Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 78

Seeing the crazy lady around the altar making shofar wind, we couldn't help but widen our eyes. It's not like we haven't seen a great dancer before. We always dance in the mountains during New Years and festivals, but most of them are fake, real dances. My god, it's the first time we've seen each other.

It seems that there are great jumping gods all over the country, but every place dances differently. Look at the ecstatic posture of this crazy woman, her nostrils are always facing the sky, her hands are shaking like claws, and it seems that there is a wild beast hidden inside her body. This is the standard Northeast jump master.

The nostrils are facing up to attract the aura of the fairy family, and the claw-shaped hands are because the upper body is an animal fairy.

In some places, the dancing gods are upper bodies of ghosts and gods, and the upper body of ghosts and gods completes the communication with mortals. However, the jumping gods in Northeast China do not recognize ghosts and gods, but only immortals.These immortals are all animal immortals whose true bodies are hidden in the deep mountains. Animal immortals are actually horse immortals. They are mainly divided into four categories: Hu, Huang, Chang, and python.

And just now I heard that the crazy woman invited Hu Jiaxian to do some work, obviously this person's "tangkou" (that is, the camp) has the position of fox fairy, this alone is enough to make He Yinyang and I not to be underestimated. It is rare in our valley.

"Jumping God" is a way of "communicating" with the immortal family by the "disciple on the horse".Generally speaking, the "disciple of the horse" is the disciple who is favored by the immortal family. The disciple after "the horse" is commonly known as the "Ma Daxian" or "the horse fairy". About "the horse" will be mentioned in detail later in this book. Explain more.

"Disciple on horseback" is the object of the immortal family's possession.When the incense money is collected, the disciples will "invite" the immortal family out from the deep mountains thousands of miles away.

To be honest, my grandfather is known as the 'Yingzhou Second Immortal', and he can tell people about things, but my grandfather has no evil bones, so he can't be a horse fairy, let alone dance masters, everything is based on my great-grandfather's generation origin.

If you want to become a horse fairy, you must have evil bones, and if you want to have the ability of "jumping god", you must also have evil bones.The two seem to have intersections, but there is a huge gap between them.Because as long as you have an evil bone on your body, you have the potential to become a horse fairy, but if you want to be a "jumping master", you must have evil bones all over your body!
There are many people with evil bones in this world, but if there are people with evil bones all over their bodies, they are like rare. This is also the main reason why Tiao Dashen is rare.Only people whose whole body is full of evil bones can be in harmony with the immortal energy of the immortal family, and can withstand the repeated possession of the immortal family. This is the so-called 'psychic'!
Nowadays, there are very few people in this world who can psychic, but we two did not expect to meet in such an accidental occasion. We originally thought that this crazy woman was just a horse fairy, but we did not expect to be more psychic than we thought. It is even more complicated, which somewhat makes us put away our contempt.

The crazy woman danced around the altar for more than half an hour, and finally stopped slowly. It seemed that the ceremony of worshiping the god was over.

She wiped the profuse sweat off her head, scooped a ladle of water from the water tank and poured it into her stomach. There are so many girls in the Northeast!

After she drank the water, she glanced at both of us and said, "Our old fairy is very satisfied with your yin and yang boy blood, but our old fairy never owes anyone anything, and said that he will help you two for nothing. Hurry up and talk about troubles and troubles in detail, and the old fairy will help you solve them!"

As soon as we heard that the old fairy wanted to watch things for us for free, we were immediately happy. We were worried about the red hair, and worried that there would be no expert advice, but we didn’t want to meet this crazy woman.This blood is really not in vain!

"Are you two reading or writing?" The crazy woman grinned.

We both know 'Wen Kan' and 'Wu Kan', 'Wen Kan' means that the divine consciousness of the immortal family stays on the disciples, communicates with the disciples, and expresses the meaning through the disciples' mouths. It all depends on the understanding of the disciples.Wen Wang is not a master of jumping, and most disciples who go out on horseback can do it.

