Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 94 Struck by Lightning! !
"Hello everyone, I'm Tianjun's Fengmei, welcome to my live broadcast room, if you are interested, you can follow me, mua~"

Mu Feng scratched his head and posed in the live broadcast room, which immediately attracted countless animals to scream, and even Lin Huazhuan and Huang Tao showed idiot-like expressions.

With a big hanging hanging in his mouth, the waves all over the street: "Fengmei Fengmei, I love you!"

Uncle Mediterranean: "Sister Feng, you are so cute!"

I'm really not your father: "Take Fengmei away and stay away from you group of perverts."

Then there was another frenzied swiping of gifts, and the popularity of the live broadcast room instantly rose to a million level.

Fang Xun's mouth twitched, and he shivered suddenly. If these guys knew that the girl Lori they had a crush on was actually a man, how would they feel?
Uh... But having said that, even if they know, it seems useless. After all, this lady-dressing boss is also a monk in the Nascent Soul Realm. It may not be a big deal in the Cangming Continent, but on the earth, he is invincible The presence.

"Thank you for your gifts. Next, I will sing an original ancient song "Broken Qin Silk" for you."

Mu Feng blinked cutely, then cleared his throat, and began to sing.

Fang Xun was speechless again. Although he only stayed in Cangming Continent for half a month, he still heard this ancient song. It was composed by a fairy of the Cangming Continent's Music Sect. He actually used it directly as his own original creation, and he really deserves to be a shameless traveler.

Lin Huazhuan couldn't help but praised: "It's so good! It can be compared with Nangong Yu's "Jun Wu Jian" and "Xinghe Pool". It must be a hit!"

Huang Tao next to him immediately nodded in agreement without taking his eyes off him, not even knowing that the corner of his mouth was leaking.

Nangong Yu who was not far away frowned, and quietly approached, quite unconvinced in her heart, but even she had to admit after listening to it for a while, that the song was perfect both in terms of tune and lyrics Yes, it's perfect and impeccable, making people fall into it.

At this time, Mu Feng, who was the instigator, was extremely excited. He could clearly feel that the system's admiration value was constantly rising, to the point that it completely exceeded his expectations.

"Hahahaha! Sure enough, live streaming is the best way to earn admiration points!"

Mu Feng laughed heartily, he is indeed a genius, he actually came up with such a method!
With these admiration points, he can prove the Dao Transformation God and become the strongest person on earth except Fang Xun!With the addition of the system, he doesn't have to worry about the incomplete rules. As long as he has enough admiration points, he can keep upgrading.

At this moment, from the corner of Mufeng's eye, he suddenly caught a barrage, only nine short words: Give me a reasonable explanation.

This sentence itself is nothing, but the ID is extremely deadly: the owner of the Shenzhou grocery store.

Even though this ID was submerged in the barrage army in an instant, no matter who Mu Feng was, even if it was only 0.0001 second, he dared to conclude that he read it correctly.

The boss is also watching my live broadcast?
This was Mufeng's first thought, he knew that the place where Fang Xun lived was called Shenzhou Grocery Store.

While singing, Mufeng logged into the Douhu live broadcast with the newly bought spiritual brain, searched for "Shenzhou Grocery Store Owner", and sent a private message:
"Boss, is that you?"

Fang Xun raised his eyebrows and replied, "That's right."

Mu Feng sent a series of ellipses, and then said weakly: "Boss, I'm going to play with you, hehe."

Fang Xun ignored him, but straight to the point: "Your ID, can you explain it to me?"

Finished!

Mu Feng wanted to cry, but he knew that Fang Xun had come for his ID: Tianjun's Fengmei. Others might not be able to see what it meant, but Mu Feng knew it well!

"Uh... Boss, this is just a random name I picked up on a whim, don't you like it?"

Mu Feng pretended to be stupid and said in a daze.

"Oh."

Seeing Fang Xun casually sent the word "oh", Mu Feng thought that Fang Xun didn't care, and just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Fang Xun's next sentence made his expression freeze.

"I suddenly wanted to kill a guy named Mufeng on a whim, don't you mind?"

puff!
Mu Dan, who was singing, sounded a little broken, he quickly adjusted his mentality, and said righteously: "Boss, you must keep calm, don't do stupid things, killing people here is against the law, and you have to pay criminal responsibility .”

Mu Feng spoke seriously, obviously he was very concerned about Fang Xun's whim.

"I can make him die inexplicably." Fang Xun said indifferently.

Now Mu Feng couldn't calm down any more, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "Boss, can you give me another chance?"

Just as he was talking, Mufeng suddenly heard a pleasant reminder.

"Dear host, your love value is full, please upgrade in time to expand the love value collector."

"Ding dong, the system automatically uses the admiration value to upgrade, and the upgrade target is to transform into a god."

I rub?
Mu Feng was startled, what the hell is this?He has never experienced this situation.

Before Mufeng could figure it out, he heard someone outside the house shouting hoarsely: "My God! Is this the end of the world? The sky is about to collapse!"

"No! That's the promotion to Thunder Tribulation! Someone actually promoted in the urban area, damn it, grandma, run away!"

Advance to Thunder Tribulation?

Mu Feng was taken aback, did someone break through here?Who has no sense of public morality, doesn't he know that this is an urban area, even an ordinary Jindan Thunder Tribulation can destroy creatures within a radius of ten miles, and if he survives the tribulation in the urban area, it is no less than dropping a nuclear bomb.

Thinking of this, Mu Feng felt a little flustered for no reason, he always felt as if he was locked by something.

Could it be that I was too nervous and had hallucinations?
At the same time, the system's voice sounded again: "Dear host, you are about to usher in the God Transformation Thunder Tribulation, please prepare in time!"

Mufeng: "???"

boom! !

An overwhelming thunder flashed across the sky, and the live broadcast room suddenly fell into darkness.

……

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Little black underpants: "What's going on? Where's Sister Feng?"

Brother Dongying: "Where did Sister Feng go? Did you get disconnected?"

With a big hang in his mouth, the waves filled the street: "Why did it suddenly go down the air?"

When the animals in the live broadcast room were discussing, someone said hesitantly: "I seem to see sister Feng being struck by lightning."

……

……

Following a moment of silence, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"Ah, I saw it too, what a terrifying lightning bolt."

"It turns out that I'm not the only one who saw it. What exactly was the thunder light just now?"

"Yaoshou! Sister Feng was struck by lightning! My sister Feng!"

Fang Xun blinked his eyes in astonishment, what the hell is this, what happened?
(End of this chapter)