I’m Not a Scumbag

The drinks were followed by a salad, followed by chips and tuna bibimbap.

The main course of the set menu was the fried chicken with snowflake cheese. At the end, a portable single stove was placed on the table, which was equipped with a portable gas bottle the size of 500ml of mineral water.

There is a layer of cheese and onion rings at the bottom, cooked rice cakes in the middle, fried chicken legs and wings on the top, and a layer of snowflake cheese on top.

The rice cakes, fried chicken legs and fried chicken wings are all freshly made. The rice fragrance of the rice cakes and the crispy fragrance of the fried chicken are mixed together, which makes people appetite.

The waiter came over to light the fire and heated the cheese. As the cheese at the bottom of the pot melted, the thick creamy aroma surrounded the tip of the nose, which made the two girls who didn't want to eat fried chicken at first couldn't help but start to swallow.

Girls are generally worried about gaining weight and are more resistant to fried foods.

The fried food is particularly fragrant and very appealing.

Especially the fried chicken mixed with cheese and rice cakes seemed to have a chemical reaction. At first, he disliked Lin Fang's stinginess. He only invited himself to eat the rice grains of fried chicken, and was the first to do it.

She snatched the chicken thigh that had just been covered with brushed cheese from the waiter and took a hard bite.

Crack!

The teeth cut the brushed cheese, the milk fragrance just entered the mouth, and it didn't have time to melt, the crispy skin of the chicken thigh was torn apart by the teeth, and the chicken that was soft and tender just spread naturally without waiting for the teeth to exert force, full of gravy and The soft and tender chicken bursts open together, mixed with the crispy skin and cheese, together to form an incomparable deliciousness.

Mi Grain's eyes lit up, and while chewing the delicious food, he shouted, "It's delicious! Suck it..."

Because the fried chicken with cheese tastes so good, Mi Er's mouth is full of saliva. When she is distracted to talk, she almost can't hold it in her mouth, and the food almost leaks out. Fortunately, she reacted fast enough, sucking hard, and then again. All sucked back.

Goo!

Seeing that the rice grains were so delicious, Bai Zhi took a chicken leg and took a bite.

As soon as she took a bite, Bai Zhi's satisfied eyes narrowed. She quickly finished chewing and swallowed the chicken in her mouth before saying, "Wow...the taste is really good, delicious!"

Lin Fang got the affirmation of the food from the two girls, and there was a different kind of happiness in the success of eating. He smiled slightly and said, "Not bad? The head office of this store is near my high school. It has been open for many years. I think It has grown from one store to more than a dozen branches. At first, they only made ordinary fried chicken, and gradually they specialized in cheese fried chicken. The taste became better and better, and it became a special feature..."

"Uh-huh……"

"Um..."

The two girls casually listened to Lin Fang talking about the ancients, keeping their mouths small, and focused on the fried chicken.

The six chicken legs were snatched away by the two of them after a while, and then they went to deal with the chicken wings.

As for the rice cakes on the plate, the french fries on the side, and even the huge bowl of tuna bibimbap, the two of them never met.

It is conceivable that this plate of cheese fried chicken is very appetizing to them.

After talking about the history of the fried chicken shop, Lin Fang recalled his high school life. When he stopped explaining, he found a large plate full of fried chicken, with only a few rice cakes left.

isn't it?

When I propose fried chicken, aren't you all reluctant?

Lin Fang looked at the two girls who were leaning against the back of the chair, holding their drinks, drinking one sip after another, with a satisfied look on their faces.

It seems that every girl has the potential to be a foodie.

If they eat less, it's not that they have a small appetite, but that something is not appetizing!

Lin Fang hesitated for a while, and asked, "Do you still want to eat? If I do, I'll order another fried chicken."

"No, next time..."

"No, this fried chicken tastes really good. Next time you invite me to eat it."

Lin Fang: "..."

Pooh!

It's already cheap for you to eat once, but you still miss me next time?

Next time you invite me to be more or less!

I'm Lin Kui...I'm Lin Fang, but someone with ancestral training!

Even if the fried chicken is eaten up, the rest can't be wasted. Lin Fang picked up the tuna bibimbap, put the cheese rice cake and french fries into the bowl, added some salad, and ate it together. stand up.

It didn't take long for Lin Fang to end the battle.

Eating meat without meat always feels a little less interesting.

