Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 94 He Xiangu didn't want to pay the Jade Emperor, and the Eight Immortals came to beg for food

Just as He Xiangu entered the house, Lan Caihe, who lives next door, ran over: "He Xiangu, today is the day to pay the money, you know, why did you come back now?"

He Xiangu said: "There was an accident and time wasted, did the Jade Emperor say anything?"

Lan Cai said harmoniously: "The Jade Emperor didn't say anything. Before the Emperor Ziwei came to collect the money, I told him that you worked overtime today, and you should remember to hand over the money tomorrow, otherwise the Jade Emperor will have to curse again."

When He Xiangu heard this, she was extremely annoyed: "I don't have any money. If I had money, I would have come back long ago."

Lan Caihe asked strangely, "Why do you have no money? Didn't you save more than ten taels of silver?"

"Before, there were more than a dozen taels of silver, but I ate them all in one meal."

"A meal costs more than a dozen taels of silver. Last time the Jade Emperor took us to a big restaurant for dinner, it was only a tael of silver per table. Why do you eat so much money alone?"

"Egg fried rice."

"Egg Fried Rice?!"

"Oh no, it should be called Golden Fried Rice."

"My God, have you been cheated? You can eat as much as a dozen taels of silver for fried rice? Is it fried with gold?"

"It's true, and oh, I don't want to pay the Jade Emperor anymore, I want to save the money and eat golden fried rice again."

"what?!"

Lan Caihe couldn't believe his ears, being cheated once was not enough, do you want to be cheated a second time?
He Xiangu whispered in Lan Caihe's ear: "Lan Caihe, let me tell you, don't tell other people that the God of Cookery in the capital is really well-deserved. After eating his dishes, he can help the dead come back to life, and help the old people rejuvenate. It can also increase my cultivation. I have been stuck in the Xuanxian realm for decades, and after eating a meal of golden fried rice, I broke through immediately and became a Taiyi Golden Immortal."

"Are you joking?"

"Are you joking? Let me tell you what happened before. There was still a little golden fried rice left. I was going to save it for supper, but it ended up being eaten by the dying Empress Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty. She recovered immediately. And it's gotten a lot younger."

"Is it really so amazing? How much is it?"

"Ten taels of silver for a bowl, and a service fee of one tael of silver."

"What?! Ten taels of silver, isn't this a robbery?"

He Xiangu was dissatisfied: "Is this still called robbery?"

Lan Caihe quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I mean, this is a treasure that can be bought for a little silver. It's no different from buying something from a bandit and giving it away for free."

He Xiangu smiled: "That is to say, all I have to save is money, and then go eat again."

"Tell you, even if there is no special effect, the taste alone will definitely pay you ten taels of silver. You can't even imagine the delicious taste."

"Ah, I really want to eat what you said."

Lan Caihe was scratching like a cat's paw, and suddenly worried again: "Xianggu, but you have not paid Haotian, are you not afraid of his crime?"

He Xiangu frowned deeply: "I don't want to go on like this anymore, I am a true immortal who has attained the Tao, why do I have to hide my head and show my tail like this, and I have to be oppressed by the Jade Emperor, we backward gods are not on the list of gods Come on, even if we leave, the Jade Emperor will have nothing to do with us."

Lan Cai reconciled; "You said there is no problem, but Gouchen Emperor Lei Zhenzi, Ziwei Emperor Bo Yikao, and Jade Emperor's nephew Yang Jian, Santan Haihui Great God Nezha, Giant Spirit God, Taibai Jinxing and others, They are all on the list of gods, they are the Jade Emperor's loyalists, if we low-level gods dare to disobey the Jade Emperor's will, I am afraid we will die."

He Xiangu was very worried, and said to Lan Caihe: "If our morality is as strong as theirs, we won't be afraid of them."

The next morning, Lu Feng went out from home to the market to buy the ingredients needed for today's cooking.

"Master Lu, look, these are the freshest vegetables, picked early in the morning."

"Master Lu, please come and see my meat, this is the best tenderloin."

"Look at my sea fish, it's been chilled all the way, and it's been delivered non-stop in a carriage, and it's been less than a day."

As soon as Lu Feng arrived at the market, there were many hawkers selling their own dishes. Without others, Lu Feng's Chongtian Restaurant has a great reputation.

