Bachelor

Chapter 410
Hearing Zhanbu say that Yueguan said that his leg was limping, Dongguan asked, "Sister, why didn't I notice my leg?"

It was fine if he didn't ask this question, but when he asked, he just fell into Zhanbu's trap.

Yueguan faced the audience with a smirk, pointed at Zhanbu, and said to himself: "You haven't met him before, you would have been lame long ago."

In fact, if this sentence is placed in modern times, it is nothing.But the ancients laughed lowly, and let out another burst of laughter.

The enthusiastic scene is certainly an affirmation of this play, and the three of Zhanbu are also very proud. It seems that the play "Selling Abductees" has already achieved great success, and they have successfully passed this stage.However, it is also a troublesome thing for everyone to laugh at every turn.

They have to stop from time to time, waiting for everyone to calm down before acting, which cuts the play into pieces.

In order to keep "Selling Abductions" going on smoothly, he had no choice but to yell at the top of his voice.If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid he would have lost his throat long ago.

Fortunately, all three of them are professional opera actors, and they have to hang their voices every day, and their voices are still clear and clear.

When everyone was quieter, Zhanbu continued: "If that's the case, I'd have transferred him here."

Dong Guan immediately regained his spirits and hurriedly asked, "Brother, what's going on?"

"Don't worry, you, when you were young, did you sprain your leg?" Zhanbu asked, pointing to his numb foot.

"No." Dong Guan raised his other foot instead and said, "This one is sprained."

There was still laughter, and Sun Dan heard the queen mother beside him laughing and said: "I understand, this abductee is just as fooled as a fortune teller, but it's a pity that he wasn't right."

Sun Dan said: "The queen mother is right. He wants to sell the crutch to a good person, so he will be deceived. However, the queen mother will see how to be deceived."

Seeing that he was mistaken, Zhanbu immediately said to Dongguan: "Transferred! I don't know. Later, your career was not good for you. It turns out that you are not a dick, you are a prick, and you are always exerting force on this leg. Just put this leg under more and more weight, getting heavier and heavier~~~ The light ones are lame, and the severe ones have bone necrosis, and in the end they can only lie on the bed to support the corpse."

This nonsense made everyone amused, and even the Yueguan on the stage burst out laughing.

Dong Guanfan was fooled by Zhanbu, with a look of fear on his face, he blinked his eyes and asked, "Brother, what kind of medicine should I take?"

Zhan Bu shook his head again and again: "Your disease is not cured by medicine."

The queen mother sighed for a while watching from below: "This Zhanbu should start to trick the Dong official into buying his abductee, but why doesn't he talk about the abductee, it's really worrying?" She was a little nervous when she was speaking. He squeezed the handle of the chair tightly, and his knuckles turned white, obviously with a lot of effort.

Sun Dan was a little worried that the young queen mother, who was in her thirties, would suddenly go wrong because she was too nervous.He hurriedly comforted: "This is a lie, don't be too hasty, the so-called haste makes waste. Queen Mother, don't worry, there is always a way."

Queen Mother: "That's right, I guess, it's time for Yueguan to speak next, and this trick is called Tuo'er."

As soon as the queen mother's words fell, sure enough, the moon official said: "For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, don't let people take medicine, just say abduction!"

The empress dowager was right, everyone around her gasped, and Sun Dan also pretended to be surprised: "The empress dowager is wise."

The queen mother looked proud.

On the stage, Zhan preached: "Look, my wife knows it, walking on crutches!"

"On crutches?" Dong Guan couldn't figure it out, he didn't understand what relationship his illness had with crutches.

Zhanbu explained: "After you get on crutches, your legs will gradually become more balanced, and you will get better little by little. At the beginning, when an old man saw that my legs were sick, she cared about money and wouldn't let me go. See a doctor, and finally, disabled."

Dong Guan looked at Zhanbu in surprise: "You also had problems with your legs before?"

"That's right, look at my leg, it's actually useless." Zhan Bu patted his left leg vigorously, and replied affirmatively.

Yueguan couldn't stand it anymore: "Old man, we have good legs."

Zhanbu stared at her fiercely: "Nonsense, who can use crutches with good legs?" While talking, he stared hard at Dongguan again, and asked in an aggressive tone, "Do you think you can use crutches with good legs?"

Dong Guan felt a little scared when he asked him such a question, and repeatedly said "yes."

Yueguan couldn't stand it any longer: "Old man, aren't you a fool?"

When Yueguan said this, Zhanbu's expression turned ugly, he didn't expect his wife to go against him.

Not only was the exhibition on the stage a little unhappy, but even the audience in the audience couldn't help but feel worried.Yueguan always reveals the bottom line of the cloth, if this continues, this deception will be ruined.

Everyone was fascinated by it, and they didn't realize they were addicted to this story.

But what the audience in the audience did not expect was that Dong Guan retaliated and became angry with Yue Guan: "Oh, big sister, can you stop messing around with me? This is a patient discussing the disease between patients, you What are you doing all the time? This is... I think what's going on with this leg?"

As soon as these words came out, Yueguan was speechless, but the audience in the audience did not expect such a result.At the same time, a burst of laughter broke out.

The laughter grew louder with the storyline below.

It turned out that in order to convince Dong Guan that he also had problems with his legs, Zhan Bo said: "Before I have crutches, do you know how I walk? I'll show you how to walk right now." As he spoke, he imitated the lame man on the stage He walked up and down with a twist, looking like he was having a stroke.

Zhanbu already had deep acting skills, but after learning it now, the audience below laughed until they burst into tears.

Even Dong Guan on the stage kept yelling: "Oh my god, how serious is this!"

The climax of the play finally came when it was about to end, and then Zhanbu began to trick Dongguan into buying his crutches.When Zhanbu fooled Dongguan, he not only gave him all the money on his body, but also gave him the donkey.

The empress dowager and the eunuchs never stopped laughing.

Sun Dan is very satisfied with the result. He is already very familiar with this sketch. To be honest, there is still a big gap between Zhanbu’s acting skills and Uncle Benshan’s later generations. There is no task for the ancients to fool the Ming Dynasty. question.But he couldn't make fun of Sun Dan. Sun Dan was a screenwriter and director, so he couldn't laugh.

Of course, Concubine Zhang Gui in the crowd around her didn't smile either.She knew that once the play was performed, Zhanbu and the others would get away, and her calculations would be completely in vain, so she felt so annoyed.

Everyone was laughing, only Sun Dan and Concubine Zhang had no expressions on their faces, but they also contrasted nicely.

However, seeing Concubine Zhang biting her lower lip tightly, Sun Dan suddenly understood in her heart: So this Concubine Zhang is enduring herself.Hey, let me see how long you can hold back?
(End of this chapter)