Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 93 Empress Wu Zetian quelled the rebellion
Wu Zetian hugged He Xiangu: "Wait a minute, my old friend, we will meet again as an old friend, and I will sleep with you in the same bed. We will talk at night while holding candles. You don't want to leave me without saying a word."

He Xiangu was so entangled that she couldn't help it, and she didn't really want to go back to see Haotian, so she reluctantly agreed.

Wu Zetian helped He Xiangu to sit by the bed, and asked her: "Xianggu, where have you practiced since you left the Tang Dynasty for nearly a hundred years? Is it in the Tiangong? Is the Ruyi fairy as young and handsome as the one in the portrait? He has Didn't you tell me anything?"

How dare He Xiangu tell Wu Zetian that she is not the orthodox Heavenly Court, but the remnant of the former Heavenly Court in exile.

"Your Majesty, Pindao is just a casual cultivator, and has not been officially ranked in the immortal class yet."

"Oh, it's no wonder I haven't seen Xiangu among all the immortals in the heaven. Xiangu, did you cook this fried rice yourself? The craftsmanship is really great. I don't know if I'm lucky enough to eat your cooking again what?"

He Xiangu said: "Your Majesty, to be honest, isn't this fried rice made by poor Taoists?"

"Who else can you have?"

He Xiangu explained: "I bought this meal from a restaurant called Chongtian Restaurant in Chang'an City."

Wu Zetian felt unbelievable: "This meal is called the most precious treasure in the world, and it is actually sold in restaurants? How much does it cost per bowl?"

He Xiangu said: "A bowl of ten taels of silver."

"Haha, it's only ten taels. It's cheap. It's too cheap. I'll ask someone to buy ten bowls right away. Let's eat our fill."

He Xiangu said: "Your Majesty, the owner of the restaurant has many rules. If you want to eat, you need to make an appointment. Now the appointment is scheduled for three months, and each customer can only order one dish. It is impossible for him to cook ten bowls. .”

Wu Zetian said angrily: "Even I can't do it? If he dares to disagree, I will demolish his shop!"

He Xiangu said urgently: "Your Majesty, don't dare to be rude. Since the owner of the restaurant can cook this kind of food, he must be a great immortal who hides in the market and has achieved success in cultivation. If you offend him, the consequences may be disastrous."

"So that's the case. What you said makes sense. Those who can make this kind of food must not be ordinary gods, so we can't offend them."

Wu Zetian turned to look at Shangguan Wan'er, and asked her, "Do you know Chongtian Restaurant?"

Shangguan Wan'er nodded and replied: "Chenqie has heard that it is a restaurant that has become popular in the past two months. It is rumored that customers who have eaten the dishes of that restaurant call Chef Lu the God of Cookery. But I always thought it was The folks spread rumors, so they have never been there.”

Wu Zetian ordered: "Reserve a seat for me as soon as possible, and I want to taste the craftsmanship of the God of Cookery in person."

Shangguan Wan'er was also overjoyed, she thought this meal was rare, but she didn't expect it to be bought by the people, so she also had the opportunity to eat the food of the God of Cookery again, rejuvenating the new year?
"Yes!"

Shangguan Wan'er ran out in a hurry, but not long after, she ran back at a faster speed with a flustered expression on her face.

"Your Majesty, something is wrong!"

Wu Zetian said angrily: "They are both over a hundred years old, why are you panicking!"

Shangguan Wan'er said anxiously: "Your Majesty, Prime Ministers Zhang Jianzhi, Cui Xuanwei and ministers Jing Hui, Yan Yanfan, Yuan Shuji, etc., colluded with Li Duozuo, the commander of the Imperial Army, and falsely claimed that Er Zhang was in rebellion, so they launched a mutiny and led more than [-] members of the Imperial Army. Rushing into the palace, they have killed two Zhangs now, and they will soon surround your bedroom and force you to abdicate!"

"What! How dare they be so bold!"

Wu Zetian was furious, and soon, the hurried footsteps and the sound of shouting and killing reached Wu Zetian's ears.

Wu Zetian ordered to open the gate of the palace, put on a dragon robe, and strode out.

Prime Minister Zhang Jianzhi, Cui Xuanwei and ministers Jing Hui, Yan Yanfan, Yuan Shuji, etc. all went outside Wu Zetian's bedroom and shouted: "Your Majesty, please abdicate and pass on the Li family."

