Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Family 20

Chen Yue from the Dragon Kingdom, faced with the two young couples complaining like no one else, Chen Yue couldn’t bear it anymore. He slammed the table and shouted to stop: “Okay!”

The young couple in front of them really stopped and looked at him faintly: “There is no need to persuade us to be generous, we have really had enough.”

Chen Yue took out his ears and said, “Thinking about it so much, why don’t you do a paternity test first?”

“What if I hugged you wrongly?”

The young couple was stunned by these words, and then they reacted and started slapping their thighs: “Yeah, why didn’t I think of that?”

“Husband, we are so good at studying. My son must have been given to me wrongly. The hospital’s problems have nothing to do with us.”

Other parents looked at the two people with ecstatic expressions on their faces and wanted to remind them that with the level of modern hospital technology, it was unlikely that they would make a mistake. ”

My husband echoed: “Well, I always thought his nose was a bit small and I didn’t inherit it.”

Wife: “Yes, the mouth is a bit big, different from my cherry mouth.”

Other parents stared at the group photo on the wall: Do you want to listen to what you are saying? That child is clearly at least 70% similar to you.

Is this mad? I can’t even recognize my biological child…

The two of them ran away in a hurry, saying that they were going to take a paternity test now, and no one around them could stop them.

When I walked out of the school gate, the cool breeze blew, and my mind instantly became clearer.

Wife: “Husband, I remember that when the child was born, the grandparents were watching, so the possibility of miscarriage was relatively small.”

The husband nodded silently.

“Then shall we go back now?”

The husband exploded instantly: “Go back to the house, it’s so embarrassing.”

The reason why he couldn’t wait to come out was because he listened to Chen Yue’s instigation. But the bigger reason was that he didn’t want to sit there.

Adults also need face,

Too suffocating to faceThere were so many parents with mediocre academic qualifications, but their children’s grades were much better, and he was filled with jealousy.

Wife: “Since I have nothing to do later, let’s do a paternity test, what if it’s really not the case?”

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On Xu Ye’s side, he got a small piece of paper from his class teacher and rushed to another place without stopping.

There is a queue at the door of my eldest son’s class.

A young man, with black trousers on his lower body and a pure white shirt on his upper body, holds a black stick in his hand. He has a slender figure. Such a monotonous color scheme not only does not make him look old-fashioned and serious, but instead exudes a sense of abstinence. breath.

The most eye-catching thing is not that, but that face that is beautiful no matter where it is placed. It is something that people will never forget once they see it. Her skin was as white as porcelain, turning the white shirt on her body into a foil.

Such a person would probably look good even if he was wearing a sack.

Bai Xun stood at the front of the crowd and asked the fat middle-aged man in front of him as usual: “Name, age.”

“Wang Defa, 43.”

“What is your child’s favorite food?”

Such a simple question stunned the man. He hesitated for a while and answered: “Chicken butt?”

“wrong!”

Snap, the teaching stick was slapped on the man’s back unceremoniously, leaving a two-centimeter-deep groove, and blood and flesh splattered.

The man inhaled in pain, but did not dare to express it to his face. After receiving the instructions that he could pass, he trotted in.

Barrage: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriu, I envy that man, he is so beautiful, please come and slap me!”

“Are you afraid of some serious illness?”

The second one is a “social big brother” who is 190cm tall and covered in tattoos.

Bai Xun: “Your child kicked his deskmate’s leg off at school. Is this the case?”

“So what?” The social eldest brother put on a cool posture: “A man, a real man, do whatever you want. I told him, don’t get stuck on the details.”

Snap, another stick. This time the stick pierced the man’s kneecap, strung the two legs together like a barbecue, picked them up and spun around in the air.

“It’s the father’s fault if the son doesn’t teach. The child is still young, and with this stick, you should teach him on his behalf.”

The teaching stick was pulled out directly from the legs, bringing out a bunch of blood flowers.

The man was completely frightened. After receiving the instruction to leave, he knelt down on his legs and ran into the room with his hands and arms on the ground.

When it was Xu Ye’s turn, Bai Xun didn’t even raise his head. He just moved forward and sniffed twice with his nose.

