Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 23

Han Xuwen completed his mission and withdrew.

Now, they have Xu Ye who taught them beforeThe method of accumulating fans is the most leisurely in the entire company, especially in the live broadcast department.

Those who can be ruthless will cut off a piece of their own flesh and roast it.

If they can’t bear to be cruel, they will agree with each other that one of the two anchors will cut off one of the other’s ears. Insert bamboo skewers into them and eat them on skewers.

In this way, we can barely maintain the performance requirements every week.

Han Xuwen patted his butt and left.

But that day, the customers on the list were not having a good time.

Many people have become unlucky. When they go out and talk, a passing bird just poops into their mouth. A fire suddenly broke out in the warehouse. It was not serious, but it cost money.

It was exactly the same situation as what Han Xuwen said on the phone in the afternoon.

At first, this group of people just thought it was an accident.

However, after Han Xuwen made continuous calls for a week, no matter how stupid they were, they realized the seriousness of the matter.

…

Xu Ye entered the dungeon on the 24th day. On this day, the company was very busy, with many outsiders coming in. The girl in charge of registration at the front desk was extremely busy.

In front of the long wooden table, Xu Ye sat in the center, watching the embarrassed company customers gathering together.

“You’re welcome, let’s have a cup of coffee first.”

One of the people in charge looked at the disposable cup in front of him and knocked it over. The brown liquid dripped down the table: “It’s disgusting. You brought us together and you want to poison us.”

Xu Ye glanced at him with raised eyebrows, and then found that most of the guests had disgusted expressions on the coffee.

“Do you know this thing?”

“Xu Sales is joking. We can get to where we are now and make the company bigger and stronger. We have some knowledge.” The man’s face was serious:

“Let’s talk about the time you deliberately set fire to the warehouse?”

Xu Ye: “It’s unfair, I didn’t do anything to you.”

“I just asked someone to curse you with your talent.”

Everyone: “…”

It’s too much. You curse people and you still do it so confidently.

What is intolerable is unbearable.

Without further ado, let’s kill this guy first.

Xu Ye was prepared. He took out a chainsaw in his left hand and a stack of sales contracts in his right hand.

“choose one.”

The meaning was obvious, either fight or sign a sales contract with me.

Everyone: “…”

“It’s all weird. I’m afraid of you.”

A group of people swarmed forward, armed with all kinds of weapons. Sticks, shovels, fists, in short, all are extremely sharp and are all strange props.

Xu Ye was surrounded.

Xu Ye stood in the middle and shouted excitedly.

Xu Ye was ready to rush forward and kill him, leaving no trace of him behind.

As soon as Xu Ye swung the chainsaw, he was stopped.

“stop.”

Bai Xun stood at the door with a straight face, looking quite unhappy.

Of course, the bosses sitting here didn’t care whether he was unhappy or unhappy. What was important was that black energy was coming out of this man.

This black energy quickly filled the entire office, and the power contained in it was by no means comparable to ordinary weirdness, making them really scared.

Xu Ye was not afraid, but he also knew that it would not be possible today.

He can’t defeat these people. With his strength, if so many people come up, he will definitely be cut down.

Maybe Ye doesn’t care,

The longer he stayed in the world of Kaitan, the more he got used to seeing bloody things, and those ordinary deaths gradually no longer gave him the excitement he wanted to pursue.

He wanted those knives to fall on him, preferably to chop him into pieces. He also wielded the knife, and everyone smashed it into pieces together.

The slimy kind.

I really want to take a picture here (I’m afraid you’ll call me a pervert, so forget it)

Have a feast for the soul.

But when Bai Xun came, he would have no chance to do such a good thing.

In Bai Xun’s heart, he is still a weak baby.

Xu Ye only hesitated in his heart for three seconds, whether to maintain his fragile persona.

The next moment, he threw the chainsaw to the ground, and he also fell on his butt: “It hurts~”

He said it with a smile, but realized something was wrong and immediately cried with a sad face: “Ouch, it hurts me to death…”

The face is wonderful, comparable to the face-changing in Sichuan Opera.

“No, are you poisonous?”

The bosses are already speechless. Can you pretend to be more perfunctory?

Everyone can see that you did it on purpose.

However, the darkness in the room became even stronger. It’s as thick as substance and cannot be dissolved.

Everyone felt that the pores on their bodies were stuck by the black gas, like tiny needle points drilling into them, causing excruciating pain.

If he continues like this, he will suffocate to death sooner or later.

Everyone’s tone became kind: “Sale Xu, if you have something to say, please tell me. Didn’t you just give me two choices…”

An hour later, everyone looked at the contract in their hands and fell silent.

The above content is different from what they imagined.

It can even be said that it is very beneficial to them.Purchase a large amount of supplies from Hive E-commerce Company at half the market price.

The bosses questioned: “You won’t lose money by doing this?”

“How could that happen?” Xu Ye raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Bai Xun’s bank card account number at the end of the bank.

This world has its own economic system, in which bank cards, like strange coins, are issued by Tiandi Bank.

Xu Ye picked up the seal and stamped it on the last contract.

It’s convenient to open a company. You don’t even need the signature of the person in charge. If you stamp it with an official seal, the contract is considered complete.

Perhaps in order to deceive new employees, the official seal was placed in the administrative department responsible for drafting contracts, with no one watching over it.

The vegetable dog picked it up in his mouth.

This gave Xu Ye, who had a good faith contract, a big loophole.

The boss of Honeycomb Company never imagined that due to one of his own negligence, he might end up losing his pants.

After getting the definite answer, the customers who came to negotiate became even more uneasy: “Then why didn’t you tell us directly?”

Buying goods of equal value at half the price is something that is beneficial to them. They are not fools. Is it possible that they will reject Xu Ye after hearing this?

Why bother and use means to curse them? They almost had a fight.

In front of Bai Xun, of course Xu Ye couldn’t say that he was doing it for a group fight, so he could only shake his head: “You are too fierce, I dare not say it directly. I can only use a more tactful approach.”

It’s so fierce, it’s almost a slap in the face.

The customers found it incredible. How could Xu Ye have the nerve to say such things?

But he believed the most vicious man sitting next to him.

Okay, even Bai Xun believed it, and they didn’t dare to say they didn’t believe it.

After getting the contract, a group of people couldn’t wait to leave. When we left, looking at the two of them was like looking at the gods of plague.

Although they got a profitable order, the person doing business with them was obviously not in their right mind.

There were only two people left in the office and it became much quieter.

Xu Ye: “Haha, long time no see.”

“How did you come?”

Bai Xun: “I’ll come -”

“Boss Xu Ye, are you okay?” Ivan and Han Xuwen hurried in, their faces bruised and bruised.