Instructor Meng Yuhu
Chapter 2 This instructor is very cheeky
Chapter 2 This instructor is very cheeky
With this in mind, the military training is coming to an end, and it is indispensable to hold a closing party.
This time each company will have a show, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang's third company decided to sing and dance together to perform the classic song "The Waves of Honghu Lake".
Although the performance lasted for a few minutes, the scene was quite grand. Two fake boats, many fake lotus leaves and flowers were brought in, and there was also a large curtain for the lake.
After the roles were assigned, Zhu Zhuangzhuang naturally became a small supporting role—squatting on the ground, holding the lotus leaf root and shaking it non-stop.
Of course, there are many brothers and sisters who are in distress. During the rehearsal, they squat for hours. Looking from a distance, those with a high level of consciousness will think it is some kind of performance art, and those with a low level of consciousness may think it is a performance art. Going to the toilet together.
As the only instructor of the third company, Chang Hong naturally became the leading actor, wearing a shirtless shirt, showing his biceps, humming a little tune, and was pushed to the center of the stage by the people below.
As the saying goes, if you show up too much, you will definitely be struck by lightning.Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to take revenge on Chang Hong on this show, making him ashamed in front of the teachers and students of the school.
The plan is not too complicated. Zhu Zhuangzhuang is not only holding the lotus leaf root, but also works part-time in the costume team. He can directly touch Chang Hong's costumes. When the time comes, he will make a hand and foot on the straps of the trousers, and then stretch out his hand without anyone noticing. , let Chang Hong drop his pants in front of everyone.
Thinking of that scene, Zhu Zhuangzhuang rolled on the bed laughing, and was thrown by Dajiao with a book of Ci Hai because of his loud voice.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang rubbed the big bump on his head and made up his mind that this time either Chang Hong will die or she will die.
The evening party was held the night before the military training parade, and it was a good opportunity to avenge those who have revenge and avenge those who have been wronged.
The three consecutive programs were ranked seventh, and the fifth program was actually the God of Cookery Contest. When the host read Zhu Zhuangzhuang's name, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head in confusion and saw Chang Hong's small white teeth stretched out to him. Knowing that at the last minute, another one was placed.
At this time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang had already changed into his clothes—with a big lotus flower on his head, and his whole body was green, just like his nephew's favorite green Teletubbies.
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang is a foodie, he is also a low-key foodie. To ask her to dress like this and gobble up her ladylike image in front of so many people is simply murderous and heartbreaking.
In addition, among the audience below, there are so many good, unmarried young men, wouldn't it be self-defeating for her to come up like this?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very angry at Chang Hong's sinister intentions.
The four contestants, three men and one woman who came up together, were all big men, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang was among them, like a small shrimp.
The table is full of Big Macs, and whoever eats the most burgers within 5 minutes wins.
Originally, Zhu Zhuangzhuang planned to hold back his gluttonous appetite and chew slowly, but who knows that the plan is worse than a change. When the whistle blew, all the students of Sanlian rushed to cheer for her. Most of them had big lotus flowers on their heads, which looked like extremely A group of Teletubbies, very scary.More importantly, the counselor was still holding a five-star red flag and shouted loudly: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, the victory belongs to you. The head of the department and all the teachers are waiting for you to honor us!"
Damn, their department is not the New Oriental Chef School, how can they eat something to rise to the collective honor, looking at the counselors and the department head's earnest eyes with hope and warning eyes, Zhu Zhuangzhuang admits - — No matter how you say it, you have to stay under them for four years!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped away his tears, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, picked up a Big Mac in one hand and began to eat.In an instant, I saw bread crumbs flying in the air, and lettuce leaves spinning in front of my eyes.
In the third minute of eating, one of the players unfortunately got choked up, rolled his eyes and was carried off the field.
In the 4th minute of eating, another contestant had insufficient stomach capacity and vomited it out.The contestant next to him saw the vomit and formed a chain reaction, and couldn't help but vomit too.
In the end, only Zhu Zhuangzhuang and a tall and strong man from the physical education department were left on the field. There were rumors in the world that the tall and strong man practiced weightlifting, and his arm was as thick as Zhu Zhuangzhuang's thigh.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang was not afraid in the face of danger, and carried out his eating activities without any haste. Finally, at the last second, he defeated Gao Zhuangnan by half a Big Mac.
Sanlian burst into cheers, and the counselor and department head patted Zhu Zhuangzhuang on the shoulder to show encouragement.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart was hurt. He just heard someone whispering below: "Who can afford this girl?"
It's over, it's over, her image is so destroyed that not even a cabbage stalk is left.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped out the remaining half of the Big Mac while weeping silently.
Back in the team, Chang Hong grinned and showed a small smile: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you have improved again."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang gave him a small smile, but there was a great beast galloping in the wilderness of his heart.
Soon, the seventh program began, and all the students of Sanlian got ready. When the music started, they first pushed out the fake boats of the two beautiful students.A group of Teletubbies below began to shake the lotus flowers on their heads and wave the lotus leaves in their hands.
The beauties twisted the little snake's waist and sang: "Honghu Lake, the waves, the waves beat the waves, the shore of Honghu Lake, yes, it's my hometown..."
After singing, it was Chang Hong and another handsome young man standing on another fake boat, who were pushed onto the stage, and then sang: "Go to the boat early in the morning and cast the net, come back at night and the cabin is full of fish..."
As soon as both sides finished singing, the two fake boats arrived in the middle. Zhu Zhuangzhuang happened to be standing behind Chang Hong.
He stretched out his hand, dragged his trousers, pulled down his trousers with a little force, and turned him into a naked Chang Hong—this was Zhu Zhuangzhuang's criminal thinking.
Sing as much as you want, do as you want, take a deep breath, Zhu Zhuangzhuang stretched out his hand, and grabbed Chang Hong's trousers - he had tampered with the waistband earlier, so Chang Hong's trousers should be better than Ximen Daguan's. Fortunately, off.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang never expected that Chang Hong moved so quickly, he immediately grabbed the trousers with his hands without a trace, and stepped down with his feet, pressing down Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand.
This time it was Zhu Zhuangzhuang's turn to show his small white teeth, but this time it was painful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a hurry and didn't care about the overall situation. He stretched out his other hand, hugged Chang Hong's legs, and continued to pull his pants while trapping him.
Da Jiao and Tong Yi, who were also dressed as lotus flower teletubbies, were dumbfounded, and Tong Yi whispered: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, how can you take off other people's pants in public?"