It's just that the two girls had been full and sat for a while, and Lin Fang was too embarrassed to let the two of them watch him eat, so he had to resist the desire to order some more meat, and let the waiter clean up the table a little, and then I felt A little cooler.

Satisfied, the two girls looked at each other, feeling that they could finally continue to tear up... continue to communicate.

"Brother-in-law, who is this woman?"

"Lin Fang, what's wrong with this inexplicable woman?"

Lin Fang: "emmmm..."

The drink had been sitting for a long time, so Lin Fang asked for a separate portion of ice and added it to Ningqi.

He took a deep breath, and the ice-filled Ning Qi was on top, and the icy coolness rushed straight to his forehead, which made people awake all of a sudden.

Lin Fang glanced at Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er, and said, "You finally remembered to ask?"

"Uh……"

"emmmm..."

Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er looked at each other, a little embarrassed.

When we were in the cinema, the lights were dark and there were not many audiences. They were quarreling rather than quarreling. You and I didn’t feel like you were doing well. Where did you think so much?

Now that I've had enough food and drink, I drank the iced drink again, and my IQ is back on the line. Only then did I realize that I didn't even know who the woman on the opposite side was.

Thinking about it, this is really embarrassing...

Lin Fang took another sip of Ningqi, and let the ice cool and the bubbles go into his stomach. The whole person felt very comfortable, and then he said: "This is the rice grain on the left, the rice grain of the rice grain, someone from me. The twin sister of the ex-girlfriend. The one on the right is Angelica, a kind of herb, the one that is also a traditional Chinese medicine, my... an ex-girlfriend."

Bai Zhi: "..."

Rice grains: "..."

I don't know why, but after hearing Lin Fang's introduction to each other, they felt irritable in their hearts and wanted to beat Lin Fang.

Even if he had just been fed, he was in the process of favorability +++ towards Lin Fang, and he couldn't help but want to hit someone.

If it were the time when the world line had just crossed over, Lin Fang would definitely not have seen the difference in the expressions of the two girls.

At this moment, Lin Fang can be regarded as a man with a story who has been trained by various goddesses.

Although it is not as good as the various genuine Sea Kings in the wingman group, I have learned so many hands.

This scumbag man...a necessary skill for a good man, and he is very skilled at learning it.

Lin Fang saw that the expressions of the two girls were wrong. He knew that there was something wrong with his introduction, but he didn't dare to remedy it. Looking for a remedy at this time would only get worse and worse. Lin Fang decided to change the topic and make them forget about himself. Just said that.

"Then what... Mi Li'er, it's getting late, shouldn't you go home?"

Rice grains: "!!!"

Drive me away at this time so you and your ex-girlfriend can relive your old dreams and go to the hotel to play a friendly match to learn something new?

Ah……

You are dreaming!

Lin Fangwen, are you not good at teasing me? Have to flirt with your ex-girlfriend?

Is it because my chest muscles are not as big as hers, or is my **** not big enough for hers?

You big scumbag, hehe... With me here, I advise you to die as soon as possible!

Mi Li'er rolled her eyes, leaned towards Lin Fang, and said coquettishly, "Aiya! Brother-in-law, it's still early, I can't sleep when I go back alone, otherwise... you go back with them and coax them. Did you sleep well?"

Humph, I'll let you guys go to the hotel to play a friendly match and have a chicken...

Bah Bah! I'm a lady and I can't swear! You play a hammer, you play!

Bai Zhi smiled and watched Mi Li'er perform the tea art performance. Although her heart was already magnificent, she still stabilized her expression and kept the surface calm.

Goo!

Lin Fang looked at Mi Li'er and felt a little moved.

When the two girls were bickering in the movie theater, Lin Fang didn't have the chance to interject, so he could only sit back on the chair, taut his toes, act as a human flesh cushion for rice grains, grit his teeth, and feel the thrill of a horror movie.

But in the end, the tickling is just to quench thirst, but not to the throat and lungs.

If there is a chance to go to Mi Li'er's house and sleep with her... Coax her to sleep, Lin Fang is still very willing.

Snapped!

Bai Zhi took out a bottle of sleeping pills from the bag, patted a bottle of essential oil on the table, looked at the rice grains with a smile, and said, "When I'm alone, I often have trouble sleeping. The doctor suggested that I should either do a foot massage. , or take half a sleeping pill, it is easy to fall asleep.