"We absolutely agree that someone with a foreign surname other than Li's should be the emperor!"

"Get rid of treacherous ministers! Kill Shangguan Wan'er, the Qing emperor's side!"

The ministers and soldiers made a loud noise and were about to rush in, but at this time Wu Zetian ordered the guards in the palace to open the door, and the man in the dragon robe strode out.

Shout coldly: "Who dares to oppose me!"

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"

For a moment, all the people present were stunned. Since 30 years ago, Wu Zetian has gradually become old.

In the end, who would have thought that Emperor Wu of the Great Zhou would return to his youth, from a 120-year-old old man to a 50-[-]-year-old aunt who still has charm, and her momentum is astonishing, just like her peak period.

At the moment Li Duozuo, the commander of the imperial army, knelt on the ground with weak legs: "This humble minister deserves death!"

Following Li Duozuo's kneeling and begging for mercy, all the soldiers and ministers present knelt down, trembling with fright, waiting for Emperor Wu's punishment, without even a trace of resistance.

Wu Zetian said angrily: "You rebellious ministers and thieves dare to commit rebellion, you should all be punished by the Nine Clans!"

All the ministers begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. We heard that Er Zhang was plotting a rebellion, so we entered the palace to escort him."

"You still dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense, didn't you force me to abdicate before? Come here, take them all for me."

He Xiangu came out and persuaded her kindly: "Your Majesty, if you want to take down all the ministers, punish the nine clans, and set off a big prison case, you must be involved in a wide range of cases. These people also see that your majesty is about to pass away, so they are eager to support Li. The descendants of your family. Now that you are in the prime of your age, how dare they have another heart and spare their lives."

Wu Zetian was still angry: "If I hadn't met Xiangu today, I would have been killed by these rebellious officials and thieves, how could I easily bypass it?"

He Xiangu said again: "Think twice, Your Majesty, if a big case is raised, tens of thousands of people will be killed, which is not good for the country or the people, and the Ruyi Immortal in the sky is the most kind. But..."

Wu Zetian shuddered: "Fortunately, I was reminded by Xiangu, otherwise I would have made a big mistake. At the beginning of the discussion with Xiangu, Xiangu once said that supporting a person with a foreign surname of Li as the emperor is a policy for disrupting the country. I will definitely remember it in my heart."

"After the widow dies, the throne must be passed on to the Li family, and the name of the country will be changed to Tang."

He Xiangu smiled and said: "Your Majesty accepts advice like a stream, he really belongs to a generation of wise emperors, and I admire him."

Wu Zetian said so, but she didn't think so in her heart. Since she didn't have to die, how could she pass the throne to the descendants of the Wu family? Was she unhappy being the emperor herself?
As long as you can eat the food of the God of Cookery, it is not a problem to live hundreds of years. Who will remember Li Tang Jiangshan by then?
At that time, Wu Zhou's country must be as stable as a rock, unshakable, and no one will clamor for restoration.

Wu Zetian looked at the kneeling ministers and said, "Death crimes are inevitable, but living crimes are inevitable. All ministers and soldiers who committed rebellion will be put in prison and await their punishment."

It was just a small-scale rebellion, which quickly disappeared under Wu Zetian's leniency.

He Xiangu also realized that she violated the will of God Haotian and participated in the internal affairs of the mortal world, which aroused a lot of attention, so she immediately left the palace and returned to her residence.

All the members of the Fuhui lived in a mansion, of which the Jade Emperor was the master, and Lei Zhenzi and Bo Yikao were the head of martial arts and the housekeeper respectively.

As for Yang Jian, Nezha, Taibai Jinxing, Giant Spirit God, Eight Immortals, Ten Spirit Officers, Four Values ​​Gong Cao, etc., if they don't find a job, they are servants in the house.

If you have a serious job and can earn money, you just need to make offerings to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor will also decide how good or bad he will treat you based on the salary you hand in.

To put it simply: if I give too much, I don’t think too much, if I don’t give too much, I’m not happy, if I don’t give, I will scold my mother!

Today is the day to pay the money to the Jade Emperor, but He Xiangu stayed in the palace for a long time today, and it was dark when she came back, so she missed the time to pay the money.

(End of this chapter)