I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang turned to look at Bai Zhi, thoughtful.

Miss Police Flower, your current rank is a bit high!

If you send the lipstick I gave you to Mi Lier, she will be embarrassed if she accepts it or not, but it seems that you are kind, sensible and gentle.

Could it be that this is your advanced tea art performance?

No wonder Mi Lier wants to say that you bullied her...

etc!

Did Mier actually find it?

Lin Fang turned back to look at Mi Li'er, her arms were still tightly held by her, her eyes stared at Bai Zhi angrily, conveying her dissatisfaction with her eyes.

goodgirl!

That's it, taunting, standing in the front row, holding on to hatred, this is stable!

Lin Fang felt that as long as he added some more fire, the scene in front of him would explode immediately, the kind that could make the news.

NEWS: Two beautiful women in a shopping mall are jealous of a man, fight each other, and make the onlookers eat ice cream in ragged clothes...

this scene...

Lin Fang thought about it carefully and thought it would be better to stop it.

Although Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er felt quite refreshing to be jealous for themselves, but if they really ripped off their clothes and let others take advantage of them, Lin Xin felt a little unhappy.

Lin Fang simply broke free from Mi Li'er's embrace, took the lipstick from Bai Zhi's hand, and said, "I didn't think much about it. I thought you girls like lipstick. Let's go, let's go to another place to have a look."

Mi Li'er watched Lin Fang take the lipstick from Bai Zhi's hand, without the bag, he threw it on the counter, and tucked the lipstick into his trousers pocket... stuffed... trousers pocket?

Hey?

How can you make a trouser pocket?

Shouldn't this lipstick be given to me?

How can you do this!

Mi Li'er stared at the back of Lin Fang's head angrily, feeling wronged.

Lin Fang pulled Bai Zhi and walked to the perfume counter in front.

For boys, this is the second least error-prone choice after lipstick.

As long as you honestly choose the most expensive street incense within your range, girls are usually happy to accept it.

Fortunately, Bai Zhi was by Lin Fang's side, so he didn't have to worry about this, so as not to trigger the difficulty in choosing, he smiled and said to Bai Zhi, "Choose the one you like, or I will let the sales lady choose the one that is the most popular right now. of."

Bai Zhi looked at Lin Fang in embarrassment, shook her head and said, "I don't want it! You just gave me a lipstick, I can't let you spend any more money!"

Lin Fang shook his head with a smile and said, "But you didn't want it! How can it be considered as a gift from me if you don't want it? Be obedient, choose the one you like."

Rice grains a few steps behind: "???..."

Even if she knew that Lin Fang was suspected of deliberately provoking her jealousy, Mi Li'er couldn't help but want to eat it.

Mi Lier obviously thinks that she is better looking and has a better figure, but Lin Fang would rather buy this and that for that ugly woman whose chest is two laps smaller than his own, but even one that others don't like. Lipstick refused to give yourself.

asshole!

bed bugs!

Black hearted pig!

(all)!

Mi Li'er stared at the back of Lin Fang's head aggrievedly, wishing to stare at his heart palsy.

In front of the perfume counter.

Bai Zhi smiled helplessly, and had no choice but to point to a slightly less scented salon incense on the counter, and said, "Then I want this bottle."

"That's right!"

Lin Fang smiled and paid, took the packaged perfume from the lady at the counter, handed it to Bai Zhi, and said, "Okay, it's a perfect ending for our date today. Let's go, I'll take you back."

Huh?

Not going to the hotel?

Mi Li'er had already thought about destroying the old dream of the pair of dogs and men. She didn't expect that Lin Fang would actually send Bai Zhi home. Although this saved her trouble, it also surprised her.

Feeling that if he didn't speak up again, I was afraid that he would continue to be ignored, Mi Li'er hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law! Then what should I do?"

Lin Fang looked back at Mi Li'er in surprise, and said, "Hey...why are you still here?"

Ah…

I'm still working as a light bulb, I'm so sorry!

When you and my sister fell in love, you were not so lustrous!

My sister-in-law is my brother-in-law half pulling her butt. Who said that?

Now that the new man is better than the old man, are you ignoring me like that?

Mi Li'er lowered his chin and squinted at Lin Fang with the whites of his eyes, wishing to turn him out of the country, and said faintly, "I'm still here, so I'm really sorry..."

ahem...

