I’m Not a Scumbag

Oh... can I instigate like this?

Oh... can you still instigate like this?

Nima, is this also possible?

Once the case was over, Lin Fang was shocked.

There is nothing to say about the case, it is a very simple **** drama in which a real girlfriend was stolen and caught.

The classic part is that the writer of the case is very good at writing, and the core principles are integrated into the case without any trace, so that the brainwashing work can be easily completed, and in the end, the reversal is successfully completed, and the family of three has lived happily ever after. happy life.

Lin Fang searched the Q group against the uploader ID Gu Yuehan of the case, and found that this awesome group friend actually quit the group.

He originally wanted to ask a few questions in the group, but he felt that it didn't quite fit his "King" personality.

It turned out that the two "family members" of this group friend were too enthusiastic. They liked to fire cannons to celebrate big and small matters.

Thirty days a month, the sound of gunfire in his house was constant. Thanks to the two people who had to take a week off due to blood loss every month, otherwise, this group friend might be the first fallen sea king in the wingman group.

Lin Fang added Gu Yuehan, the other party didn't pass, and he didn't care. He put this matter aside first, and carefully went through the whole case in his mind.

The principles mentioned in the case are not complicated, and the core is still three nos: no initiative, no rejection, and no responsibility.

Gu Yuehan's case is so powerful because of his understanding and practice of "inactivity", which made Lin Fang feel empowered.

He believes that men's "inactivity" is not "inaction" in behavior, but "non-utilitarian" in subjective consciousness.

Many boys can't catch up with girls. It may have something to do with not being handsome, being short, having no money, being stupid, and being thin-skinned, but it has little to do with it.

The real fatal problem is the "utility" of subjective consciousness. I just met a girl, I haven't met three times, and there is no door on my lips. I say who I want to chase, and I comment with others recklessly. The girl's body and appearance.

Because of subjective utilitarianism, there is even a lack of personal respect for the chosen goal.

And the purpose of chasing this girl is nothing more than because this girl is good-looking and can show off after chasing her, without thinking about the future at all.

Lin Fang blushed unconsciously when he saw this.

Before the world line crossed, he also had the same problem.

Feeling a little pain in his face, Lin Fang decisively skipped the relevant content in the case and jumped directly to how to deal with two girls who don't like each other at the same time.

Feeling certain in his heart, Lin Fang put away his phone, came out of the partition, washed his hands, and returned to the dining table.

In less than 20 minutes after Lin Fang squatted on the toilet, because Lin Fang was gone, Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er had already fought each other for 300 rounds.

Women will always habitually disguise themselves in front of men. Even if they are married and have lived with their husbands all their lives, they will not reveal their deepest secrets before they die.

Only in front of the women they regard as competitors, they will remove all disguise, turn on their firepower, and show their most violent side.

When Lin Fang came back, he only saw Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er with light smiles on their faces, sipping their drinks, but had no idea how much they vomited out in less than 20 minutes. An insulting sentence that needs to be silenced.

"Let's go."

Lin Fangtong made up his mind and decided to bleed heavily. He greeted Bai Zhi and said, "In order to thank you for going shopping with me, and I bought this very comfortable dress for me, I plan to give you a small gift."

Mi Li'er didn't wait for Bai Zhi's answer, she leaned over and said expectantly, "Brother-in-law! Where is mine? Where is mine? What small gift are you going to give me?"

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Li'er pretending to be surprised, and said, "It's said that it's a thank you gift. I'm very satisfied with the clothes Bai Zhi helped me choose, and I'm tired of shopping with me for a long time. It's right for me to give her a thank you gift. What's the matter with you in there?"

Bai Zhi originally planned to refuse. In her opinion, Lin Fang had already thanked herself for inviting her to watch a movie. Besides, when Lin Fang wanted to buy her a gift, she had already chosen to refuse. accept.

However, because of the existence of the rice grains, and because of Lin Fang's words "what's the matter with you" about the rice grains, Bai Zhi's heart was relieved for a while, and it was better than the smoke from the quarrel just now, directly chewing an ice cube. Feel comfortable.

Bai Zhi stood up decisively, nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, as long as it is given by you, I like everything."

Give you a piece of shit, do you like it too?

Miss, is your tea ceremony a little too much?

