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This day is bound to be an unforgettable day.

Lao Li rode his bicycle to the clinical building early in the morning.

After the physical examination, I changed into the hospital gown and slippers, and checked in.

Because of the communication in advance, he made all preparations and lay on the operating table that afternoon.

Lao Li opened his eyes wide, watching Director Wu's familiar face appear in front of him.

I only had time to smile, and I just opened my mouth to say hello.

When Director Wu turned around and said something, his eyelids sank instantly and he lost consciousness.

I don't know how long it has been.

"Li Wei~Li Wei~"

Suddenly, he heard someone calling his name all the time. The voice seemed to be floating from the sky, and he didn't know where it came from.

He tried to open his eyes, and what he saw was the dazzling lights and the familiar white ceiling.

Struggling to look around, he found that he was already in the ward, and even his clothes had been changed.

Director Wu stood by and looked at him with a smile: "The operation went well, how do you feel?"

Lao Li nodded in confusion, habitually touched his waist, and suddenly froze, the urine bag was gone.

Director Wu explained: "Because you have uremia now, you urinate less, and you can urinate through dialysis, so I removed the urine bag."

Lao Li's stiff head turned for a moment, and then he remembered, oh, it turned out that he just had an artificial bladder transplant operation.

He has been suffering from uremia for many years. Although his urine output is less and less, he is not completely anuric. Most of the water and toxins have been discharged by hemodialysis, but there will still be a small amount of urine retention. The urine bag can play an insurance role. .

Lao Li squeezed out a smile and was about to say "thank you".

Suddenly, a strong irritation came from the urethra.

He looked down and saw a urine bag hanging beside the bed, and immediately understood that he had been catheterized.

Lao Li's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he didn't know whether it was sadness or joy: "Director Wu, here, there is no need for a urinary catheter. I don't have much to pee."

Director Wu looked serious, patted his arm, and comforted him: "Just in case, from the urine bag to the catheter, you have taken a big step in your life."

Lao Li couldn't laugh or cry: "Isn't there still a urine bag hanging on it? It's just transferred from the belly to that."

"Now the blood vessels and nerves on the bladder have not grown well, you have no control over urine, and the urethral sphincter has not been used for a long time, and you are not skilled in manipulation. There will be as much urine leakage as possible, and it is really hard to prevent."

"Taking a step back, this 10 milliliters of urine is also urine. What if it leaks out? You say so."

Director Wu looked at him with eyes as deep as the sea: "You don't want to be old and still wet the bed every day."

"This..." Thinking of that scene, Lao Li couldn't help but blushed, and fell silent for a moment.

After much deliberation, he had to admit that Director Wu was right.

Although the irritation from the urethra made him feel uncomfortable, he could only bear it.

Only when the bladder becomes conscious and can hold back urine and discharge can it say goodbye to the urine bag completely.

Seeing that he didn't make any more noise, Director Wu continued, "Don't worry, your operation went well. The surgeon who performed the operation was probably not very skilled. Together."

"Your physical fitness is also good in all aspects. I estimate that your bladder will be able to work normally in a month at most."

"I prescribed Sanqing's new drug for you, which can increase the filtration rate of glomerular cells. I hope it can start to work anyway."

"This month you can stay in the hospital with peace of mind. Anyway, it is a clinical trial. All expenses are covered. There is also visiting time for relatives every week. Take it as a rest."

Old Li listened in a daze. What Director Wu said were all good things that he could never have imagined in his dreams.

To be able to do nothing and recuperate in the hospital for nothing for a month is comparable to a retired veteran cadre. He is a security captain, and he is able to receive such treatment.

No wonder, those piano friends in the community said that Sanqing's clinical trial is very difficult to apply for, just like winning the lottery, you can only get it if you are lucky.

I used to be dismissive of this, thinking that the medicine is three-point poisonous, and only the tried and tested medicine after the market can be used with confidence. Like this new medicine that looks for mice everywhere, even if you pay a lot of money to invite him to test the medicine, And he will absolutely, absolutely not participate.

Unexpectedly, when I participated in a clinical trial for the first time, I got a free bladder and lived for free for a month.

It smells so good!

It's really delicious!

The next time something like this happens, he wants to do it again.

It would be the best if I could get another kidney for nothing.

Lao Li touched his left waist, couldn't help thinking about it, and a smile slowly appeared on his face.

