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Chapter 34 What kind of dream is this!What a dream!What a dream!
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I accidentally watched the TV, and it was playing a new version of "Tianshi Zhongkui" starring Hong Kong star Ouyang Zhenhua, so I just glanced at it casually.Zhong Kui is a well-known mythical figure in China. He has two subordinates or brothers, one is Wang Fuqu and the other is Liu Hanyan. At first Zhong Kui was despised by the emperor because of his ugly appearance, and then he smashed his head to death on a pillar. The brothers committed suicide because they could not avenge him.Unexpectedly, the three brothers later became experts in ghost hunting... As a result, this legend is explained in this new version of the TV series:
"After Zhong Kui committed suicide in the past, his two righteous brothers wanted to avenge his hatred, so they both died in love..."

...Sacrificing your sister for love!Has it gone through the brain!Don't make CP with such an ugly man as Zhong Kui!
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Chat with a nerd.When I first came to this city, it was thanks to him that he took me in for a few days so that I would not end up living on the streets.Then he found a girlfriend to live with and I found a house, and we separated.

"All right?" he asked.

"very good."

"Is it lonely without me?"

"No, I have a new roommate now, and he is also a very fun person."

"It's okay to get along? Does he watch anime?"

"No. Look."

"Does he mind you snoring?"

"He will fight with me."

"When the bucket of dirty clothes is full, will he take the initiative to wash it?"

"Yes."

"Will it hang up after washing?"

"Yes."

"Will he check the front and back of your panties as carefully as I do when you hang them to dry? That's very important."

"Yes. He is much more thoughtful than you."

"So... do you think he's better than me? Are you happier with him than with me?"

"Uh, this is..."

"You hesitate! I know! Don't say anything anymore! I hate you!"

After a fierce roar, he went offline, and I stared blankly at the dialog box.

...What was the conversation just now!
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In the record store, I saw the early pirated albums of Leo Ku, on which were affectionately written "Unlimited Basic Love", "The Age of Basic Love", "The Good Voice That Touches People's Hearts"...

I suddenly remembered reading a popular magazine when I was in middle school. A nympho fan wrote to the editor and said: His idol is Gu Juji, please edit, please tell me the personal information of my favorite little Kiki >_< ~
I don't know if Little Kiki has seriously considered changing her name during her acting career for so many years...

So I suddenly wanted to listen to Gu Juji's songs, so I found "The King of Love Songs" and listened to Xiao Lu together.It is a hodgepodge of many popular hits, starting with "I want to become the angel you love in fairy tales", "I love you very much", "I am willing to forget my name for you", "I miss you so much" I really want to be with you" and other affectionate bombings.Although the assembly is a bit weird, but because it is familiar to everyone, it sounds good. At this time, Gu Juji suddenly said, "I will marry you tomorrow, I will marry you tomorrow..."

I pressed pause, and Xiao Lu was silent for a long time, before I spoke first: "What's going on here?"

"It's gay." Xiao Lu said firmly, "This is a song sung by a gay man to another man, and there is only this explanation."

Then we decided to keep listening.

"I love you~ I just want you to make me wonderful every day." - Xiao Lu said: "It seems that the relationship between the gay couple is good, and the enthusiasm is like fire."

"At the beginning, every minute is always wonderful, and everyone thinks that the enthusiasm will never diminish~" - Xiaolu said: "It's not good! They have a crisis!"

"It's right or wrong to leave you, it's right or wrong, it's because you see through it or you're weak."——Xiao Lu lamented: "They broke up!"

"The person who loves you the most is me, why are you willing to let me be sad." - Xiaolu exclaimed: "It's not a peaceful breakup, it's Gu Juji who was dumped!"

"Love me and don't leave, if you say, you don't love me." ——Xiao Lu's eyes are red: "But he doesn't give up trying to get it back!"

"So you don't want anything." - Xiao Lu sighed: "It seems that the other party's will to break up is very firm."

"If there is fate, then you can look forward to tomorrow." - Xiaolu smiled gratifiedly: "But he seems to see it and become stronger."

