t it just thirsty?

The patience is over.

But something seemed wrong.

Pierre sat at his workstation, tapping the keyboard calmly with his fingers.

Customer: “I bought red apples, but you actually sent me green ones. Didn’t you even apologize for doing something wrong?”

Pierre: “I’m sorry.”

Customer: “6”

“I’m just sorry.”

Pierre: “I’m sorry.”

“sorry.”

Shot six times in a row.

Knowing that he would not be able to get this month’s salary and would probably not be able to pass the test, Pierre’s work attitude became more and more perfunctory.

He frowned and looked around. The chosen ones were all listless.

Separated by two squares and only two meters away, the Chosen One of Luwang Kingdom fell asleep directly on the table.

When he was slapped awake by his supervisor, he was greeted with ruthless punishment: “You deserted during work and did not reply to customer messages for more than half an hour. Half a month’s salary will be deducted from you.”

“Next time, the remaining half month will be deducted.”

“Why, how could this happen?” The Chosen One of Luwang Kingdom was completely in disbelief, feeling more angry and unconvinced.

He has been in the company for more than half a month. He works diligently every day and dares not slack off for a moment in order to pass the customs.

Now, because of a small mistake, all the hard work in the first half of the month was in vain.

“It’s not fair.” The chosen one from Rwanda defended himself: “You took up my time after work and didn’t give me an extra salary increase. Now I just dozed off while working, how could you What about deducting my money?”

“It’s too fussy.”

The director of the customer service department smiled: “Don’t talk nonsense. We are a regular company and have never asked our employees to work overtime.”

“There is no rule without rules. I hope you can act according to the rules.” The director threw a customer service department rule book in front of the chosen one’s face, put his hands behind his back, and walked away slowly .

The rule book slid down from the Chosen One’s face, down his neck, and fell to the ground.

The Chosen One subconsciously picked it up, bent down halfway, sat up straight, and gave himself a hard slapPalm.

What to pick up?

There’s nothing to pick up.

That thing, like his dignity, can never be recovered.

He wanted to cry, choked with sobs, and covered his cheeks with his hands, tears streaming down his face.

At this moment, the computer beeped: “Ding dong.”

A customer sent a message.

The Chosen One cried loudly, and it probably lasted for a few minutes. His palms fell back on the keyboard, and he began to reply to messages while crying.

The other chosen ones who saw this scene around them all felt sour.

what else can we do?

If you don’t follow the requirements in the rules, you won’t be able to pass the level. The consequence of not being able to pass the level is death and staying here forever.

They will never see their relatives and friends again in this life.

So I know it’s unfair, I know I’m wronged, but what can I do?

It’s better to just take action and spend the time you spend feeling miserable on your work. Try not to deduct money in the second half of the month.

The condition for clearing the dungeon is to receive one month’s full salary. No matter how much they persist and strive to work for two months, they will not believe that they will not receive the required salary.

Barrage: “With tears in my eyes, I think of myself. I was just scolded by my supervisor for crying, and I still have to do PPT while crying.”

“Me too, no matter how much grievance I suffer at work, I have to endure it in order to support my family.”

“Yes, adults, even sadness takes time.”

…

The Chosen One of Luwang who had just been punished was crying and working.

But as I was doing it, I accidentally hit my head on the keyboard again, and typed out a long string of “Bitch, people, people, people…”

The customer scolded him and said he would report him.

The chosen ones around him were all in the same state.

Sleepy, so sleepy.

I really want a cup of coffee… to wake up.

There was something wrong with the coffee, but if they didn’t drink it, they would be too sleepy to do their job.

What to do is really a difficult choice.

After the third chosen one was caught with his salary deducted for sleeping, someone finally couldn’t help it anymore.

Forget it, just have a drink.

You’ve been drinking for many days anyway, haven’t you?

Ruan Baoshan woke up and looked at the chosen one next door sipping coffee: “You don’t know it…”

Poisonous?

“I know. I have strong resistance, it’s okay.” The Chosen One forced a smile, feeling that what he said was more bitter than the coffee he just drank.

…

On the other side, Xu Ye didn’t know what happened to the other chosen ones.

He was sitting in the office of the sales department. Han Xuwen was next to him, holding a mobile phone in his hand. He was making phone calls to the company leaders on the list in accordance with Xu Ye’s request.

“Hello, I am the sales assistant of Fengchao E-commerce Company. I invite you to come over and discuss a business with us now.”

The person opposite sneered: “You also know that you are a salesperson and not a party?”

Han Xuwen: “If you don’t agree, I’ll curse your company’s warehouse to catch fire in one hour.”

“roll!”

When the call was hung up, Han Xuwen didn’t panic at all and continued to call the next contact.

Same routine, same scolding.

After continuously contacting dozens of people, Han Xuwen felt thirsty, so he took a cup of coffee and tasted it slowly.

“Will it be effective if we do this?”

Xu Ye: “You have to believe in yourself.”

Han Xuwen nodded, he had just used his talent.

[Crow’s Mouth: It is a branch of the word spirit. After turning on the skill, there is a 5% chance of the good words coming out, and a 50% chance of coming true when the bad words spoken. (Note: This skill has the opportunity to advance as proficiency increases.)]

To be honest, although this skill has an S level, it is a bit of a cheat.

As a word spirit, the bad words you say have a higher chance of coming true than the good words you say, so you are so disliked by others.

If he was in a dangerous dungeon, when Han Xuwen felt that he was being hunted, he might be able to curse the other person to die quickly.

But today, this copy is mainly about peace, so it is completely useless.

At first, he only used his talent during the live broadcast, constantly asking *** to give him a gift to increase his income.

And he feels that his talent is not very strong. For example, now, he can only call and curse others for small things like a warehouse fire.

Cursing everyone in the company to die would not be possible.

This talent has a limit,

Just like making a wish, you can only say some small wishes, but the big ones cannot be realized.

This is also reasonable. If there were no restrictions, wouldn’t it be more satisfying if he immediately said that he would use his talent to pass the level?