"Okay, these are the precautions after surgery, have you heard them all?"

Director Wu talked on and on, seeing Lao Li's distraught appearance, he couldn't help asking.

Lao Li smirked and said, "I heard it, I heard it all."

"That's fine, see you next time in the ward round." Director Wu didn't expose the truth of his distraction, turned around and was about to go out.

"Hey, wait," Lao Li suddenly remembered something, and quickly asked, "Where are the other four people? How are they doing?"

Director Wu pondered: "They are all in good condition, especially the two children, who are young and have strong physical resilience. They still had partial bladder transplantation, and they all recovered in more than half a month."

"The girl has fully recovered. It is said that she is sprinting for the college entrance examination. I hope she can get into a good university. The parents said that after this incident, she is particularly interested in artificial organs and wants to study biology and further study in this area."

"As for that boy, he went to school the next day after he was discharged from the hospital. I heard that he is not autistic anymore, but instead is mischievous and lively every day. His parents even came to send pennants."

"The other two patients are a little older and still recovering. Like you, they are enjoying free holidays in the hospital."

"However, they don't have uremia. After removing the urine bag, they should be able to live and work normally. Their family conditions are not good. I am very happy to hear from the family members. The money for the medicine is saved a lot, and the two of them can go out to work and earn money."

Lao Li breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed: "That's good, they are all hard-working people, and it would be great to be able to return to normal."

"I think those two brothers are also the pillars of the family. They are old, and the family must have a heavy burden. Now they are finally able to provoke the mainstay again. I am really happy for them from the bottom of my heart."

"That's right, counting it, your conditions are not bad. In the early years of demolition, you have your own house, your daughter has her own job, and you are a security captain in the community. You are so popular, and you can count on food and clothing." Director Wu Said with deep empathy.

"Hehe, contentment is always happiness, I understand." Lao Li scratched his head and said cheerfully.

"I also suffered from childhood. The main thing about being sick is to have a good attitude. As long as you have a good attitude, no matter how serious the illness is, it will not defeat you."

"Anyway, at the end of the day, the worst outcome is nothing more than kicking your feet, and you will be a good man again after eighteen years."

"It's better to live one day at a time, live it happily, bring happiness to others, and keep the pain to yourself."

*****

Day by day, in the blink of an eye, half a month has passed.

On this day, as usual, Lao Li wandered around the entertainment room and played a few games of Doudizhu with other clinical trial patients.

On the way back to the ward, he suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate.

This feeling was a little strange, and he didn't react for a while.

Then, he subconsciously looked at the urine bag hanging on his waist.

I saw a stream of orange liquid gushing in along the thin tube.

Lao Li was stunned for a moment.

Is this... urinating?

How come there are so many?

He was stunned, his mind was blank, and he stood there like a pillar, motionless.

He didn't wake up suddenly until the urine bag swelled up and fell heavily from his waist.

"Just now, 250 milliliters were drained all at once, plus what was in it, it is now more than 500 milliliters."

"I urinate so much all at once, is it possible that my kidney function has begun to recover?"

Lao Li was shocked and delighted in an instant, and ran towards the ward with his feet up.

Back in the ward, he quickly called the nurse and told her what happened just now.

The nurse didn't dare to be careless, changed the urine bag for him, and left in a hurry.

Half an hour later, Director Wu appeared in the ward again.

He had a serious face, holding an inspection report in his hand.

"Lao Li, it is rare for uremic patients to urinate normally, but it is not impossible. The specific situation varies from person to person."

"However, after a long period of dialysis, most people will become less urinated and then anuric. If you can keep urinating, it means that some residual kidney function is still working."

"After you lost your bladder and one kidney, the remaining kidney couldn't bear the workload of the two kidneys, which led to uremia. In addition, your body has always been good, and your diet and exercise are very healthy. There is nothing else. fault."

"On the whole, your physical fitness is relatively strong, and you have followed the doctor's orders very well. This part of the residual kidney function is very well protected, and it has been tenaciously stored in your body."

"Now your bladder has recovered, it can store urine, the hydronephrosis has been relieved, and you have been taking medicine for treatment."

"My view is that maybe your kidney function is gradually recovering."

"Really?" Lao Li got excited and grabbed Director Wu's hand, his face flushed.

