Mantra

Chapter 80

Following Duan Tianshi's words, all of us looked into that mirror.

And the mirror that was originally intact in Duan Tianshi's hand, after shining on the face of the old squad leader... unexpectedly broke!
In the shattered mirror, I reflected many sad faces.And I stared at the many images, and couldn't help recalling the situation just now.

I don't know why the mirror was broken, but according to my memory and judgment, it was probably caused by Gui Yuxiu's excessive movements when he snatched the mirror from me and accidentally touched the coffin board.Or maybe it was caused by too much force when I kicked Tianshi's butt off, and he flew out by himself.

But in short, the mirror is broken. In my opinion, this is just a very common accident. In the chaos just now, it is not difficult to understand.

But this matter, according to the Duan Tianshi, is completely different.

At this time, Duan Tianshi looked at the mirror, as if he saw a life-saving straw, he insisted that this mirror was smashed to death by my old squad leader after he became a ghost.

In case we didn't believe it, he further explained that the reason for this is that the daughter-in-law the Zhao family married to my old squad leader was not beautiful enough, and they didn't spend enough money, which caused my squad leader to feel dissatisfied and turned into an extremely terrifying evil spirit. ghost!Come to kill everyone.

Why!Liars in this world are all the same, thousands of words, but one word of money is inseparable!

Hearing his nonsense, Zhao Hong and I felt blue veins erupt, wishing to dismantle all the skeletons of his body.

Unfortunately, we must not be from the Zhao family!And this bastard's words are not for us to hear, as long as Zhao Haikun and my sister-in-law Gui Yuxiu believe... Even if we stop it, we can't stop it.

It has to be said that in terms of choosing a partner for him, he can be regarded as a guy with a bit of "knowledge".

Under Duan Tianshi's mouthful train, my sister-in-law Gui Yuxiu soon "lyed on the rails".In the end, with a "gudong" sound, he knelt down to the skinny fairy, and took out another 1000 yuan to honor him.

"Heavenly Master! You must subdue the evil second child! You must never let him harm our Zhao family..."

While weeping, Gui Yuxiu shook her fat chin and kowtowed to the liar again and again. His appearance made me sigh in my heart.

Superstition kills people!

During Yuxiu's sister-in-law's kneeling to save her life, Duan Tianshi quickly regained his confidence, and this guy glared at me again, then took Gui Yuxiu's money away, and then helped her up with a smile.

After the two stood still, Duan Tianshi smiled and said to my sister-in-law and uncle: "It's the so-called 'take people's money and eliminate disasters with others', don't worry! I still have the treasure of Zhenshan that I haven't used yet! When I do it, I promise to make that Zhao Haipeng disappear!"

Duan Tianshi was talking, and ran down the mourning hall again, and began to chant the mantra while we watched silently.

"Bu Gang fights against three ones, two tigers and two chickens! Zi Chou Yinmao gave birth to a monkey, one chicken and one monkey until the white head..."

The song here is changed to the matchmaker style again.

In the crazy performance of Duan Tianshi and Gui Yuxiu's crazy prostration, I suddenly had an urge to tear down the table!

Such a serious funeral of my old squad leader...how did it turn into such a nonsense scene?It's so maddening.

In order not to let myself collapse, I had no choice but to turn around and take a look at Xian Hongye who was closest to me.

I said helplessly: "Let's go! I don't want to watch it anymore, I'm tired."

But Hongye shook her head, walked over with a solemn face, and whispered to me: "You are waiting... this Duan Tianshi has a big problem!"

I smiled wryly, completely speechless.

There must be a big problem with such a big charlatan!If it wasn't for the road leading to Shirengu that was blocked due to the landslide, I really wanted to report it directly and let the police arrest him.

However, since Hongye has said something, it is hard for me to refute it.Since she doesn't want to leave, I definitely don't feel at ease leaving her here alone.

In desperation, I had no choice but to hold back my temper and continue to watch this clumsy "performance" that bothered me.

Sure enough, just like the previous routines, after chanting a series of incantations, the Duan Tianshi got under his incense table without any new ideas, and fiddled with it for a long time.

When Duan Tianshi got out from under the table, he also slipped out the big white feather rooster that he had brought with him at the beginning, and at the same time, he still had a bright pair of scissors in his hand.

I looked at the knife and the swaying cock, and immediately realized that this guy was going to take the blood of the cock!

This trick can really ward off evil spirits. My old squad leader also used this method to deal with "egg-eating fingers".But the key question is. Is it too cruel?I looked at the bald-tailed rooster in his hand, and felt a kind of heartfelt misfortune for it.

Why!Who did this chicken offend? First it plucked its feathers, but now it has to bleed in front of so many of us, I can't bear to look straight at it!

At this time, Duan Tianshi was much more excited than the rooster. Holding the rooster in both hands, he boasted without exception: "My rooster is a big red-crowned and white-tailed rooster that has been raised for ten years. Arsenic! It is the most yang treasure in the world, relying on it, I will definitely be able to subdue this ghost Zhao Haipeng."