Seeing Mi Li'er's small appearance that she was extremely aggrieved, but dared not speak, Lin Fang almost didn't laugh out loud.

NICE!

It's so heartwarming to let you harass me several times!

Lin Fang nodded and said to Mi Li'er, "It's good that you can understand this. Then what, it's nothing to do with you, you go back first, I'm going to take Bai Zhi home."

Get off you!

Mi Li'er almost couldn't hold back her scolding, but fortunately she held back the anger in her heart, she had been ignored for a long time, wronged for a long time, and forcibly endured her anger for a long time.

If it broke out at this moment, wouldn't it fall short of success?

Mi Li'er took out the rhetoric that she had thought of for a long time, and said: "Wait a minute, brother-in-law! Look, my house is close, and elder sister Bai Zhi is far away, otherwise, you can send me first, at most it will delay a dozen or so. Minutes, when you send me, can you send Sister Baizhi again? Sister Baizhi, what do you think?"

elder sister?

Bai Zhi took a playful look at the rice grains, and at a glance, she could see that the girl didn't hold back any good farts in her heart.

Not to mention the arguing that Lin Fang hadn't seen, even in front of Lin Fang, when they were in the cinema hall, the smell of gunpowder between the two could not be concealed.

Although the quarrel was not intense at the time, it was just a few words back and forth. The main contention was a momentum, but in the end there were contradictions and frictions between the two.

At most, Bai Zhi later changed her strategy, followed the advice of her old classmates, endured nausea, and performed high-end tea art performances, which forced the rice grains, but in the end, Bai Zhi was still very unhappy with the rice grains.

At this moment, Mi Li'er had one sister's mouthful, and Lin Fang had to send her home first. Bai Zhi thought about it with her heel, and knew that Mi Li'er couldn't win her head-on, so she planned to play some tricks.

Bai Zhi's heart was as clear as Ming Jing'er, she nodded with a smile but not a smile, and said: "Okay, then let Lin Fang see you off first. Lin Fang, I remember that there was a cafe on the first floor, and I went there. Wait for you."

Mi Lier happily waved at Bai Zhi and said, "Thank you, Sister Bai Zhi!"

Then she didn't wait for Lin Fang to say a word to Bai Zhi, she just pulled him and ran out.

The lady at the perfume counter saw the figures of the three people leaving one after another and couldn't help shaking her head.

"Hey, you say, what is the relationship between the three of them? I look at it, why is it so strange?"

"Cut! You still can't see it? That man and that woman are boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, as for the one who insists on pestering other people's boyfriends, isn't that the kind of green tea girl mentioned on the Internet that has a small hair? This kind of I have experience!"

"Tsk tsk, today's young people really know how to play!"

"What can you play, if you really know how to play, the three of you will sleep together at night!"

"makes sense…"

The other lady at the counter nodded in agreement, and then found something wrong. She looked at her colleague in horror, feeling as if she had discovered something extraordinary.

Experienced...Sleeping together...My colleague, what an OPEN!

…

Mi Li'er dragged Lin Fang for a trot, and soon left the Global Center. She looked back and found that Bai Zhi had already been thrown away, so she was relieved, and then let go of Lin Fang's arm with a face on her face. of disgust.

"Lin Fang, you can! My sister left Jincheng on the front foot, and you found another ex-girlfriend on the back foot. Are you so horny?"

I'm horny, do you want to help?

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Li'er, didn't bother to answer her, and asked, "Where is your home? I'll drive you."

Mi Li'er pouted and said, "What kind of car are you driving? I just asked you something, don't change the subject!"

Lin Fang was a little amused and said, "I'm hungry or not, what's your business?"

Mi Li'er said sternly: "Of course it's none of my business! Didn't you promise my sister that you would get back with her? How could you go to another woman without your word?"

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense. When did I promise to get back with your sister? When it's over, it's over. Everyone is just friends, there's no need to talk about relationships. Besides, I already have a girlfriend now. already."

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang in shock, and said, "Do you have a girlfriend? Who? Is that the woman just now? Let me tell you, she is not suitable for you!"

Seeing Mi Li'er's performance, Lin Fang thought it was very funny, he shook his head and said, "Of course it's not Bai Zhi, it's another girl, you don't know..."

"Ah…"

Mi Li'er sneered and said, "Of course I don't know each other! Who doesn't know how much you Lin Fang cares about? Ex-girlfriends show up one by one, so what kind of ex-girlfriend is your so-called girlfriend? ?"