Dajiao added: "That's right, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, let's go down and take it off."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang gritted his teeth: "No, I'm going to fight him today!"
But Chang Hong is really a practicing family boy, for some reason, he broke his leg out of Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand with a few feints, and then sang: "The kindness of the Communist Party is deeper than that of the East Sea..."
That voice was calm and relaxed, and he didn't take Zhu Zhuangzhuang's attack just now seriously at all.
At the same time as his leg broke free, Zhu Zhuangzhuang lost his balance and fell down immediately, his buttocks hurt like sixteen petals were split.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry and hated, as if he saw a little Japan.Recalling Chang Hong's tormented him in this month, his eyes turned red in an instant.She couldn't think of anything else, so she rushed forward, fell on her back, and tore Chang Hong off the boat.
When Dajiao saw that there was a change, she immediately shouted in a low voice: "There is something wrong, the lake is going to go up!"
Originally, the lake curtain was the last to go up, but upon hearing Dajiao's order, those who lifted the curtain immediately went up, immediately covering the actors on the stage, temporarily calming down the chaos.
And Zhu Zhuangzhuang's confusion had just begun—I don't know if it was because of his wrong posture or his RP (personality) was too low, Chang Hong fell down and lay on Zhu Zhuangzhuang's body directly, using her as a meat pad.What's even more frightening is that Chang Hong's lips just happened to meet hers.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened his eyes wide, watching the water-blue curtain gradually descend, as if seeing his own sky collapse at the same time.
Her first kiss, first kiss, the 24k pure gold first kiss is gone!
He stole the chicken but failed to lose money, Zhu Zhuangzhuang failed to get revenge and even lost his first kiss. That hatred, raging and raging, could not stop drinking the water of the entire Pacific Ocean.
Da Jiao, Xiao Cui and Tong Yi all saw the first kiss being stolen.After the performance, Zhu Zhuangzhuang pulled them aside and threatened with eyes comparable to the little boy in "The Grudge": "If the three of you tell the story, I will wear a red bra, red underwear and a red scarf." Suicide, and then become a demon to destroy you!"
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang's attack attributes are not good on weekdays, no one dares to provoke him at a critical moment. Dajiao and the three hurriedly swore that if they told about Zhu Zhuangzhuang's first night, oh no, Chang Hong took away his first kiss, they would be a Older leftover women will not be able to marry for a lifetime.
Although the speech is under control, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's little heart is like a towel, being wrung back and forth, endless blood is wrung out, tick tock is saying a miserable word.Tossed and turned all night, tossed and tossed, bit the quilt to pieces, and still did not fall asleep.
Worse than her is Dajiao Xiaocui and Tongyi in the same dormitory. Every time Zhu Zhuangzhuang turns over, the three of them have a tight heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney, and they are worried that Zhu Zhuangzhuang will not want to study Ma Jiajue and put their heads in the closet one by one. , I dare not sleep at all.
So the next day, all the students were refreshed, and everyone in their dormitory had small eye bags under their eyes, and they walked erratically, as if they were going to be thieves at night.
This is the day when the military training really ends. After the freshman military training parade and summary meeting is held in the morning, they will be liberated in the afternoon.
As soon as Zhu Zhuangzhuang arrived at the playground, he saw the tall figure begging for a beating, and his teeth immediately began to itch.Finally, when the military parade ended, the leaders on the rostrum were speaking, Chang Hong floated to Zhu Zhuangzhuang calmly, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "I will wait for you at the back door after the end."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang fixed his eyes on the principal on the stage, not at Chang Hong at all.Seeing such cold and stern eyes, the headmaster couldn't help but start beating his heart. He read the manuscript and mispronounced five or six words.
"If you don't come, I will go to your dormitory to find you in person." Chang Hong threw down a slight threat.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang scolded him into mucus in his heart, but he was still afraid of being discovered by his classmates, so after the meeting, he wrapped his face in a towel and sneaked to the back door of the campus.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hid behind a small tree and set up a pergola to watch, only to find that Chang Hong was not there at all.Damn, was it tricked?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's small anger was about to rush to his brain and cerebellum, but a magic hand stretched out from behind and dragged her directly behind a building.Before Zhu Zhuangzhuang had time to enter the state, the towel with a small hole on his face was torn away, and then he saw Chang Hong's bronzed face.
"Do you think you're acting in an authentic battle? You still have a towel on your head?" Chang Hong asked with a smile.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang ignored him and just stared at him vigorously, wishing to make Chang Hong pregnant.
"Come, come, I'll treat you to spicy fish. It's just behind the school gate, very close." Chang Hong took Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand naturally.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemed to have been electrocuted, and quickly jumped three feet away: "If you do anything again, I will be called indecent!"
"Call me, but I remind you first, I will take off my shirt before they come, and then see who they think is indecent." Chang Hong's eyes were full of laughter.
This tactic was cheap and ruthless, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was willing to bow down and didn't argue with him, and asked directly: "Tell me, what do you want from me?"
"You deliberately misbehaved me last night. Although I tried my best to resist, you still ate tofu. Although tofu is a good thing, you can't eat it for free. Think about it, how should you be responsible?" Chang Hong said.
"I am the one who was eaten tofu!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was furious, "It is you who are responsible for me!"
"Well, since you must make me responsible, then my husband will not fight with you little girl, from now on, you will be my girlfriend, as long as you don't have brain cramps and run out of love, I will never return the goods. "Chang Hong blinked his eyes, and the little white teeth were looming.
"What girlfriend? Don't talk nonsense and ruin my reputation!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was frightened into a cold sweat by the sound of girlfriend.
"You made me responsible for this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang." Chang Hong smiled like an Ultraman who just beat a little monster.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a while, and finally realized that he had fallen into the trap, and hurriedly said: "I don't want to bring up the topic of responsibility. Anyway, the military training is over. From now on, we will not interfere with each other. We will go our own way and try to forget each other as soon as possible. Yu Jianghu, do you understand?"
"You said that you just became boyfriend and girlfriend one second, and broke up immediately the next second. It's not appropriate." Chang Hong touched the dimple on his chin.
"We've never been boyfriend and girlfriend before!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that if he could vomit blood at this moment, it must be the super thick type for night use. Send it off." Zhu Zhuangzhuang put the towel around his head again, ready to sneak back to the bedroom from beginning to end.
It would be great if her classmates saw her hiding with Chang Hong, the rumors would definitely burn like wildfire, and she would never stop peeing.
