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Chapter 33

"Haha, it's so funny, you, a slave, want to be forgiven by me? You really can't control yourself. Go away, or don't blame me for being rude!" Shui Rong'er laughed and cursed arrogantly.

The few people in the imperial study who were chatting and laughing about the morning affairs had already got the news that Shui Rong'er was coming here before Shui Rong'er showed up.Because her little eunuch, who was inquiring about the news, was really not very good at stalking people. Not only did she expose herself, but she didn't even know that she was being followed.So, as soon as Shui Rong'er appeared, they silenced themselves and watched the play inside!

"Wow! Guess how rude this Shui Ronger is?" Qingfeng sighed softly.

"Your Majesty, your concubine is here, do you want me to avoid it for a while?" Leng Jie asked seriously.

"Don't pay attention to that woman, my imperial study room won't let women in." Xuanyuan glared at Qingfeng who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, then turned to Wuming and said firmly.

Don't let women in?There is just one in front of you.Leng Jie and Qing Feng looked at each other, and laughed inwardly.

At this time, the good show outside has escalated.

Since Shui Rong'er was frightened last time, the Queen Mother has selected a few court ladies and eunuchs with good skills to protect her.Therefore, when she gave an order, the servants of the two parties became one.

"Wow, it's starting to fight! Your Majesty, who do you think will win? If your imperial guards can't even beat those maidservants, I think the safety of the palace is really worrying!" Qingfeng looked at it with a bad expression. The emperor teased.

Xuanyuan Yunxuan glared fiercely at Qingfeng, and then glanced at Leng Jie and Eunuch Fu who were pursing their lips and giggling from the corner of their eyes.He raised his head and faced the outside of the door, using his internal strength secretly, and opened his thin lips lightly.The sharp and cold roar immediately came out through the wall.

"Enough! If you don't want to die, get away!"

The people who were fighting stopped immediately as if they had been immobilized.

Finally heard the voice of the emperor's cousin, Shui Rong'er ignored the cold smell of gunpowder in that voice, and said excitedly, "Your Majesty! I am Rong'er! Rong'er came to see you, but how dare these dog slaves Prevent Rong'er from coming to see you! I think they are all tired of work! You must help Rong'er treat them well!"

The guards immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Concubine Shui's maidservants were triumphant.

The few people in the imperial study room shuddered, shaking off the goosebumps all over the place, holding back their belly laughs.

Seeing the emperor's refusal, Shui Rong'er thought she was acquiescing to her words, glanced at the guards haughtily, and snorted coldly

"Hmph, wait for the emperor to clean up you!" He went to the door of the imperial study.Who knows?As soon as the front foot was raised, before even stepping in, the emperor's cold voice sounded again: "Concubine Shui, when is it your turn to teach my guards a lesson? If you are not satisfied with living in the West Palace, I can agree with you to move into the Leng Palace." Stay here for a while. If you are still dissatisfied, I can allow you to go out of the palace and go back to live with your mother’s parents. But, you have to remember one thing, you are not allowed to step into my Imperial Study Room and Dragon Palace. Otherwise, you will be at your own risk!"

The situation changed suddenly. The guards who were trembling with fear just now straightened their backs instantly and regained their momentum.

And those palace maids who were originally complacent, suddenly slumped like eggplants beaten by frost, and their complexions turned pale.Thinking bitterly in my heart, this master is not favored!

Shui Rong'er trembled all over, her eyes were sudden and dull, her complexion was pale, her mouth was so wide that she could put down a whole egg.Although, he never said sweet words to her, but he never said harsh words to her either!In fact, the words he had said to her could be counted on one hand.She never expected that her dear cousin of the emperor would say such unfeeling words to her in front of many servants.She just stared blankly at the vermilion lacquered door, as if she wanted to see through it, see through it...

Until, the door was slowly opened from the inside, and a round body was slowly "rolled" out from the inside.Facing Shui Rong'er, she whispered softly and persuaded: "Your Majesty, you should go back to the palace first! The emperor is getting angry because of something in the court! Please be more considerate!"

"Did my father and the others annoy the emperor? So the emperor is not angry with me?" As if grasping the last straw, Shui Rong'er excitedly grabbed Fu Gonggong's sleeve and said eagerly. "You tell the emperor, just say that Rong'er will stay obediently in the West Palace and wait for him. My father and the Shui family will also be loyal and responsible to the emperor wholeheartedly." She seemed to be afraid that Eunuch Fu would not want to pass on the message for her. He took off a pair of good-quality mutton fat white jade bracelets and stuffed them into Fu Gonggong's big fat hands.

"Your Majesty, go back at ease! The emperor will understand your intentions." The smiling Eunuch Fu said with a pun.

As soon as Eunuch Fu entered the imperial study, he was stopped by a pair of slender and boneless jade hands.Eunuch Fu put the pair of jade bracelets into his hands very politely and said, "This old slave will only accept it if he knows that Mr. Wuming is good at it!"

