Mantra

Chapter 79

Duan Tianshi raised his hand high above his head, and then exerted all his strength, five skinny fingers quickly poked towards a round table beside him!
Under his clever offensive, I only heard a crisp "click"!Immediately afterwards, the half-inch thick wooden table was completely penetrated by his five fingers.

Now, it's me who slaps me in the face.

The dining table used by the country people is the cheapest wood chip compressed board, and the density is not high.But the key problem is that it is half an inch thick!Even if you smash it down with a hammer, you won't be able to penetrate it even with a single hammer.

Did his five fingers pierce all at once? !

I have never heard of this "kungfu". Although it is not as sharp as the legend, it is still amazing.I asked myself that even Wang Hou, who was born as a scout, couldn't do it.

For a moment, Zhao Hong and Ah Si who were present were just like me, staring at each other, completely dumbfounded.

As for the Zhao family couple, they were even more admirable, flattering all the time, praising the good skills of Duan Tianshi, the invincible six-meridian sword, and the unification of the world for thousands of generations...

The situation on the scene was suddenly reversed.

Facing my slap in the face, Duan Tianshi, the charlatan, quickly got on his face, his madness has reached the extreme.

Duan Tianshi yelled at me: "Boy! Isn't your wishbone very hard? This time I saw your Taoist skills! Are you convinced? If you are not convinced, come here!"

If he asked this, it would be like not asking!Facing all this... I am definitely not convinced.

But what's the use of being unconvinced?I can't poke a few holes in the table.You can't take my saber and perform a "picking cucumber lantern" for him, right?

However, when I was extremely embarrassed and unable to get off the stage, Xian Hongye suddenly appeared.And her appearance quickly resolved my crisis.

Just when I couldn't move around, I suddenly heard Xian Hongye's voice behind me.

She actually said to the swindler: "Duan Tianshi is very capable! We are very convinced! You see that we are newcomers and don't know the rules, so please forgive us!"

The appearance of Xian Hongye somewhat surprised me, but the next performance of Duan Tianshi surprised me even more.

After Duan Tianshi saw Hongye, he was no different from seeing a fishy cat.

At that time, he said politely: "The girl is right! I'm sure that this guy is not a man with a small belly, so I will treat him as a fart! Let him go! Oh... I don't know if the girl is married? I will tell you later." Look at your palmistry! Pindao is also good at foot massage, and has made a lot of achievements in breast enlargement..."

Faced with Duan Tianshi's unscrupulous teasing, Hongye showed extraordinarily cleverness. She changed the subject, pointed to the coffin of my old squad leader and said, "Tianshi don't do this, it's unlucky to say these things in front of the mourning hall." Ah! Let's get down to business first, shall we?"

This sentence is no different from a slap in the face.

After hearing what Xian Hongye said, that bastard Duan Tianshi finally realized that he had lost his composure. He smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his skinny arms, tidied up his seven-star vest, waved like a ladybug, and greeted us Everyone said: "I'm sitting on the altar to cast spells! If you don't want to see it, quickly avoid it. I will not be responsible for being injured by the old man's sword energy for a while."

While speaking, he still had a lot of meaning, and kept drifting his eyes to the direction of Xian Hongye.

With that said, the drunken man doesn't mean to drink!

Facing Duan Tianshi's provocation, I sneered and took the initiative to block Hong with my body.At the same time, I secretly made up my mind that if he dares to take advantage of a woman while pretending to be a ghost, I will cut him to death with a throwing knife first!
Duan Tianshi looked at me standing between him and Hongye, he was taken aback for a moment, then he gave me an annoyed look, and then started his clumsy performance like ghost drawing.

Duan Tianshi closed his eyes slightly at first, then pinched the mantra and recited the spell, then picked up the mahogany sword on the incense table, and started his dazzling ceremony.

His ceremonies are very complicated, and I can't understand them. I only saw him waving a mahogany sword in his hand, running around between the incense tables, sometimes beating gongs, sometimes drawing talismans, and sometimes from the incense sticks he brought. Pluck a few feathers from the big white chicken and throw it into the water bowl.

During the whole process, he kept chanting something, "Bu Gang stepped on the seven stars and stepped on the seven stars, Gan Gen reunited and separated from the three ones. On the second day of the first lunar month, on June [-]th, the old dragon nine transforms into Yuan Yi, and the four directions and five elements return to the dust."

I watched his toad-like pace, chanting mantras every now and then, I really don't know what he's going to do, is he going to buy seven-star lottery?Anyway, I'm pretty bored.

While bored, I turned around and asked Hongye, "Why did you come out?"

Hongye replied as if nothing had happened, "I heard it's quite lively up there, so I'll come over and have a look."

I reminded her with some displeasure: "But the king yelled at him"

"Old Tian!" Hong Ye suddenly interrupted me, she gave me a light look, pointed at the Wang Bajing-like Duan Tianshi, and suddenly reminded me: "I think there is something wrong with this person."

Hearing what he said, I immediately asked, "What's the problem?"

But Hongye shook her head at me and said, "I can't say a word or two, just pay attention to him. Watch it."

I nodded, then turned around and watched this guy's every move more carefully.

In fact, to be honest, what he did, I feel is a kind of irony to the old squad leader, and even more an insult.