But Chang Hong stretched out his long legs and easily stopped her: "No matter what happens, we will become boyfriend and girlfriend, and I have to treat you to dinner before I leave."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to refuse, but how could he be Chang Hong's opponent with strength?It was dragged over in three or two strokes.Zhu Zhuangzhuang had no choice but to cover his mouth with a towel, and was dragged by Chang Hong all the way to a spicy fish shop outside the school.
Although Chang Hong is hateful, the spicy fish tastes very good.Zhu Zhuangzhuang buried his headache and decided to play too long, which made Chang Hong's wallet deflated.
The clerk collecting the fish bones looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang's record on the table and couldn't help clicking his tongue. Then he looked at Chang Hong's beautiful smiling face next to him, and immediately showed a "what a pity" expression.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was even more depressed. This group of worldly people who only see through the skin, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's personality is much higher than Chang Hong's. It's a pity that they are together.
This room Zhu Zhuangzhuang was concentrating on slandering, Chang Hong said again: "You also know our school rules, only weekends are allowed to go out, so as my girlfriend, I have to work hard for you, but don't worry, I will fight for it." I take you out to eat a lot of delicious food every week."
Hearing the word "delicious", Zhu Zhuangzhuang was confused for a moment, but after thinking about Chang Hong's evil deeds, he immediately shook his head desperately.
"Instructor, why do you insist on letting me be your girlfriend?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was puzzled, very puzzled.
"I am very pure. Since I have done the things that belong to boyfriend and girlfriend, I have to give you the title." Chang Hong explained.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang worked hard to eat all the fish in the pot, then wiped his mouth, and said to Chang Hong: "Instructor, I will treat this meal as an apology after you molested me, and the things on the stage just went like this Yes. I hope you can be a good person in the future, change your past mistakes, live in green mountains and green waters, and you will live indefinitely, okay, so be it.”
After finishing speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to slip away, with such an eager look, those who didn't know saw it and thought she was here to eat Bawang's meal.
Of course, Chang Hongneng must not be weak in fists and feet when he becomes an instructor. Seeing that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to run out of the private room, he turned over from the table. stop.
"Bright day and night, don't mess around!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly covered his chest with his hands, with a look of guard.
Chang Hong smiled slightly, his thin and shapely lips couldn't cover his small white teeth, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart shivered under the light.I saw that he directly took out Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mobile phone, pressed his own number, dialed, stored, and after three or two clicks, the mobile phones of the two of you were among you.
"Call me when you figure it out."
The psychological pressure that Chang Hong brought to Zhu Zhuangzhuang was really great. According to the three of them, Dajiao and Cuitongyi, since Zhu Zhuangzhuang came back from seeing Chang Hong, he fell asleep talking in his sleep for several nights, curled up and hugged the quilt and shouted. "Ya ya ya ya ya" made the three of them think that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was given something by Chang Hong.
Ever since the phone number was taken away, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately went straight to the mobile business office and decided to change a new card. She must drive Chang Hong out of her life.
The mobile business hall is not far in front of the school gate. Zhu Zhuangzhuang met a seller of sesame seed cakes on the road.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was concentrating on the delicacy of the biscuits, he was not wary of the person in front of him walking towards him, he saw that his posture was a bit wrong, he was wobbly and weak.Before Zhu Zhuangzhuang had time to dodge, the man actually fell straight towards her, even crushing her to the ground.
What Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt at the time was that he was smashed by a telegraph pole.
It feels like a man, but he is very slender and thin, his whole body seems to have only bones, and the feeling of being hit by a bone frame is not very good.
The staff quickly pulled the man up from Zhu Zhuangzhuang's body and sent him to the hospital together. The scene was very chaotic at the time. After he settled down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang realized that everyone thought he and the man knew each other.
"Miss, he's on top of you regardless of anyone else, and you came to the hospital to help him because you have nothing to do. You must know him." After the last lady from the sales office finished speaking, the remaining All the mess was handed over to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and he left immediately.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang could only swallow speechlessly, tried his best to find the mobile phone from the man, and dialed the fucking number, but a secretary answered, saying that Mr. Zhao was in a meeting and she would notify her as soon as possible.
It turns out that his mother is a strong woman, and she probably doesn't care much about her children, Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought.
The doctor said that there was nothing serious about the man's body, but he was too weak, so he hung the nutrient solution and waited for him to wake up.There was nothing to do while waiting, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang began to look at this man.
Looking at it, I have to say that she has found a treasure—this man is a soft, slender and handsome man who was popular some time ago, with thick and long eyelashes, a small face with beautiful features, and a sickly pale mouth. beautiful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's advantage is that he never wastes food, so even though he encountered the turmoil just now, he still kept the biscuits, so he took them out and watched the beautiful men while eating.
As a result, just after taking a few bites, the sickly handsome man's nose fluttered, as if he smelled something.Then he slowly opened his eyes and looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, his eyes were quite hungry.
Being looked at by a handsome guy like this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was quite embarrassed, and hurriedly sat up straight with his calves together, trying to create a little lady image.But the sickly handsome boy jumped up from the bed, rushed towards her, grabbed... the biscuits in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand, put them in his mouth, and chewed them.
That look is quite familiar, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang himself chewed like this when he was hungry and flustered.
As a foodie, I am very happy to meet like-minded people. Zhu Zhuangzhuang generously gave him another biscuit in his bag, and poured him a cup of hot water to avoid choking.
After all, it is very disillusioning for a handsome guy to choke and roll his eyes and salivate.
After eating two pancakes, the sickly handsome man's complexion improved a lot. He looked up at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, thanked him softly, and the next sentence was: "Miss, is there anything else to eat?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very kind to the amount of food the sick and handsome man had, so he ran out of the hospital and bought some big meat buns for him at a nearby stall, the buns were so big that a Tibetan mastiff could choke to death.
After swallowing everything, the sickly handsome man finally recovered, wiped his lips, and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I haven't eaten for two days."
"Could someone tie you up with a rope and not let you eat?" Apart from this reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't think of a reason why a person could not eat or drink for two days.
"No, I was so busy doing experiments that I forgot to eat. I couldn't bear the hunger today, so I went out to eat something, but I became dizzy and fainted for some reason." The sickly handsome man explained .
In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's life, eating is the most important thing, so she can't understand the sick and beautiful man's sleepless nights.
While chatting, a sexy big beauty wearing professional attire with big curly hair walked into the ward, looked at the beautiful sick man on the bed, and frowned.
