Bachelor

Chapter 411
Sun Dan is very confident about the effect of this skit.The reason why Concubine Zhang Gui endured so much was because she refused to lose face.According to the words of modern people, that is pretending.

But, in front of such a wonderful sketch, can she bear it?

On the stage, Dongguan was still stuffing the donkey's reins into Zhanbu's hand: "Big brother, don't be so angry, I think what my big sister said makes sense. You said that you have legs like mine. Well, basically say goodbye to donkeys. Donkeys are used for carrying things, not for riding. How can I lead a donkey with my legs, right? I’ll give you the donkey~~~ okay?”

Zhan Bu was very proud, but on the surface he couldn't help but refuse: "No, no, no."

Yueguan: "No, you can't take someone else's donkey. Take it back quickly, take it back..." She reminded Dongguan with some hatred: "You don't know that he is cheating on you?"

Dong Guan didn't appreciate it, instead he thought that Yue Guan was cheating himself, and he didn't want to buy the abductee, so he angrily scolded her: "You cheated me! Why are you doing this? I wondered, two people who also live together Kouzi, why is there such a big difference in being a human being?"

Dong Gua's words were filled with righteous indignation, coupled with the silly expression on her face, the audience below completely lost control, and almost everyone bent down with their hands on their stomachs.

Zhanbu didn't stop laughing when he heard the laughter below, and was greatly encouraged.

At this point, the play is also coming to an end, and in any case, he has achieved great success.

This life was finally saved.

Zhanbu's spirits revived, and his voice became much louder.Handing the abductee to Guan Dong, he shouted in an exaggerated tone: "Brother, take the abductee!" This voice, this solemn expression, seemed to be giving a flag to someone, revealing a serious flavor.

However, the feeling in Dong Guan's eyes was full, and he took it preciously, as if he had found a treasure.The tone of voice was so grateful that it was already crying: "Brother, fate!"

As he spoke, he even wiped tears on the stage.

Zhanbu reassured her: "Don't get excited...go back and recuperate well, you'll be fine in a few days."

Dong Guan's voice became even sadder: "Okay, big brother."

Zhanbu still used the comforting words: "Don't get excited."

Dong Guan finally cried out with excitement: "Then what... I won't say anything."

This joke is fierce, but the more violent ones are yet to come.

Yue Guan quietly pulled Zhan aside, and asked: "Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?"

Zhanbu didn't take it seriously: "For what, he has to thank us?"

As soon as the words fell, Dong Guan, who was about to leave, suddenly turned his head and said to Zhan Bu, "Thank you!"

Zhanbu spread his hands proudly and said to his wife, "Look!"

After Dong Guan stepped down, the people below were already sobbing with laughter.At this time, the laughing audience no longer had so many concerns. There seemed to be no distinction between the empress dowager and the eunuch.

Among them, the one who laughed the most was the queen mother, she grabbed Sun Dan's left hand vigorously, raised her fist and hit him on the shoulder more than a dozen times: "Good show, good show, I have never been so happy before. Haha, a few people on the stage are amazing, haha, Sun Dan, you wrote a good book."

Sun Dan didn't expect the queen mother to give him this hand, and she held his right hand. Although he felt very uncomfortable, he didn't dare to shake off the mature woman's hand.He could only hold back the pain on his shoulder with a bitter face: "If the Queen Mother is happy, everyone will be happy too."

"Haha!" The Empress Dowager was still laughing, showing her neat and white teeth, but the corners of her eyes were filled with tears.

At this time, there is no more appearance and royal style.

Anyway, just one word - laugh.

At this time, Sun Dan quietly glanced at Zhang Guifei who was sitting on the other side of the queen mother.

Zhang Guifei endured it for a long time, and seeing the last climax of this sketch, she finally couldn't help but want to open her mouth.But before she could laugh out loud, she saw Sun Dan looking at herself sarcastically.

How could Concubine Zhang be willing to throw this person in front of Sun Dan, and suddenly stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.

But even so, her shoulders kept shaking, and her face turned purple, showing that she had worked extremely hard.

Sun Dan blinked at her, and thought: Why bother, is it interesting to fight against me at this time?

On the stage, after Dong Guan retreated, the play should be played.

Seeing that Dong Guan had a good life, a strong man was told nonsense, he was fooled into a cripple, and he limped away.Yueguan was still looking around.

Zhanbu proudly yelled at Yue Guan: "What are you looking at? Why are you so distressed? Go, change places." After speaking, he took the donkey and walked proudly towards the backstage.

Yue Guan followed up in small steps, and asked curiously: "It's getting dark today, and it's [-] years old today, what are you doing?"

Zhanbu said seriously, "Immediately find a paralyzed man and sell this donkey."

The two talked and walked, and finally retreated to the background.

This skit is finally over.

This last scene naturally made everyone laugh uncontrollably. At this moment, Zhang Guifei, who had endured for a long time, finally let go of her hand and let out a long laugh: "Haha, Coke killed me."

She couldn't hold back her smile, her body swayed, and she fell to the ground with a sound of "Plop!"

Poor her, she is also a delicate and expensive imperial concubine, when has she ever suffered such a hardship.This fall made her eyes stare, the pain was unbearable.Tears flowed down.