"Can you let me go with you." - Xiaolu said: "Damn, in fact, I didn't give up at all!"

"What I miss is talking without saying anything, and what I miss is dreaming together." - Xiaolu said: "Oh, others don't want him anymore, but he is still so infatuated, why bother."

"It's all your fault in your eyes, always hiding the blindness that makes people love and pity." - Xiao Lu said: "...It seems that love has caused hatred. Well, even gays should have it. On the strong side."

"Our love will never come back after it has passed. Until now, I am still waiting silently." - Xiao Lu said: "...In the end, you are still waiting for someone! Have a little backbone!"

"I'm afraid I will fall in love with you myself, and I dare not let myself get too close." ——Xiao Lu said: "...So do you want to continue or not?"

"It's always easy to fall in love, but it's too difficult to get along. If it's not yours, don't force it anymore." - Xiao Lu said: "...This man is crazy, he is already incoherent."

After listening to the whole song "The King of Love Songs", Xiaolu concluded: "Leo Ku really lived up to his unreserved name."

And I decided to delete this song.

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Went to participate in the PEN meeting again, this time in Wuhan, and lived in the Luojia Villa of Wuhan University.That night, I really wanted to go out and visit the campus of Wuhan University. It is said that there are so-called seven wonders, such as "the body of the writer who dragged the manuscript is buried under the cherry blossom tree..." and so on.As a result, as soon as I walked out of the hotel, I ran into the editor-in-chief of the magazine who organized the PEN event, and they kindly invited me to eat supper together. I thought that this is also a part of Wuhan night culture, and I should not refuse to participate, so I agreed.A group of people left Wuhan University by car, and when they came to a food stall, the editors took off their clothes, stripped their breasts and exposed their breasts, as if they had come to a big bathhouse. It made our hearts jump when we were not from Wuhan, and I couldn't help but look forward to it They untie the straps... luckily they don't.After undressing, the editor-in-chiefs warmly invited us to do the same, and we shyly waved our hands, saying that we are welcome.

While eating Wuhan-style barbecue and crayfish, Xiao Lu sent a text message and asked, "What are you doing now?" I said, "I'm eating supper with a group of naked men."

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One of the links during the PEN event is rafting.Some girls wore black clothes and boarded the kayak. We curiously questioned: "Why are you still wearing black clothes in such hot weather? Are you afraid of absorbing heat?" The girls said, "You won't lose your clothes when you get wet in black." Hearing this, the boy who took the boat with me asked for my advice in a panic, and said: "What should I do? I'm wearing a white T-shirt. If it disappears later..." I smiled and comforted him. : "Don't worry, I promise I won't peek."

The expected rafting should be a combination of men and women, so that the boating is not tiring, and there may be romantic incidents when encountering the thrilling Gulf Stream, which is great.But as a result, the people who came to the PEN meeting were generally shy and reserved, and they were generally of the same sex.So when the rafting is about to start, one man can often be heard on the pier saying to another man: "Let's get on the boat." "Yeah!"

Because the rafting is not very powerful, you need to row the boat by yourself for quite a while, so you can often hear these people going to bed... No, the boys who got on the boat burst out "Hurry up, hurry up, push harder" and "Oh oh oh" Such a conversation...

Later, I told Xiaolu about this, and by the way, described the situation when we were rafting because of the water fight, so much water was stored in the kayak that we had to scoop water out from time to time. "The whole kayak is like a bathtub," I said.

"I really want to see it with my own eyes, the beautiful scenery of a large group of men soaking in the bathtub and floating along the stream."

"..."

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During my stay in Wuhan, I also took some time to go out on my own.So, I asked my local friends what famous scenic spots are there in Wuhan.

"You can go to the Guqin Terrace. I think it suits you very well."

"really? Why?"

"Because the Guqin Terrace was the place where Zhong Ziqi and Yu Boya had a gay affair, it has special significance for the history of Chinese homosexuals."

"..."

Although it was such a painful recommendation reason, I ended up going to the Guqin Terrace without any direction, turned and turned on it, and came down after a few hours.