The sickly handsome man called out his cousin to the sexy beauty in a low voice.Zhu Zhuangzhuang clicked his tongue, thinking that God is really unfair, like the sickly handsome man's family has such good genes, but his own family is full of crooked melons and dates.
(Zhu Zhuangzhuang's family: Please don't drag us into the water, thank you.)
The sexy beauty asked the sickly handsome man: "Hai Er, what's the matter with you, just received a call from my aunt's secretary, Xiao Chen, saying that you are hospitalized, did you faint from hunger again?"
The word "you" made Zhu Zhuangzhuang touch his stomach involuntarily, thinking how good I am to you, Master, I only let you hold on and never let you go hungry.
But this sickly handsome man is called Hai Er?Haier washing machine?Thinking of the two Haier brothers who were running around in their underwear, Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought, Haier's mother must hate him very much.
His cousins are all here, so it doesn't make sense for him to stay here, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang wants to leave.Just as she was about to speak, her cousin's cell phone rang. After listening for a while, her cousin's expression was as terrifying as hearing aliens about to invade the earth: "What? Qin Zhong knows I'm here? Shit!"
After hanging up the phone, the cousin hurriedly said: "Hai Er, Qin Zhong found out that I am here, I can't stay here any longer, please take good care of you, my little girlfriend."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a long time before he realized that his cousin thought she was the girlfriend of this beautiful boy and wanted to explain, but she didn't know where to start.
Why are you so lucky these days, and people everywhere think you are your girlfriend?
The cousin picked up the brand-name bag and was about to turn around and go out, but was surprised to see a tall man in his 30s with stiff sunglasses who had come to the door at some point, staring at the cousin expressionlessly.
The cousin immediately froze: "Damn, Qin Zhong, do you want to be so fast!"
And Hai Er called Qin Zhong softly: "Hello, cousin-in-law."
Qin Zhong didn't even look at the people in the ward, he straddled his long legs forward, stretched his long hands forward, and directly carried his cousin on his shoulders, ignored his cousin's loud cry for help, turned around and left.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a moment, is this a family ethics drama?
"Sorry, my relatives, it's rather strange." Hai Er coughed lightly and explained.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought to himself, in fact, don't just talk about your relatives, sick and beautiful boy, you are not much better.
"Your cousin's husband won't do anything to your cousin, right?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was still a little worried, and instantly recalled the image of An Jiahe's domestic violence in "Don't Talk to Strangers".
"My cousin-in-law won't hurt her. I can't tell what happened between them for a while." The sickly handsome man had just woken up from a coma, and he didn't have the energy to tell a story.
Fortunately, the sick and beautiful man's family has a big business. It didn't take long for the secretary Xiao Chen, whose name was mentioned several times, to come to the hospital with his nanny.Seeing that the beautiful boy was taken care of, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was finally able to get out and leave the hospital.
When leaving the hospital, Zhu Zhuangzhuang bought three big meat buns, the kind that could choke three Tibetan mastiffs to death, and walked back to school while eating.
While walking on the road, the mobile phone rang suddenly. Zhu Zhuangzhuang was gnawing on the steamed stuffed bun vigorously, and answered the call before he had time to look at the caller ID. Unexpectedly, the voice inside made her break out in a cold sweat.
"My ex-student and current girlfriend, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, have you eaten yet?"
Although he didn't see Chang Hong's appearance, Zhu Zhuangzhuang could imagine with his toes that Chang Hong's small white teeth were shining brightly in the sun.
Only then did Zhu Zhuangzhuang come to his senses, because he hadn't had time to change his phone number because of the entanglement with Hai Er.As soon as he thought about it, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to hang up the phone and run to the business hall, but Chang Hong said something casually there: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, if you refuse to answer my call or change your mobile phone number, I will call you tonight." I will climb out of the wall and go to the dormitory to find you."
The threatening meaning of this sentence was too obvious, Zhu Zhuangzhuang almost squeezed out the filling of the big bun in his hand, and said with restraint: "Brother, what exactly do you want?"
"I can come out this Sunday. Think about what to eat first, and then go together." Chang Hong said.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang understood that a person with infinitely low character like Chang Hong could definitely do such things as climbing over the fence and breaking into the girls' dormitory, so she could only give up the idea of changing the number.
In a blink of an eye, it was the Sunday that Chang Hong mentioned. The other three people in the dormitory went out for a date early in the morning, while Zhu Zhuangzhuang was catching up on sleep in the warm bed.Zhu Zhuangzhuang picked it up in a daze, and before he could say "Hello", he heard Chang Hong over there say: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I've been waiting downstairs in your dormitory. I'll give you 10 minutes to freshen up."
"Oh." Zhu Zhuangzhuang hung up the phone, turned off the phone, and continued to sleep deeply.
But in the middle of sleeping, he suddenly remembered that Chang Hong who called was ferocious in nature, so he got up and changed clothes quickly.
Just when Zhu Zhuangzhuang had put on his corset and was about to put on his T-shirt, the door was opened by Chang Hong from the outside.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang remembered Chang Hong's ferocious nature, but he forgot Dajiao's confused nature—always forgetting to lock the door.
At that moment, Chang Hong and Zhu Zhuangzhuang stared wide-eyed, and then——
"Ahhh-"
The sound was so loud that even the aunt in the dormitory downstairs who was watching "If You Are the One" heard it.In order not to disturb the people, Chang Hong hurriedly covered Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I really didn't know you were wearing clothes."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was ashamed and angry when he thought that he had just been seen all over. When he saw the big palm on his mouth, he quickly bit it with a "wow".
The force was so ruthless that even blood came out from the bite, but Chang Hong didn't make a sound.
In the end, it was Zhu Zhuangzhuang who had no interest in biting, so he let go.
Chang Hong wiped the wound on his hand nonchalantly, and said, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, look at your teeth, they look like little wolf dogs, really sharp, but in this way, we will be evened."
"This is called evening, you have a good idea! Why don't you just take off your clothes and show me?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry that half of his blood rushed to his head.
And in the next second, the remaining half of her blood also rushed to her head—because Chang Hong quickly and naturally began to undress her clothes, and after three seconds, she could clearly see that Chang Hong was stripped naked. How was it.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang &*...&%...￥%#...
