Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 1 Grocery Store

"Yesterday, Mr. Li Mingcheng, the S-level swordsman of the Alliance of Cultivators, code-named Guoshi, successfully resisted the beast tide in the East China Sea, beheaded the king-level monster, the Scarlet Flame Demon Whale, and saved tens of thousands of people."

"Then let's see what Mr. Li Mingcheng said on this matter."

Everything in the picture turned to a man with sword eyebrows and star eyes, a face like a crown jade.

"Hi everyone, I'm Li Mingcheng, an S-level swordsman of the Alliance of Cultivators, codenamed Guoshi."

The man paused, and said with a smile: "I believe everyone has seen that I have killed countless monsters in the past two years, and I am invincible, far surpassing 'Yan Luo' who has disappeared for three years. I hope everyone will vote for this year I."

beep.

The screen plunges into darkness.

"boring."

Throwing away the remote control, Fang Xun got up and yawned, and the sound of crackling fried beans resounded all over his body.

"Today is another day full of energy."

Going downstairs in a happy mood and opening the door, Fang Xun lazily enjoyed the warm sunshine.

As late autumn approaches, the weather is getting colder, and such weather will become less and less in the future.

"Hi, Ah Xun, did you get up so early today?"

In the open space not far away, a young man in strong clothes who was boxing said in surprise.

Fang Xun glanced at the young man, and said unceremoniously: "You wake up so early every day to practice, and now you are still at the third level of Qi training, give up, you will always be just a five-scumbag."

Hearing this, the young man defended unconvinced: "Who said that! I have a hunch that I will break through in two days!"

Fang Xun sneered: "You said the same thing two years ago."

The young man immediately counterattacked from embarrassment: "You still have the face to criticize me, you are not even at the first level of Qi training!"

Fang Xun shrugged indifferently: "I gave up a long time ago."

youth:"……"

Looking at the young man who had nothing to say, Fang Xun laughed and turned back to the house, well, this is his life, eating, sleeping, and teasing the neighbors.

The young man's name is Huang Tao. He is Fang Xun's friend and neighbor. He met him when he moved here six years ago. It is worth mentioning that Huang Tao is a fanatical cultivator.

When Fang Xun first arrived here, Huang Tao had already entered the third level of the Qi training environment. Six years later, Huang Tao was still stuck on the third level of the Qi training area, which shows how bad his talent is.

Of course, compared to Huang Tao, Fang Xun's talent is even worse. He can't even find the aura at the beginning of his cultivation, let alone his cultivation. In terms of cultivation, he is a crippled spirit without spiritual roots.

After breakfast, Fang Xun patted his stomach in satisfaction, moved a small bench and sat at the door, and continued to bask in the sun. As for Huang Tao, he was still practicing tirelessly, sitting cross-legged on the ground like an old monk in meditation, like a pious believers.

Not long after, Fang Xun looked suspiciously at the distant horizon, and saw a small black spot hovering back and forth, surrounded by several floating battleships, and launched an attack.

"Is there a mistake? It's blocking me from the sun."

Fang Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, and his eyes quickly pulled in. It turned out that the black spot was a lizard with wings. He could vaguely hear its roar and the panic coming from the battleship. Obviously, the lizard with wings Not easy to deal with.

"It's really troublesome."

Fang Xun rolled his eyes, flicked his fingers, and an invisible energy shot out without a sound, across a distance of several thousand meters in an instant, and hit the winged lizard.

"Captain, this abyssal dragon is too powerful to break through its defense!"

"Damn it! The Wolf Fang has been hit."

"Go and invite the sword bearers stationed here!"

At this moment, the evil dragon of the abyss suddenly let out a mournful cry, and then, under the inconceivable eyes of everyone, the two wings of the evil dragon of the abyss were separated from its body....

As a result, the abyssal dragon, who was still invincible just now, turned into a kite with a broken string and rushed towards the ground.

"What the hell?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding what happened at all.

"Could it be that the sword bearer made a move?"

Someone asked in a low voice.

"But... where is the person?"

In short, no matter what, the originally fierce battle suddenly ended inexplicably.

Looking at the abyss dragon desperately struggling in the air, Fang Xun calmly withdrew his fingers and closed his eyes comfortably.

When several battleships tremblingly landed at the place where the abyss dragon fell, the abyss dragon, known for its defense, smashed a huge hole in the solid ground, lying there dying, bleeding from its orifices.

No one knows that Fang Xun is the invincible sword-wielder codenamed "Yan Luo" who was born six years ago.

It is true that Fang Xun cannot cultivate, and he has never been able to find aura, but six years ago, one winter morning, Fang Xun was strangely invincible after waking up. There was no messy system, and there was no earth-shattering inheritance. In short, it is invincible.

No matter how powerful a monster or perverted cultivator is, he only needs one punch to deal with it.

Fang Xun, who was originally ordinary, stood at the pinnacle of his life just like that.

Fang Xun, who obtained this power, decided to join the Alliance of Cultivators to slay demons and demons, and protect human beings. However, because there was no fluctuation in spiritual power, he was directly kicked out of the venue by the staff when he participated in the assessment.

The depressed Fang Xun did not give up, but put on a mask and happily became a "superman".

The East China Sea, the South China Sea, the Black Forest, the Valley of Death, wherever monsters haunt, there is Fang Xun.

The Black Crowned Eagle King, Deep Sea Giant Shark, Amethyst Winged Lion King, the peerless beast kings who were once famous and fierce, all of them were brutally murdered and died without exception.

It took only one month for Fang Xun to become the best in the world. He was included by the Alliance of Cultivators and became the strongest S-level swordsman in history. In the next three years, Fang Xun was invincible, swept the earth, and was selected for three consecutive years. "Most Popular Sword Holder", "Most Pretentious Sword Holder", "Most Mysterious Sword Holder" and "Strongest Sword Holder".

Even though Fang Xun retired silently three years ago without leaving any information, his legend is still spreading, and he still dominates the list, unsurpassed.

I'm afraid no one would have imagined that "Yan Luo", once recognized as the strongest in the cultivation world, would now be the small owner of a grocery store, living a dead house life of either eating or sleeping all day long. As for exercising, go to hell.

In six years, Fang Xun almost forgot what he was like before, because he was so powerful, so powerful that he had no pain, no emotion, no desire, just like a machine, nothing could make him interested, just Doing everything instinctively.

Fortunately, Fang Xun still has many friends around him. Although he is invincible, he is not lonely. Therefore, Fang Xun chose to retire and return to an ordinary life.

After all, strictly speaking, he is just an ordinary person who cannot cultivate.

"Hello, are you the store manager here?"

Fang Xun opened his eyes impatiently.

"Who?"

What caught my eye was a delicate-looking girl, wearing a khaki T-shirt, a plaid skirt, black stockings and sneakers, a student attire.

"Do you sell dolls of the Nine-Tailed Demon Rat here?"

the girl asked weakly.

Nine-tailed Demon Rat?That kind of mouse that has no aggressive power but is cute and cute?This thing actually has a doll?

Fang Xun shook his head and said, "No."

As soon as the words were finished, a snow-white kitten ran out of the house bouncing around, and jumped into Fang Xun's arms with ease, it was really cute.

The strange thing is that the kitten's two pupils have different colors, one is aqua blue and the other is amber, like two bright gemstones, extremely beautiful.

"Wow! So cute!"

The girl couldn't help screaming, and couldn't wait to reach out to hug the kitten in Fang Xun's arms, but the little white cat easily avoided it, showing a vigilant look.

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