I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-03-25

Chapter 299 Get my medicine chest

With the help of kind-hearted nine babies, Wu Jun will soon be injured were transported back to the hospital.

Unfortunately, Wu Jun asked Roc Demon King to search under the rift valley for a day, but there was no trace of the disaster, so Wu Jun lost a patient, which is a bit regrettable.

When returning to the hospital, Song Cai urged Yan Jun earnestly: “Junior Brother, it is the responsibility of my generation of doctors to treat patients, how can you pick and choose and ask for a doctor? I don’t care about the patients. Listen to Sister Senior, and go to Wang Xiucai’s house to see the doctor.”

Yan Jun rolled his eyes, no matter how she persuaded him, he sat as stable as Mount Tai. : “Don’t go.”

Wu Jun listened to it, and said to Yan Jun with a displeased face: “Awei, your Senior Sister is right, they asked you to see the doctor, how could you not go. “

Yan Jun couldn’t help but be overjoyed when Wu Jun returned safely, and then explained with a didn’t know whether to cry or laugh: “Master, Wang Xiucai came to our hospital to beg for a child.” Yes, Senior Sister means, she wants me to go to Wang Xiucai’s house…to help him have a child!”

Wu Jun’s eyes widened, and he raised his eyebrows at Song Cai: “Nonsense! I see you It’s itchy again!”

Song Cai shrank her head in fright and whispered in disapproval: “Where am I being foolish, I heard people say that being held by a man will lead to pregnancy, and it’s called Ah Wei, give it a try, maybe the Wang Family lady will be able to conceive…”

Qin Yue’er shook his head, opened the mouth and said: “Song Cai, that person is I lied to you, you won’t get pregnant simply by being held by a man.”

Wu Jun glared at Song Cai and said, “Have you heard, even Yue’er knows the truth, but you, a doctor, don’t know! “

Qin Yue’er was somewhat proudly laughed, and continued: “You won’t get pregnant if you are held by a man. My mother told me that you can only get pregnant if you are touched by a man’s armpit!”

Song Cai opened her mouth in surprise and nodded her head again and again as if she had been taught.

Yan Jun was stunned, took out his notebook and wrote it down, while muttered in disbelief: “It turns out that the human world reproduces offspring like this…”

Wu Jun stood with a messy expression. At the door, staring wide-eyed, cheeks twitched.

I feel that after a few days of teaching, I have to join some gynecology and andrology courses…

After properly placing the wounded, Wu Jun prescribes the right medicine and treats them .

In the evening, Master Chen woke up with a cough, looked at the environment all around, and asked, “We won?”

Wu Jun un’ed, took him He got up and sat on the head of the bed, and said, “I won. Demon Sovereign’s fleshy body has been destroyed, and Primordial Spirit has also been torn down in half by me. I guess he will become an idiot even if he survives.”

Master Chen put out a long breath, then body trembled, said: “Why didn’t he see Xia Kui, he shouldn’t have…”

Wu Jun said: “Relax, Xia Uncle Kui was tempered by me, and his recovery ability is strong. Now he has used a live dragon and animated tiger to clear the demonic weapon. It is a Confucian sage. He was beaten by the Demon Sovereign with a punch, and I don’t know how long it will take to recover.”

Master Chen sighed: “Saint is right in front of me, but I didn’t see him. It’s really a waste of time…”

Wu Jun listened for a while: “When you say it, , I am also a little regretful, I failed to achieve the achievement of three punches, I don’t know when I will see him next time.”

“Shuzi…”

Master Chen coughed twice in anger, and tremblingly searched for his ruler.

Wu Jun glanced at him and said with a smile: “Don’t look for it, I have put away your ruler, and it will be your medical bill.”

Master Chen gasped for a few breaths and said helplessly, “You bastard, my ring ruler was made by Mu Xin of the Millennium Tree Demon. It’s not a problem to buy a few medical centers the size of your Benevolent Heart Hall.”

Wu Jun laughed and said, “I said how hard it is!” After speaking, he took a few steps to other beds and carefully collected medical expenses.