And "Wu Kan" is actually the great god of jumping. It is the soul of the immortal family who completely occupies the disciple's acupoints, controls the disciple's body, and expresses his intentions with his own mouth.However, "Wu Kan" consumes a lot of body energy, and disciples generally don't use it often.

The crazy lady asked us whether we read literature or martial arts, and we both fell silent immediately. Of course we hope that Wu can read it, because Wu can read it accurately, but we are too embarrassed to say it.

"Look at the beating nature of you two! Let me remind you, the text is 100, and the martial arts is 250!" The crazy woman seemed to see through our minds, and she gave us both a blank look.

"What? Do you need money? Didn't you say it's free!"

He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded, the woman didn't count what she said.

The crazy woman snorted, "The old fairy said that I will watch things for you two for free, so did I say that I am also free? The energy you consume as an old lady is worthless!"

Hearing what she said, I felt annoyed and amused in my heart. Damn it, you still charge an agency fee.

He Yinyang and I discussed it for a while, and the text is not as good as the martial arts, 250 is 250, after all, the fact that the red hair is too weird, we are afraid that this girl will not understand.

"That's it, Wu Kan!" We were represented by He Yinyang, who offered 250 yuan of incense money and put it on the altar.

The crazy woman took the money, and immediately started jumping up again, circled around the altar table and turned back, we only saw her trembling like a shofar, with her eyes rolling, I don't know I am afraid that the truth is already called 120 by now.

After a while, a strange voice suddenly appeared from the mouth of the crazy woman, the voice gradually became thicker, and finally turned into a man's voice.

"I am the Changbai Mountain Taoist Temple, the Hu family's Liupanzi cave residence, Hu Tianxing, if you have anything to do with the two little arhats, please hurry up and tell me!"

When the two of us heard that this was the coming of the Xian family, we quickly became serious. I stabbed He Yinyang, and the kid reluctantly rolled up his trouser legs, exposing his red-haired calf.

The 'crazy woman' widened her eyes when she saw the red hair on He Yinyang's legs, "Corpse gas! Where have you two gone!"

"Chessboard Mountain!"

'Crazy Lady' suddenly suffocated when she heard the word 'Qishanshan', and rolled her eyes even more.

She pinched her fingers for a long time but couldn't figure out why, and suddenly said to us: "I'm just a waiter, I can't see this matter for sure, wait until I ask the head of the family to see it!"

After the madwoman finished saying this, she suddenly pinched her nose and took a breath, her two black eyeballs fell down again, it seemed that this 'runner' had gone down.

"How is it? Did you show it to you?" The crazy woman who recovered her senses asked us while panting heavily.

The two of us froze for a moment, and then suddenly realized that the disciples who went out after Wu Kan had no memory.

"The fairy who ran the hall went down and said he was going to invite the hall master." We both replied.

As soon as the madwoman heard that the hall master was coming, her face suddenly showed a solemn look, obviously she also knew the seriousness of the matter, if it was an ordinary matter, how could she bother the hall master.

The crazy woman looked at He Yinyang's hairy legs, and was about to say something when a strong wind blew up in the yard, causing most of the canvas on the altar table to be blown up, and she hurriedly said "Come on!" Started shaking.

This time, the crazy woman didn't move after rolling her eyes, and stood there straight, her neck stiffened.

A thick male voice gradually came out of her throat, which was very magnetic. Seeing us both, she suddenly said, "So it's you two little arhats with eight treasures!"

He Yinyang and I widened our eyes immediately, we didn't expect this 'Hall Master' to recognize us!
"May I ask who the Xian family is..." He Yinyang and I asked tentatively.

"I am Hu Tiangang, the master of the Liupanzi Cave Mansion!" The 'crazy woman' looked at us with admiration in her eyes, "The Immortal Mansion already knew about Qipanshan, and Mr. Hu San greatly praised it in front of all the hall masters. I've done it to you!"

