Le Xiaomi youth sadomasochism collection

Chapter 236 Qingcheng II (3)
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We are a legal couple recognized by the People's Republic of China!Go to bed with a certificate, and have sex legally!

later……

Although Jiang Han was stunned for a while in front of this sudden marriage certificate, he was much calmer than me.

After he was stunned, he immediately opened the inside page of the "marriage certificate", and saw two red seals: one was "Ministry of Civil Affairs of the People's Republic of China" and the other was "Civil Affairs Bureau of XX District, XX City". The registrar was: Wang Erya.

Turning another page, the photo on it shows me and him with a slightly sleepy look, but it is arranged very neatly, and it seems that the relationship is sweeter than Jin Jian—isn’t this exactly what my mother had with me early in the morning? A bunch of people running in to take pictures of us?
The stencil on the photo was placed in front of Jiang Han and me like a cruel fait accompli, with black and white letters on the paper, the bearer "Ai Tianya", and the marriage certificate number: (200X) Qingcheng Jiezi 00X0XX.

Needless to say, the other card was the bearer "Jiang Han".

At that time, poor Jiang Han was just like me, as if he had been struck [-] times by lightning, he stood there stupidly.

My mother smiled like a wild lily in spring. She looked at me with the expression "Silly girl, you can't even give birth to a man for him. My mother will give you a paper certificate."Then she looked at Jiang Han pretending to be serious, and said, you can arrange the wedding right away after Tian Ya graduates.

After finishing speaking, she put Jiang Han's wallet, which she had stolen from nowhere, into Jiang Han's hand, and said, your ID card, passport, and household registration booklet.Alas, this child is Cishi, who actually carries a household registration book with him.

Jiang Han stood there for a while, looked at my miraculous mother who was swaying away with lotus steps, then looked back at me, and then picked up the marriage certificate on the ground in a daze—at this time At this moment, his whole world has been shattered.

After he returned to China, because he helped Xiaotong to settle the household registration problem, he took the household registration book with him, and he came to my house to fight to the death with me, but he ended up killing himself unexpectedly.

This man who is domineering over his life all the time will never believe that one day, someone will do his best in his life and control his fate.

He murmured, doesn't the marriage certificate require two people to be present?

The man in this big Beijing doesn't understand at all that for some small places, this is called "the temple is small and the monster is strong, and the water is shallow and the king is more than eight".

I comforted him and myself, saying that the marriage certificate is probably fake.

fake.

Definitely fake.

Even if my mother is willing to be so cruel, God is not willing to be so cruel, right?I just met Gu Lang who had been separated for seven years, and I was flirting with each other just now.How could I get married so ignorantly.And married to a playboy!
This is simply a disaster!
After this matter was known by Xia Tong and Hu Dongduo at the moment, they expressed different opinions respectively.

Xia Tong hugged the duck's neck and said, what a disaster!You should think about how to divide the property with him, that is the kingly way!
She is too realistic.

Hu Dongduo was trying hard at a duck's paw and screaming at me, she said, share the property, how do you want to occupy his heart and become the one he loves most in his heart.

She is so naive.

Not being realistic enough or naive enough, all I can think of is, I'm so unlucky!There was just a little love between Gu Lang and Gu Lang, but suddenly it became unreachable again.

That afternoon, I followed Jiang Han with disheveled hair and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau together.The answer I got was - the marriage certificate is real! ! !
it is true? !Actually.

The world once again plunged into darkness.

At that time, Jiang Han and I didn't even know how much thought and relationship my mother and father had put in for this marriage certificate.

At the very beginning, my mother cried and said that her daughter would not be alive soon, and her son-in-law was waiting in front of the hospital bed in untied clothes, unable to bear to leave, so she and the old couple had to come and apply for a marriage certificate to fulfill this fateful couple.She said, look, the wedding photos are all taken.She said, look at the slack eyes of my daughter, she is really terminally ill!Comrade, you can't be late, if you are one step late, my poor girl will die.

In the end, she was rejected.