"Listen to me." When director Wu talked about his illness, he was always very serious, showing a professionalism.

"Your urine was tested just now, and it is still different from normal people. Although you also urinate, the metabolic end products, such as CO2, urea, creatinine, uric acid, creatine, ammonia, etc., are relatively small. "

"The metabolites in the 500 ml of urine you just produced are only equivalent to the amount that is produced by 50 ml of urine from a healthy person. The function of the kidney to regulate human waste is still insufficient, and there is a big gap between it and a healthy kidney."

"Now your kidneys have recovered their water drainage function, but their metabolism regulation function has not yet recovered. You need to continue to take medicine for treatment, and at the same time, you must not stop the hemodialysis."

Old Li nodded again and again: "Okay, Director Wu, what you say is what you say."

Knowing that his kidneys are slowly getting better, he is already elated, even if Director Wu asked him to go up the mountain of swords and down to the frying pan, he would not frown.

"By the way, Director Wu, I felt the urge to urinate before. This, does this mean that my bladder is working?"

Lao Li recalled the fleeting feeling just now, and asked cautiously.

Director Wu pondered for a moment and asked, "How is your urethral sphincter, do you feel it?"

Lao Li looked confused: "What is a sphincter?"

"Try levator anus, do you feel it? Can you control it?"

Lao Li tried to exercise, and kept nodding: "Yes, yes."

Director Wu reminded: "In the next two days, you should regularly clamp the urinary catheter to exercise the contraction function of the bladder. Clamp each time for a few hours, and then urinate when you feel the urge to urinate."

"You should try it too. Hold back your bladder when you feel the urge to urinate, wait until it's full and then expel it, and see if you can urinate spontaneously. If you can, the catheter can be removed."

Lao Li was instantly overjoyed: "That's great, I've been waiting for this day for a long time."

In the next few days, he gradually felt the existence of the bladder. Every time he received the urge to urinate, he would try his best to hold it back and wait until it was stronger before releasing it.

Check the urine bag every day and find that the urine output has been increasing.

From 100ml, to 500ml, and finally increased to 1000ml.

The urine holding training is also very successful, and he can already control the contraction of the bladder.

Five days later, Lao Li held back a lot of urine.

When the nurse directly pulled out the urinary catheter, he rushed to the toilet immediately.

The sound of rushing water flowing in the bathroom.

To Lao Li's ears, it was as beautiful as music, even more melodious than his erhu.

After a hearty release of water, Lao Li pulled up the zipper of his crotch.

Only then did I feel a burning pain.

It turned out that the urinary catheter was left for a long time, and the urethra was damaged. After the water was released, it was like a wound soaked in salt water, and the pain was endless.

But to Lao Li, this is nothing at all.

At this moment, his heart was filled with joy, and the pain was washed away.

"I finally peed."

"With the new bladder, kidney function is slowly returning."

"The days to come will only get better day by day."

Lao Li looked at himself in the mirror in the bathroom, and said to himself, with an extremely firm tone.

*****

Director Wu stood in the corridor, opened the window, lit a cigarette, and took a deep drag.

Patient feedback has been excellent since five clinical procedures were completed.

He wrote a paper and published it, which instantly shocked the entire industry.

During this period of time, his cell phone kept ringing, and it was all calls from the urology departments of major hospitals.

Among them, there are many senior seniors who have to come to visit and study, which makes him fall into the trouble of happiness.

The successful transplantation of the artificial bladder also gave him a bit of fame among the patients.

Many patients suffering from the pain of urine bags have come from all over the world to transplant artificial bladders.

Director Wu's workload increased sharply, and he couldn't stop being busy every day.

If he was 996 before, he has become 007 directly now.

"Fortunately, there are quite a few doctors in the department, and they all participated in the artificial bladder transplantation operation, so they can share the workload with me. Otherwise, I guess I would already be lying on the hospital bed."

"Sanqing wants to use the patient's cells to specially cultivate the artificial bladder. I'm afraid the output will not be able to increase for a while."

"It is estimated that I will have to work hard like a donkey in the production team for a while."

Director Wu slowly exhaled a smoke ring, thinking with a resentful expression on his face.

Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound from the phone in his pocket.

He picked up the phone, and just said a few words, his eyes widened in an instant.

"What? You say a paraplegic wants an artificial bladder?"