And this?The two of us were immediately surprised. We thought we had done a good deed without leaving a name, but we didn't expect that even Mr. Hu San knew about it!
"Just now I heard that Hu Tianxing said that you two had a strange disease, he was not sure, so he specially asked me to come and see, what happened to you?"

Hearing what Hall Master Hu said, I quickly offered He Yinyang's thigh.

Hall Master Hu glanced at He Yinyang's hairy legs, his face suddenly changed color, and blurted out: "You have been poisoned by the corpse!"

Infected by corpse poison?It turned out to be poisoned!The two of us immediately understood that we thought we had hirsutism, but it turned out that we were poisoned.

"The two little arhats quickly explained the ins and outs of the matter."

Hearing what Master Hu said, we quickly told him what happened to Qipanshan, and told him the ins and outs of the tomb.

Hall Master Hu suddenly pinched his fingers and counted after listening, his fingers moved so fast that it was dazzling.

At a certain moment, he suddenly opened his eyes, sighed and said: "This corpse is not shallow, even I can't pinpoint it accurately. The corpse poison on the legs of the two of you clings to the three souls and six souls. If you It will definitely hurt your life if you force it! This hall master is really helpless."

what?
We were both dumbfounded, even the Hall Master was helpless. Does that mean we are hopeless?
"Don't worry, you two. Although I can't do anything, Mr. Hu should be able to do it. It's just that Mr. Hu has an important matter at the moment and can't separate himself. I don't know how long you two can last."

How long is it?The two of us don't want to stand up for a moment now. If this continues, we will really have to go to Shuilian Cave to report.

"That's it!" Hall Master Hu pondered for a moment and said, "There is an old native who lives in an old forest five miles out of the city. Go and try."

Hearing what the leader said, we both rekindled hope.

Hall Master Hu paused and said: "However, he is a bit weird, you should be careful, and prepare more silver taels when you go, don't mention my name, when you go, you will each have a yellow chicken in your hand , he will definitely help you!"

What is this all about?We can understand taking money, it is necessary, it is not costly to hire someone to do something these days, but what does it mean to take yellow chicken?Does the old man like to eat chicken?
Before the two of us could express our doubts, Hall Master Hu waved his hand suddenly, "Okay, that's it, if I stay any longer, my disciple's body won't be able to bear it, so we can talk about it later when we have a chance Bar!"

After Hall Master Hu said this, the crazy woman's body immediately shook violently.Her two black eyeballs rolled for a long time and finally fell to the ground.

"My hall... the hall master has already told you two..."

She looked tired, out of breath, and pale.It's really hard for this woman, the two hundred and five flowers are not wronged.

"Well, I've said it all! Tell us to go to the old woods on the outskirts of the city to find the old man."

"Old man?" The crazy woman's eyes suddenly widened, and then she suddenly let out two strange laughs.

"What are you laughing at?" No matter how we looked at this woman, we felt that she was smiling a little gloatingly.

She shook her head and said: "It's nothing, just do what my hall master said, that's enough, since this matter is over, I won't keep you two, so what should you do now, fuck off! "

Hi!This bitch, if you say turn your back on it, turn your back on it, and you're going to drive us away now that you said it well just now.

Dele!Anyway, we've seen everything, and it's time for the two of us to say goodbye, and we all feel uncomfortable staying with the crazy woman for an extra minute.

"boom!"

Just when the two of us walked to the gate, a large kitchen knife was nailed to the wooden door so hard that we both trembled and almost knocked!This crazy woman has started to suffer from madness again!
He Yinyang and I escaped from the stinky Taoist's house with our tails between our legs, and the mad woman's lion roar came from behind... "Seeing that bastard Zhang Qingyang, tell him for me. If he doesn't come back, my mother will kill him." Chopped up the **** and fed it to the dog!"

I am a grass!We finally know why this stinking Taoist didn't go home...

(End of this chapter)