Lin Fang: ￣△￣;)…"

Seeing Lin Fang's reaction, Mi Li'er said in surprise: "What is your expression? Could it be that I guessed it? Okay, Lin Fang! Didn't you say you don't eat grass? You stinky bastard. , haven't you eaten the grass? You can eat other grasses, so what if you just eat my sister? Hey twins, isn't she delicious?"

Lin Fang said, "It's not the same if you pay well... Wait, what do you mean by mentioning twins?"

After subconsciously mentioning a good sentence, Lin Fang suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked at Mi Li'er with strange eyes.

"Cough cough..."

Mi Li'er coughed twice, her eyes wandered, she didn't dare to meet Lin Fang's eyes, and he hesitated: "What do you mean? I don't mean anything! Oops, I hate you!"

Gently patted Lin Fang, Mi Li'er took two quick steps, opened the distance with Lin Fang, and walked in front, she seemed to feel embarrassed, I wonder if it was because she felt that she had accidentally exposed her inner thoughts.

Lin Fang followed Mi Li'er's train of thought for a while, and it seemed to be quite emotional.

Just a pity...

Lin Fang shook his head, trying not to think about those charming pictures.

He just wanted to send the rice grains home as soon as possible, and then send Baizhi home, and then he could look forward to tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be a good day, the payment has almost recovered, you can spend the whole day with her, from the bedroom to the kitchen, from the toilet to the balcony, I am a little excited to think about it...

Mi Lier lives in an elevator apartment not far behind Danfeng International.

The community has access control, and the management is not particularly strict. Even if you do not bring an access control card, you will be released as long as you tell the security guard.

Mi Lier lives on the twelfth floor, the house is rented, a small single apartment for one set.

Although the apartment is not big, the things are quite complete. The kitchen, living room, toilet, and bedroom are all complete. There is also a utility room of about four square meters. It was cleaned up and turned into a small cloakroom.

The original decoration of the apartment rented by Mi Lier is about medium decoration, which is better than the simple decoration with only scraped walls and toilet tiles. The bedroom provides wooden floors, the living room and bedroom are made of chandeliers, and the kitchen and toilet are made of ceilings.

Later, she should have bought wallpaper specially, and re-posted the wall to make it a very warm rice plain color. The wallpaper is full of dandelions, which are flamboyant and swaying, as if they are going with the wind.

There are also many hand-painted landscapes and figures hanging on the walls. Although they are framed, the traces of new creations can be seen, but I don't know if it is Mi Li'er's own handwriting or someone else's gift.

Lin Fang simply swept Mi Li'er's room, and subconsciously compared it with the room he had paid for and Luo Qingyu's room. He unexpectedly thought that Mi Li'er's room was more warm and homely. .

The house that was paid for was bought with a loan, and Luo Qingyu's house was not clear. Lin Fang felt that her parents might have helped to buy it.

Only Mi Li'er's house was rented, but her house looked more human, more like a home.

This kind of feeling is quite strange, Lin Fang just thought about it for a while, and drove the thought out of his mind.

He also has to send Bai Zhi home, so he doesn't have time to think about these things.

"Okay Mi Li'er, I've delivered you safely home, I'll go first."

"etc…"

Mi Li'er was stopped at the entrance, UU read www.uukanshu.com and closed the door, he leaned against the door, looked at Lin Fang with dissatisfaction, and said, "Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Can I eat you?"

Goo!

Lin Fang's eyes fell on Mi Li'er's moist lips, he unconsciously thought of a certain picture, and hesitantly said, "Is this bad?"

Bang!

Mi Li'er pushed Lin Fang, pressed him against the wall, raised his head, looked at him unhappily and said, "No, you big head, bring it here!"

Lin Fang looked at Mi Li'er blankly, not knowing what she meant: "Take what?"

"Humph!"

Mi Li'er snorted, gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said, "Lipstick? What else can I use! Are you pretending to be garlic? Forget it! If you don't give it, I'll touch it myself!"

She saw with her own eyes that Lin Fang stuffed the lipstick into his trousers pocket. As long as she touched it, she could take it out. Even if Lin Fang pretended not to understand her meaning, it was useless!

Grain of rice resolutely reached out and stuffed it into Lin Fang's trouser pocket, touching... and taking...