If there is a spoon, she would like to take out her eyeballs——Chang Hong's unsightly moment is so permanently fixed in her mind.For a long time afterwards, Zhu Zhuangzhuang would dream of a big monster with sharp white teeth chasing her constantly, every time she would be driven into a dead end, trembling as she watched the monster approach with a grinning grin, and slowly Lifting off the clothes on her body, revealing something she didn't want to see at all.
Such a nightmare was so terrifying that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was dragged by a graduate student sister from the Department of Psychology to study it as a guinea pig for several days.
At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang just wanted to pick out his own eyeballs.
There was a rustling sound of clothes being put on behind him, and then Chang Hong said, "Okay, is it even now?"
Due to the great stimulation just now, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a daze, basically at the mercy of Chang Hong - he dragged her directly to eat the most luxurious buffet in the city.Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stimulated, his instincts were still there. When he saw the rich food, his blood immediately filled up, and he ran to grab the food with the plate.
The legendary Haagen-Dazs ice cream, big red crabs, very evil abalones, huge lobsters, countless desserts, mature steaks, and all kinds of delicious Chinese food , Looking at the delicious food, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that the world was infinitely beautiful.
Of course, it would be even better if Chang Hong wasn't sitting opposite.
Chang Hong took a lot of dishes and put them all in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang. He looked at her with a smile, and said in his eyes, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, the organization believes that you will definitely eat back the money we gave you."
Every time he eats, Chang Hong's eyes can make Zhu Zhuangzhuang sweat coldly - does this guy think that Long Yang's love and foot fetishism are no longer lethal to him, so he satisfies his evil desire by watching others eat?
What a perverted Himalayas.
But in the face of delicious food, Zhu Zhuangzhuang chose to ignore Chang Hong.
"We'll go to the movies together after dinner, and then we'll go shopping and buy you some clothes and shoes." Chang Hong made a very complete plan for the day's itinerary.
Although Chang Hong smiled with little lying silkworms under his eyes, which is very sexy, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang looks at the photos of male stars on the Internet every day, so naturally he will not be overwhelmed by this beauty, but thinks of another aspect: "Instructor Chang, why do you Are you so interested in these things?"
"Because I haven't dated before." Chang Hong's words in a normal tone almost made crab meat stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat.
"So I'm very pure." Chang Hong's next words almost made the crab shell stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat.
"So since you took my first kiss and looked at my body, you must be responsible." Chang Hong's last words almost made Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat stuffed with crab claws.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was coughing so badly that he was about to bleed, and poured the water that Chang Hong handed over, finally regained his breath, stared at him sadly, and said, "Chang... This face has not yet had time to 'Smecta' and lose weight. How did you identify me? You said you want to trick people, Dajiao should be more interesting than me, really, Change someone else to be your girlfriend, I really can't stand your kindness."
At the same time, Dajiao, who was using cosmetics in the mall, sneezed three times in a row.
"Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you are really underestimating yourself. Although what you said is the truth, you still have your own shining points - look how delicious your food is." Chang Hong encouraged.
"That's why you pestered me?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang clenched his fists.
"When I was a child, I often had gastrointestinal problems. I often went to the hospital. I couldn't eat a lot of things, and I couldn't eat them, so I was very envious of those children who could eat well." Chang Hong began to recall the past.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang understands this kind of plot. When everyone is looking for a partner, he will be subconsciously attracted by what he lacks in the other party.
It's like short men mostly like tall women, like fat and strong men mostly like thin girls, like women with flat noses mostly like tall men.
This is a complementarity.
But what Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't understand was, when did appetite become the criterion for finding a partner?This really is a broken world!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so desperate, she stood up and rushed to the dishes to grab something, she decided to support herself to death.
When returning to the dormitory that day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang carried N bags of clothes and shoes in his left hand, and N bags of snacks in his right hand, all of which were bought for her by Chang Hong.
"Next week, I will ask you out again." Before leaving, Chang Hong told her so.
Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to cry about what happened to the sisters in the dormitory, but found that the three of them were eating happily around the table. Pizza, pasta, salad, fruit juice, seafood fried rice, various Cake, just like the Chinese New Year.And when Zhu Zhuangzhuang came back, the three of them seemed to be thieves, and the forks in their hands stopped in mid-air.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't think much, put down his things and began to cry, accusing Chang Hong.
Originally, they thought they could win Dajiao and the others' common hatred, but unexpectedly the three of them coughed lightly and started a persuasion meeting.
Dajiao picked up a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth: "Zhuang Zhuang, I said that Instructor Chang is really a high-quality man. He is tall, rich and handsome, so you don't need to be naughty anymore, just do it."
Tong Yi picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into her mouth: "Zhuang Zhuang, you think he took your first kiss away, this woman must be loyal, you are destined to be his in this life."
Xiao Cui picked up a glass of juice, sucked it and whispered, "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry."
Looking at the delicious food on the table, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly understood: "Chang Hong bribed you!"
"What is bribery? It's filial piety. How could we sell you for these food? You underestimate us." Dajiao corrected.
"All in all, you have let me down so much!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang climbed onto his bed with his head held high and his chest raised, with the look of a revolutionary martyr who despises traitors in the party.
Of course, all the food on the table was taken away by her.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang really didn't expect that the sisters in his dormitory would be bought—or because of some bad food, they were as depraved as her, which is really heartbreaking.
Since then, the three of Dajiao have repeatedly played praises to Chang Hong in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ears 24 hours a day, successfully making Zhu Zhuangzhuang even eat instant noodles that are not spicy.
Chang Hong's move was too venomous, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't guard against it, and it was very annoying, so he could only reduce the time he stayed in the dormitory.
On this day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was grilling a few skewers of chicken hearts outside the school gate. While eating and walking, he happened to meet all the clubs recruiting newcomers. There was also a fight with the members of the Flower Arrangement Club for competing for newcomers.Walking among them, Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt like he had strayed into a cult.
After eating the last bunch of chicken hearts, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped his mouth and was about to go to the canteen to buy potato chips, but was stopped by someone: "Classmate, classmate, Zhuang Zhuang pig?"
Who the fuck is this who gave himself a nickname?Zhu Zhuangzhuang was holding a bamboo stick with oil stains and was about to fight, but when he turned around, he saw a fair face—it was the sick and beautiful boy Hai Er.
This man is sitting at the table of the biotechnology interest club at this moment, with a habitual frailty on his expression, coupled with his slender body, he can arouse a woman's love.No, Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly threw away the murder weapon in his hand - the oiled bamboo stick, and ran to Haier in a hurry, and he couldn't be allowed to come here, lest he would be tired.
