I’m Not a Scumbag

Q: When watching a movie, what should I do if there are couples all around me showing affection?

A: Thank you, if you can't beat them, join them.

After Lin Fang searched, he screamed with a confused expression on his face.

join in? This is not good...

Multiplayer sports are illegal!

Forget it, the netizens are too unreliable, I still rely on myself!

Next, please watch my tea art performance...

Pooh!

It's to watch my performance!

Before the movie started, Lin Fang suddenly stood up and sang, "Streets of Radisson, everyone, come with me..."

When I first sang, the scene was awkward.

The couples in the front, back, left and right all stopped kissing passionately and looked at Lin Fang with strange eyes.

The secret to alleviating embarrassment is that as long as you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

Lin Fang pretended not to see the same look in other people's eyes, and continued to sing: "Oh, oh, oh, very spicy Cha Cha, oh oh, oh oh, very hot Cha Cha..."

Although this song is a bit earthy and a little old, it is good enough that it is easy for people to sing along and twist.

Bai Zhi looked at Lin Fang blankly, unable to react.

who I am?

where am i?

What is Lin Fang doing?

Just when the atmosphere was a little stiff and Lin Fang was hesitating whether to continue singing, someone walked in from the entrance and continued to sing: "Cherry little mouth, Dudu face, chirp, chirp, little nose, big eyes, chirp, chirp..."

As she sang, she twisted her body, doing dance moves that Lin Fang was familiar with.

This expression, this movement, all seemed familiar, making Lin Fang unconsciously think of the scene of the dance fight with Jiao Jiao and Mi Li'er.

Even the figure in front of him singing and dancing is so similar to Mi Li'er...

etc!

Where is this similar, it is clearly a grain of rice!

"Brother-in-law! What a coincidence, brother-in-law! Hee hee..."

Coincidentally, your sister, hee hee, your sister!

"How did you come?"

Lin Fang covered his forehead and looked at Mi Li'er who was wearing a red skirt with a hip wrap, and slowly approached. He had an indescribable headache.

The place where Mi Li'er works is near here, but today is the weekend, and he never thought that he would encounter Mi'er today, or in this situation.

"Why can't I come? I'm off this weekend. I want to watch a movie. It's very close, so I'm here. I didn't expect to meet my brother-in-law by such a coincidence, hee hee! Excuse me, borrow it, thank you... "

Mi Li'er replied to Lin Fang's question, and smiled and said a word to Bai Zhi to ask her to let her go, thinking that she was polite enough and should be treated well.

But where could Angelica be used to her?

The two of them had a good time alone, but inexplicably, they were destroyed by this woman, who took the opportunity of me to pick up the song for Lin Fang and made a good show.

Bai Zhi said coldly: "There are so many positions in front and back, why should I let you?"

Mi Li'er didn't change the smile on her face, took out the movie ticket, and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, are you asking me to occupy someone else's seat? But what should I do if my position is row 5, row 9, I am very Follow the rules."

Bai Zhi glanced at her location number, her face stiffened.

She is No. 11 in row 5, Lin Fang is No. 10 in row 5, and No. 9 in row 5 of Mi Li is just to the left of Lin Fang.

call……

I will endure!

Bai Zhi clearly wanted to slap the grains of rice to death, but she had to put her legs back, her face stiff to make room for the grains of rice.

"Thank you!"

After Bai Zhi closed her legs, there was enough space in the aisle for people to pass.

Feeling Mi Li'er's skin rubbing against her, Bai Zhi felt uncomfortable, she couldn't help but bend her knees and push it forward.

"Oh... my brother-in-law..."

I don't know where Bai Zhi's top hit the rice grains, her feet softened, and she fell out with a soft cry.

There was a flash of happiness in Bai Zhi's eyes, but this emotion didn't last long before it turned into shock and anger.

She found that the rice grains that fell out, by accident, straddled Lin Fang's body and held Lin Fang's head in her arms.

Rice grains, you are too much!

Are you trying to suffocate me?

But this feeling...hehe...not bad!

Lin Fang's mind was a little dazed, and the current situation was indeed beyond his expectations, but there was an unexpected joy.

"Get up for me!"

Bai Zhi pulled Mi Li'er's arm and lifted her up.