While speaking, the Duan Tianshi suddenly pinched his own scissors on the rooster's neck!
Then, a scene that shocked me happened.

The rooster didn't even make a sound, and it was decapitated in an instant.Blood splashed out from the chicken head and cavity in an instant, and my face turned pale when I saw it.

The scene was so bloody that no one could bear to look directly at it. Xian Hongye even grabbed my arm and blocked his eyes with my back, not daring to take another look.

But different from our astonishment, there was a look of excitement on the face of Duan Tianshi.

Afterwards, he proudly waved away the rooster's body, and tightly holding the bloody head of the rooster with his right hand, he walked towards the mourning hall of my old squad leader again.

At this time, I was really a little afraid of this guy.

The skinny Duan Tianshi was quite different from his previous funny appearance at this time, his whole body was stained with blood, and the rooster head in his left hand was even more bloody.The scissors in the right hand glowed chillingly in the midday sun.

On this blood-splattered field, I admit that I am not as ruthless as him.At least when it comes to killing chickens, I'm not as quick as he is.

Because of this, facing Duan Tianshi, whose eyes were reddened this time, I was very honest.This time, people have really paid for it. I am being dishonest. It seems that I am going to fight me desperately with scissors!
While talking, Duan Tianshi climbed onto the coffin of the old squad leader for the third time, then he snorted at me, pointed his nose and scolded me: "I gave you a chance to show off, but you still call me a liar! Then I will Let you see and see, the means of this celestial master!"

As Duan Tianshi was speaking, he wiped the scissors stained with rooster blood on his trouser legs, then stretched out his hand, and dripped all the blood from that rooster head... onto his own scissors.

During the process, Duan Tianshi blushed, looked at the face of my old squad leader and said, "You forced me! If you don't poke you a few times today, you will become a murderer in the future..."

After hearing his words, my face immediately became stiff.

poke dead? !I heard that right!

"What are you going to do?" I took a step back, and suddenly confirmed in my heart: "You don't really want to... poke the corpse, do you?"

Facing my questioning, Duan Tianshi shamelessly admitted: "Exactly! I want to stab Zhao Haipeng in the neck and shoulder, and kill the Sanhua on top of him, so that this ghost will never stand up again! But..."

His words made me furious again!It's my bottom line to pour blood on the old squad leader, but I didn't expect this guy to be even worse, and I'm going to poke the corpse right away!

There is no law!
I yelled: "'But' you uncle! You are a fucking ghost! Your whole family is ghosts!"

To poke the dead man's throat and shoulder, he can't figure it out, it's tragic enough for my old squad leader to commit suicide, how can he destroy the corpse?

And don't think I can't hear what he's saying!This guy didn't even dare to use a mirror to look at the coffin just now, how dare he directly stab someone to death with scissors this time?I am determined to find someone else to be a "replacement ghost" after "but" is over for a while!

Let others serve him as a "knife" and cheat money by psychological warfare!I feel sick just thinking about it.

I have now seen the true face of Duan Tianshi. It is exactly the same as what Xian Hongye said. He has serious problems. He is a complete liar, hooligan, pervert, timid and fearful!

Just such a coward, I don't want to bear it any longer, and my heart, which was already a little tired, was completely irritated again.

Tolerable or unbearable!
I don't care how the Zhao family treats him, I can't help but "deal with" him now!
Just when Duan Tianshi was reprimanded by me, and he was slightly taken aback, I came directly to make a surprise attack!

I punched out with one move!Fly a kick!Kicked directly to Duan Liar's chest.

This kick was too sudden, and Duan Tianshi is really not good. Although he has skill with his fingers, his ability to resist blows is really poor. With his bone frame, he is probably only a little heavier than a kite.

Immediately after my kick, I kicked him out of the mourning hall of the old squad leader, crawled on the ground again, and rolled three or four meters away. He was so disheveled that he couldn't get up for a long time.

My actions made everyone completely stupid, not because I was violent, but because this liar was unexpectedly irresistible!

Filled with righteous indignation, I said to everyone word by word: "The old squad leader's business! It's my Tian Buer's business! From now on! Until the squad leader's first seven! I, Tian Buer, will wear hemp and mourning for the old squad leader! Throw the bowl to the end! If anyone dares to do something reckless! Don't blame me for being rude!"

Gui Yuxiu looked at my crazy behavior and was completely dumbfounded. It took him and Zhao Haikun a long time to react, and the two of them pointed at me tremblingly and said, "You want to be a dutiful son for the second..."? "

I firmly said: "It's decided! The old squad leader is my master, and the squad leader is only my apprentice! There is nothing wrong with me being a dutiful son! If he turns into a ghost later, I will carry it! With me, I will see who dares Move his old man."

My words left everyone dumbfounded.

They don't seem to understand, why should I be a filial son for a person who has no blood relationship?
(End of this chapter)