Mi Li'er gave Bai Zhi a stern look, then got up, next to Lin Fang, and said: "Brother-in-law! I don't care! I don't care! I want gifts too, you can't be so partial to an outsider, I'm your housemate!"

Oh, bah!

Do you want a face?

You're an ex-girlfriend's sister, so it's okay to act like a spoiled brat to my ex-boyfriend, but what do you mean by that?

What's the matter, when my ex-boyfriend and your sister used it, you didn't use it. Your sister broke up with him, and you want to pick it up and use it?

Are you ashamed to return your housemates?

tui!

Bai Zhi moved her hands and feet, sighed, and said, "Since I didn't do the job of a criminal police officer, I have become unfamiliar with the skills of one-shot enemy control and capture. I have to find opportunities to practice."

A gentleman...a lady will not stand under the wall of danger, Mi Lier resolutely shrinks behind Lin Fang, vowing to make tea art... vowing to act like a spoiled child and sell her cuteness to the end, she said coquettishly: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, look, look, This woman wants to hit me, you can't ignore it!"

oh hey...

Lin Fang was a little flustered by the grain of rice, and his will was a little shaken unconsciously.

Stop it for me!

Speak well and speak well, don't hit people with the ball!

Lin Fang took a deep breath, restrained the throbbing in his heart, took a step forward, opened the distance from Mi Li'er, smiled and continued to Bai Zhi: "Ignore her, like a child, let's go buy gifts first ."

ha?

ignore me?

Mi Li'er opened her mouth slightly, watching Lin Fang drag Bai Zhi past him, her heart was full of displeasure.

What made her feel even more unhappy was that when Bai Zhi passed by her, she even glanced at herself with a smile that was not a smile.

In that instant, Mi Li'er made up countless contents in his brain.

She has a deep feeling: she has been offended, and she is cold!

I'm so **** off, my mother has to be serious!

It was at this moment that Mi Lier really planned to grab Lin Fang.

As for whether to use it or throw it away after grabbing it, that's all to say.

Don't look at the previous meetings with Lin Fang, Mi Li'er teased Lin Fang in various ways, revealing a bit of ambiguity inside and outside of his words.

But in fact, she really didn't plan to do anything with Lin Fang.

This point, Mi Suier can see clearly.

But at this moment, Mi Li'er was provoked by the double ignorance of Lin Fang and Bai Zhi.

Mi Li'er chased after him without saying a word, and followed Lin Fang closely. She wanted to see what kind of trick Lin Fang was going to play later.

Don't look at Lin Fang who said that he was going to send Mi Li'er back, and Mi Li'er said that he couldn't sleep alone. In fact, it's not even nine o'clock, and the mall has not closed yet.

Lin Fang wanted to choose a gift for Bai Zhi, and there was a lot of room for manipulation.

It was mentioned in the Sea King Collection that giving a gift to a girl is a university question. If you give it right, it can enhance your relationship. If you send it wrong, you will be criticized in the circle of friends and put on the blacklist to be broken up.

There are two kinds of gifts, not to say that they are all right, at least to ensure that they will not be wrong, that is: cosmetics and flowers.

It's just that there are too many types of cosmetics, not to mention straight men, even scumbags can't be omniscient.

At this time, the most error-prone way is to find a big-name counter and ask the sales lady which lipstick is the most popular and most likely to be out of stock.

no stock? Out of stock is right, buy it! Pre-orders have to buy it!

The lipstick shade that is out of stock at the counters is definitely not available for online shopping.

Lin Fang adhered to this guiding ideology, and took Bai Zhi directly to a popular lipstick counter, and said, "Miss, please, help me get a lipstick. Your counter sells the best and is the easiest to break. The one of the goods."

The lady at the counter glanced at Lin Fang, her eyes lit up.

This man looks so handsome in formal clothes!

She directly took out a lipstick from the counter and handed it to Lin Fang, saying, "Sir, this one is the best sold at our counter, and it is also the one that is most likely to be out of stock. This is the last one!"

Another counter lady looked at her colleague angrily, her teeth were about to shatter.

That lipstick was the last one, but she had already mentioned that she had told her colleagues to reserve it, and she had already promised her best friend that it was reserved for her.

