Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 95 The Eight Immortals Want to Eat Lamb, but They Can Only Eat the Head
The Eight Immortals were startled, what an arrogant monkey spirit, if they didn't know it, they thought he was the Monkey King Monkey King.

Lan Caihe yelled: "Don't open your mouth to scold those who apologize, and don't stretch out your hands to hit people with smiling faces. Boss, what you did is wrong."

"Hmph, you are sophistry. First of all, you want to eat here without a meal card, which breaks my rules. What's even worse is that you don't even have money. Do you think you can eat Bawang's meal with a smiling face? In this world Do you want to be fair?"

Lan Caihe explained: "Boss Lu, why don't you be angry now? We brothers have no money now, but we can use other methods to repay you. For example, if a gangster comes to you to make trouble and collect protection money, you can Ask our brothers to help settle it, if you encounter other troubles, call us at any time, we will definitely be there on call."

"Just think of it as making friends. When you are away from home, you can't live without friends. Do you think it makes sense?"

"There's a fart reason!"

Lu Feng said coldly: "I hear what you mean, as if you are here to collect protection money, if I don't cook for you, will I tear down my shop?"

"Where."

Although Lan Caihe thought so in his heart, how could he admit it and play a rogue: "Boss Lu, look at what you said, you really wronged a good person. We can help Boss Lu clean up, and the meal we are invited to eat Think of it as a cleaning fee."

"If you really don't agree, then I'll be here every day to disgust you and have no peace, and see how you do business."

Speaking of which, Lan Caihe took out an allegro and sang directly: "It's cold and cold, dogs are worried, pigs are also worried, dogs can't change their worries because they eat shit, pigs can't worry about that stinky ditch... ..."

Lu Feng was so entangled that he was speechless. He belonged to a private visit in a micro-service, and he was aware of the people's sentiments. If he showed his strength, it was not his original intention to arrest them.

Moreover, this is a beggar's method of playing tricks, and it is not good to use too strong methods.

People say that the king of Hades is easy to see, and the little devil is difficult to deal with. If you don't give something to these rascals, you will only make yourself uncomfortable.

Singing the allegro is still light, and generally those who do evil, pour a big pot of dung on the gate at night, that is really enough to bear.

Lu Feng had encountered this kind of person when he first opened the store before, and the government couldn't control it. It was only when Lu Feng found the local gang leader and threatened him with divine power that he was able to stay clean for two months.

Unexpectedly, the beggars stopped coming now, but the Eight Immortals came.

Lu Feng said coldly: "They say that Lan Caihe is a beggar, a street gangster, today I have seen it."

"Since you want to eat what I make so much, then go to Sheshan to deal with a harmful snake spirit. If you can't afford it, treat it as killing harm for the people."

In fact, except for Lan Caihe, the rest of the Eight Immortals were ashamed to use this method.

Compared with playing rogue like this, it is more in line with their values ​​to fight against snake demons, and it is what they want to do to eliminate harm for the people.

He Xiangu nodded and said, "It's rare that the boss has such a heart to love the people. We will definitely do our best to get rid of the snake demon."

Lan Caihe was still a little worried, so he walked up to He Xiangu and whispered in He Xiangu's ear, "He Xiangu, exterminating the snake demon will easily expose your identity."

He Xiangu said: "I can't control that much anymore, we are doing good deeds, even if it is exposed, Immortal Ruyi will not embarrass us."

Lan Caihe asked: "Immortal Ruyi is not in trouble, what about the Jade Emperor?"

He Xiangu said: "As long as one of us can reach the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian, we don't have to be afraid of the Jade Emperor. At that time, we will be free and be a casual cultivator for the benefit of the world."

"Then... that's fine."

When the group walked out of Chongtian Restaurant, Zhang Guolao doubted: "He Xiangu, are the dishes in Chongtian Restaurant really that delicious, and can you improve your skills?"

"Let's not bother thinking about it. In the end, we lose our wife and lose our army."

He Xiangu said: "I tried it myself. It must be useful. Besides, there are eight hundred people who have eaten Boss Lu's food. Every body has produced miraculous effects. It must be true."

Lu Dongbin looked surprised: "I think Boss Lu is just an ordinary person. Why is his cooking so good? It is said that eating a ginseng fruit can live for 7000 years, and ordinary people can live 360 ​​years after smelling it. Is this Boss Lu a ginseng fruit?"

Lan Caihe spoke on the side: "It doesn't have to be ginseng fruit, flat peach, fairy apricot, Huangzhong plum, Wannian Polygonum multiflorum, etc. It's all possible."

Zhang Guolao said with a smile: "I want to stew Boss Lu for what I said."

He Xiangu said: "Don't talk nonsense, the so-called one person can ascend to heaven, maybe he is a great immortal with great cultivation. So the dishes he cooks naturally include the magical way, but he is a low-key person, so he opened a shop here under his name Be careful what you say, but don't really anger people, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

Lu Dongbin nodded solemnly: "It makes sense. If it is a fairy fruit that has become a spirit, how can it be our turn to enjoy it? The six-eared macaque in the Taiyi Jin fairyland has already eaten it. How could it be so honest in the store?" Miscellaneous."

"Since the shop owner has agreed, we will treat us to a meal except for the monster. That's enough. Don't ask for more, or you will only bring disaster upon yourself!"

The Eight Immortals didn't speak after hearing this, and went straight to Sheshan.

After arriving at Sheshan, Zhang Guolao used the fishing drum to divination and calculated the location of the cave of the snake demon.

Han Zhongli used a plantain fan to fan the fire, the evil, and the wind to force the snake demon out.

This is just a snake monster that has not yet turned into a human form. Although it is huge, tens of feet long, its waist is several times thicker than a bucket, and its eyes are wide open like a lantern, it is just a low-level wild monster after all. , apart from being stronger, he has no other skills.

Lu Dongbin sacrificed his Chunyang sword and beheaded the snake demon with one sword. Afterwards, the Eight Immortals picked up the snake demon's body, threw it outside Chang'an City, and fled away.

The news that the snake demon was killed by the immortal quickly spread throughout Chang'an City.

And at this time, it was less than half an hour since the Eight Immortals left Lu Feng's shop to kill the snake demon and bring the body back.

Lan Cai and excitedly ran into the store: "Boss, we have fulfilled all your requirements. The corpse of the snake demon is just outside the city. Many people will look at it now."

"Oh."

Lu Feng responded lightly.

Lan Caihe moved his nose: "Boss, what are you cooking, it smells so good."

Lu Feng ignored him, and told the six-eared macaque: "Take out the sheep's head and give them to eat, tell them to go away after eating."

Lan Caihe was not happy: "Boss, don't you have mutton, why do you let us brothers eat mutton heads?"

Lu Feng said lightly: "The mutton is sold to customers, you can only eat the head of the mutton."

Lan Caihe said angrily, "I want to eat mutton."

"Mutton hot pot costs 100 taels of silver, can you afford it?"

Lan Caihe said stubbornly: "I only have eight copper coins, but we killed the snake demon. It's fine if you don't invite us to a banquet, but it's not too much to invite us to a mutton hot pot. I want to eat mutton."

"There's only sheep's head. If you like to eat it or not, you can leave if you don't eat it."

The six-eared macaque stood up at the right time, "You little golden fairies, it's good to eat some, do you still want to eat the overlord's meal? If you kill a little snake spirit who is not popular, you will think that you are a character. Come on, come on, come on." Compete with my six-eared macaque."

(End of this chapter)