Mantra

Chapter 78

I don't know who Zhao Haikun wants to meet, but I understand that this person must be very important, and he should be closely related to the Zhao family's affairs.

And I feel that when we met Zhao Haikun for the first time, the real purpose of him sitting at the door of his house, looking forward to it, was to wait for this person to appear...

So, with curiosity about the visitor and sorrow for the old monitor, I asked Zhao Haikun, "Who wants to come?"

When Zhao Haikun heard my question, he turned around again, and said with embarrassment: "A mortician, here to build the coffin for the second child."

"Covering the coffin?" I was surprised.Do you need help from others to build the coffin?Isn't it enough to have parents and children?
But just when I wanted to continue to ask the reason, the woman who looked like a man, Gui Yuxiu, suddenly shouted at me impatiently: "Why are you a foreigner mother-in-law! Let's cool off in this room first! "

I... am an outsider? !
What Gui Yuxiu said this time can make me angry.

The old squad leader is my master!Even if it is "private teaching", it is also a master. In the past, it was necessary to dress the monitor in mourning.Moreover, our cooks from Wuzang Temple place more emphasis on "inheritance of rules".How can this be called an outsider?

Besides, the old squad leader was about to close the coffin, but he let me hang on the sidelines. It was impossible, and I couldn't sit still!

So, I raised my head and said, "Brother Kun, I'll go too! What do you mean, I'm also the only apprentice of the old squad leader, and the coffin will be closed soon...I want to see him one last time."

Zhao Haikun nodded slightly at me, and then looked expectantly at his daughter-in-law.

Seeing his actions, I screamed in my heart that it was not good!Because I found out that what Zhao Haikun is most afraid of is his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is probably the least afraid of him.

Sure enough, just as my thoughts moved, Gui Yuxiu suddenly raised eyebrows and shouted at Zhao Haikun: "What's the use of watching when a person is dead, I really want to see it, send him a photo later, and take a look at it yourself! Here Pretending to be a filial son, I don't care about it!"

What Gui Yuxiu said made me very angry!She really doesn't give me face!It's fine if you don't give me face, but not even your husband's face?This wife... just upgraded to Lao Tzu directly?
But to be honest, although I was angry in my heart, there was nothing I could do. As the saying goes, who can not bow their heads under the eaves?With him blushing, the next thing I will do will be more difficult.

If you can't do martial arts, you can only send texts.

Although this Guiyu sister-in-law is tough, in my opinion, she still has "soft spots" to poke at.

After a little thought, I quickly took out another 500 yuan from my pocket.

I gently put the money into my sister-in-law's hand, and said with a forced smile: "Sister-in-law, this means that the comrade-in-arms I brought on the bed paid for it. On this big day, you can make it convenient for me to meet the groom at the end." chant……"

Gui Yuxiu, this woman, after seeing the money, as expected, her eyes began to shine brightly!
Then she grinned.While packing up the money, he praised me: "Oh! Why is this big brother so benevolent? Just for your loyalty, your old squad leader will definitely let you meet for the last time! Come with us!"

I smiled dryly, my whole body was so hot that I didn't know what to say.

Regarding Gui Yuxiu's performance, I really can only say one thing, that is...she has become a spirit, a money spirit!
...In the incomparable depression, I let Xian Hongye continue to help watch Wang Hou, and I pushed Zhao Haikun in the wheelchair to the compound where the Zhao family was invited again.

In the compound, the noon banquet had already dispersed, except for Zhao Hong and Ah Si who were bewildered, there was no one else present.

After people went to the end of the song, the silent empty table and the lonely mourning hall were so dazzling in my eyes.

After I pushed Zhao Haikun in the wheelchair to a stop, I looked at the coffin parked in the middle of the mourning hall, as well as the portrait in front of the coffin, incense candles and food and fruit tributes, and let out a long sigh.

I found that whenever I was really close to the coffin, I didn't have the courage to look at it.

Ever since I came to Zhao's house, this kind of contradictory feeling has been haunting me. In fact, I really want to see my squad leader, see the comrades in the coffin, and see whether his appearance is calm or not.
But... I don't have the courage, not only me, but Zhao Hong also doesn't have the courage.

Because of this, I hesitated a bit.

At this time, Zhao Haikun also seemed to see the contradiction in my heart, he waved to stop me, and said at the same time: "Wait first, when that person comes, let's go together."

I nodded, continued to frowned, looked at the portrait, and at the same time couldn't help thinking about the past between me and the old squad leader...

After a while, I saw that the mortician hadn't come yet, so I asked Gui Yuxiu, "Isn't he already here? Why do I have to wait?"

But before Gui Yuxiu could answer, I heard an extremely hoarse guy next to me, who could even be called a "broken voice", answer me.

"This Zhao Haipeng died suddenly! He is going to become a ghost! If I don't change into the Beidou Disha robe, how can I subdue him!!"

What this person said made me feel very angry!And he spoke like a charlatan, which made me very disdainful.

I turned around and without thinking, I pointed at that bastard's face and cursed: "You (Harmony) mother turned into a ghost! Respect the dead!"