After the two talked, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found out that Haier was a sophomore in the Biology Department of the school, and also the vice president of the biotechnology interest club.It really is a smelly and hot "ape", Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately decided to take care of Haier's business, and sold himself with a stroke of a pen - he joined the biotechnology interest club.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang went back and asked Dajiao. It turns out that Haier is quite famous in the school. When he first entered the school, the woman who chased him and had a crush on him was counted by phone calls. Unfortunately, because of his weird personality, he always liked to do research in the laboratory. , Staying for a few days, the hungry girls had no luck, and gradually turned their attention to other handsome guys.
After finishing speaking, Dajiao looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang righteously and said: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you can eat two steamed buns at once, but now even men have to eat two at a time, which is too much. Where do you put the regular instructor?"
"I put him in the latrine." Zhu Zhuangzhuang muttered, "Chang Hong and I are innocent at all, and besides, Haier and I are also innocent, how come we become two boats?"
"Chang Hong has practiced martial arts. Haier can easily get colorless and odorless poisons. You can't afford to mess with anyone. When things come to light, you will lose your life." Dajiao reminded.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't argue, and didn't bother to explain, so he went to the laboratory to find Hai Er after seeing that the club's time was up.
The biotechnology interest club is an unpopular one, with only a few members, all of whom are highly myopic nerds.Seeing the formation, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately came to a complete conclusion—no one could compete with her for the title of "a flower in the biotechnology interest society".
Just as he was rejoicing, Hai Er's voice came from beside him: "Zhuang Zhuang Zhu, you are here, sit next to me."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a cold sweat from the surprise, as expected, Haier walked with floats.
"Then what experiment are we going to do today?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat down beside Hai Er and asked, "Use a microscope to observe paramecium or algae specimens?"
As soon as these words came out, the entire laboratory was silent, and all the nerds around looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang as if they were looking at a creature with an IQ of less than 70.Except for the kind-hearted Hai Er - he sees Zhu Zhuangzhuang with the eyes of a creature with an IQ of just 70.
"What we are going to do today is the free combination experiment of two pairs of factors in Drosophila.
"Two pairs of genes located on non-homologous chromosomes, the two pairs of relative traits determined by them are freely combined in the second generation of hybrids.
"Because according to Mendel's second law, the segregation of one pair of genes is independent of the segregation of another pair (or several other pairs) of genes, the traits determined by a pair of genes are in the ratio of 3:1 in the second generation of hybrids , and the characters determined by the two pairs of non-interlinked genes are in the ratio of 9:3:3:1 in the second generation of hybrids.
"Strong and strong pig, do you understand?" Hai Er stopped explaining.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard the words just now, and it was automatically translated into "@#￥%...&*())(*&...%￥#@#￥%...&*(".
Zhu Zhuangzhuang swallowed his saliva and nodded: "It's almost there."
The next experiment made Zhu Zhuangzhuang even more unacceptable. Hai Er actually took out a bottle containing fruit flies flying around.
Looking at the disgusting insects, disgusting wings, and disgusting feet, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's arms began to have goosebumps.
Afterwards, the parents are selected, and the little fruit fly sisters who have not done that kind of thing are separated from the little fruit fly little brother who has not done that kind of thing, and then a few pairs of pure fruit fly little sisters are selected and put together for male and female, no, male and female sports.
Seeing Haier doing such disharmonious things with a scientific and rigorous attitude, Zhu Zhuangzhuang had mixed feelings in his heart, just like the song sang - he couldn't explain clearly.
The discord movement in the fruit fly world is also a discord movement, so how can you take a tour?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang expressed his inability to understand.
Haier continued to fall into the frenzy of scientific experiments. Seeing the sunset, all the nerds had almost left, and he continued to fight.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so hungry that he couldn't bear it, so he ran to pack Kaifeng vegetables not far from the school gate.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to the laboratory with the family bucket in his arms. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Haier lying on the test bench, breathing weakly. In the experimental vessel in front of him, the fruit fly brothers and sisters were performing a love action movie.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang is about to burst into tears, you said Haier is a kid, he will be weak even after watching a fruit fly love action movie, it's too much.
As Zhu Zhuangzhuang approached, he realized that it was not because he was weak, but because he was hungry—Hai Er's stomach sang a beautiful empty city plan.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly took out the chicken wings and put them on his nose. As expected, Hai Er started to wake up. Seeing the fragrant yellow and crispy chicken wings, he suddenly changed from Ah Shun to Yi Hui. .
Being starved to death again, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was heartbroken. After so many years of reform and opening up, why did Hai Er's life still stay in the three-year period of natural disasters?
What a pity!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt sorry for Haier, but Haier was very grateful to Zhu Zhuangzhuang: "Zhuang Zhuangzhu, thank you for saving me twice, if you need my help in the future, just say yes."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang really wanted his help: "Don't call me Zhuang Zhuang pig anymore, okay?"
"I think this name is quite cute." Hai Er didn't want to give up.
"You can call me that if you really want to, but let me remind you that the last person who called me that was accidentally pushed downstairs by me, and his calf was broken; the last person who called me that was accidentally punched in the eye by me." , pretended to be a panda for three days." Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemingly casually said.
Haier's brain is not covered, and he immediately recognized the current affairs as Junjie, and changed his title: "Strong."
Chief Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very satisfied, this Haier is really easy to control, she is rare for this kind of man.
(End of this chapter)
With this in mind, the military training is coming to an end, and it is indispensable to hold a closing party.
This time each company will have a show, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang's third company decided to sing and dance together to perform the classic song "The Waves of Honghu Lake".
Although the performance lasted for a few minutes, the scene was quite grand. Two fake boats, many fake lotus leaves and flowers were brought in, and there was also a large curtain for the lake.
After the roles were assigned, Zhu Zhuangzhuang naturally became a small supporting role—squatting on the ground, holding the lotus leaf root and shaking it non-stop.
Of course, there are many brothers and sisters who are in distress. During the rehearsal, they squat for hours. Looking from a distance, those with a high level of consciousness will think it is some kind of performance art, and those with a low level of consciousness may think it is a performance art. Going to the toilet together.
As the only instructor of the third company, Chang Hong naturally became the leading actor, wearing a shirtless shirt, showing his biceps, humming a little tune, and was pushed to the center of the stage by the people below.
As the saying goes, if you show up too much, you will definitely be struck by lightning.Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to take revenge on Chang Hong on this show, making him ashamed in front of the teachers and students of the school.
