Le Xiaomi youth sadomasochism collection

Chapter 235 Qingcheng II (2)
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Look, on the marriage certificate, the two of you look like you have too many spring nights and excessive indulgence...

The depressed and crazy mood lasted until the evening, and I didn’t get better until Hu Dongduo returned to our rented apartment with two pig’s trotters—the smell of pig’s trotters is really good, and it also has a calming effect.

I am going to tell Hu Dongduo about the depressing things that happened on the Internet today after I finished gnawing on the trotters—of course, I just said that I was scolded indiscriminately and self-righteously, and I will never say what kind of post I posted. If Hu Dongduo, a big mouth, knows the secret of my marriage, then it will no longer be a secret.

Hu Dongduo looked very excited today, she poked her head out after rushing into the bathroom, she said, Hey, Tianya, let me tell you something!

I hugged the pig's trotter, squinted my eyes, and said, what's the matter?Have you found a job?

Hu Dongduo said, don't tell me about work, you are irritable.Let me tell you, I was surfing the Internet in the electronic reading room today, and I met a ecstasy woman, and I posted a post, that woman dressed as a saint is so annoying that I want to die.She said that she loved a man for many years, but ended up marrying another man. Now, she wants to return to the embrace of the original man, but she is reluctant to part with the current man's money. She asks on the Internet, what should she do?Damn, what should she do?What do you think should be done with this kind of woman who is always in love with Qin Muchu?
My face gradually became the same color as sauced pig's trotters, and my eyes started to breathe fire.

Hu Dongduo saw that my face had changed, patted my shoulder, and said, I knew that you, like me, are very annoyed by this kind of woman who doesn't respect feelings. Well, don't be angry, my old lady has been angry all day today , to tell you, I have already scolded her bloody.The address of the post was thrown on your QQ. I originally called you to come over to watch the excitement, but who knows that you are not on QQ, so you are procrastinating?So I didn't call you either, for fear of disturbing you.Hey, go and have a look later, that woman is really cheap!
What a shame on your uncle!I finally couldn't hold back any longer, I stuffed the pig's trotter into Hu Dongduo's mouth, and almost yelled, "If the Buddha doesn't jump over the wall, I will jump" in the sky? !

Hu Dongduo's pupils dilated, she held the pig's trotter in her mouth, and nodded in a daze. At the end, the pig's trotter fell from her mouth to the ground, and she said blankly, you, you...how...how do you know?

I finally caught this bastard that made me depressed for a whole day, it was Hu Dongduo, this ganoderma grass!As the saying goes, the world is really too small to see cattle and sheep in the wind and grass.

I shook Hu Dongduo for a long time in retaliation, and finally told her weakly, how do I know Daodaodao?Because I am everyone who posts! !
Hu Dongduo was stunned at first, and finally grabbed me and yelled like a loudspeaker, oh my god, Ai Tianya, you are married! !
The moment she screamed, I knew that the secret I had kept for more than a year would finally become no longer a secret in this world.

I looked at Hu Dongduo and nodded resignedly.

Hu Dongduo said, Ai Tianya, are you kidding me? !Don't scare me, you, you... are you married?

I don't know why, but Hu Dongduo's inconceivable expression always makes me feel that in her eyes, I am an unmarriable person, and now that I am lucky enough to be married, it is completely because my ancestral grave was struck by lightning.

Hu Dongduo, the eighth woman, hugged me like an octopus and said, who are you married to?Say it, say it!

Before I could answer, she called Xia Tong and said, come on!Someone died here!No one is pregnant!It's Tianya where there's a revolution!taxi!If you don't have money, you can get a "little rabbit" to come over.Not coming?If you don't come, I'll tell you, if you don't come, you'll miss it... What's the matter?do you knowThis scumbag Ai Tianya is actually married... Ah!Stop screaming at me!With whom?I don't know, anyway, it's not Hainan Island where you have a wicked heart...