"Tch, you old fox, the major will pour your anger on me. When did you see that I like this? I just made a bet with the emperor just now, betting on whether you have accepted bribes. Humph! It's in vain that the emperor believes in you so much..."

"That's right, how could my junior brother like this kind of woman's thing?" Qingfeng also chimed in.

Eunuch Fu was panicked by what the two senior brothers said, cold sweat immediately covered his forehead, and he looked at the emperor with a guilty conscience.Noticing that the emperor was shaking his head with a smile, he immediately realized that he had been tricked by these two senior brothers.

The matter of Concubine Shui was just a small episode. Everyone laughed and quarreled and looked back, so they devoted their minds to the boring government affairs.

In the imperial study room, in front of the three desks full of various memorials, everyone was carefully flipping through the notebooks in their hands.

What Leng Jie did was the work of a secretary.She had to put those notebooks into categories and arrange them in order of priority.This seemingly simple job is not so simple for Leng Jie.Not to mention the format of those notes made her dizzy.Just having to classify this item hurts her.Because she didn't know what kind of official title system was used in this superficial dynasty?But she couldn't ask it out, so she could only grope among the many scriptures.

Qingfeng handles specific matters in the order arranged by Leng Jie.And the emperor only needs to sign his name where his seal is needed.Because his body has not fully recovered.So he has the easiest job.

The sun in the sky moves from east to west until the sky is full of red clouds.The incense used to mark the time in the imperial study room burns one stick, and another stick.The water in the teapot was drunk pot after pot.

Xuanyuan has been secretly observing Wuming's way of doing things, seeing that he sometimes frowns, sometimes complains, sometimes pouts, and sometimes sniffs.The look on his face is constantly changing, and every expression is so cute.Watching, watching, Xuanyuan couldn't help but feel a faint smile on his face.

Finally, Leng Jie put down the pen, stretched her waist, and complained: "Ah! The task is finally completed! It's really inefficient to do this."

There's nothing wrong with doing this, right?He's always done that.And I used to deal with it by myself, and no one helped me.The emperor glanced at Eunuch Fu, and then asked Leng Jie, "What does Wuming think is efficient?"

After receiving the emperor's signal, Eunuch Fu immediately brought snacks and hot tea to Leng Jie.Leng Jie picked it up and ate it without any hesitation.While eating, he said, "Your Majesty, did you handle all these papers by yourself?"

"Of course" Xuanyuan nodded in agreement.

For the first time, Leng Jie didn't look at him with disdain.Instead, he stared at him with sympathetic eyes and said, "Wow! You are really not human! The three of us have been here for a whole day, how long will you be alone? And you still have time to go out of the palace. Manage Longmen. The villain is really inferior!"

no?Wuming will also praise him?Xuanyuan thought he heard it wrong.

In fact, he did hear it wrong, because Leng Jie paused, and then said, "It's no wonder you don't have the energy to fight wits with those ministers, and you are always led by the nose. If you don't change this working status, I think you Before getting back the real power, before realizing revenge, he was buried alive by piles of memorials."

Xuanyuan didn't understand what he meant?Just smiling, squinting his phoenix eyes, staring at Wuming thoughtfully, waiting for his startling words.Every time Wuming showed such an expression, he seemed to have a well-thought-out plan, and he could express an amazing point of view every time.

Qingfeng, who was annotating the notes, also stopped, staring blankly at Wuming, as if waiting to see the surprise she brought them again.

Seeing that they were all looking at her expectantly, Leng Jie didn't want to play tricks on them, so she picked up a piece of paper from the case and handed it to the emperor, saying: "These are the conclusions and reforms of these memorials I have summed up. plan. You can use it as a reference."

Xuanyuan took the paper and looked at it, his eyes immediately widened as big as Tongling.sky!Is this a surprise?This is clearly frightening!Look at Wuming, then look at Qingfeng, and then look at the paper full of crooked big characters that look like dogs crawling.He couldn't believe that this person who could say the way of being a king and the strategy of governing the country casually couldn't even write words?

"Is this really what you wrote?" Confirmed in disbelief.

"Of course, haven't you been sitting here all the time? Have you seen others coming?" Leng Jie shrugged and replied, thinking, this emperor is just supercilious.

Seeing Xuanyuan's weird expression, Qingfeng asked suspiciously: "What's wrong? Is it written incorrectly?"

Xuanyuan didn't know how to answer Qingfeng, saying that he couldn't recognize the words written by his junior brother?Or it seems inappropriate to say that his junior brother wrote all typos.So, he passed the paper to Qingfeng.

After Qingfeng saw it, he was dumbfounded immediately, and asked in amazement: "Junior brother, what are you writing? Are you not literate? Why are you writing all typos?"

(End of this chapter)