Master Chen’s eyes lit up, and in line with the principle of not being able to suffer losses by himself, he said, “Daoist Qian has a Jade Ruyi, which can increase the formidable power of Taoism, and Emperor Zhenyuan has a seal, which can be cracked. Evil Spell…and Tyrant Saber, this old fellow grabbed a lot of Sects when he was young, look carefully to see if there is a Treasure Map on him, after finding the treasure, we will split the account…”

Ying Ru Long listened to Master Chen’s name calling, and the body trembled opened his eyes, looked at Wu Jun who was walking towards him, clutched the Book of Destiny on his chest, and said seriously: “I am a poor scholar with a body on my back. There’s nothing of value, my jade pendant might be worth a little money, you can take it if you like.”

Wu Jun walked away with a look of disgust and said, “Then you can write a promissory note. , I’ll go to your house to collect the bill after the injury is healed.”

Ying like Dragon Qi gritted his teeth: “…”

This can’t be avoided. The ruler’s Wu picks up the skin!

In the backyard of Benevolent Heart Hall, when Wu Jun happily collected medical bills, Jiu Ying came to Nian Nu who was making medicine.

“Have you found the key?”

“No, I suspect Wu Jun doesn’t know about the key at all.”

“Impossible, when the Physician closed Behind the Heavenly Gate, handed the key to the Poison Sage. Wu Jun, as the descendant of the Poison Sage, is impossible not to know about such an important matter.”

Niannu was faintly sighed, fanning the furnace Fire Dao: ” I’ve turned this hospital upside down, and I haven’t found any clues.”

Jiuying frowned: “You and I are running out of time, if you can’t find the key, we will To fall into the abyss again, that kind of despair, I think you should not want to taste it again.”

A tangle flashed in Niannu’s eyes, and soon disappeared without a trace, with a firm expression on his face. : “I’ll think of a way.”

At this time, Wu Jun’s voice sounded in the lobby: “Niannu, the medicine for No. 3 is ready!”

“Come on. It’s over!”

Niannu picked up the front medicine can, poured the medicinal soup into the bowl, and walked quickly into the front hall with the bowl in hand.

Wu Jun took the medicine, handed it to Master Chen, glanced at Niannu from the corner of his eye, and said lightly, “Hey, aren’t you looking very well, are you sick, I’ll give it to you? Check the pulse.”

Niannu forced a smile: “It’s okay, I was tossed by the little succubus last night and didn’t sleep well.”

Wu Jun glanced around the room and found that there was no The shadow of the little succubus: “I didn’t pay attention if you didn’t say it. Where did the little succubus go?” The academy is over, and the entrance exam should be taking place now.”

Wu Jun was taken aback: “She wants to study? Why didn’t I see that she loves studying?”

Niannu looked like Didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, explained: “She saw the Egret Academy girl’s outfit yesterday, and she fell in love with it at a glance, and wanted to mix and match.”

Wu Jun sighed speechlessly: “I knew…”

Ying Rulong listened earnestly, shook his head slightly and said, “Egret Academy is an official school, and many of the children of Imperial court ministers are sent to Study there. The entrance exam is almost based on the level of Xiucai, can she pass it?”

Song Cai said confidently: “Don’t worry, if I help her, how could she fail! “

At this time, Wu Jun heard a pleasant humming sound from far to near, heard the voice of a little succubus, and said, “It looks like it passed.”

After a while, the little succubus walked in wearing a light green dress, threw the schoolbag on the table, turned around in place, and said with a bright smile: “Does it look good?”

Wu Jun looked at her and said, “Good-looking, you passed the entrance exam?”

The little succubus proudly said: “Passed, those examiners are very weak, none of them can resist Song Cai’s five-step string is scattered! In order to prevent the leak of information and make the academy discredited, all the students who took the exam today were all admitted!”

Wu Jun: “…”

After a while of absolute silence, Wu Jun’s panicked voice suddenly sounded: “Where is the Egret Academy, get my medicine chest!”

(End of this chapter)