Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 2 Kaoru Yechi

The bright sunlight shone on the girl, making her look like a fairy who came out of words, but the snow-white kitten didn't seem to buy it, the beast eyes stared at the girl's neck, grinned slightly, and issued a low-pitched threat .

"Xue Hao."

Fang Xun coughed, and the aggressive little white cat restrained himself and lay down lazily.

The girl was obviously frightened by the little white cat's actions, and her outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, neither advancing nor retreating, so she could only maintain this position awkwardly.

In the end, the girl still couldn't resist her love for cute animals, and stammered: "Shop... store manager, can I hug it?"

Fang Xun waved his hand indifferently, and said, "Yes, but don't touch its butt, it will get angry."

"Yeah!" The girl nodded excitedly, and carefully picked up the reluctant little white cat, her eyes bursting with a strong maternal brilliance.

Then, under Fang Xun's astonished gaze, the girl pushed the little white cat into her towering chest, teasing it happily.

Fang Xun opened his mouth, feeling a little dry.

Today's young people, it's too much, let go of that cat, what's the matter with me!
"Boss, what's its name?"

The girl asked with a smile, how can she still have the restraint just now.

Fang Xun said casually: "Xue Hao, the snow-white Xue, the Hao of Haotian."

The girl tilted her head and said puzzledly: "This name is so strange, why did the store manager give it such an ugly name?"

Who knows why it is called that name!Fang Xun slandered in his heart.

This little white cat, which looks so cute, is actually a majestic Beastmaster-level monster. It has lived for an unknown number of years. If Fang Xun hadn't forcibly subdued it, how could it have become a pet obediently.

As for the origin of the name, I'm afraid I can't even remember it myself.

"I'll call it Xiaobai from now on, hahaha, Xiaobai, Xiaobai."

Fang Xun: "..."

Hey, hey, you're too casual, aren't you?It's just old-fashioned, isn't it?
Fang Xun seriously suspected that if he hadn't been present, the girl might have been slapped into a pulp by the furious "Beastmaster".

"Ah Xun, huh? Who is she?"

Huang Tao, who was dripping with sweat, came over with a glass of water and asked in surprise.

Fang Xun shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

Hearing the conversation between the two, the girl introduced herself politely: "My name is Ye Chixun, and I am a day student in Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School of No. [-] High School."

"No. [-] High School?" Huang Tao said in surprise, "The best school in the city? It is said that the principal is a great monk in the Foundation Establishment period, is it true?"

"Yes, our principal used to be a B-level swordsman of the Alliance of Cultivators." The girl said proudly.

Huang Tao looked the girl up and down, and asked tentatively, "What level are you in the Qi training realm?"

"Fourth floor." The girl said as it should.

Huang Tao was deeply shocked immediately, turned around and left disheartened, even ignoring the girl who asked him what his name was.

"His name is Huang Tao, and he is the owner of the snack shop next door. My name is Fang Xun, and I am the manager of this grocery store."

Fang Xun said lightly: "Okay, it's getting late, since you are a student, it's time to go to school."

Hearing this, the girl reluctantly let go of Xiao Bai in her arms, but as soon as Xiao Bai landed on the ground, she immediately jumped onto Fang Xun's lap.

"Uncle store manager, I will visit Xiaobai after school in the afternoon, don't you mind?"

After finishing speaking, the girl walked away like a gust of wind, not giving Fang a chance to answer at all.

Fang Xun patted the little kitten's head dumbfounded, and hummed a song leisurely. Once upon a time, he was also a youthful middle school boy, but he turned into a young uncle in a blink of an eye. Forgive me.

"Meow."

The kitten pushed Fang Xun's palm away and protested dissatisfied.

"Where have you been these two days? Did you make any trouble?"

Fang Xun said seriously.

"Meow."

The kitten collapsed on Fang Xun's lap weakly, its beautiful eyes were full of grievances.

Seeing this, Fang Xun stroked Xue Hao's soft white hair, and said, "Okay, what a beast, and you still act like a baby, I really can't help you, I don't mind if you go out for activities, but you better be careful , don’t let the sword bearers of the Alliance of Cultivators notice.”

"Meow!"

The kitten raised its head proudly, as if to say, "How could a stupid human being notice me."

Xue Hao's real body is five or six meters tall, comparable to an S-level swordsman, and a veritable peerless beast king. He once dominated the Black Forest, calling wind and rain, and was extremely powerful.
It's a pity that after being beaten half to death by Fang Xun four years ago, he completely fell under Fang Xun's lust, and honestly became a cute and coquettish kitten.

However, the Beastmaster is a Beastmaster after all. Although it no longer needs to eat due to its strength, it is still necessary to move its muscles and bones occasionally, so Fang Xun will allow it to leave for two days after a period of time. You can't put oil on the soles of your feet and think about running away, otherwise Fang Xun will punch his dog... uh, the cat's head.

The clever Xuehao naturally obeyed his words, and he was one of the creatures who had a deep understanding of Fang Xun's terrifying power and could survive. That kind of understatement but devastating power left a deep shadow in his heart.

Fang Xun had a relatively light lunch, and he and Huang Tao sat at the door with a bowl in their hands and teased each other, and they also poured a bowl for the kitten by the way.

Well, forcing a Beastmaster to be a vegetarian is quite rewarding.

The kitten is eating the food in the bowl listlessly, and from time to time it looks up to the sky and screams, expressing its miserable life of being oppressed by power and cruelty to animals.

What troubled Fang Xun was that in the evening, the girl named Ye Chixun really ran over happily, and greeted Fang Xun very familiarly.

Fang Xun said speechlessly: "Hey, little sister, don't you need to practice and study? You will take the college entrance examination next year."

Unexpectedly, Fang Xun's words received a disdainful look from the girl: "Uncle Manager, my grades are all perfect, and I don't need to take the college entrance examination next year, and I will be admitted to university."

Fang Xun was speechless for a while, he didn't understand the world of a top student.

The girl grabbed Xiaobai who was lying on the ground, and said happily: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, do you miss me?" But she didn't notice that this cute kitten rolled up in her arms. Roll eyes.

Bored, Fang Xunqian stared at the girl teasing Xiaobai for a while, then got up, stretched himself, and carried his small bench into the shop.

"Uncle manager, where are you going?"

Fang Xun turned his head and said with a toothache: "Don't call me uncle! Call me brother, or I won't let you touch it again next time."

"Oh." The girl was taken aback, and said in a low voice, "Xiaobai, your master is so fierce."

Xue Hao, who has always been indifferent to the girl's answer, stuck out his tongue and licked the girl's palm for the first time this time, expressing his deep agreement with the girl's words.

(End of this chapter)