A friend texted me: "Did you see the disturbing statues of Zhong Ziqi and Yu Boya?"

"No! Instead, I saw Liu Guanzhang's 3P statue! What's going on!?"

"This... is probably a buy-one-get-one deal for guests from afar, right?"

"..."

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I had a dream.The content is about being chased by Aaron Kwok, yes you read that right, it is the superstar Aaron Kwok.I don't know why, but he suddenly became very interested in me, and chased me around without changing my mind.Now that I think about it, that mentally handicapped stupidity is a bit like the character he played in the recent "City Watch"... I am honest, of course I don't want to accept the pursuit of Mr. Aaron Kwok!So I ran and ran, and saw a building in front of me, and ran in quickly.On the second floor, I saw a group of gangsters gearing up, so I went around them and ran up to the rooftop.Then Aaron Kwok ran in, he was stopped by gangsters, but that couldn't stop his love for me at all!I was on the rooftop listening to the series of screams below, and I couldn't help worrying secretly for the underworld.There is a large flowerbed on the roof. I tried my best to lower my figure and almost lie on the soil, so that the flowers and plants could cover me.But when Aaron Kwok came to the rooftop, he went straight to the point and found me effortlessly!Could it be, could it be because I am the most beautiful flower among all the flowers... I could only continue running while screaming.

I jumped from the other side of the roof. In my dream, I don't know why I am as light as a swallow. I can easily jump up or off the high wall. Of course, these cannot get rid of Mr. Aaron Kwok.I ran to the main road, and there happened to be an old-fashioned car passing by. I asked for help, but the car drove away.After a while, the driver realized his conscience, stopped the car and beckoned me to come up quickly, and I hurriedly sat on it.The car started, and Aaron Kwok's figure became smaller and smaller... I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and even chatted with a beautiful woman sitting next to me about Jimmy's picture book...

Halfway through the car, I saw a restaurant, thinking that sooner or later I would be caught up again and I should be able to hide as much as possible, so I got out of the car and walked into the restaurant.This is a family style restaurant with a great atmosphere.A pair of lovely foreign twins entertained me, and then a beautiful meal was served.What impressed me most was a baked oyster with cheese... I was eating while chatting with the twins and a customer, when Aaron Kwok suddenly appeared outside the door!
He walked in!God, how can it be so dramatic that you can't get rid of him like this?How did he know I was here?love instinct?Still smelling my natural body odor... Anyway, he came in!At that time, I didn't know why he had a ferocious and wild appearance like that in Fengyun, and I was even more scared out of my wits.But Aaron Kwok walked around in front of the diners, but he didn't notice me!I suddenly realized that I ate too boldly just now, so my face was dirty from eating, and unexpectedly I concealed my true identity!But Aaron Kwok would not give up so easily. He always thought that I was in this store, so he asked everyone to shake their feet to show him.What?Shaking feet?What is this interest in?Well, it's actually because I have the habit of shaking my feet involuntarily, unexpectedly he knew all about it!Everyone took turns shaking their feet. In order to deceive others, I changed the way of shaking. Aaron Kwok stared at me very seriously and found no flaws, but I could read the bewilderment and sadness in his eyes... At that moment, I was really a little heartbroken Like a deer hit!But more is the terror of being hunted down!
Aaron Kwok is finally gone!I was so happy. After eating, I made an appointment with the twins to go outside for a walk.Walking out of the restaurant, I saw a large area of ​​nature similar to the English countryside, with grassy grass, exotic buildings, and little ducks screaming "quack".I couldn't help feeling sorry for not bringing a camera, but the twins each took out a DC and said, "We have one."I happily yelled, "Europe, here I come!" and asked them to help me take a photo with a nearby groundhog.But when I squatted on the ground with great interest, a hand put my shoulder affectionately.When I saw it, it was Chengcheng!My heart stopped beating at that second!And Chengcheng stared at me excitedly, and suddenly began to sing: "Should I go away quietly, or should I stay bravely..."

... After waking up, I found out that today is Qixi Festival.

... What a dream this is!What a dream!What a dream!
(End of this chapter)