Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 92 Autumn Famous Mountain Bike God

"I like it, you don't care about it." Ye Chixun snorted coldly, tit for tat.

"You!" Nangong Yu's eyes turned cold. If Fang Xun hadn't stopped her in time, she might have fought Ye Chixun.

"Okay, okay, why is there a quarrel for no reason?" Fang Xun was quite helpless, women are really troublesome.

"Shut up!" the two girls scolded in unison.

Fang Xun: "..."

Fang Xun complained in his heart, so he turned his attention to Lin Huazhuan who was sitting in the front row for help.

Lin Huazhuan was still secretly looking behind, but he didn't want Fang Xun to look at him suddenly, so he turned his head immediately, pretending to be ignorant.

Fang Xun secretly scolded this guy for his lack of loyalty, but there was nothing he could do.

Fortunately, Xue Hao, who is Fang Xun's loyal pet, stood up and broke the deadlock at this time.

"Meow."

The little guy bit Ye Chixun's palm and put it into Nangong Yu's hand, then put his little paw on it, showing a warm smile.

Fang Xun immediately put his hand on it with understanding, and the atmosphere between the two women eased slightly.

"And me!" Lin Huazhuan stretched out his hand suddenly, but was kicked away by Fang Xun, and said disgustedly: "Go away, stay away."

Then Fang Xun told his experience in Cangming Continent again, this was the third time he said it in two days, it was really painful.

After listening to Fang Xun's words, Ye Chixun said thoughtfully: "Why don't we go to Cangming Continent to have fun, brother Fang Xun, didn't you say that the portal is still there?"

"Okay, okay!" Lin Huazhuan quickly echoed, he also wanted to see what the other world looked like.

Only Nangong Yu frowned and said: "Going through the portal is not as easy as you think, and the world is too chaotic. Although there is Brother Fang Xun, it is still very dangerous after all, so you better think carefully."

Fang Xun nodded in agreement and said: "That's true, so even with the protection of the Demon Sword Alliance, I plan to let the first batch of people who go to that world at least have Nascent Soul cultivation, otherwise it is easy to go and never return."

"Okay." Ye Chixun lowered his head in disappointment.

"Then where are we going?" Lin Huazhuan looked confused. His father finally gave him the crystal card, so he can't just do nothing, right?
"Uh... how about we play games together?" Fang Xun asked expectantly.

Nangong Yu: "..."

Ye Chixun: "..."

Lin Huazhuan: "..."

"Let's forget it." Fang Xun rubbed his hands resentfully, with a slightly embarrassed expression.

So the four people and one beast sat in the car thinking about what to do next.

At this moment, a curvaceous sports car stopped next to them, and a head with green hair protruded from it, saying provocatively: "Hey, that kid over there, is there any interest in a competition? In supermarkets, whoever arrives first wins."

The green-haired man originally just wanted to go racing, but when he saw the two girls sitting in the car, his eyes lit up, he whistled lasciviously, pointed at Ye Chixun and said, "If I win, that girl will win today!" Come back to me late, if you win, this car will be yours, how about it?"

"Fuck, who is afraid of whom!"

Lin Huazhuan couldn't stand this kind of provocation the most, so he immediately said harshly: "When I win, I will smash your broken car."

"Hey, that's what you said, I'll wait." The green-haired man said triumphantly.

"What did you say? Who told you to agree so casually?!" Ye Chixun stared at Lin Huazhuan with a serious expression on her pretty face.

Lin Huazhuan was stunned, how could he forget the two "devil kings" in the back row, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "Don't worry, I'm Qiu Mingshan Riding God, I won't lose!"

Ye Chixun wanted to say something else, but with the green-haired man's long roar, the match began!

boom!
The two hovering cars made pleasant roars at the same time, and ejected from the spot, with different flames sprayed out from their tails, and went away in an instant.

Unfortunately, after just a few seconds, the Maserati was left far behind by the green-haired man's sports car. After all, compared to the sports car, the Maserati driven by Lin Hua is just an ordinary suspension coupe, and its speed is much worse , and there are three people sitting in the car, how could it run fast.

"Damn it, I regard this car as my silver Ares!"

Lin Hua only patted his head, only then remembered that the mercury sports car he was driving was not his own.

"If you lose, I'll smash you!" Ye Chixun said in a cold tone.

Lin Huazhuan had a cold war, and wanted to make up for his speed with his maneuvers, but unfortunately, no matter how well he maneuvered, he could only eat the soot of the sports car in front of him.

In the end, Lin Huazhuan had no choice but to ask Fang Xun for help: "Teacher, you can't just watch me lose, let alone the bet is Xun, she will kill me."

Nangong Yu glared at Lin Huazhuan: "I'll make you a bitch!"

"Yes yes yes, I'm the one who committed the crime, Your Lady Queen, you must ask the teacher to help me, I don't want to die yet." Lin Huazhuan begged bitterly, almost kneeling and kowtowing.

In desperation, Fang Xun sighed, flicked his fingers lightly, a burst of energy quickly merged into the car, and then everyone felt the car body jerk and speed up!

Wang Long is very happy, because he dyed a head of cool green hair today, and he met an astonishing beauty just after he went out. What Wang Long didn't expect was that that idiot could easily Accepting his challenge, he could almost imagine the scene of the girl twisting and moaning under his crotch.

Sure enough, green is the strongest color!

Hahahahaha!
and many more!

Wang Long frowned suddenly, that girl seemed to be...underage?

Start in three years, the highest death penalty!
Just when Wang Long began to hesitate, he saw the Maserati in the rearview mirror, which was supposed to be far behind him, with its front sunken!

boom!
Almost the moment he saw that car, the other party had passed him. The speed was unbelievably fast, bringing snowflakes all over the sky!
"My mother, this guy is on the hook?! Supersonic speed?!"

Wang Long was so shocked that he couldn't speak. Could it be that he had been having so much fun recently that he had hallucinations?
After 1 minute, Wang Long knew that he did not have hallucinations, it was true!
Outside the agreed supermarket, the Maserati was parked on the side of the road. Due to the high speed before, it looked a little shaky, almost falling apart.

There were a few passers-by on the side of the road with stunned mouths, their hair flying in one direction like a broom, it was really funny.

Wang Long swallowed, got out of the car and asked, "Well, is your car equipped with a super spiritual engine?"

Lin Huazhuan, who had been waiting for a long time, said disdainfully: "Super spiritual engine? What is that? I am Qiu Mingshan's car god. Well, I won. Your car is mine now."

As soon as he said that, Lin Huazhuan was ready to smash the car.

"slow!"

The green-haired man straightened his chest, and said viciously: "Boy, I'm joking with you, you won't take it seriously, will you?"

(End of this chapter)