Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Family 18

“Give me a reason.”

Xu Ye crossed his arms over his chest and hung his upper body on the edge of the bed. His eyes were turned upside down and he looked passionately at the strange thing under the bed.

This posture is extremely evil.

It seemed that Wei Wei was forced under the bed, and Xu Ye suddenly appeared, startling Wei Wei.

“reason……”

It’s a pity that the weird guy under the bed doesn’t seem to have a very bright mind, and he keeps repeating the phrase “there’s danger in school” over and over again.

When I asked her why, she hesitated and couldn’t come up with anything for a long time.

Finally, she asked Xu Ye in an almost pleading tone:

“Dad, can you not go to the parent-teacher meeting?”

“cannot.”

Xu Ye refused without blinking an eye.

As dawn breaks, the night sky turns from pure black to grayish white, revealing the slightest bit of light.

The image of the little girl in front of him suddenly collapsed and disappeared, and finally turned into a photo and fell into Xu Ye’s hands. The person in the photo sighed quietly:

“If you must go, then please ask dad to take me with you.”

There was sadness and helplessness in his tone.

Barrage: “What’s going on? The more I look at it, the more confused I become. Judging from my daughter’s behavior, she seems to have no ill intentions towards the Chosen One. Could it be that the real ‘it’ is in school?”

“That’s right, was my previous analysis wrong? Linlin doesn’t look like a bad person, and she didn’t take action against Xu Ye.”

“Bah, that’s weird.Can you believe it? You forgot the third rule of Rule B? ”

[Rule 3: “It” is evil and is best at disguising. Don’t be deceived by it and don’t believe anything it says. 】

“Besides, I have to go to the parent-teacher conference, but my little daughter is blocking her in every way. Maybe it’s the cunning ‘it’ that does this on purpose, to show pity, in order to make the chosen one violate the rules.”

On the screen, Xu Ye said nothing and calmly put the photo into his jacket pocket.

This simple act made the hearts of viewers in many countries beat violently.

Without it, Xu Ye, as a fierce man who could pass five-star levels time and time again, would often act like a weather vane.

Xu Ye didn’t kill his little daughter immediately, so what does that mean?

It is very possible that the legendary “it” is someone else.

Cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they felt a great sense of uneasiness about this speculation.

Several heads of small countries fainted and went straight to the airport after waking up.

“What, Xu Ye can’t make the right judgment every time.”

“Smith Marseille, we are all adults, can you think of something of your own?”

There are still people who are constantly slandering without realizing that the head of state of their family has abandoned his people and completely ran away.

…

This night, the performance of the Chosen One varied.

In the confused eyes of his weird daughter, Chen Yue took out the turtle pen holder and yelled out the shameful line: “Standing still is a bastard.”

Then, he really stopped moving. A blue light shield rose, separating him and his strange daughter.

The daughter’s expression was hard to describe: “You are a bastard, so who am I?”

Little tortoise?

Due to quality issues, this uncivilized remark was finally suppressed by her and she got down to business.

Chen Yue observed the little girl’s height and found that it matched the clothes he had seen in the wardrobe before.

He took a step back and asked, “If you die, will you still grow taller?”

The wife said that her youngest daughter died at the age of three, but clothes of a five or six-year-old girl appeared in the cabinet. The strange figure she saw with her own eyes must have been at least five years old.

The little girl was obviously speechless: “Not long.”

“Mom’s memory was tampered with by it.”

Chen Yue: “Who is ‘it’? What is the purpose of tampering with memory?”

The younger daughter didn’t answer. She just lowered her head and repeatedly emphasized not to go to school because it was very dangerous.

The little daughter stayed in Chen Yue’s room for a very short time. Within ten minutes, she turned into a photo and fell into Chen Yue’s hands.

The main thing is this turtle pen holder. It has a drawback. If the user wants to activate its effect, he needs to stand still.

Therefore, every time Chen Yue finished a sentence, he would add the following sentence: “Standing still is a bastard.”

As a father, this is tantamount to a slap in the face of the whole family. The younger daughter originally wanted to stay with Chen Yue for a while to feel her father’s love, but now she had to cut the knot quickly and run away.

She even regretted why she couldn’t think about it tonight.

The majestic image of her father collapsed in front of her.

Ivan from the Bear Country also chose to leave the little girl behind, and the two had a friendly conversation. His talent [Peeping] determines [Rule 6: When a stranger’s voice comes from under the bed, please turn on the light immediately. 】it is wrong.

As for the other chosen ones, their behavior is divided into two groups:

Cautious: Stay in your room. After hearing the little girl’s voice, follow the rules and immediately turn on the light. The little girl will be stimulated by the light and disappear. Their goal is relatively simple, that is, to get through the dungeon smoothly without causing any trouble.

Radicals: Having sex with his wife before going to bed, waiting until midnight, secretly taking the key, opening the cupboard door, and killing the little girl.

The night passed very peacefully. No matter what everyone was thinking, the time came to the next day.

The last day of the copy is also the most critical day.

…

As usual, after the kitchen slaves finished cooking the cats and dogs, Xu Ye put the delicious food on the table.

The eldest son was moved to tears. When he saw Xu Ye holding the noodles with clear soup and water, he took the initiative to give him the pieces of meat in his bowl: “Dad, you eat too.”

Xu Ye held his hand in time: “No, you should eat while you are growing.”

“Dad~”

“Dad, you are so kind, but as a son I must know how to be filial.” The son insisted on giving him the meat, but Xu Ye refused, and the two had a fierce war at the dinner table.

In the end, the wife couldn’t stand it anymore and said something strange, “Just accept my son’s filial piety.”

Three people from a family of four looked at him eagerly.

Xu Ye looked stiff and took a bite of meat. He was very suspicious.It has cat saliva on it.

Barrage: “Yes.”

“Hahaha, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing so much. I made you produce junk food every day, now you can do it yourself.”

“This thing, the person who eats it is far less miserable than the person who eats it after watching the making process, so the main thing is out of sight, out of mind.”

After dinner, my wife thoughtfully drove the three of them to the school gate.

When the two sons got out of the car, my wife said:

“You have to listen to daddy.”

Xu Ye also got out of the car, and his wife gave him a hand: “I’ll be waiting for you tonight~”

…

It can be seen that the school held parent-teacher conferences for six grades at one time, which was quite grand.

Xu Ye led his sons towards the door and saw reporters interviewing passers-by.

“Which one will you choose, college admission letter or 100 million?”