But the colleague took it all out, and it was impossible to hide it again. She could only cover her face, thinking about how to explain it to her best friend after get off work.

I can't say...it can only be bleeding!

Lin Fang didn't notice these details. If he did, it would only increase his determination to buy. He nodded with a smile: "Okay, wrap it up for me, can you pay by WeChat?"

"Yes, sir!"

After Lin Fang paid the bill, he directly stuffed the lipstick into Bai Zhi's arms, and said, "I don't understand the little gift I gave you. You can buy it casually. Don't dislike it."

"how come?"

Bai Zhi hugged the small handbag containing the lipstick tightly, and said with contentment: "As long as it is given by you, I like it!"

Seeing the result, the rice grains that came over saw her teeth almost clenched. She had just visited this shop in the afternoon, and this lipstick is very difficult to buy. She came here several times, and every time it was out of stock.

Even when she came in the afternoon, this shade was out of stock, why is it in stock now?

Mi Li'er didn't want to see Bai Zhi's pretentious and abominable face, but she was really angry, she couldn't help standing in front of the counter and questioned the lady at the counter: "Waiter, this lipstick is just the shade he just bought, give it to me too. Get one!"

The lady at the counter kept a professional smile and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Miss, first of all I'm sorry to inform you that the lipstick that the gentleman bought just now is the last one of our shade. Our other shades are also very good-looking. Yes, you can choose as you like. Also, our official name is 'salesman', not a waiter!"

The last one?

The last one of your sister!

Mi Li'er felt that her lungs were about to explode. She was not a good-natured girl. It was one thing to pretend to be good in front of Lin Fang. In front of others, she didn't think she had any reason to pretend to be good.

"I repeat, I want this shade of lipstick!"

"Otherwise, I'll give you this lipstick. I don't usually wear lipstick anyway. Lin Fang...I'll pass the gift you gave me to Mi Lier, you...you won't blame me, will you? "

Ouch, **** it!

I really need you to send...

However, this lipstick number is really hard to buy!

Otherwise, just push the boat once and accept it?

no! Can't accept!

If you accept me, will you lose, lose to this woman's tea art?

Isn't it tea art? Just like who wouldn't!

Mi Li'er stared at the paper bag that Bai Zhi handed over, extremely tangled.

This lipstick is very good, especially this color number, the effect of applying it is simply bursting.

Because the effect is so good, it is almost normal for domestic counters to be out of stock, and the pages of e-commerce purchasing agents often show out of stock. Even if you want to increase the price, it is difficult to buy.

If you really want to increase the price, it's not impossible to buy it, but you can spend too much money to buy a lipstick from a purchasing agent that I don't know if it is genuine or not. She spent all the cosmetics she bought.

If it wasn't for her part-time dancing, she would have no money to buy clothes, so she would rather wait than add money to buy lipstick.

But now, you can get a pleasant lipstick without spending money, isn't it fragrant?

Mi Li'er gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, stretched her hands forward, hugged Lin Fang's arm, and increased her coquettishness: "Brother-in-law! Look at her, she bullied me!"

Don't shake! Don't shake! I'm dizzy...

No, I'm dizzy!

You hug and hug, what are you shaking?

The gift someone just received has not yet been warmed up, and it will be given to you after changing hands. Why is it bullying you? Are you alright?

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Lier~www.readwn.com~ and felt that there was something wrong with her logic.

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang, and Lin Fang also looked at Mi Li'er.

Brother-in-law, I've said all my words here, as long as you have a conscience, you should understand me too!

This woman gave me the gift you gave her. If I received it, wouldn't I be compared to her? Doesn't it make it clear that her place in your heart is much more important than mine?

The game can be lost, but Lu Ban must die...

When the two looked at each other, Lin Fang obviously failed to accurately receive the information conveyed by Mi Li'er. He only felt a little baffled.

Bai Zhi, a violent policewoman, was provoked by you several times, and it was really polite not to do anything.

Now people take the initiative to forward the gifts they received to you because you like them, and take the initiative to reconcile, but you still don't appreciate it...

The moment this thought appeared in Lin Fang's mind, he woke up abruptly: No, isn't the current scene caused by me? Mi Li'er's reaction was completely normal, it was clearly a classic reappearance of that case, but it was Angelica...