Later, it was the factory manager's wife who helped a lot. Her natal elder brother happened to be in the Civil Affairs Bureau. So, after talking about it, the young couple got pregnant first before marriage. For the family members, his elder brother only helped out.

After my mother got the marriage certificate, she was ecstatic.

It was really "the sky in the liberated area is sunny, and the people in the liberated area like it very much." She rushed home with arrogance and arrogance, and directly threw the marriage certificate in the faces of me and Jiang Han.

Poor Jiang Han, for the first time, he experienced the tragic situation of "the dragon trapped in the shoal was played by shrimps, and the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs".In the Civil Affairs Bureau, after he got a reply that the marriage certificate was real, his mood was extremely complicated, and his eyes were also extremely complicated.

He looked at me for a while, and then at the marriage certificate for a while, and his eyes became more complicated.

Although I don't know what he is thinking, but one thing is certain, he must be wailing in his heart, thinking that he has been suave for so many years, and never thought of getting married. Now, now, he has encountered a black hand.

If you encounter a black hand, you will encounter a black hand.Pity my newcomer, a plasma flat-screen TV with a bit of a widescreen tendency these days.

The complex look in his eyes made me feel that I had no self-esteem at all, so out of anxiety and self-esteem, I immediately asked the office staff, saying, is it possible to get a divorce?
The office worker was taken aback for a moment. Although the tomb of marriage is often haunted by ghosts and corpses, he has never seen anyone who has been married for less than a few hours and then filed for divorce.The office staff looked at me, then at Jiang Han, and didn't speak, but there was a look of contempt in their eyes, as if they were saying, go play while you want to play!Does the Civil Affairs Bureau open a play house for you young couple?
Jiang Han obviously didn't expect that I would ask such outrageous words before him.

Although he was full of grief and indignation over this marriage certificate, and he also thought of the quick and easy lunch of divorce, but obviously, he felt that a young talent like him would be a big pie in front of me. It's fine if you don't eat it, and you have to spit on it, which is simply unbearable for him. In his opinion, even if you want to mention "divorce", it should be brought up by him, not me!So, he directly dragged me out of the door with a dark cloud on his face.

That night, Jiang Han and I sat upright on the ground and leaned on the bed, staring at our respective marriage certificates in a daze.

Jiang Han murmured almost insanely, laughing while murmuring, mocking himself, am I married?I am married!I actually got married.hehe.

I think, I can't accept such a cruel reality, and he can't accept it-a man who is used to himself, a soul who is used to freedom, is suddenly played by others severely.

I glanced at Jiang Han and asked cautiously, what should I do?
Jiang Han looked at me, thought for a while, and said seriously, what do you want to do?
I drew circles on the quilt with my finger, feeling resentful, what else can I do?
Jiang Han pondered, and said, what do you mean...

I nodded quickly and said, um, don't you think so?
Jiang Han shrugged his shoulders and said, of course I think so more than you do!Otherwise, you think I'm interested in your short legs?Want to spend a lifetime with you? !

When Jiang Han said the phrase "I think so much more than you", he emphasized it and exhausted his strength.This cosmic man is really hopeless, it seems that if he speaks louder and emphasizes more urgency, he will win over me.

In this way, we have reached a consensus and are going to divorce early tomorrow morning.

The next day, on the way to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Jiang Han suddenly squatted down. On his porcelain white face, his neat little brows were tightly frowned. He opened his rosy little mouth and said to me, Tianya, my stomach hurts.

As soon as I thought about it, this bastard likes to pretend to be sick to tease me, so I said very bluntly, just pretend!Delay time, we also want a divorce.

Jiang Han yelled at me while covering his stomach, his ecstasy little face huddled together, he said, procrastination?Ai Tianya, do you feel that good about yourself?I don't want to have anything to do with you for a day!
When I saw it, the young master was really sweating white, and his lips started to turn pale... So, I had no choice but to stop a taxi and take him to the clinic.

The second time, the divorce failed.

That night, Jiang Han paced over to comfort me, but he was actually comforting himself, saying, don't worry, we will be able to leave tomorrow.

I said, what, Jiang Han, is there something wrong with your internal organs?