Speaking of which, she kicked me, hey, Tianya, who are you married to?
I blushed and said in a low voice, Jiang... Jiang... Han...

Hu Dongduo was taken aback, and looked me up and down for a long time with distrust, and finally, his eyeballs almost popped out, you made a lot of money with a muffled voice.Then he yelled at Xia Tong on the phone, come here quickly!Family law service!Rebel now!They didn't tell us about such important matters.

Before Xia Tong came over, Hu Dongduo had been bouncing in front of me for a long time, she stared at me and laughed dryly for a long time, making me feel hairy on my back, she laughed, hehe, cooked raw rice and forced marriage, right?You are better than that model.

Pooh, I can't do such a superb thing!
Hu Dongduo showed an expression of disbelief, and his eyes pierced people's hearts, as if to say, come on, Ai Tianya, why don't Jiang Han marry you blindly.That's marriage, big sister, not love!

I don't know why, but with such a glance from her small eyes, my self-esteem was fully drawn out, and my waist became straighter and straighter.But in her eyes, it was just like a concubine gaining power.

After a long time, she still didn't quite believe it, Tianya, are you writing some romance novels for Xia Tong recently?Thinking about it here?Didn't Kang Tianqiao say that Jiang Han has always had a real girlfriend?Moreover, he has been in the United States for the past two years, how can he marry you?time travel?Sleepwalking?Or are you making it up here yourself?

A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!I would not draw Jiang Han, a thousand-year-old 8-year-old tortoise, to be the hero when writing romance novels. To show my innocence, I rummaged through the box and took out the dark red marriage certificate from the bottom of the box and threw it in front of Hu Dongduo.

When Hu Dongduo saw the sleepy-eyed ecstasy of me and Jiang Han in the photo, his hands trembled with excitement. After laughing three times, he said, look, the two of you in the photo look like you have too many spring nights and too much indulgence... It's time to invigorate the kidney, big sister!Hahaha!

Hu Dongduo's laughter can attract ghosts.

at night.

21:[-].

Xia Tong rushed in with disheveled hair, holding duck necks, duck intestines and duck feet bought from Juewei.What saddens me the most is that behind her is the flowery and jade-like fairy of Hainan Island.

Alas, the so-called good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.

Hu Dongduo told Xia Tong excitedly, and Xia Tong told Hainan Island again in excitement, if Hainan Island and Huba hadn't been in contact with each other for more than a year, it is estimated that Huba should also be pissed off at this moment Follow them.

Facing the huge group of relatives and friends, I yelled out to Hainan Island: Boss.

Hainan Island nodded to me with style, which meant "Ai Qing flat body", stretched his long legs, twisted his small body, and sat between Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong, hugging left and right, ruling the world.

I looked tremblingly, and saw that the three gods had already sat down, staring at me, as if they were going to conduct three joint trials on me.Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong's eyes were full of light, Hainan Island's mouth was a little dry, and the newly cut double eyelids were a little red and swollen. They looked lazy and looked haggard.

22 o'clock exactly.

Drinking Baisha beer in Hainan Island, Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong gnawed on duck necks and listened to me reminiscing about this tragic arranged marriage caused by my mother.During this period, I kept stretching out my hand, intending to share some food, but the three of them ruthlessly waved them away.Hainan Island squinted his eyes under the slightly red and swollen eyelids that had just been cut, and said, you traitor, I don't buy your share!

22:[-].

I swallowed my saliva and finished talking about the tragic scene when Jiang Han and I got the marriage certificate. I said, at that moment, when facing the three words "Marriage Certificate" on the small book, Jiang Han and I were stunned. .

Xia Tong didn't speak, but there was a slight smile in his eyes, as if he was deep in thought.

Hainan Island was impatient and said, you dead child, it sounds nice to be framed by your mother, but in Jiang Han's view, you are a monkey who is impatient, do you understand?

Hu Dongduo said, Da Nan, don't interrupt!Ai Tianya, don't be in a daze with Jiang Han, what happened next?
later?

(End of this chapter)