agent stupid

Chapter 34

"Uh!" It turned out that their expressions were for this reason!She doesn't know how to use a brush, and she is not used to writing traditional Chinese characters. It is not bad to be able to write so many.Even if they don't appreciate it, they don't have to be so exaggerated!Leng Jie snatched her masterpiece from Qingfeng's hand.Rubbing and throwing them into the trash can, without even looking at them, they got up and were about to leave.

But as soon as he took two steps, he felt a flash in front of his eyes, and was blocked by a yellow wall.Leng Jie looked up at the emperor who was a full head taller than her, and asked coldly: "What? Does the emperor want to leave an illiterate person to help you do things?"

"I didn't say you were illiterate. How could an illiterate person be able to deal with such memorials, find out the problems inside, and propose a reform plan?" Gao, if he is suddenly called an illiterate person by his senior brother, he will definitely not be convinced, and it is normal to make a little bit of nature.So, he put down the airs of the emperor and coaxed him.

But Wuming didn't seem to appreciate his favor, and said coldly to him, "Hmph! How dare you say you didn't think that way just now? Although you didn't say it, your expression is more hateful than what you said!"

"Uh!" Now Xuanyuan was so embarrassed that he had nothing to say, he really thought that way just now.But he just wanted to save him some face.Is this also wrong?He has never been a good emperor, Hui who touched his nose the first time.He could only ask for help from Qingfeng, who was holding back his belly and blushing.

Qingfeng deliberately turned his head away, ignoring Xuanyuan's plea for help.He's not that stupid, obviously he annoyed her.She didn't bother her anymore, and she was still rushing to find things like scolding, which was not something he, Qingfeng, would do.

Eunuch Fu, who was watching the play, felt aggrieved for his emperor and master.It was obviously Mr. Qingfeng who offended Mr. Wuming by saying the wrong thing, but wanted to make his master suffer.Eunuch Fu came out in time to smooth things over and said, "Your Majesty, it's time for late goodness. Do you want to spread goodness now?"

"Pass, pass, pass quickly!" Finally found the emperor under the steps, and responded repeatedly.

Leng Jie didn't really want to embarrass them, it's just that she wanted to save face.She is a dignified double doctor in the 21st century, proficient in seven languages, and knows more than ten languages.He was accused of being illiterate and illiterate in person.This is really tolerable for scholars, but unbearable for bloggers.

Time flies like an arrow, and time flies like a shuttle.Five days passed in the blink of an eye.But we can't say it is short, because five days are enough to make qualitative changes in many things that have been deposited for many years.For example:
First, the memorials that have been used in the court for hundreds of years have been grandly revised.From the original flashy and full of tricks to long speeches, it has been changed into a unified format, simple and clear documentary report.It turned out that it was the same thing, and officials at all levels each gave a long-winded excerpt.Now there can only be one note for a matter, and officials at all levels only need to add their own opinions and handling methods in the column of their official positions under the note, and then stamp and sign.In this way, not only saved the emperor a lot of trouble, but also played a supervisory role.Those officials who just want to play the side drums and be good people when they encounter problems, can't hide now even if they want to.Of course, if there are special insights that cannot be seen by other officials, they can also be passed on separately in the form of a secret melody.

Although officials at all levels have considerable resistance to the emperor's sudden promulgation of the imperial decree, they must have long been accustomed to the previous form.However, the efficiency after the change is obvious to all of them.Mainly, there is no material direct detriment to their interests.Therefore, for the first time in history, they did not hinder the emperor's New Deal reform plan.

Second, all the officials collectively discovered that the little emperor who had been a "fake Yan Luo" with a cold face for three years turned into a "real tiger" with a smiling face.They can guess what the cold emperor is thinking, but the smiling emperor always surprises them.

For example, in order to repay the emperor for no reason, they were punished, and they recognized the four officials who were exceptionally promoted.The ministers all submitted papers to force the emperor to accept the harem.Because everyone knows that every time this matter is mentioned, the emperor will go crazy, and what's more, he will occasionally lose his mind.Not long ago, the Minister of Rites was dismissed by the emperor just because he mentioned this time.They thought that if everyone played together, they would not believe that he could dismiss them all.

However, things are so weird.Not only did the emperor not lose his temper this time, but he readily agreed to recruit the harem, and immediately asked people to draw up an order.Explain the requirements: All the unmarried women of the official family of the fifth rank or above, aged between thirteen and sixteen, are all among the beautiful women.Those who cannot be selected as concubines will remain in the palace as maids of honor for three years.After three years, if you still haven't been favored by the emperor, you can go out of the palace to marry someone.

As soon as this decree came out, the whole hall was in an uproar!Then it caused an uproar all over the country!The expressions of the officials vary.The ministers who happened to have young and beautiful daughters who met the requirements in the family happily dreamed of a national war.Of course, those who don't have a daughter regret that they didn't sow more seeds 16 years ago.A small number of daughter-loving people began to worry about their daughter's future.