The eunuchs and maids around her were taken aback, and rushed up one after another: "Your concubine, your concubine!" The scene lost control for a moment, and even the queen mother couldn't sit still because of the rushing crowd.

Sun Dan was afraid that the queen mother would have an accident, and he would suffer in the future.He was so frightened that he quickly jumped off the chair, stretched his arms to protect the Queen Mother, and shouted sharply: "Everyone stay where they are, don't make a mess! Guards, guards, take them to the hospital, and if there are rioters, kill them!"

Sun Dan's yell was like a spring thunder, echoing echoes.Everyone froze and stopped at the same time.

At this time, the guards who were guarding outside the courtyard rushed in and surrounded everyone.

The scene suddenly fell silent, all the eunuchs and palace maids stood there like clay sculptures and wood carvings, but left Concubine Zhang Gui on the ground alone, how embarrassing it was.

However, amidst the silence, the Empress Dowager's laughter was still unstoppable.She smiled and waved her hands, signaling the guards to back down: "Hahahaha... don't be nervous, haha, it's not that serious, I'm really happy today, please be casual, don't be nervous, step back, don't affect my good mood, haha ..."

While talking, she looked at Sun Dan appreciatively.Xindao: This Sun Dan is a loyal person, and it is rare that he is so talented and wrote such a wonderful play.Well, Your Majesty really knows people, and sending such a good minister to Bengong's side is commendable for his filial piety.

In other words, other people say that Sun Dan looks ordinary.In fact, according to Ben Gong, this Sun Dan is good-looking, with good facial features, and an honest person.

……

Now that the Queen Mother had spoken, the guard bowed his head and led the soldiers back out immediately.

Having said that, the eunuchs and court ladies still stood there dumbfounded, not daring to talk nonsense, and threw Concubine Zhang Gui on the ground alone.

The queen mother laughed for a long time before she stopped laughing, looked at Zhang Guifei and sighed: "You, you, laugh as much as you want, why hold back. Everyone is laughing, what are you doing with a straight face?"

Concubine Zhang Gui still didn't speak, her eyes were red.

Sun Dan couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted to the eunuch next to Concubine Zhang: "You are dead, quickly help Concubine Concubine get up."

Hearing Sun Dan's words, the two maids came to their senses and hurriedly stretched out their hands to help Concubine Zhang Gui up from the ground.

After Concubine Zhang stood up from the ground again, her body was still in severe pain, and seeing the mocking smile on Sun Dan's face again, she was so angry that she stretched out her hand and slapped a maid next to her.

"My lord, spare my life, my lord, spare my life." The maid was so startled that she knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

The queen mother was a little unhappy, and said lightly: "I was so happy to see this big play by Sun Danpai today. Concubine Zhang, what are you doing, you don't have to spoil everyone's interest."

Concubine Zhang felt aggrieved and wanted to open her mouth to explain, but when she moved her mouth, it was painful.Unknowingly, her face began to twitch, looking extremely distorted.

Sun Dan was startled, and hurriedly looked over, only to find that Concubine Zhang's jaw had just been dislocated during the encounter just now, and her entire jaw was tilted to one side.

But other people don't know.

Especially the empress dowager, seeing Concubine Zhang's expression, felt very unhappy, and scolded: "What are you doing, I am the empress dowager at any rate. Not to mention the emperor's family, even ordinary people's family, mother-in-law speaks, you daughters-in-law You can only bow your head and stick your head to your ears. But look at what you look like now, with your mouth crooked and you making weird faces, are you dissatisfied with me?"

The queen mother said this seriously, Zhang Guifei was so wronged that she didn't want to live anymore.She couldn't speak, her mouth was full of noise, her tears couldn't stop streaming down her face, and she also sobbed.

The Empress Dowager did not expect Concubine Zhang to ignore her, she was furious, she patted the armrest of the chair and stood up, shouting loudly: "Cry, cry, cry, you know how to cry, are you wronged and sad?"

Concubine Zhang suddenly knelt down and kowtowed.

Sun Dan couldn't bear to see it in his heart. Concubine Zhang was tortured like this, and the resentment in his heart disappeared.Then he said to the Queen Mother seriously: "Queen Mother, I think you have misunderstood Concubine Zhang."

"Why did I misunderstand her?"

Sun Dan pointed to Concubine Zhang's face and said, "Queen Dowager, take a closer look, it seems that Concubine Zhang's jaw is dislocated."

The queen mother saw that it was indeed so, took a long breath, and shouted: "Prince doctor, send the doctor quickly."

There was another confusion, and the imperial physician came over after a while.But because it was trauma, and men and women were different, they shrank and dared not do it.

The Empress Dowager was so angry, she stepped forward, reached out her hand rudely, lifted and gave Zhang Guifei's chin, and then she took it.

Her swift movements were powerful and rough, which made Sun Dan's heart tremble: Is this queen mother still a woman?
Now, Concubine Zhang finally cried out: "Thank you, Queen Mother, thank you, Queen Mother."

The queen mother complained to Concubine Zhang a few times, but she didn't take her injury to heart, and objected to Sun Dan, saying: "Sun Dan, your play is quite funny. People often say that you can laugh your teeth out. Your play is so good that you can make Concubine Zhang laugh." My jaw dropped from laughing."

(End of this chapter)