I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-03-28

Chapter 301 Won the numb

That year, the entire Demon Realm was disturbed by Wu Jun’s rectification movement, It has created a group of terrifying magic doctors who are afraid of being seen, but cannot be beaten to death or caught. The influence is far-reaching and will last for generations to come. It can be called the greatest catastrophe in the history of Demon Realm. Wu Jun”…

On the Human World side, after the Demon Realm invaded, the Imperial Court hardliners led by empress and Sima Yuan launched a new round of attacks on those families who took refuge in the Demon Sovereign. The Great Purge, the Aristocratic Family forces suffered another major blow.

At the same time, the coast of the Eastern Region has ushered in a sea Beast tide that is rare in ten thousand years, and batches of giant Sea Beast have invaded the inland, causing a great deal of damage to the Eastern Region, which is in full swing. blow.

Xu Chang was unable to support himself in the Eastern Region, and Chang Jue immediately dispatched the army to support him. Monster hunter yamen rushed out to cooperate with the Zhennan Army to resist the tide of Sea Beast.

At this time, Wu Jun, who failed to find the Demon Sovereign Remnant Soul, set off and returned to the Benevolent Heart Hall. Chang Jin heard the news of his return to Beijing and rushed over immediately after the morning meeting.

Looking at Wu Jun a few times, seeing that he was still in good spirits, Chang Jue breathed a sigh of relief and said, “You are finally back, have you investigated the matter in the Eastern Region?”

“The Sea Beast tide has nothing to do with Demon Sovereign.”

Wu Jun paused for a moment, a look of uncertainty on his face: “From what I’ve observed, these Sea Beasts seem to be… in heat.”

Changjin was stunned for a while, and said suspiciously: “With such a large-scale Sea Beast tide, and it’s a different species, how can it be in heat at the same time?”

Wu Jun slightly Helplessly said: “I don’t know this, anyway, it’s like this in my opinion.”

Frowned, intuition that this matter is not simple, asked: “Is there a way to calm them down?”

Wu Jun nominates: “I have three strategies of high, middle and low, which can calm down this Sea Beast turmoil. The best strategy is to let Divine Dragon go and satisfy those Sea Beast turmoil. Beast, Sea Beast is satisfied, and the beast tide will naturally recede.”

Divine Dragon immediately emerged from the tea bowl and said angrily: “My dignified Divine Dragon, how can I be so unloving! The most important thing is , among those Sea Beasts…there are males!!!”

Wu Jun spread his hands helplessly when he saw his disapproval.

Chang Ju continued to ask: “Where is the middle policy?”

Wu Jun listlessly said: “The middle policy is, listen to the next policy first.”

Chang Ju The corners of his mouth twitched slightly: “What about the next strategy?”

Wu Jun’s eyes were bright: “The best strategy is the best strategy.”

Divine Dragon: “@#￥%￥# @…”

Mao’s strategy, this is so purely a conspiracy against my Wang people!

After being depressed for a moment, Divine Dragon explained: “Those so-called Dragon Clans with Divine Dragon bloodline in the world have almost no descendants of me. They are all Monster Races and beasts who accidentally got my blood essence. So your idea simply won’t work.”

Wu Jun looked at Divine Dragon in surprise: “”Medicine Sutra” is actually wrong, no, I have to write it down and add it to the book later.”

After speaking, Wu Jun took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone and wrote it in teeny small capital letters.

“Divine Dragon is born horny, but incompetent.”

Divine Dragon suddenly elongated his face, wrapped the brush in Wu Jun’s hand with his tail, and said solemnly:” Tear up this piece of waste paper, and I will leave for the Eastern Sea tomorrow!”

“Then I will have to worry about Sir Long!”

Wu Jun’s gratified nodded, right hand hit With a snap of his fingers, the rice paper floated into the air and burned to ashes.

With a faint smile on the corner of Chang’s mouth, he said to Wu Jun: “With the help of God Sir Long, the trifling Sea Beast is nothing to worry about, I can finally rest assured. By the way, a minister is looking for me today. I complained that the daughter of the Wu Hou Family had misbehaved, and asked me to order you to punish you. Tell me how I should deal with it.”

