Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 3 The Uncle and the Girl

Earth, China, 2822, the era of comprehension.

In the past hundreds of years, VR technology has achieved the point where it is almost possible to confuse the real ones. Not only have many popular games that have shocked the world been born, but they can even accurately simulate the data of practitioners to create a perfect virtual world.

At this moment, in a shop named "Shenzhou Grocery Store" on Jianyun Road, Yuanling District, Pingyang City, a strange combination of a man and a woman, one big and one small, are fighting fiercely wearing virtual glasses.

To be honest, as a conscientious super nerd, Fang Xun has three major hobbies, watching anime, playing games, and basking in the sun.

If it is said that Fang is an absolutely invincible existence in the real world, then in the game world, he is a complete rookie.

"GAME OVER!"

Looking at the bloody characters of failure in front of her, Ye Chixun felt that she was about to collapse. She took off her virtual glasses and pointed at Fang Xun angrily: "You, you, you, your account is obviously Jindan Consummation, how could you fail? Give it to a mid-Gold Core guy!"

Fang Xun blinked blankly: "Huh? He is only at the middle stage of Golden Core? But I think he is so powerful that I have no power to fight back."

The girl couldn't help but support her forehead and said, "How did you successfully upgrade to Golden Core Consummation?"

"Krypton gold." Fang Xun said concisely.

Ye Chixun: "..."

"Don't play, don't play, you are too foolish, we only won three rounds in ten double challenges! And two of the teams are foundation-building monks, and one team is Qi-training monks!"

Ye Chixun, who wanted to cry without tears, said categorically that although her account is in the early Yuanying period, she is one of the few high-end players in this game called "Cultivation World", and her operation is superb, no less than some Game anchor, but today she really realized how scary pig teammates are.

That's right, she has always been invincible, and she can squeeze into the top [-] in the entire region, she can't hold Fang Xun at all!

Once Fang Xun entered the game, it was as if he had become an idiot after completing it. He would always use his magical powers inexplicably, and any reverse big moves were commonplace, and what was even more exaggerated was that he often hit Ye Chixun!

Ye Chixun, who had just initially suppressed his opponent, was directly beaten into a cripple by Fang Xun's large-scale magical power, and then his head was taken away by the opponent happily.

"Oh." Fang Xun shrugged, put down his virtual glasses, picked up his beloved small bench and sat down at the door.

"You!" The girlish scalp was numb, and she wished she could rush up and kick Fang Xun's little bench, ride on him and beat him up.

In the end, the girl could only hug Xiaobai who was squatting aside, treating it as Fang Xun's desperate ravages, in exchange for Xiaobai's aggrieved and ferocious eyes.

It has been two weeks since the girl Ye Chixun came to the Shenzhou grocery store for the first time, and the two of them have become acquainted with each other.

Ye Chixun is 15 years old this year. He is extremely talented and has excellent grades. He is the only seed student in No. [-] High School who is eligible to be recommended to Tianwei Battle Academy.

In China, Tianwei Zhanyuan is the top comprehension university, and the students who graduate from here have all become powerful comprehension practitioners, gaining both fame and fortune.

There is no doubt that Kaoru Yechi is a beautiful girl with a bright future.

However, Ye Chixun also has her troubles, that is, not having any friends.

As we all know, once a person is too good, he will be isolated, and Ye Chixun is no exception. In addition, her parents are very busy and are rarely at home, so Ye Chixun usually wanders around to pass the time after school. A few weeks ago, by accident, I came to the Shenzhou Grocery Store and met Fang Xun and his cat.

So, in the next two weeks, as long as there is time, the girl will come here, tease Xiao Bai persistently, and occasionally chat with Fang Xun, talk about the world, and complain about certain things in the school.

In short, Ye Chixun has her first and second friends, an otaku with no self-motivation, and a cute cat.

"The ten-day sword-bearer ranking election will end at ten o'clock in the morning."

"The number one this year is still the ultimate sword-wielder who has disappeared for three years and is known as the strongest man on the surface—Yan Luo, and the S-level sword-wielder who has been in the limelight in recent years, Mr. Li Mingcheng, a 'national scholar' With a gap of 30 votes, this is the third time that Mr. Li Mingcheng has been ranked second."

"Besides, Mr. Li Mingcheng threatened to challenge 'Yan Luo', hoping that 'Yan Luo' would show up to fight him, so will the strongest swordsman 'Yan Luo' who has disappeared for three years accept Mr. Li Mingcheng's challenge?"

"How about the follow-up progress, please pay attention to the cultivator's daily."

Fang Xun turned off the news page of his brain, clicked a soft music and listened to it. As for Li Mingcheng who wanted to challenge him, he chose to ignore it.

Just kidding, I don't know how many people challenge him every year. If he accepts everyone, wouldn't he have nothing else to do but accept the challenge?
What's more, Fang Xun has watched Li Mingcheng's battle videos, and at most he is on par with his pet Xue Hao. Whether he can catch a punch from him is a problem, and it really doesn't interest him at all.

Being too invincible and unable to find an opponent is also a kind of invincible sadness.

"Huh? Are you listening to Nangongyu's song?"

Ye Chixun hugged Xiaobai and said in surprise: "I am a die-hard fan of Nangong Yu, and her song "Jun Wu Jian" is so good, it is simply the best ancient style song of comprehension, ah, and she is too Pretty!"

Ye Chixun chattered on and on like a little girl.

Fang Xun shook his head with a wry smile, never expecting that this lively and cheerful girl would like Nangong Yu's song.

Nangong Yu is currently the top female singer in China's new generation, with countless fans, but her songs all have one characteristic, that is, they are bland, like a cup of tea, although they are bland, they are endlessly memorable.

The reason why Fang Xun listens to her song is precisely because of the unique tranquility and peace, like the calm water surface of an ancient well, without the slightest ripple due to anyone or anything.

"Hey, did you know that Nangong Yu is going to hold a concert in Pingyang City next month. How about it? Do you want to go with me? I have a ticket. Anyway, Mom and Dad don't have time, so it happens to be cheap for you."

Ye Chixun said expectantly.

Come to Binh Duong for a concert?
Fang Xun was startled, showing an extremely complicated expression.

The girl Xun patted her chest and said: "If you don't say anything, I will take it as your agreement, then it's a deal, and you are not allowed to deny it when the time comes."

Fang Xun immediately made up the scene of a decadent uncle in his 20s and a 15-year-old young beautiful girl going to the concert together. The scene is full of disobedience!

But since other girls don't mind, why should he be shy as a big man?
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(End of this chapter)