The plan is not too complicated. Zhu Zhuangzhuang is not only holding the lotus leaf root, but also works part-time in the costume team. He can directly touch Chang Hong's costumes. When the time comes, he will make a hand and foot on the straps of the trousers, and then stretch out his hand without anyone noticing. , let Chang Hong drop his pants in front of everyone.
Thinking of that scene, Zhu Zhuangzhuang rolled on the bed laughing, and was thrown by Dajiao with a book of Ci Hai because of his loud voice.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang rubbed the big bump on his head and made up his mind that this time either Chang Hong will die or she will die.
The evening party was held the night before the military training parade, and it was a good opportunity to avenge those who have revenge and avenge those who have been wronged.
The three consecutive programs were ranked seventh, and the fifth program was actually the God of Cookery Contest. When the host read Zhu Zhuangzhuang's name, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head in confusion and saw Chang Hong's small white teeth stretched out to him. Knowing that at the last minute, another one was placed.
At this time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang had already changed into his clothes—with a big lotus flower on his head, and his whole body was green, just like his nephew's favorite green Teletubbies.
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang is a foodie, he is also a low-key foodie. To ask her to dress like this and gobble up her ladylike image in front of so many people is simply murderous and heartbreaking.
In addition, among the audience below, there are so many good, unmarried young men, wouldn't it be self-defeating for her to come up like this?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very angry at Chang Hong's sinister intentions.
The four contestants, three men and one woman who came up together, were all big men, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang was among them, like a small shrimp.
The table is full of Big Macs, and whoever eats the most burgers within 5 minutes wins.
Originally, Zhu Zhuangzhuang planned to hold back his gluttonous appetite and chew slowly, but who knows that the plan is worse than a change. When the whistle blew, all the students of Sanlian rushed to cheer for her. Most of them had big lotus flowers on their heads, which looked like extremely A group of Teletubbies, very scary.More importantly, the counselor was still holding a five-star red flag and shouted loudly: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, the victory belongs to you. The head of the department and all the teachers are waiting for you to honor us!"
Damn, their department is not the New Oriental Chef School, how can they eat something to rise to the collective honor, looking at the counselors and the department head's earnest eyes with hope and warning eyes, Zhu Zhuangzhuang admits - — No matter how you say it, you have to stay under them for four years!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped away his tears, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, picked up a Big Mac in one hand and began to eat.In an instant, I saw bread crumbs flying in the air, and lettuce leaves spinning in front of my eyes.
In the third minute of eating, one of the players unfortunately got choked up, rolled his eyes and was carried off the field.
In the 4th minute of eating, another contestant had insufficient stomach capacity and vomited it out.The contestant next to him saw the vomit and formed a chain reaction, and couldn't help but vomit too.
In the end, only Zhu Zhuangzhuang and a tall and strong man from the physical education department were left on the field. There were rumors in the world that the tall and strong man practiced weightlifting, and his arm was as thick as Zhu Zhuangzhuang's thigh.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang was not afraid in the face of danger, and carried out his eating activities without any haste. Finally, at the last second, he defeated Gao Zhuangnan by half a Big Mac.
Sanlian burst into cheers, and the counselor and department head patted Zhu Zhuangzhuang on the shoulder to show encouragement.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart was hurt. He just heard someone whispering below: "Who can afford this girl?"
It's over, it's over, her image is so destroyed that not even a cabbage stalk is left.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped out the remaining half of the Big Mac while weeping silently.
Back in the team, Chang Hong grinned and showed a small smile: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you have improved again."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang gave him a small smile, but there was a great beast galloping in the wilderness of his heart.
Soon, the seventh program began, and all the students of Sanlian got ready. When the music started, they first pushed out the fake boats of the two beautiful students.A group of Teletubbies below began to shake the lotus flowers on their heads and wave the lotus leaves in their hands.
The beauties twisted the little snake's waist and sang: "Honghu Lake, the waves, the waves beat the waves, the shore of Honghu Lake, yes, it's my hometown..."
After singing, it was Chang Hong and another handsome young man standing on another fake boat, who were pushed onto the stage, and then sang: "Go to the boat early in the morning and cast the net, come back at night and the cabin is full of fish..."
As soon as both sides finished singing, the two fake boats arrived in the middle. Zhu Zhuangzhuang happened to be standing behind Chang Hong.
He stretched out his hand, dragged his trousers, pulled down his trousers with a little force, and turned him into a naked Chang Hong—this was Zhu Zhuangzhuang's criminal thinking.
Sing as much as you want, do as you want, take a deep breath, Zhu Zhuangzhuang stretched out his hand, and grabbed Chang Hong's trousers - he had tampered with the waistband earlier, so Chang Hong's trousers should be better than Ximen Daguan's. Fortunately, off.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang never expected that Chang Hong moved so quickly, he immediately grabbed the trousers with his hands without a trace, and stepped down with his feet, pressing down Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand.
This time it was Zhu Zhuangzhuang's turn to show his small white teeth, but this time it was painful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a hurry and didn't care about the overall situation. He stretched out his other hand, hugged Chang Hong's legs, and continued to pull his pants while trapping him.
Da Jiao and Tong Yi, who were also dressed as lotus flower teletubbies, were dumbfounded, and Tong Yi whispered: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, how can you take off other people's pants in public?"
Dajiao added: "That's right, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, let's go down and take it off."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang gritted his teeth: "No, I'm going to fight him today!"
But Chang Hong is really a practicing family boy, for some reason, he broke his leg out of Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand with a few feints, and then sang: "The kindness of the Communist Party is deeper than that of the East Sea..."
That voice was calm and relaxed, and he didn't take Zhu Zhuangzhuang's attack just now seriously at all.
At the same time as his leg broke free, Zhu Zhuangzhuang lost his balance and fell down immediately, his buttocks hurt like sixteen petals were split.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry and hated, as if he saw a little Japan.Recalling Chang Hong's tormented him in this month, his eyes turned red in an instant.She couldn't think of anything else, so she rushed forward, fell on her back, and tore Chang Hong off the boat.
When Dajiao saw that there was a change, she immediately shouted in a low voice: "There is something wrong, the lake is going to go up!"
Originally, the lake curtain was the last to go up, but upon hearing Dajiao's order, those who lifted the curtain immediately went up, immediately covering the actors on the stage, temporarily calming down the chaos.