“My daughter?”

Wu Jun was stunned. Startled, then looked at Song Cai and the little succubus.

The two of them immediately sat upright, with a well-behaved appearance.

Seeing this, Wu Jun immediately felt bad: “What have you two done in the past few days, please be frank and be lenient.”

Song Cai’s face turned serious and opened first. the mouth and said: “Master, you know me well. If I cause trouble, I will definitely not survive, let alone go to the imperial court to file a complaint.”

Wu Jun eyelids twitched: “Your reasons are very good. Convincing, don’t say it next time, otherwise no one will dare to enter our hospital in the future…”

The little succubus bit his finger and thought for a while, and said, “I have nothing in the past few days. I didn’t do it. Besides going to school, I just played with my classmates. Yesterday, Ah Da took me to his house to roast a colorful chicken. Ah Er gave me a Luminous Pearl and Ah San gave me a set of armor. I think it’s too much. I don’t need to be ugly. Oh, is it because this incident made Ah-san feel wronged and cry, and his family went to the imperial court to sue me?”

Changxuan looked at the distressed little succubus, the corners of his eyes A burst of convulsions: “That colorful chicken has the bloodline of Divine Bird Azure Phoenix, ready to be recognized by Lanling King’s Heir, and now it’s eaten by you. Luminous Pearl is the treasure given by Emperor Taizu to the Liu Family in Mobei, and was taken by him yesterday. My Third Young Master stole it, and that set of armor…”

“Forget it, it sounds really none of your business, I’ll let them restrain their sons later. As for those gifts …”

Wu Jun coughed and answered sternly: “There is no problem in making good friends with classmates, but the courtesy is exchange, little succubus, you can’t just accept their gifts, but also know how to return them. I’ll cook more eggs tomorrow, and you can take it to the academy and give them to them as a gift.”

Changzhen: “…”

Just a few eggs, I want to hack people The family heirloom, you are poor and crazy!

Moreover, those eggs that returned the gift belonged to noble calligraphers!

Second day, the classmates of the little succubus received the gift in return, they were so happy that they couldn’t help themselves, and after returning home, they said to be honest and obedient.

Those ministers are all sighed in relief, the little succubus has also been praised by Wu Jun, and Gao Wenbin, the minister of personnel, has won the praise of Wu Jun’s “Great Man”, and everyone wins !

Only Gao Wenbin’s youngest son was in a daze for a moment at the little succubus’ return gift, feeling that the egg was very familiar, very similar to his own chicken egg…

With At the same time, Divine Dragon, who took the initiative to issue a military order and vowed to persuade the Sea Beast army to retreat, has come to the Eastern Sea.

The burly silhouette of the Divine Dragon floated on the sea level, looking at the seemingly endless Sea Beast army coming towards the shore, a look of surprise suddenly appeared on his face.

“How can there be the aura of a sea god?”

In the next instant, a heaven overflowing giant wave set off above the sea, quickly engulfing the Divine Dragon.

A moment later, Divine Dragon turned into a real body and jumped out of the sea, and fled towards the shore with eyes full of horror, while escaping, he also lost one’s head out of fear and shouted: “Come back, they Back! Those ancient Monster Gods are back!”

In the panic shouting, a pair of huge eyes appeared in the tsunami, and the bloodshot terrifying giant eyes brought endless oppression.

Immediately after, a cold voice resounded through the Eastern Sea:

“Celestial Court reopens, all things have spirits, come and hear the announcement quickly!”

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Bosses, I have finished writing the Qianqiu Demon Tribulation Volume… The past few days were a bit busy, the elder sister had a car accident, and my brother-in-law couldn’t come back due to the epidemic. Cabbage has been accompanying me in the hospital for two days. Judging from the test results , there is no big problem with elder sister at present, the main thing is that there are too many things to do, and you have to accompany you for a few more days. The update may be very pitiful, the bosses forgive me

(End of this chapter)