Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 76 Crazy Wife

I saw He Yinyang in the small restaurant at the school gate, her face was very haggard, as if she had a bad cold, and she covered her body tightly.

Let's not laugh at him, I'm not much better than him at the moment, I'm wearing all the winter clothes on my body, only showing my face outside.

"Brother Dong, you're here..." He gave me a dull look, as if he had something on his mind.

I also sat opposite him with a sad face, and I thought to myself, at this time, you'd better not tell me about your broken love, I don't have the heart to listen to it now.

Damn, I ordered two cups of tea, and the two of us just sat there, but we were both fidgeting.

After being dull for a while, He Yinyang finally couldn't hold it anymore... "Brother Dong, I'm sick!"

Hearing what he said, I was taken aback for a moment. In fact, I already had a vague guess in my heart, and I have been waiting for him to tell me.

He looked around, saw no one was passing by, and secretly stretched his legs out of the table, and carefully rolled up his trousers. Suddenly, a thick layer of red hair appeared in front of me, which made me gasp. Damn it's worse than me!
Sure enough, He Yinyang also got a strange disease, which further confirmed my guess, it must be related to Qipanshan!
Seeing someone approaching, she put down her trousers again, put them back under the table, and looked at me with a depressed face, "Brother Dong, you have grown hair too..."

I nodded, he was right, but why did this sentence sound so bad.

I pursed my lips and said, "I feel that this matter is probably related to Qipanshan. Do you remember that we were chased into a stone room by those dead monkeys in the tomb..."

I stopped here, and I think he should be able to understand what the problem is.We've all seen this red hair before, it's the big zongzi in the big red coffin.

"But..." He still wanted to say something, but suddenly fell silent again.

The truth of this incident is so evil that people can't figure it out. The two of us just stayed in the stone room for a while, how could we have such a strange disease?
Could it be that the big zongzi has an infectious disease?The ancient infectious diseases were too scary. I have never heard of an infectious disease that makes people grow hair.

Recalling the scene in the stone room, we both felt weird. When we hid in the stone room, those mandrills were all wandering around the door, and none of them dared to come in. Could it be that they knew that there was an infectious disease in the stone room?

All ideas are just guesses, guesses cannot solve problems, and if the truth cannot be known, problems will never be solved.Now the red hair has grown to the legs, if this continues, sooner or later we will have to go to Shuiliandong to beg for a living.

"Brother Dong, why don't we find someone to show you..."

I've thought about it too, but who are you looking for?

This disease is designated by the hospital and cannot be seen, so you have to find an expert.We know a few masters, the old Taoist with white eyebrows has passed away, and the old man Taiji has also left. As for the stinky Taoist priest, I don’t know if he burped or not. Rhubarb went back two days ago, and he hasn’t sent a letter yet. .

"Let's go, let's go to the Temple of God, maybe the wild dog Taoist has come back." We got on the bus as soon as we left the restaurant.

It’s been a long time since I went out. Sitting in a crowded car, I suddenly felt flustered. In a trance, I suddenly saw a red figure flashing past the crowd. Hair... I opened my eyes wide in an instant, but when I looked again, I found that there was only a girl in red in front of me.

I took a deep breath, maybe it was an illusion, after getting this strange disease, I felt a little nervous.

The sound of arriving at the station came from the radio in the car, and He Yinyang and I got off the car following the crowd.Afterwards, we took a taxi and went straight to the Temple of God in Chengguan. Now, we can only pin our hopes on the stinky Taoist priest. We both hope to see him like never before.

But we were disappointed, the stinky Taoist has not come back yet!It has been a month and a half since the Battle of Qipanshan. Could it be that the hell is really hiccupping?
"Wow! My master passed away, my master passed away!"

When he saw the rhubarb, the boy was so happy that he wanted to tell him the true meaning of passing away, but he couldn't bear the words.

I touched Rhubarb's dog's head and said, "Does your master have any relatives or friends? Did all relatives and friends know about his passing away?"

My tone was a little sad, the smelly Taoist is still a good person, and he saved our lives. If there are relatives and friends alive, we should visit them no matter what.

"Wang! My master has no relatives and friends, only a crazy woman!"

"What? He was married?" He Yinyang and I suddenly felt incredible. It is not uncommon for Taoist priests to get married these days, but what is strange is that he can still get a wife with his ugly appearance!

"Wang! I didn't get the certificate, but I still call her teacher's wife!" Rhubarb told us seriously.

Grandma's, they are still living together illegally, this stinky Taoist must be too courageous.

"Where is his home? Take us to see it." We decided to visit the widow of the stinking Taoist out of humanitarianism.

"Wang! Well, I can take you there, but if something happens, don't blame me!"

We don't understand what it means. Could it be that crazy woman is very fierce?We old men can still be afraid that a woman will fail.

The alleys of Chengguan are very narrow, and Dahuang led us to turn left and right in the alleys. After walking for a long time, we finally stopped at the gate of a yard.