Seeing the X-like look on this little fox's face, Bai Zhi couldn't bear it for a second.

"I do not!"

Wherever Mi Li'er was willing to submit, Bai Zhi took advantage of her unexpectedly and lifted her up, but Mi Li'er tried hard and sat down again.

"cough!"

Lin Fang snorted, his expression a little tangled.

"Get up for me!"

"I do not!"

"stand up!"

"I do not!"

Angelica had to pull the grain of rice up, and the grain of rice had to sit down.

This ups and downs, but the torment of Lin Fang is not light.

He grabbed his hair, straightened his feet, and leaned against the back of the chair.

The couples in front and back stared at Lin Fang and the three in astonishment. The horror movie had already started for a while, and the lights were dim.

The men in the couple are all envious. What they envy is not that Lin Fang stepped on two boats. What he envy was that he could not capsize when he stepped on two boats. What he knew was that Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er were arguing. What I know is clearly a little love between the three people.

Otherwise, how could Lin Fang's expression be so enjoyable?

"Cough...I said..."

At some point, the horror movie had been in action for a long time, Lin Fang held Mi Li'er down, interrupting the childish cycle between her and Bai Zhi, he couldn't take it any longer, so he said, "We can be fine. Do you want to watch a movie?"

"no!"

"Of course not!"

Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang together and refused in unison.

"It's between the two of us now, it has nothing to do with you!"

"If you want to watch a movie, watch it yourself, don't disturb the two of us quarreling!"

Lin Fang: "..."

good! good!

You are noisy, you are noisy!

I really want to watch a movie, but can I?

Lin Fang held his head and leaned back, pretending that he was watching a movie, but in fact he was in the illusory realm, that is, when the horror scene appeared, he had the opportunity to call out to ease his tense emotions.

Ninety minutes later, the movie was over, the lights in the projection hall were bright, and Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er finally stopped arguing.

After watching a movie, Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er exchanged positions several times, from Tiannan to Haibei, involving a variety of subjects and very rich content.

It's just what the two quarreled about, Lin Fang only cared about the illusory realm, and didn't remember a word.

Anyway, after the movie was over, he felt refreshed and could watch it again.

If you look at it this way, domestic horror movies seem to be pretty good too.

After going to the bathroom to drain the water, he cleaned himself up. Lin Fang took out the tote bag from the locker, and waited for a while until Angelica and Rice Kernels, who had also gone to the bathroom and just came out.

The two of them glanced at each other, hummed together, and turned their heads away, obviously they didn't like each other a little.

Having experienced similar scenes several times, Lin Fang now has immunity.

As if nothing had happened, he looked at the time and asked with a smile, "It's almost time for dinner. What do you want to eat, I'll invite you. If you don't want to eat, I can also take you home."

"I want to eat!"

"I don't eat...I want to eat too!"

It was rice grains who said she would not eat it. She originally planned to let Lin Fang send herself home, and then secretly called her sister and asked Mi Suier to open a video to teach Lin Fang a lesson.

At this moment, when she heard that Angelica was going to stay for dinner, Mi Lier quickly changed her mind.

She was worried that Lin Fanghui would push the boat along the way, called a taxi to send herself away, and then ate alone with Bai Zhi.

Mi Lier doesn't worry that Lin Fang and Bai Zhi are alone together. If it wasn't for the coincidence that I went to Universal to buy cosmetics today, I ran into Lin Fang, followed them to the movie secretly, and bought the place next door to them. Something bad will happen.

What will happen in this kind of theater that only shows horror movies, even if Mi Li'er has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs run, and it is very clear.

Those people didn't go to watch movies at all, they were sneaking to clean up some nasty things!

Speaking of indecent, Mi Li'er vaguely remembered that when he and Bai Zhi were arguing, he seemed to have too much physical contact with Lin Fang, and it seemed that there was some indecent...

Pooh!

I am a righteous friend. I am for my sister, so I am not indecent!

Mi Lier decisively discarded the messy thoughts in her mind and made up her mind to fight Bai Zhi to the end.

Seeing that the two girls were going to stay for dinner, Lin Fang nodded and searched the nearby food. Seeing that there was a fried chicken restaurant with a high rating, his eyes lit up and said, "I'll invite you to eat fried ** !"

"I don't want to eat..."

