Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 77

Looking at the big kitchen knife on the cutting board, He Yinyang and I swallowed hard.What did the two of us do today? We wanted to come and see the widow of the stinky Taoist priest, but we didn't expect it to be a sheep.

"That... big sister! I think you may have misunderstood. Zhang Daochang didn't ask us to come. We originally planned to see him. Since he is not here, let's go!"

I dragged He Yinyang and was about to walk out of the gate, but I didn't expect the gate to be locked tightly!What's going on?It's clearly not locked!

"Hahahaha!" The crazy woman let out a series of piercing laughter, "I told you two to stop pretending, the Taoist dog told me a long time ago that he met two yin and yang boys, I didn't believe it at first, but now I see them You two, I finally believe it, hahahaha!"

She laughed so unscrupulously that it made He Yinyang and I sweat in cold sweat, grandma, why is the door so tight, it still hasn't opened, do you have to force my buddies to jump over the wall!

"You two don't waste your energy in vain. You two think you can go out after entering the yard? Don't say I don't want to, even my old fairy is reluctant to let you go! Haha!"

What?old fairy?What on earth is this crazy woman doing? Could it be that she is a horse fairy?

At this moment, both of us suddenly felt a cool wind blowing in the yard. The wind was so chilly that our hairs stood on end.

The two of us quickly took out the eye-opening talisman and put it on our foreheads. The yard was empty and we didn't find anything.

The crazy woman glanced at both of us and said, "Don't waste your efforts. With your little knowledge, you still want to see my old fairy? It's far away!"

Hearing what she said, we both wilted like frost-beaten eggplants. Grandma's eyes are pecked by geese all the year round. We didn't even see their camp. It's too embarrassing to say it. .

Seeing that we were calm, the crazy woman began to sharpen the knife again. After a while, the kitchen knife became brighter than Chen Peisi's head. Our hearts were pounding, and we felt a cold light coming from the tip of the knife.

Not long after, the crazy woman stood up from the stone bench with a 'chuckle', and He Yinyang and I had a subconscious cold war, no way, we are going to be operated on?This shit is a river crab society, do you know that murder is a crime?

"Help!" We both started shouting at the top of our lungs.

"Don't shout, both of you!" The crazy woman let out the roar of the east lion, and we were silent for a moment. She waved the kitchen knife in her hand and said, "Kill the chicken first, and then you, don't worry!"

My day!Can we not be in a hurry!Don't worry if you're going to be slaughtered, then you're a fucking vegetable!

cluck cluck!cluck cluck!
The big rooster was thumping on the ground, screaming in fear, and this bloody scene was staged in front of our eyes.Don't look at the two of us who are usually very courageous, we have caught ghosts and destroyed demons, but we have never killed a living being.

The movement of the crazy woman killing the chicken was really ecstasy, she twisted her big butt, and cut the cock's neck with a knife. It seemed that she did this kind of thing often with her skillful movements.

Yin Hong's chicken blood flowed down the big cock's neck and dripped into the iron basin below, which was shocking. At first the big cock was still struggling, but after a while it gradually stopped moving. Breeding the sad feeling of a dead rabbit.

The crazy woman killed the chicken very quickly, and when the big cock died, she began to pluck the chicken's feathers. After a while, a bald chicken was thrown into the boiling water, and a strong fishy smell wafted in the yard immediately. The smell is disgusting.

It only takes 5 minutes for such a gorgeous transformation from a big bouncing rooster to a hairless rooster rolling in boiling water. Today is an eye-opener for both of us. I don’t know what it takes to clean up a person how long…

After the crazy woman cleaned up the chickens, she finally turned her attention to us. Her eyes were so greedy and unscrupulous.At a certain moment I suddenly thought that if I could avoid death, I would even trade my virginity!
Uncle, what are you thinking!When the kitchen knife fell down, my brother would not even frown, just like a revolutionary martyr!But my fucking legs are weak.

"Brother Dong, I don't want to die!" He Yinyang looked at me with red eyes.

I took a deep breath, I don't even want to die, but who would have thought that such a thing would happen to me today, stinky Taoist priest, stinky Taoist priest, we are using our lives to visit you, but we didn't expect to encounter Such an accident happened!
That bitch was very particular, and she washed her hands and scalded her in boiling water with a knife before slaughtering us.Uncle, if we are going to kill us, we will be disinfected. Are the dead still afraid of infection!

The crazy woman walked towards us slowly with a kitchen knife, we both kept backing away, and He Yinyang kept running towards the wall, but this kid was deficient in calcium, so he didn't even jump a few times. go up.

"Brother Dong, the wall has been sealed by magic, we are finished!" He Yinyang told me in horror.

"What?" My face turned pale immediately, his uncle, this is definitely an organized and premeditated murder.

"Sister! Let's not be impulsive. We came here to kindly tell you the news about Daoist Zhang, but you sharpen your sword at each other. What's the reason for that? You have to be kind!" I pursed my lips and said nervously.

