I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-03-26

Chapter 300 Murdering for money

As the saying goes, a hero can’t stand three bubbles, when Wu Jun arrives at Egret Academy , several examiners have been weak to stand up.

Wu Jun brought them back to Benevolent Heart Hall for treatment, and the effect was remarkable.

Pills are taken in the afternoon, and people walk in the evening…

Well, literally walking, after recovering a little bit of physical strength, they put down the medical bills run away.

Originally, after they learned the truth, they wanted to scold Wu Jun to vent their anger, but then they saw the Supreme Sovereign lying on the next hospital bed, and Wu Jun used the Pig Slaughtering Blade to open his stomach. , took out a bloody rib…

Looking at a bed of blood plasma, Emperor Zhenyuan and Mister Ying and the others lay dying on the bed, their hearts trembled and said:

Mother, this doctor is scaring me!

On the other side, Song Cai and the little succubus who got into trouble were punished by Wu Jun for not being allowed to eat dinner. Qin Yue’er expressed his deep sympathy for them, and then sadly accepted the two of them. that meal.

After dinner, Chang-Jin brought some of his brothers to the hospital to visit their injured father.

I saw that Emperor Zhenyuan’s injury had stabilized, so he was relaxed.

Looking at the unconscious father, Chang Jin let out a long sigh and sighed: “Ai, Imperial Father has worked hard for state affairs all his life. After this war, he can finally enjoy his life in peace.”

Wu Jun gave Master Chen a brain massage and agreed: “Yeah, your Imperial Father is ill and needs to rest well. Or you can give him a VIP of Benevolent Heart Hall. Card, you can get a 20% discount for health care in the future, and there are special services!”

Yuan Min curiously asked: “What special services?”

Wu Jun enthusiastically introduced: “Free acupuncture and moxibustion. Anyone over 80 years old can also receive two pounds of eggs from the noble calligrapher with the card! If you don’t want eggs, you can also choose the foot massage of Little Succubus and Niannu!”

Yuan Min secretly glanced at Niannu who was embroidering under the lamp, the beautiful profile made his heart skip a beat, then turned his face solemnly, and said to Changxuan: “I admit that I have It’s a gamble, but let’s get a card for Imperial Father. Yuanjie will pay for the card. Just in case, I will also get a card to accompany Imperial Father!”

The corners of Chang Jin’s mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn’t help but complain: “You are here to do health care? You are greedy for a slave body, and why are you giving eggs to noble calligraphers…”

Roc Demon King in the chicken coop hummed indignantly: Who made his chickens eat better than me! What I eat is the dregs of medicine, and his chickens eat the whole Cordyceps sinensis!

At this time, the prince’s eyes also fell on Niannu, and he quickly retracted his gaze, reminding Changxuan: “Let’s take the Imperial Father back to the palace to recuperate. It’s suitable for recuperation.”

Niannu defected from the Huancai Pavilion, and until now, he has not found out the details of Niannu, and he is very worried about her.

Changyu slightlyn nods, then changed the topic and said: “Xia Kui recovered the lost land in the Eastern Region, but on the Easter Sea, suddenly there are many more Sea Beasts, I don’t know about this yet. Does this have anything to do with the Demon Sovereign who escaped?”

Old Xu coughed a few times, attracted everyone’s attention, and said, “I’ll go to the Eastern Region and take the opportunity to collect the Demon Race’s collapse. Soldiers, bring it back to Demon Realm.”

Wu Jun glanced at Old Xu, and said with a somewhat complicated mood: “Are you leaving?”

Old Xu turned to him A smile: “I have been away from Demon Realm for tens of thousands of years, and it is time to go back. Demon Race is inherently belligerent and needs to be restrained, otherwise there will be an Earth Demon, Human Demon and the like, which will once again provoke disputes between the two worlds. “

“By the way, where are my five Buddha Relics?”

Wu Jun was stunned, looking at Old Xu’s eager eyes, showing a puzzled look: “What? Relic, Old Xu, what are you talking about, you didn’t come up with any Relic from the beginning to the end. You must have been beaten by the Demon Sovereign, and your memory has become confused. You lie down and I’ll give it to you. Get a needle!”

Old Xu: “…”

You just want to make money and kill yourself!

Three days later, the Eastern Sea shore.

Alone, Old Xu stood in the Transmission Formation with more than 3,000 demonic weapons gathered.

The Formation lights up, and everyone is sent back to the Demon Realm. Old Xu, who has lived in Buddhism for tens of thousands of years, left with a relaxed attitude and did not take a single Relic with him.

Wu Jun watched Old Xu’s silhouette disappear, recalled the pictures of getting along with Old Xu over the years, his face was full of reluctance, and he thought of the yard left by Old Xu and the box under the bed Relic, he couldn’t help laughing out loud.

“Hehehe, I seem to have made a fortune!”

Qin Yue’er’s eyes lit up and he said, “Let’s put some tables to celebrate?”

Wu Jun rolled his eyes, looked at the suddenly churning sea, and said, “Go grab a Sea Beast and cook you a seafood feast.”

Qin Yue’er nodded excitedly, his hands purple The Electric Divine Sword unsheathed, turned into a purple light and jumped into the sea.

At the same time, Old Xu was teleported to the square of the Demon Realm imperial city with a group of defeated soldiers.

In the vast crowd above the square, the two teams compete fiercely around a football.

Silver Magic Bigfoot sent the football out, causing a ferocious tornado that swept the football into the sky along with three opposing players.

The Night Demon descended from the sky with its back to the sun, intercepted the football coming towards the goal with one kick, kicked a kick with an upside-down golden hook, the football carried a black light, shot through the net, pierced through Layers of palaces disappeared from everyone’s sight.

The rushing whistle sounded immediately, and the referee ran to the Night Demon and pulled out a red card: “The goal is invalid! Damage the palace, give you a warning, and give you a second-half suspension!”

The demonic energy player spat on the ground at night and argued: “You can’t blame me for that just now, the ball passed by the silver devil was too strong, I didn’t have to use all my strength to catch the ball! I can’t go off the court, our team There are just a few people, the Silver Devils are all playing central defenders, can he play? He can’t play, do you know if he doesn’t have the ability?”

At this time, a man dressed as a Shop’s shopkeeper in the opposing team Coming to the front, scolded: “You hurry off, don’t delay the game! This is the rule set by the new Demon Sovereign, do you want to break it?” At the sidelines, he shouted at the silver devil, “Silver devil, come on! Kick these turtle grandchildren to death!”

At this time, the medical team quickly entered the field, dragged the wounded to the side, and held down the A few wounded who wanted to escape with frightened faces, excitedly treated them.

New players are added and the game resumes.

Old Xu stood on the sidelines in a mess, his eyes were like a pair of copper bells, and he dared not say anything: “If I am not mistaken, this shopkeeper is the Boss Madman of Chi Yanji, this The old fellow has always been rebellious, he didn’t even listen to me back then, when did he start talking about rules?”

“And what’s the matter with this weird atmosphere of unity, the Night Demon has always been alone I go alone, don’t get close to anyone, and now I actually open my mouth to cheer for others?”

Old Xu asked Chi Zhujun with a ghostly expression, “What the hell is this game?”

Chi Zhujun’s face was stunned: “No… I don’t know, it wasn’t like this when I left.”

Old Xu brows tightly knit, looking around a few times , then saw the statue of Wu Jun erected on the side of the court, his cheeks twitched slightly: “I think I probably know what’s going on…”

(End of this chapter)