Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Family 19

Primary school student A blinked his clear eyes and answered without hesitation: “Of course it is the admission letter. It will allow me to obtain a higher academic qualification and earn more than 100 million in the future.”

Primary school student B patted his chest: “One hundred million will eventually be spent, but the admission letter will allow you to learn better knowledge, and you will be able to earn so much in the future.”

Elementary school student C: “Admission notice.”

Reporter: “Why?”

Primary school student C: “Money can’t buy respect, but knowledge can.”

Barrage:”???”

What followed was an overwhelming number of speeches:

“These children… don’t have any concept of 100 million?”

“I choose one hundred million, one hundred million.”

“What are they pretending to be? It’s just like me back then…”

“I finally understand that the point of reading is to let you know that you should choose 100 million in this situation.”

The reporter who was interviewing happened to see the three of Xu Ye walking over on foot, and immediately rushed towards them.

The youngest son looked at her confusedly: “Auntie, if you choose 2, can you give me 100 million immediately?”

The reporter was stunned for a moment: “Of course not.”

Then she received crazy eye rolls from the family of three.

The meaning is very obvious, you can’t ask again, ask der, are you sick?

“Hahaha, he is indeed the son of boss Xu Ye. It’s so cool. Look at the reporter’s expression, he looks like he’s constipated.”

“That’s right, that’s right. I hate being asked this kind of question the most. If you choose, you can get the same result.”

“Despite his young age, this kid has quite a quick mind.”

…

Xu Ye came to Class 2, Grade 1, where many people had already gathered.

The two children walked hand in hand to the playground, where they could take advantage of the opportunity to rest for a few hours at school before continuing with classes in the afternoon.

The meeting was very streamlined. The head teacher briefly spoke a few polite words on the stage, as well as the academic performance of each child.

She took a list and read out all the children’s grades. After reading each one, she also called on the names of the parents present…

Many people at the scene had very excited expressions.

Even if I was called out for not studying well when I was young,

I didn’t expect that now that I have grown up, I would have to be embarrassed again in public because of my son.

Xu Ye sat calmly. His youngest son’s grades were above average, and he could rank around tenth in a class of more than thirty people. For a person like Xu Ye who didn’t like chicken babies, he was quite satisfied.

A couple sat next to him. After hearing the results, they suddenly stood up. Their expressions were very excited, even a little hysterical:

“Why, I have a PhD in mathematics, his father is the director of the research institute, his grandfather is an accountant, and his grandfather is an audit…”

“Why, why did my son only get a 7 in math?”

Xu Ye originally thought she was making a fuss, but when he heard this, he almost spat out his saliva. No, brother, this is too miserable for you.

Could there be a genetic mutation?

The two of them became more and more excited as they talked. They talked about how hard they worked on tutoring homework in private, and how strong the academic atmosphere was at home, but their son did not follow them at all.

He was so angry that he showed no intention of stopping:

“This is too much, little bastard. I wish he could die now.”

The people around him also looked like they were watching a show, and no one stepped forward to stop him.

Xu Ye glanced at his watch, it was half past nine. He felt it necessary to catch up on the progress of the meeting.

He took out the electric saw and said, “Stop arguing. It’s just a small matter. Why bother arguing? I’ll help you kill him and fulfill your wish.”

Quiet, the classroom fell into deathly silence.

In the end, with the teacher’s strong dissuasion and the couple kneeling down and crying with runny noses and tears, Xu Ye finally stopped thinking about going out.

After this incident happened, everyone was not in the mood to continue discussing other things. The teacher said a few polite words as a conclusion, and then said: “The parents of the classmates whose names I calledI’ll stay for a while and communicate with you if I have anything to do. The rest can leave first. ”

Xu Ye was naturally the one left behind.

Looking at him sitting there with his arms folded across his chest and his whole body elegant, he seemed to be a different person from the one who had just killed the child.

The head teacher’s heart skipped a beat.

Is it crazy?

This is easy to understand. If a person seems to be a bad person, it means he is a bad person.

But Xu Ye is like this, his appearance and behavior are so separated,

That’s either a disease or a schizophrenia.

The teacher hurried up and was the first to talk to him:

“Well, Xu Xiaoxing’s father, there is something wrong with this child recently.”

Xu Ye: “?”

The teacher took out a plastic bag from behind the podium and gave it to him. Xu Ye opened it. Inside was a pencil case with a Barbie doll on it, as well as pink erasers, special items for girls and so on.

“Xiaoxing’s father, if your child has gender cognitive impairment, it should be corrected as soon as possible.”

Xu Ye opened the pencil case and found a star made of paper in the last layer. After opening it, a line of words appeared on it.

Xu Ye had a look of realization on his face.

Barrage: “What? I miss Kangkang so much (scratching my head and ears).”

“Long Guo, don’t hide any clues you have, share them with everyone.”

“It feels like an important gain…”

…

On the other side, Ivan from the Ice Bear Country looked at the minutes on his phone getting closer and closer to nine o’clock, and he began to persuade the two of them earnestly: “Stop arguing, the children are still young, you have to be more patient with them. ”

However, these seemingly caring words did not calm down the two parents, and they immediately shouted: “Patience? Do you know how patient I was when he first calculated that 8 plus 3 equals 7? It didn’t take two days.” It took me an hour to correct it, but the next question turned 8+2 into 12. Would you be patient if it were you?”

Ivan took a step back, and the parent was aggressive: “Can you? Do you have the patience?”

This emotional venting lasted for a long time, and because of Ivan’s addition, it was equivalent to “praising” when talking, and the two of them talked even more energetically.

Finally, when they finally finished venting, it was almost nine o’clock.

The teacher made a request to “sustain” the student, but Ivan dismissed it with the excuse that he didn’t have time, and hurried to the second parent-teacher meeting.

Most of the Chosen Ones behave very similarly to Ivan, reasoning with their parents and trying to calm them down.

Of course, it was useless. The two of them had been holding back for too long. They were so stimulated by the results today that they couldn’t hold back on the spot.

All things like emotional stability and rationality are just farts. My purpose today is to vent my anger first, and I can wait until then to talk about anything else.

Therefore, most people did not find out about the gender of their younger son and missed this clue.