Because the squad leader never believed in ghosts and gods during his lifetime.

Indeed, the old squad leader knows a lot, and has had many bizarre experiences, but his environment and education have always told him that this world is materialistic, even if he encounters poison, Gu, or even I eat it The mermaid, and other unknown things, the old squad leader also thinks that it is caused by resentment, or other things that modern science cannot prove.

In short, not ghosts and gods.

At most, the old squad leader would only say that those harmful things are "yin and evil", and definitely would not call them gods and ghosts.

My old squad leader is such a combination of contradictions. He doesn't believe in evil, but he often encounters evil, and even himself dies very evil.

The irony is that after the death of the old squad leader who had never believed in evil all his life, he was treated as a ghost.The family he protects day and night is also guarding against him and fearing him.

Why!It's hard to be a human, but even harder to be a ghost.

After holding back for a long time, the ghost drawing talisman of Duan Tianshi was finally finished. After coughing together, he said to all of us: "The ritual is necessary, and I will recite the 'coffin-closing curse' soon. Who of you wants to be the last to watch?" On the side of the dead, hurry up!"

A desolation flashed through my heart, and I suddenly realized, is it finally time to see each other for the last time?
I haven't seen each other for three years. Looking back, Yin and Yang have been separated forever. This "person" has changed too fast.

In the midst of sighing and sighing, I suddenly looked at others, and suddenly found that everyone's faces became serious, even Ah Si and Xian Hongye, who had never seen the old squad leader's face, could not help but feel sad.

Everyone knows that death is the greatest thing.

Almost at the same time, we all slowly stood up in the open-air mourning hall, under the flag of Bai Fan Calling for the Soul, and stood around the coffin of the old squad leader who was about to close the coffin.

Inside the coffin, the old squad leader was wrapped in a poor-quality blue shroud. His body was already stiff, and the parts above his neck were wrapped in white linen. In his hands, he held a pair of chopsticks and a large pancake.

In addition, there was a black pottery bowl placed flat on the head of the old squad leader.

I looked at the black bowl on the old squad leader Yintang, and couldn't help but feel respectful.At the same time, he raised his head and said gratefully to Zhao Haikun: "Is it the rule of our 'Wu Zang Temple', 'the bowl covers the sky'?"

Zhao Haikun nodded, and told me with a little appreciation: "It's 'the bowl covers the sky', the burial rule in our Wu Zang Temple, a bowl on the head of the deceased is to tell the errand that the person to be buried is a cook. The underworld can also be regarded as a craftsman, it is easy to find a job, and you will not be bullied by evil spirits, and you will not suffer in the realm of hungry ghosts. This can also be regarded as the unique protection of the five internal organs temple."

I nodded, fully understanding.

After all, the Temple of the Five Viscera is not a very honorable business, and we don't have any valuable treasures or spells to exorcise evil spirits.All we can do is to put a black bowl on the head of the deceased, and use this small method called bowl to cover the sky to save him from suffering in one of the six realms of samsara.

Other than that, we can't do anything. After all, we are just cooks in the back kitchen, and we never play roles on the table.

At this time, Duan Tianshi took down the black bowl on top of my old squad leader's head, and very rudely took the gauze off the old squad leader's face.

Immediately, the appearance of the old squad leader finally caught my eyes.

Although I was prepared in my heart, I still felt a "click" sound!
Accompanied by that heartbeat, there is also sadness from the bottom of my heart.

On the old squad leader's scorched face, there was no life at all, his brows were tightly furrowed, his tongue sticking out slightly, and under his neck, there was a deep strangle mark running through the left and right, showing the way of his death and the suffering at that time.

I looked at the way the old squad leader frowned, and couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of my heart:

Monitor!What happened to you that you had to resort to suicide to escape everything? !Why not wait for us?This is not your style at all!This shouldn't be your fate at all!

While lamenting, my eyes became moist involuntarily.

I only watched it for a while, and couldn't bear to watch it any longer. After shaking a few times, I took a few steps back, rushed to the Heavenly Master and waved, telling him to finish the last ceremony quickly.

Build the coffin!Chanting the "curse of closing the coffin" may be a comfort to us all.

Duan Tianshi nodded with a serious face, then took out a willow stick from the waistband of his trousers, found some water on the incense table, and opened his mouth to mutter in a decent manner.

He wiped my old squad leader's body from bottom to top with clean water dipped in wicker, while muttering: "Grandpa Land will open his feet, and he will still walk around in the next life! The three corpses, insects and gods are happy, regardless of spirits and ghosts! Stove King The heavens open their mouths, and the shadows enjoy the fragrance of incense candles! The mountain gods come to open their noses, so don’t panic in the future! Patriarch Sanqing opened his eyes"

Duan Tianshi, suddenly cut off.

Just when Duan Tianshi was halfway through chanting the incantation, he suddenly stopped.He stammered, but he didn't say anything about what happened after Patriarch Sanqing opened his eyes.

Seeing his more solemn expression, I couldn't help but tugged at him and said, "What's the matter? Keep talking!"

Duan Tianshi's mouth was still trembling, and after a long time, he turned around, pointed at the coffin of the old squad leader and said, "This Zhao Haipeng is going to become a ghost!"

His words sent chills down the spine of everyone.

(End of this chapter)