From the outside, it can be seen that this house is quite dilapidated, the vermilion paint on the gate has fallen into disrepair, and the two door gods pasted on the door have not been replaced for many years, only two hideous heads are left, which looks a bit Fierce.

Unexpectedly, the smelly Taoist family is quite poor, which is somewhat surprising.

The door was closed tightly. I didn't know if there was anyone inside. He Yinyang and I knocked the door heavily, and suddenly there was a sound of pots and pans inside, obviously someone was there.

giggle!

Not long after, the door opened slowly with an old sound.

The two of us have been wondering what the crazy lady of the smelly Taoist priest looks like, but we didn't expect that the first thing that came out from the crack of the door was a kitchen knife!

Before I saw the owner of the house, the big kitchen knife was already slashing towards us frantically.

My day!How can you welcome guests like this!We were so frightened that we ran outside.Suddenly there was a woman cursing from behind, "You shameless Taoist priest, you haven't found a home for two months! Do you treat my old lady like a hotel! Do you think my old lady is a prostitute!"

The voice was so bold that we both looked at each other in horror, the woman actually regarded us as stinky Taoist priests!The two of us finally understood what Da Huang said just now, what kind of crazy woman is this, she is simply mentally ill!
"stop!"

A roar from the east lion stopped our fleeing steps, and we turned around slowly.

A disheveled woman appeared in front of our eyes. The age of this person is a little uncertain. Thirty is too young, and forty is too old. She looks quite handsome, with a bit of charm, but the sloppy appearance The truth cannot be flattered. Is this the widow of a stinky Taoist priest?This old boy's taste is too heavy.

"Who are you two?" The woman looked at us carefully, her eyes were very strange, as if she was looking at two small animals, which made us both shudder.

"Hello, eldest sister, we are friends of Daoist Zhang, and we are here to visit him." Looking at the gleaming kitchen knife in the woman's hand, I swallowed and spit.

I learned from Rhubarb that the stinky Taoist's surname is Zhang. Originally, the two of us came to visit her, but seeing the posture, our original thoughts disappeared in an instant, so let's save our lives first.

When the crazy woman heard that we were friends of the stinky Taoist priest, her face suddenly calmed down, and she put the kitchen knife behind her back.

"It turned out to be that dog's friend. That's not a coincidence. He hasn't been home for almost two months. I don't know where he went to fool around!" The mad woman said angrily.

It seems that she doesn't know that his man hiccupped, and we were immediately in a dilemma. Whether we should tell her or not is not important. The important thing is whether we can leave alive after we tell her. I'm afraid she will lose her mind and chop us up!

"You two come here!" The crazy woman actually hooked her hands at us.

The two of us bite the bullet and walked over. I don’t know why, this girl has weird eyes on us, and there is a hint of surprise in it. She can’t bear the loneliness and wants to be with us... Thinking of this , I couldn't help but shudder.

The crazy woman led us into the yard. We didn't want to enter the house at first, but the gleaming big kitchen knife dangled in front of our eyes intentionally or unintentionally. It was difficult to say 'no' even if we wanted to.

boom!
After the two of us entered the yard, the door of her house was closed heavily. The crazy woman looked at us with a playful face, and our hearts sank instantly. Looking at this posture, this woman is really trying to plot something wrong. !

I thought to myself, ruined!Today, my buddy's virginity is finally coming to an end, and he was still...his grandma, what kind of world, stinky Taoist priest, stinky Taoist priest, brother's innocence in this life is completely ruined in the hands of your mother-in-law!
The woman closed the door and sat on the stone bench in the yard by herself. Only then did we realize that she was sharpening the knife!And beside the whetstone, there is a big rooster with its feet bound, flopping on the ground.

Damn, look at this, this bitch is actually going to kill a chicken!
We don't think she killed the chicken to entertain us, because we also saw a large altar table in the yard, and the table was full of sacrificial objects, such as five bowls of dishes, red steamed buns Ah, there is even a hideous big pig's head!
What is this bitch talking about at home in broad daylight?What on earth was she asking us to come in for, it made our hearts pounding.

We both wanted to ask, but we didn't dare to speak when the words came to our lips. Seeing the posture of this girl sharpening her sword, we both swallowed everything back.

His uncle, Rhubarb, that bastard, didn't know where he went, and he didn't make it clear when he came. If I knew this woman was mentally ill, we wouldn't come if we said nothing!

"Stop pretending, you two, that bastard asked you two to come." The crazy woman glanced at us, with a weird smile on her face, "He really did some things this time, knowing that my old lady The Dragon Boat Festival is going to offer sacrifices to the gods, and I specially sent two yin and yang boys here, the old fairy family really likes the blood of these boys!"

After she finished speaking, she just stared at us in a daze, and chopped a big kitchen knife on the cutting board so hard that the hairs on both of us stood on end.

What did she just say?Sacrifice to the gods!

(End of this chapter)