Mi Li'er listened to half of her obedience, her face turned red, she gave Lin Fang a white look, and said, "Brother-in-law, if you do this again, be careful I tell my sister!"

Lin Fang: "???"

If you want to eat fried chicken, are you going to tell your sister? What did you tell her? Tell her I'm buying you too cheap? Tell her I'm too stingy?

cut!

I've never been afraid of Lin Fang!

Lin Fang pouted, ignored the rice grains, looked at Bai Zhi and said, "What about you, don't you want to eat fried chicken?"

Bai Zhi glanced at the rice grains and said with a smile: "Yes, I can eat anything. I'm not picky eaters."

Ouch, I'll go, you green tea!

Mi Li'er laughed angrily, and she shouted: "It's like whoever is picky eater, I can eat it too!"

Lin Fang clapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's such a happy decision."

The fried chicken restaurant searched on the map is called "Chicken Fried Gaan".

The fried chicken buffet has less content, only chicken drumsticks, chicken wings, rice cakes, cheese, salads, and drinks. The single-order content is relatively rich, in addition to various fried chickens, snacks, and various kinds of bibimbap.

If he brought Shi Xiaolu here, Lin Fang would definitely choose the fried chicken buffet, but today he brought Angelica dahurica and rice grains, both of which are not big enough to eat. I ordered a set meal for two and a single drink, and it cost more than 100 yuan.

Mi Li'er had been staring at Bai Zhi, and was ready to find a chance to quarrel with her at any time. She felt that she did not perform well in the movie theater, otherwise Lin Fang would not have no opinion at all.

Seeing that Lin Fang only ordered a set meal for two, he couldn't help shouting: "Brother-in-law, you are so stingy! We are three of us to eat, how can you order a set meal for two? Even if you want it, you should order three people. A set?"

Lin Fang threw the menu in front of Mi Li'er and said, "Look at the contents of the set meal for yourself. If you can finish it, I'll change to the three-person set."

"Look at it!"

Mi Li'er was unconvinced and brought the menu over. After reading it carefully, the expression on his face was a little embarrassed.

In the two-person set, there is a snowflake cheese fried chicken pot, which contains six legs, six wings, ten rice cakes, N more cheese, and a french fries with various sauces, a salad, a bibimbap, and two cups drinks.

The rice grains feel that they can eat one meal of bibimbap and one drink. At most, one fried chicken leg and one fried chicken wing can be eaten.

In this way, even if Bai Zhi Bi can eat half of it, the two-person set menu seems to be a bit too long...

"cough……"

Mi Li'er dropped the menu~www.readwn.com~ and mocked himself: "Then what, order it first, if it's not enough for a while, then order it."

After ordering, drinks were served first. The set meal was accompanied by a glass of lemon cola and a glass of lemon chi. Lin Fang ordered orange juice. He pushed the orange juice in front of Bai Zhi, and handed the lemon chi to the rice grains.

"thanks."

Bai Zhi took the juice and couldn't help but smiled sweetly at Lin Fang.

If it weren't for this grain of rice that appeared out of nowhere, her date with Lin Fang today would be perfect.

Now it seems that imperfection is not bad. The more turbulent the relationship, the stronger it will be.

Seeing that Angelica had a single order of juice, Mi Li'er was delivered by a set meal, and shouted very unhappily: "I don't drink lemon seven, I also want a single order, I want a milkshake!"

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Okay."

Seeing Lin Fang's promise, Mi Li'er couldn't help but be overjoyed. She was about to thank him, but she didn't want Lin Fang to stretch out his hand and said, "Give me the money, and I'll help you."

"Lin Fang! You bully people!"

Mi Li'er glared at Lin Fang and said, "I'm going to tell my sister, you bully me, you play hooligan to me!"

You are the villain to report first!

You are clearly playing a hooligan to me, I dare not move!

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Li'er, feeling a little guilty.

At this time, Bai Zhi pushed the juice in front of him to Mi Li'er and said, "Since you want to drink juice so much, I'll give you mine. I'll drink Lin Fang's cola..."

"I don't want your juice, I drink Coke, hum!"

Mi Li'er rolled her eyes at Bai Zhi, returned the juice, snatched the Coke in front of Lin Fang, and pushed her Ning Qi.

The meal was full of gunpowder before it even started.