It may be that my words were too sudden, which made the man stunned for a moment and stood still.

Also in this moment, I looked at him and saw the true face of this person.

This person... looks very strange!

Looking at it suddenly, it was a man with dark skin and thin bones. Standing still, he was no different from a mummy.

I saw him wearing six-eared hemp shoes, with homemade trousers on his legs, and a vest with seven stars and mountains and rivers painted on his body. The vest has no sleeves, and his two thin arms are completely exposed outside. Holding a wooden box in one hand and a white rooster in the other.

Because the visual effect he gave me was too sudden and intense, which caused a short circuit in my mind, and I didn't even know what to say...

I really don't understand, with his strange appearance, is he a monk... or a Taoist priest?

When I was surprised, the Skinny Fairy became happy first. Seeing that I had stopped talking, he pointed at my face and said with a cheerful smile, "Why don't you scold me? Did you get me by my celestial master?" Domineering spirit subdued?"

The skinny fairy's words really made me so angry, you're too crazy, who do you think you are?Do you look like a bastard in a vest?
But just when I opened my mouth to continue to criticize this bastard, Gui Yuxiu beside me suddenly laughed.

What puzzles me is that, facing such a rogue liar, she actually took the initiative to accompany her smiling face, and flattered the skinny fairy:

"Oh! Duan Tianshi! Don't be as knowledgeable as them, they have never seen your ability, and you will be offended if you speak rudely!"

Gui Yuxiu spoke, and then made a movement that shocked me!
She actually took out the money I gave from her trouser pocket!All stuffed into the skinny fairy's hands.

I immediately realized the seriousness of the situation.

A man who can make this kind of woman take the initiative to pay is either very capable or very good at fooling around, but according to my opinion, this skinny fairy is the latter.

And the most unfortunate thing is that the Zhao family obviously didn't realize all this.

After Gui Yuxiu gave the money, Slender Bone Fairy was very useful. After he packed up the money, he patted Zhao Haikun's shoulder with his hand, and said a few words of comfort.

From their words, I quickly heard the clues why this Duan Tianshi came here.

It turned out that after the death of my master Zhao Haipeng, it was a fatal blow to Zhao Haikun and my sister-in-law Guiyu, which completely stunned the two of them.

So much so that when the two of them faced the corpse of my old squad leader, the first thing they thought of was not to call the police or send a funeral, but to find this well-known "Duan Tianshi" to figure out what happened.

Motivated by money, Duan Tianshi personally came to the site for an inspection three days ago. He insisted that my old squad leader died after being hit by an evil spirit in Jinan, and that he would become a ghost after death. Action must be taken.

What measures?That is to ask for a ghost marriage, put the ink bucket on the coffin, and finally, invite him to do a trilogy of "ceremonies".

Therefore, under his leadership, the Zhao family matched my old squad leader with a girl in the village who had been dead for five years and was only nine years old after Mingshou. The bizarre scene.

Why!After I understand this, I don't know what to say. The behavior of the Zhao family can only be described by the words "his heart is pitiful, his actions are pathetic".

But this is the end of the matter, although my heart is ruthless, there is nothing I can do.

After all, the Zhao family has already spent a lot of money for my squad leader, if I say a few more words at this time, isn't it intentional to embarrass others?
Forget it, open one eye, close one eye!Just think of it as spending money... buy peace of mind.

But without my scolding, this well-known "Duan Tianshi" from ten miles and eight villages... really kicked his nose in the face!

After he said a few comforting words to Zhao Haikun, he started to brag again, and he continued to brag more and more.

During the process, Duan Tianshi opened his own wooden box, took out various "dharma tools" for doing things, and set up incense cases and candles. At the same time, he did not forget to brag about his own abilities and seniority.

I have endured all these, but I can endure it thousands of times, and I still can't bear it in the end.

Because this guy became more and more mysterious, and finally said without shame: His ancestors belonged to a family of ghost hunters, or a royal family, named Duan Zhengchun, who had the ghost-hunting skills of the "Six Meridians Excalibur" handed down from his family, and Wang Chongyang's Yiyang. refer to? !No matter what the hell, as soon as he puts his finger down, it will be settled immediately!
Hearing this, I really can't stand this charlatan!
There is a limit to being a human being, even if you cheat money, there is a fucking bottom line!
So, I disdainfully said to Duan Tianshi: "You know the Six Meridians Excalibur? Then show us a show! Let everyone keep their eyes open and see what is the Six Meridians Excalibur?"

Of course, I didn't take it seriously when I said this, I was just mocking him.

After all, if he really had the ability of the six-meridian sword, he wouldn't be cheating money here by pretending to be a ghost, and how could he take things in martial arts novels seriously?

But what I didn't expect at all was that the moment I said the words, the skinny fairy suddenly smiled confidently.That smile made me panic inexplicably.

Afterwards, he actually stood up straight, and said to me: "Okay! My celestial master will let you see and see, our six-meridian sword!"

While speaking, he held his breath and concentrated, and slowly raised his thin right hand.

That posture, as if he really knows some kind of supernatural power?
(End of this chapter)