At first I didn't want to tell her the truth, but when I was about to die, I had to tell her no matter what.

Hearing what I said, the crazy woman was really stunned, with a strange expression on her face, "Enen! If you have anything to say, you can say it first, and it's not too late to let the blood out!"

She pointed a knife at me, how the hell did she ask me to say it, she forced me to say it!
I hurriedly said: "Daozhang Zhang has passed away!"

"What? Did you die? What do you mean?" This girl still seemed a little confused.

He Yinyang became anxious, and said in a loud voice, "You silly woman, you'll be dead if you die! You're the one who burps!"

Hearing what we said, the crazy woman was stunned, and then she burst out laughing.

We both wondered, this girl is really stupid, she can still laugh so happily when the head of the house is hiccupping.

She did laugh so happily that she nearly burst into tears, and we both smiled unnaturally.

"Is it funny!" She suddenly turned stern, and stared at us with squinted eyes, "You said that dog is dead?"

Our expressions froze for an instant, and we nodded honestly, "Sister, we really didn't lie to you! We fought side by side with the Daoist leader anyway, and the revolutionary friendship is very deep, so we really didn't lie to you... just over a month ago... "

I wanted to tell her what happened half a month ago, but the mad woman waved her hand to stop me from going on.

"I don't know Zhang Qingyang yet! Cats have nine lives, and he has ten lives!"

I don't know where this woman has such confidence. Even the stinky Taoist said that if he doesn't come back within a month, it means that he passed away. He Yinyang and I took it for granted that he died.

Although the crazy woman's tone was very confident, she still had some worries on her face, she looked at us and said, "I'll let my old fairy check it out now, if he is really dead, then I'll let you two go, but if This dog is still alive, so you two have to bleed me obediently!"

The crazy woman turned her head and said to the air beside her: "Who is the Hu family, Baili hastened to check it out for me, and see what that bastard is doing now!"

What the hell!He Yinyang and I's eyes widened suddenly. How dare you be so awesome that you can send the Xian family to investigate at any time?And it's still a fox fairy!Amazing!Generally, people with such supernatural powers are quite powerful disciples of Immortal Ma!

After a while, there was a sudden gust of cool wind blowing in the yard, and the mad woman's face was startled. It was obvious that the fairy family who had gone out to check had returned, and she turned her body sideways and listened with her ears...

I don't know what the fairy family said to her, but Ya's complexion turned ugly, and finally turned into a sauce purple!
The crazy woman straightened up and looked at us with a stern face, "Today, whatever you say, you two will have bloodletting!"

What?I have to let it go, could it be that the stinky Taoist is really alive!At this moment, the two of us want to curse someone for hiccups like never before.

But if you're not dead, you're not dead, why is the face of the crazy woman so ugly, as if she wants to chop us both up!

"Sister! Don't be like this. I know that people cannot be resurrected after death, but please forgive me!"

"Fart! Who said he's dead! That dog is visiting brothels in Bada Hutong!" The crazy woman said angrily, her face was as ugly as she wanted.

My day!This stinky Taoist priest has made us both worry about him for so long, and he's actually so romantic and happy!
I thought to myself, it's over now, this crazy woman may have vented her anger on both of us, she betrayed her love, and left behind her back, we shed tears when we knew the truth~
I didn't have the mood to sing, and the shining big kitchen knife approached us slowly. I was about to struggle, but found that there seemed to be something in the air that froze us, and we couldn't move at all. Could it be that the immortal family will also help the evildoers? !
We both closed our eyes involuntarily. We didn't expect to die under the kitchen knife in this life. I don't know if this is a kind of sadness for a hero like me.

I heard the sound of the blade cutting the skin, it was so beautiful, and I felt the blood rushing out of my inner body, but why couldn't I feel the pain?

When I opened my eyes, I found that the crazy woman had already placed two small bowls on the altar.

I quickly touched my body, but there was no scar, and I looked at He Yinyang, who was shivering on the ground with his butt pouted, but he didn't seem to have suffered any injuries.

Hey, what's going on?

"Don't worry, you two, the old fairy's knife won't leave scars." The crazy woman glanced at me and said, "It's just borrowing blood from the two of you, so there is no need for such a surprise? How big is it?" Where are the gentlemen!"

Only then did we finally understand that they didn't want our lives!Say it earlier!Our man cut his wrists on his own initiative!
"You two step aside, I'm going to do something, don't get in the way!"

Hearing what she said, we both quickly retreated to the corner.

There was a gust of cool wind blowing in the yard without warning, and a whirlwind was blowing back and forth in the yard. Although the two of us couldn't see it, we also understood that it was the fairy family.

At this moment, the crazy woman in front of the altar suddenly moved, her body bent into a strange shape, her arms twisted in place like a zombie, her twisting frequency was very fast, and finally her mouth trembled .

I don't know what she was humming, but the two black eyeballs suddenly rolled their eyes, and then began to twist around the side of the altar table, jumping, and trembling, which made our hair stand on end.

Isn't this the long-lost dance god?

(End of this chapter)