I've tried both methods and both work well. Now, here it is for you, I think you will use it well too. Our family, Lin Fang, will not go to your house. After all, it's easy to get into trouble if you're alone. "

Mi Li'er glanced at the sleeping pills and essential oils on the table, pushed them back, and said, "Oh, I'm not used to using these things, I'm still used to being coaxed to sleep. I believe my brother-in-law is not that kind of person, and he won't conspire against me. of."

Bai Zhi narrowed her eyes and nodded with a smile: "I also believe that Lin Fang is not that kind of person, but I don't believe you. I'm worried that you will plot against Lin Fang!"

"What did you say? I'm not the kind of person you say!"

Mi Li'er pouted, hugged Lin Fang's arm tightly, shook it a few times, and said coquettishly, "Brother-in-law, look, look, this woman has wronged me!"

Look at this bowl it's big and soft...

no!

I do not watch!

Lin Fang forcibly turned his attention away from Mi Li'er's chest muscles, and glanced at Bai Zhi, whose face changed from unhappy to barely smiling, and felt a little nervous in his heart.

There is no doubt that Bai Zhi is doing expression management, suppressing her nature, and pretending to be obedient.

Human nature is like a spring. It is possible to temporarily suppress and control it, but it needs to be released eventually.

The harder you usually press, the more you control. Once you release it, the consequences will be more terrifying.

Lin Fang enjoyed being with the gentle and sensible Bai Zhi, but she came from a police academy, her parents were police officers, her ancestors were soldiers, and iron and blood had long been fused into her bones.

Once Angelica's nature explodes...

When Lin Fang thought of that scene, he couldn't help shivering.

Or... let them fight again?

Anyway, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist. Although my sister-in-law is good, my own life is more important!

Lin Fang looked at Mi Li'er, then looked at Bai Zhi again, and said decisively: "Bai Zhi is right, you let me go and hug me, how is it? I think you are greedy for my body!"

Trying to restrain the regret in his heart, Lin Fang pulled his arm out of Mi Li'er's arms with difficulty, and said to Bai Zhi: "But Bai Zhi, you may have a little misunderstanding about Mi Li'er. She is a person with a strong mouth, and it's all about her mouth. Let's talk about it, she's first-class, and she's a coward when she really does it, don't worry, she doesn't dare to do anything to me."

Rice grains: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a?"

I? I will wrap you around?

are you funny...

etc!

Who said I was just talking about it and didn't dare to really treat you?

There is a kind of you, come home with me and try it, and see if I don't squeeze you dry!

Bai Zhi: ￢_￢), oh..."

Guess I believe she dare not?

A woman can tell who is the most **** at a glance. She has a strong mouth? Oh...I don't know what kind of power it is!

Lin Fang saw that Mi Li'er and Bai Zhi's expressions were getting more and more wrong, and secretly gave himself a compliment.

NICE!

Arch fire skill +1!

Don't worry, the two of you can quarrel boldly, Kang busy Beibi!

Sister-in-law, don't blame your brother-in-law for being cruel, you first help your brother-in-law fight a wave of output, and when Bai Zhi's temper shows up, I will definitely make up for you! **** yo...

Gum! Gum!

After a while, Mi Li'er and Bai Zhi one sipped Coke and the other drank juice, but they didn't do anything and didn't quarrel.

Lin Fang touched his nose, feeling that something was wrong, he wanted to add another fire, but he was worried that it was too late, and two girls saw his intentions.

Could it be that because I was here, it would affect the two of them in the battle, so they just stayed put?

After Lin Fang thought for a while, he simply stood up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom, you two will talk first, have a good chat, don't quarrel! I'll be back in a while!"

You two are arguing too hard~www.readwn.com~ Arguing too hard, don't give me face!

When the two of you are about to vent your emotions, I will come on stage again, so that I can save my life!

Lin Fang pretended to go to the toilet, went to buy the order first, went back and observed for a while, and found that Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er were still sitting still, and there was no sign of quarrel.

He couldn't figure out what was going on, so he went to the bathroom seriously.

After entering the toilet, Lin Fang found a partition with a sitting toilet, sat on it, turned on the mobile phone Q, and found the wingman group. content, just opened the Sea King Collection and searched for it.

Originally, it was just a matter of time. Lin Fang never thought that he could find a solution. What he didn't expect was that after some searching, there was actually a corresponding statement in the collection.

Not only that, Baodian also provides a related case, which only briefly mentions the process. The specific case is still lying in the group file and needs to be downloaded separately.

Lin Fang resolutely followed suit and downloaded the case file first.