In a word, five days can really change a lot of things.

Since adopting Leng Jie's reform plan for memorials, the emperor used to take six hours to approve the memorials, but now it only takes two hours.Also because of this, Qingfeng and Wuming didn't have to go to the Imperial Study Room to help.

Qingfeng has been busy preparing more special medicines for the Qizhou plague in the medicine hut.

Leng Jie was not idle either, she learned a set of lightness kung fu called "Treading Xue Wuhen" from Qingfeng.Apart from eating, sleeping, and practicing internal skills, he spent the rest of his time practicing repeatedly in Fenglin.From jumping up a branch, to jumping up a treetop, to jumping from one tree to another.Although it has not come to the realm of going without a trace.At least to climb over the wall, you don't need to use tools or climb trees anymore.

Flew a full circle on the maple tree.She finally stopped on the top of a tree beside the maple forest, and saw that there was only an old dead tree ten meters high that had lost all its leaves.She turned around and wanted to fly back, but suddenly she turned around and visually measured the distance to the dead tree.There should be a distance of at least eight meters between the two trees!The record for the farthest she has crossed a treetop is more than five meters, and that was two days ago.

"It's been another two days of hard work. It shouldn't be a problem to increase by three meters, right?" The black eagle flew towards the withered, crooked-necked tree opposite.In the blink of an eye, she landed gracefully on a dry branch at the top of the tree.She glanced at her feet, and she was sure that she had successfully jumped eight meters and stood on the dead tree.Then he shouted excitedly: "YE! Cheng..." Before the word "Gong" had time to cheer, "Crack!" There was a crisp sound, and the branch broke. "Ah...!" Immediately afterwards, an instinctive scream resounded through Fenglin.Needless to say, the rumors about Fenglin having ghosts in the palace will definitely be escalated tomorrow.

Leng Jie, who was doing free fall, instantly regained consciousness.Immediately follow the qinggong formula, trying to improve Qi.It's just that the instinctive scream just now dispersed the zhenqi gathered in the body.If you can't improve your Qi luck, then you can only let the free fall go to the end.Leng Jie closed her eyes and waited for the feeling of landing, and thought optimistically: "Ten meters is equivalent to falling from the balcony on the third floor. With the head down, the chance of breaking the neck is not high, but it is quite possible to break the legs and arms. Feet Maybe it’s not completely impossible to land first, right?”

Just when Leng Jie was only half a meter away from the ground, suddenly, a yellow shadow came roaring like a gust of wind and lightning.Grab Leng Jie's upside-down legs, lift it up, throw it again, and turn it around.Leng Jie only felt dizzy for a while, and then realized that she had landed safely with her feet firmly on the ground.She murmured in disbelief, "No way, I'm so lucky that my feet land first?"

Huang Ying on one side saw that he was completely ignored by the people saved by Qing Li.His complexion is really not very good-looking.He continued coldly: "You are lucky, otherwise how could I just catch up with you?"

"Emperor?" Leng Jie discovered the man in the yellow robe behind him, turned around and asked in surprise: "You saved me just now? No wonder it feels like I've been spinning around in the air a few times. Aren't you supposed to be in the Imperial Study Room? Why? will appear here?"

Xuanyuan ignored Leng Jie's question, stared into her eyes, and roared at her furiously: "If I don't show up, your neck will be broken, and even if your master comes by then, you won't be able to save you! You didn't grow up You still don’t have a brain? Can’t you see that this is a dead tree? There are so many trees in this forest, why do you choose it if you don’t want to go to it? Are you looking for death?”

Leng Jie looked back at the angry emperor in astonishment, not understanding why he was so angry?When she belittled him to nothing, although he also showed a similar expression of inexhaustible anger, at least he held back at that time, and did not explode like today.

"Didn't your senior brother teach you lightness kung fu? Why don't you use it when you fall?" Seeing Wuming's stunned and silent expression, Xuanyuan realized that his excessiveness seemed to be a bit too much, so he restrained his anger, lowered his volume and asked road.

Leng Jie thought that no matter what, he was the one who saved her just now, and if she can be used as a punching bucket for him, it will be repaying her kindness.Ignoring his unreasonable roar, he replied abruptly: "I was just practicing qinggong! It's just a small accident! The branch suddenly broke. Out of instinct, I yelled, but it led to a real accident. I lost my breath, and then I had no choice but to close my eyes and pray for a miracle to happen." Then he said sincerely to him: "No matter what, thank you for showing up! Thank you for saving me!"

Facing Wuming's sincere thanks, Xuanyuan felt a little uncomfortable.In fact, he didn't even understand why he was so angry just now?

(End of this chapter)