Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 93 My Bird Broken

The corners of Lin Huazhuan's eyes twitched. Did he make a mistake? Could it be that he has the physique of the protagonist?Come out casually and meet twice in a row with a douchebag who likes to be slapped in the face?

Thinking of this, Lin Huazhuan looked at Fang Xun, who was still sitting in the car. He always felt that the teacher was the protagonist's physique, and he was just the little guy who was affected.

"What's the matter?" Ye Chixun's face was frosty, she was already upset with the green-haired man.

"Yo, beauty, you're here." The green-haired man stroked his long hair and said, thinking he was very handsome.

Lin Huazhuan: "..."

He hadn't noticed until now that this guy's hair was actually green!green!colorful!of!

Is this the latest fad?

Ye Chixun sneered and said, "If you lose, I would like to accept the bet and keep the car. As for you, get out of here."

The green-haired man's complexion changed, and he said viciously, "Do you know how much this car costs?"

"do not know."

Green-haired man: "..."

"Let me tell you, this sports car is limited to the world, and there are only twenty units in China!" The green-haired man stared and said, "Unless you step over my dead body, I won't let you hurt it a single bit." Nothing!"

Hearing this, Ye Chixun walked up to the green-haired man expressionlessly.

"What? You want to do it? I don't hit women, you'd better—"

boom!
Almost at the moment the green-haired man spoke, Ye Chixun suddenly stepped out!

Then I saw the green-haired man lying on the ground slowly, covering his crotch. The veins on his forehead were clearly visible, so that the ending of the word "good" was extremely long, and in the end, he even had a crying tone.

Lin Huazhuan and the passers-by who were watching all trembled and subconsciously covered their lower body.

Women are indeed the scariest creatures in the world!

"Do you want to fight again?" Ye Chixun said condescendingly, as if he just did something unimportant.

"No more fights! No more fights! I surrender! The car is yours!" The green-haired man burst into tears, still fighting?People will die.

Ye Chixun nodded in satisfaction, and walked around the sports car slowly.

"come here!"

Lin Huazhuan immediately rushed over: "Miss, what are your orders?"

Ye Chixun took out a sledgehammer made of black iron from the storage ring and threw it to Lin Huazhuan, "Aren't you going to smash the car? Here, I'll leave it to you."

Lin Huazhuan was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't dare to refuse. He quickly took the hammer and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Miss."

As he said that, Lin Hua hit the hood of the sports car with a single hammer, smashing the hood to pieces.

As we all know, the materials of sports cars are generally relatively fragile, so the sports car was smashed beyond recognition in a few hits, and the parts were scattered all over the place.

"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!" Lin Hua swung the black iron hammer vigorously, quite like a man surnamed Xiao back then.

As the owner of the sports car, the green-haired man could only squat on the ground and watch pitifully as his car was destroyed until it was reduced to a pile of scrap iron.

"Okay, it's done!" Lin Huazhuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, very satisfied with his masterpiece.

"That..." The green-haired man lying on the ground suddenly said angrily.

"Why, do you still want to fight again?" Lin Huazhuan frowned, and raised his hammer.

"No, no, no!" The green-haired man shook his head quickly, and said, "Can you call an ambulance for me? My bird seems to be broken." The words fell.The green-haired man couldn't help crying.

"Uh..." Lin Huazhuan glanced at the green-haired man sympathetically, and reluctantly agreed, "Okay."

Ten minutes later, an emergency airship landed, and the almost unconscious green-haired man was carefully lifted onto the spacecraft.

"Thank you very much. If it was later, this little brother might lose his life. It would be great if everyone was as kind as you are." A doctor said with deep emotion.

Ye Chixun said reservedly: "Where, this is what a good citizen should do, and no one will turn a blind eye."

Lin Huazhuan: "..."

Passerby: "..."

The green-haired man who had just been carried onto the spaceship couldn't bear it anymore when he heard these words, he spat out a mouthful of blood aggrievedly, and walked on the same path as Liu Qingshan before.

"Doctor Dai, come and see, this guy seems to be dying!" the medical staff shouted anxiously.

Seeing this, the doctor was in no mood to chat, and quickly turned around and ran onto the floating spaceship. Not long after, the floating spaceship flew up into the sky and quickly went away. Obviously, the situation was very urgent.

Lin Hua watched the floating spaceship leave, and said with a lot of emotion: "I hope he can defeat the god of death."

Ye Chixun: "..."

Next, the bored four simply went back to Fang Xun's grocery store and had a snowball fight. It is worth mentioning that Huang Tao also joined the battle circle, but he and Lin Huazhuan were on the same team, so they were attacked by Fang Xun and others. The brutal oppression of people is unspeakable.

The five of them went crazy for an entire afternoon, until they aroused the dissatisfaction of many neighbors, and then they restrained themselves a little.

"Hey, where's Xiaobai?"

Ye Chixun suddenly asked with concern.

"Meow."

Xue Hao crawled out from the snow, jumped into Ye Chixun's arms lightly, and licked her face.

Ye Chixun giggled, teasing Xue Hao happily, as if forgetting that this is a powerful beast king.

"Hua Zhuan, what are you looking at?" Huang Tao's curious voice interrupted Fang Xun's thoughts.

Lin Huazhuan said seriously: "A very beautiful loli anchor appeared on the Douhu live broadcast platform. It is said that on the first day of the broadcast yesterday, millions of people watched it. I just heard about it, so I want to see her true face. "

Now even Fang Xun is a little curious. Millions of people watched the broadcast on the first day. Isn't that too exaggerated?
Lin Huazhuan simply switched his spiritual brain to projection mode, only to see that the live broadcast room hadn't even started yet, and there were already people frantically swiping barrage and giving gifts.

Xiang at the fingertips: "Open the door, open the door, Sister Feng."

With a big hanging hanging in his mouth, the waves filled the street: "I love you! Sister Feng!"

Bow to the alliance: "Get out of the way, I am sister Feng's true love."

Sitting in the South China Sea, I was so lonely and sent out thirty flying swords.

The salted fish belly will give away 100 yuan of Lingshi.

With a big hanging in his arms, he sent out a super mysterious pill.

Fang Xun looked at the ID of the owner of the live broadcast room: Tianjun's Fengmei. Suddenly, Fang Xun had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, when the live broadcast room started, Fang Xun was petrified in place.

The girl in the picture is wearing a smooth ponytail, her face is exquisite and beautiful, she is both cute and beautiful, and people can't help but want to cherish it, who else would it be if it wasn't the female clothing boss Mu Feng who traveled to the Cangming Continent ?
"Hello everyone, I'm Tianjun's Fengmei. Welcome to my live broadcast room. If you are interested, you can follow me, mua~"

(End of this chapter)