Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 21

The next day, Xu Ye got up early early in the morning and arrived at the company at seven in the morning. A group of people stared wide-eyed: “Boss, what are you…?”

Xu Ye adjusted the collar of his clothes: “Nothing, I’ll have a morning meeting.”

Seeing that even the music had stopped due to his arrival, Xu Ye said impatiently: “What are you doing standing there in a daze? Why don’t you continue?”

“Oh~” Everyone reacted and quickly looked away.

The so-called morning meeting is actually a mobilization meeting in the early morning. Everyone gathers together and sings the so-called “cheering song.”

What “the company is the best, the company is number one, I will dedicate my life to the company.”

“My clients have abused me thousands of times, but I treat them like my first love.”

“If you want to win, first go crazy”.

Not only do you have to sing, you also have to dance, and stick to these “beliefs” physically.

Xu Ye turned his eyes to the chosen one who crawled yesterday, and saw that the other person was shaking his body and dancing with the people around him. His expression was lively, full of interest, motivation, and passion…

“We must have a spirit of dedication to the company and stand side by side with the sun~”

Perhaps Ye Mingming heard the sound of his bones breaking again as they shook. The crunching sound was louder than the brittle bones usually chewed on.

Couldn’t he hear it himself?

Or, the other person was so excited that he loved the company to such an extent that he even forgot about his own pain.

Xu Ye felt that the latter answer was very unreliable. But the other person feels that this is indeed the case.

Weird, really weird.

The morning exercises ended and the music stopped. Xu Ye thought that was the end.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhao stood on the stage with a microphone: “Let’s move to the next step. This is also what you are most looking forward to every day.”

After speaking, he read out a string of names.

The person who was called came up to the stage with a bitter look on his face, almost turning into a bitter gourd.

“Okay, here are the employees with the best performance in each department.”

Xu Ye saw Ichiro Sato standing up.

As for the employees who were named this time, everyone was smiling and looking very proud.

The two teams stood in two rows.

In the front row, the person with the lowest performance bent down and took off his pants.

Xu Ye:? ? ?

The people in the back row held long wooden boards in their hands and began to greet people.

As screams spread, the employees in the morning meeting were completely excited.

Mr. Zhao spoke sincerely: “What I am doing now is for your good.”

“If you don’t work hard and force yourself, you won’t make progress. One day in the future, you will always hate yourselves for doing nothing.”

“I don’t want to be so strict. Who likes to sing praises to others every day? But I can’t help it. You are my employees and I have to be responsible for you.”

Barrage: “What he said seems to make some sense.”

“Fuck, I’ve been brainwashed.”

“With your IQ… I can only say that you should go to the hospital for a checkup. He is obviously PUAing you.”

“Work more and the money you earn goes to your boss. What does that have to do with you?”

Mr. Zhao handed the microphone to those who were beaten and asked them one by one to reflect on why they failed.

Person 1: “It’s all my fault for not surpassing myself.”

The second person: “I’m not united enough.”

The third person was a chosen one. When he thought that he was being broadcast live around the world, he was so embarrassed that he cried and said, “Because I didn’t work hard enough.”

Xu Ye: “!!!”

Breathtaking.

While punishing people, he also asked others to reflect on their own mistakes that caused such results. This was the first time he had seen such methods.

Is this the legendary…company culture?

…

The morning meeting was finally over, and Xu Ye came to the sales department office.

“Hey, you were quite famous when we were doing business yesterday.”

Sato Ichiro was so frightened that his calves trembled. He knew that he had done something disgusting and had almost offended all his colleagues in the department.

He just got out of the morning meeting and wanted to run away. However, the speed was not faster than Xu Ye.

I had no choice but to say hello: “No, I’m not as famous as you.”

Oops, the other party won’t beat him up in anger.

Ichiro Sato has specially studied Xu Ye’s character, and he shouldn’t kill the chosen one easily, but a physical torture may be unavoidable.

Xu Ye calmly reminded him: “Don’t try too hard. The key to this copy is not the performance.”

“Okay, okay.” Sato Ichiro’s legs trembled, and he chatted with Xu Ye for a few words. Seeing that the other party didn’t make a move, he quickly left: “I have to go out, so I’ll leave first.”

After he went out, he patted his chest and his face returned to calm.

Don’t you care about performance?

It’s a joke. If you don’t care, why did Xu Ye go to the client yesterday afternoon?

What a misdeed.

Ichiro Sato sneered, turned around, got on the bus, and continued his career, not taking Xu Ye’s words to heart at all.

…

In the company, Xu Ye looked at the empty office and found a chair to sit down.

After a while, CaiGou suddenly appeared with a bottle filled with brown liquid in his mouth.

“Woof woof woof~”

“You mean, this thing is used to make coffee?”

“Woof woof woof (yes)”

Xu Ye could roughly understand it, but he didn’t fully understand it. He handed CaiGou a pen and asked him to write down what he wanted to say.

CaiGou threw the pen out and patted Xu Ye’s trouser pocket.

The phone was placed flat on the ground and I typed with my dog’s paw:

Coffee solution, mixed with water to become coffee.

Don’t mix it with water and put it into people’s bodies.

Xu Ye: “…”

When he was asked to reason, the employees drank too much coffee, became thinner, and twisted and crawled on the ground.

The treatment method is to give people higher concentration of coffee.

This way, just make a 6.

Barrage: “Wan Duzi, Xiaopang is going to send it.”

“His current situation is like a comeback.”

“It’s so touching. This guy was still working despite his illness at the last moment of his life.”

At the same time, within the company, the current situation of the Chosen Ones was really bad, and there was a lot of wailing.