“You have the smell of your son’s blood on you, and you deserve to die for domestic violence.”

The stick was raised and swiped towards Xu Ye’s neck. At the same time, Bai Xun was finally willing to raise his noble head. After seeing the face of the person in front of him clearly, his pupils trembled.

But the stick had already been withdrawn. Due to the inertia, it was difficult to take it back, so it could only be tilted to the side to receive the force. I watched helplessly as the stick fell on Xu Ye’s shoulder, leaving a trail of blood.

“Are you okay?” Bai Xun grabbed the person’s arms with force.

Xu Ye smiled: “It doesn’t matter, you can continue.”

This small wound is neither painful nor itchy to him.

Bai Xun frowned, his good-looking brows almost forming a “Chuan”. He looked at him disapprovingly, took out a bandage from his coat pocket, and began to tie three layers of bandage on everyone’s shoulders: “You Did you go to the wrong place?”

Xu Ye: “No, I’ll hold a parent-teacher meeting.”

“Are you Xu Hui’s brother?”

“I’m his dad.”

The bandage on his shoulder suddenly became tighter, and Xu Ye was pushed from his chest: “Go in.”

Xu Ye stayed still and looked at him dangerously, with a cold air emanating from his body.

Bai Xun: “I’ll give it to you later, but I don’t have it with me now.”

He’s talking about puzzle pieces.

Barrage: “Holy crap, I just said that Bai Xun’s attitude towards my Brother Ye is unusual. You didn’t believe it before.”

“There’s nothing unusual about it. I can see blood was drawn from the shoulder.”

“Ha~”, the man replied mysteriously: “Go back and look at other live broadcast rooms, you will know.”

After hearing this, many people dubiously followed the instructions and opened a live broadcast room at will.

The chosen one inside was hit on the neck with a stick, and his head flew directly into the sky like a ball. He left his body standing there, blood pouring from his mouth.

Another live broadcast room opened, it was Ivan, the veteran chosen one. He and Bai Xun had some friendship, and they had a high score in the class reunion instance.

When Bai Xun saw Ivan’s face clearly, he tilted the teaching stick in time, slightly upward from the neck. In an instant, a large piece of flesh fell off the left half of Ivan’s face, revealing the bones stained with debris.

He was spinning in pain, hissing continuously, using the other half of his face to complain: “How could you…”

How can you just smoke people?Have you forgotten our love? What about the wonderful friendship we once had?

Bai Xun acted as if he hadn’t seen it. He pointed to the classroom and said expressionlessly: “I’m sorry, maybe I picked the wrong person. You can go in now.”

Ivan was unwilling to give in: “That’s how you apologize. Do you have a bandage or something?”

He remembered that Xu Ye had gotten this thing in the previous dungeon, and it was said that the effect was very magical. He also wanted to have an extra layer of life-saving things on him even if he couldn’t use it this time.

Bai Xun raised his foot, and Ivan’s butt was forced to “roll” completely into the classroom.

Barrage: “I understand when I see it this way. If there is really no comparison, there is no harm.”

“What does Bai Xun mean by the smell of blood on his body? When did the Chosen One become contaminated with this stuff?”

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Little Theater: (See if there are people in the comment section who want to read some fanfiction. If you don’t like Little Theater, be careful. This article is about a single male protagonist.)

Bai Xun stepped forward and sniffed, “The smell of blood~”

At this moment, Xu Ye raised his head and was caught off guard. The two of them came together at a very close distance, nose to nose.

Xu Ye could feel the other person’s breath hitting his face, lightly and shallowly.

The thick eyelashes are like cattail fans, and they blink beautifully, without a single flaw on the skin.

Boom, boom, boom!

From such a close distance, you can hear each other’s heartbeats.

Bai Xun was the first to react, put his hands forward, pushed the man in front of him away, and said angrily: “What are you doing!”

Whether it was because of anger or shyness, a string of light red appeared around his neck.

It’s a pity that Xu Ye, a straight man, couldn’t understand it. He touched his nose and muttered: “The problem is obviously yours.”

The above content is purely fictitious and written for fun. Please move on to the real movie.