Jiang Han smiled and said, do you think I should be like a man in a novel, extremely beautiful and handsome, and then suffer from heart disease, to conform to your idiot's aesthetics?

I couldn't take it anymore, so I had to turn my head away and not look at him.

In the middle of the night, in the dimness, someone carefully picked me up from the hard floor and gently walked to the bed.

In my sleepy eyes, I opened my eyes in a daze, and suddenly saw Jiang Han's beautiful face that was so hideous. I was so nervous, I folded my hands on my chest, and began to struggle, stammering and saying incoherently, You, you, you want, you want, what?
Jiang Han had a cold face at first, and then suddenly smiled mischievously, his eyebrows raised lightly, his eyes were like peach blossoms full of spring dew, he said, I, why don't you.I'll just do what real-name couples should do.

My face began to turn pale, and I said sternly, you, you dare! ! !
Jiang Han curled his lips indifferently, with a very innocent look, and said, of course I dare, Tianya!We are husband and wife, a legal couple recognized by the People's Republic of China!Go to bed with a certificate, and have sex legally!Don't say you don't know!
My face turned green, and I said, I, we... are, are going to get a divorce.

Jiang Han put me on the bed with a smile, then leaned over, his eyes were gentle, revealing a thin mist, the warmth of his breath revealed a dangerous temptation in the middle of the snowy night, even his voice revealed a fatal Low and hoarse, he said, huh, I know.However, don't you think it would be shameful to get married without even having a wedding night in the bridal chamber?
After finishing speaking, his slender fingers gently caressed my face, and the tips of his fingers were slightly warm, as if he was drawing a spell that disturbed my mind. Finally, he slid down to my fair neck, and gently touched my neck. The strands of hair are like plucking the strings of a piano, just waiting for the people under him to go mad and become demons at his fingertips.

At that moment, my heart was about to break free from my chest, this man!A temptation that people can't hide from!
I simply closed my eyes desperately, not to look at his frivolous and proud appearance, held my breath, restrained my mind, and pushed him away.

After I calmed down, I was about to get up, prepared to defend my innocence with death, and fight Jiang Han to the end, but I saw that Jiang Han had turned around and was lying on the hard floor without looking back. On the small floor, it looks like a little bear with its head buried in the quilt, honest and cute.

I froze on the bed.

The snow-falling night is so quiet, as quiet as a flowing candied fruit, as if with just a hook, the sweetness can reach the mouth, slip down to the bottom of the heart, and be full of ups and downs.

My heart beat suddenly and violently.

I looked at this man, he fell asleep like a little bear.I opened my mouth, and suddenly there was a strange little warmth in my heart, like a batch of soft silk and satin slipping through.Although he didn't say anything warm, even though he even did good deeds with such a hideous face, I was really taken aback by his thoughtfulness.

On this snowy night, this man who suddenly became inextricably linked with me, well, he is still a good-looking man.

There is a sudden sweetness between the lips and teeth, and after the sweetness, there is a sudden bitterness.

In my 20s, although I don’t have the kind of vicissitudes of love after going through thousands of sails, I also know that the man in front of me is arsenic mixed with honey, which can be sweet to the heart, but even more poisonous to death .

My heart calmed down slightly, and I quietly warned myself, Tudou, Tudou, dear Tudou, you must be good!Don't think that eating a catty of sugar, in fact, at least eight taels of what you eat is arsenic, which will kill you!
After a long while, Jiang Han suddenly turned around and said, "Haven't slept yet?"
I turned over gently on the bed, stared innocently, and replied, yes.

Jiang Han suddenly laughed wildly, he couldn't hide his complacency, and said, haha!Could it be that someone was looking forward to something just now?And now you are disappointed when your expectations fail, and you are so disappointed that you can't sleep?Ah ha ha ha ha ha……

My whole body was bombarded by his rhetoric, and my emotions were completely emptied by his wild laughter. I was ashamed and impatient, leaving only the urge to strangle him to death.

Anyway, I can occupy my warm little bed again.I'd better sleep well, get enough sleep, and get divorced tomorrow, and then I can get rid of this demon from now on.

(End of this chapter)