As long as it is a vegetable vendor selected by Lu Feng, they can proudly say that even the God of Cookery in the capital uses his family's vegetables, and then the people will flock to them, and the sales will skyrocket.

To others, Lu Feng is the God of Cookery, but to these vegetable vendors, Lu Feng is the God of Wealth, even if they don't need money, they want to sell him the best vegetables.

Of course, Lu Feng would pay the vegetable merchant whatever it cost.

Suddenly, Lu Feng found that the price of mountain products had increased a lot, and asked the peddler who sold mountain products, "Why have mountain products become so expensive?"

The peddler who sells mountain products said: "Master Lu, you don't know yet. Now there is a snake demon that eats people in Sheshan. Many hunters, people who gather medicine, and people who buy mountain products in the mountains have all been attacked by the snake monster." , now no one dares to go into the mountains to collect goods from the mountains, so wouldn’t it be priced up?”

"Oh, that monster is so courageous, isn't he afraid of being encircled and suppressed by the government and heaven?"

"That monster is very capable. The government sent people to arrest the snake demon, and hundreds of troops were beaten away. As for the Heavenly Court, the local people also went to ask the Black Wind King who is in charge of the monsters to do evil, and wanted him to uphold justice. But after all, people and immortals are far away, they burn incense and pray, and they don’t know if King Black Wind really heard it.”

"Although most monsters in this world are good, a small number of monsters are hard to change after all. Moreover, monsters are not like people. They are taught benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith from birth. How can they suddenly become monsters and gain mana? There is no revenge for revenge, there is grievance for revenge, and the old and new ones are settled together."

What the peddler said was very insightful, and Lu Feng couldn't do anything when he thought about it. It's like talking about a snake monster. Before it has been cultivated, the human world will definitely not tolerate it. Even in the mountains, it has to face snake catchers. danger.

Now that he has cultivated into a spirit and has demon power, it is indeed difficult to accept talking about the harmonious coexistence of humans and monsters.

However, everything can't be perfect, he managed to create a world where monsters can coexist, and no one is allowed to destroy this general trend.

For that snake spirit, if it wants to survive well, it must forget its hatred and make a compromise. If it commits crimes and eats people for a living, I must not tolerate it.

Lu Feng returned to Chongtian Restaurant, asked the monkey demon to wash the dishes, and was about to go to Sheshan himself. When he came to the door of the store, he saw a group of people walking towards them. They were of different shapes. , old, young, rich, expensive, poor, humble.

Lu Feng recognized them at a glance. These are the famous Eight Immortals. The one on crutches is Tieguai Li, the one carrying the jug is Han Zhongli, the old immortal is Zhang Guolao, and the cynical one is Lan Caihe, the only woman among them. He Xiangu, Lu Dongbin who is unrestrained and funny, Han Xiangzi who is elegant and gentle, and Uncle Cao who is well-dressed.

"Boss, we are polite."

The eight people clasped their hands together and saluted.

Lu Feng said: "It hasn't opened yet."

Lan Caihe said with a smile: "We know it hasn't opened yet, so we came here to visit. I heard that the store is called the God of Cookery in the capital, and the dishes they cook are the world's most delicious, so we came here to taste."

Lu Feng actually doesn't like the Eight Immortals, just like Lan Caihe, who can say it is so reasonable when he comes to beg for food.

Also, Lu Feng felt uncomfortable after reading some stories about the Eight Immortals in his previous life.

For example, Zhang Guolao stole the thousand-year-old fleece-flower root from pangolins, and made a big deal out of pangolins.

There is also the so-called Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their supernatural powers, but they are actually just swearing, and they have nothing to do with the Dragon King, so as to show their abilities.

Lu Feng said lightly, "Where are your meal tickets?"

Lan Cai said condescendingly: "No tickets, we are here uninvited, specially to praise Boss Lu."

Lu Feng shouted to the six-eared macaque working in the kitchen: "Someone is here to make trouble, dare them go."

Although Lu Feng didn't know that this monkey spirit was a six-eared macaque, but his cultivation level couldn't hide it from Lu Feng.

During the Westward Journey, the six-eared macaque could fight Sun Wukong equally, and naturally he could deal with the Eight Immortals.

As soon as he heard the boss' call, he walked out aggressively and shouted: "Who dares to act wild here!"

(End of this chapter)