And Zhu Zhuangzhuang's confusion had just begun—I don't know if it was because of his wrong posture or his RP (personality) was too low, Chang Hong fell down and lay on Zhu Zhuangzhuang's body directly, using her as a meat pad.What's even more frightening is that Chang Hong's lips just happened to meet hers.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened his eyes wide, watching the water-blue curtain gradually descend, as if seeing his own sky collapse at the same time.
Her first kiss, first kiss, the 24k pure gold first kiss is gone!
He stole the chicken but failed to lose money, Zhu Zhuangzhuang failed to get revenge and even lost his first kiss. That hatred, raging and raging, could not stop drinking the water of the entire Pacific Ocean.
Da Jiao, Xiao Cui and Tong Yi all saw the first kiss being stolen.After the performance, Zhu Zhuangzhuang pulled them aside and threatened with eyes comparable to the little boy in "The Grudge": "If the three of you tell the story, I will wear a red bra, red underwear and a red scarf." Suicide, and then become a demon to destroy you!"
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang's attack attributes are not good on weekdays, no one dares to provoke him at a critical moment. Dajiao and the three hurriedly swore that if they told about Zhu Zhuangzhuang's first night, oh no, Chang Hong took away his first kiss, they would be a Older leftover women will not be able to marry for a lifetime.
Although the speech is under control, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's little heart is like a towel, being wrung back and forth, endless blood is wrung out, tick tock is saying a miserable word.Tossed and turned all night, tossed and tossed, bit the quilt to pieces, and still did not fall asleep.
Worse than her is Dajiao Xiaocui and Tongyi in the same dormitory. Every time Zhu Zhuangzhuang turns over, the three of them have a tight heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney, and they are worried that Zhu Zhuangzhuang will not want to study Ma Jiajue and put their heads in the closet one by one. , I dare not sleep at all.
So the next day, all the students were refreshed, and everyone in their dormitory had small eye bags under their eyes, and they walked erratically, as if they were going to be thieves at night.
This is the day when the military training really ends. After the freshman military training parade and summary meeting is held in the morning, they will be liberated in the afternoon.
As soon as Zhu Zhuangzhuang arrived at the playground, he saw the tall figure begging for a beating, and his teeth immediately began to itch.Finally, when the military parade ended, the leaders on the rostrum were speaking, Chang Hong floated to Zhu Zhuangzhuang calmly, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "I will wait for you at the back door after the end."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang fixed his eyes on the principal on the stage, not at Chang Hong at all.Seeing such cold and stern eyes, the headmaster couldn't help but start beating his heart. He read the manuscript and mispronounced five or six words.
"If you don't come, I will go to your dormitory to find you in person." Chang Hong threw down a slight threat.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang scolded him into mucus in his heart, but he was still afraid of being discovered by his classmates, so after the meeting, he wrapped his face in a towel and sneaked to the back door of the campus.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hid behind a small tree and set up a pergola to watch, only to find that Chang Hong was not there at all.Damn, was it tricked?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's small anger was about to rush to his brain and cerebellum, but a magic hand stretched out from behind and dragged her directly behind a building.Before Zhu Zhuangzhuang had time to enter the state, the towel with a small hole on his face was torn away, and then he saw Chang Hong's bronzed face.
"Do you think you're acting in an authentic battle? You still have a towel on your head?" Chang Hong asked with a smile.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang ignored him and just stared at him vigorously, wishing to make Chang Hong pregnant.
"Come, come, I'll treat you to spicy fish. It's just behind the school gate, very close." Chang Hong took Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand naturally.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemed to have been electrocuted, and quickly jumped three feet away: "If you do anything again, I will be called indecent!"
"Call me, but I remind you first, I will take off my shirt before they come, and then see who they think is indecent." Chang Hong's eyes were full of laughter.
This tactic was cheap and ruthless, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was willing to bow down and didn't argue with him, and asked directly: "Tell me, what do you want from me?"
"You deliberately misbehaved me last night. Although I tried my best to resist, you still ate tofu. Although tofu is a good thing, you can't eat it for free. Think about it, how should you be responsible?" Chang Hong said.
"I am the one who was eaten tofu!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was furious, "It is you who are responsible for me!"
"Well, since you must make me responsible, then my husband will not fight with you little girl, from now on, you will be my girlfriend, as long as you don't have brain cramps and run out of love, I will never return the goods. "Chang Hong blinked his eyes, and the little white teeth were looming.
"What girlfriend? Don't talk nonsense and ruin my reputation!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was frightened into a cold sweat by the sound of girlfriend.
"You made me responsible for this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang." Chang Hong smiled like an Ultraman who just beat a little monster.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a while, and finally realized that he had fallen into the trap, and hurriedly said: "I don't want to bring up the topic of responsibility. Anyway, the military training is over. From now on, we will not interfere with each other. We will go our own way and try to forget each other as soon as possible. Yu Jianghu, do you understand?"
"You said that you just became boyfriend and girlfriend one second, and broke up immediately the next second. It's not appropriate." Chang Hong touched the dimple on his chin.
"We've never been boyfriend and girlfriend before!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that if he could vomit blood at this moment, it must be the super thick type for night use. Send it off." Zhu Zhuangzhuang put the towel around his head again, ready to sneak back to the bedroom from beginning to end.
It would be great if her classmates saw her hiding with Chang Hong, the rumors would definitely burn like wildfire, and she would never stop peeing.
But Chang Hong stretched out his long legs and easily stopped her: "No matter what happens, we will become boyfriend and girlfriend, and I have to treat you to dinner before I leave."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to refuse, but how could he be Chang Hong's opponent with strength?It was dragged over in three or two strokes.Zhu Zhuangzhuang had no choice but to cover his mouth with a towel, and was dragged by Chang Hong all the way to a spicy fish shop outside the school.
Although Chang Hong is hateful, the spicy fish tastes very good.Zhu Zhuangzhuang buried his headache and decided to play too long, which made Chang Hong's wallet deflated.
The clerk collecting the fish bones looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang's record on the table and couldn't help clicking his tongue. Then he looked at Chang Hong's beautiful smiling face next to him, and immediately showed a "what a pity" expression.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was even more depressed. This group of worldly people who only see through the skin, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's personality is much higher than Chang Hong's. It's a pity that they are together.
This room Zhu Zhuangzhuang was concentrating on slandering, Chang Hong said again: "You also know our school rules, only weekends are allowed to go out, so as my girlfriend, I have to work hard for you, but don't worry, I will fight for it." I take you out to eat a lot of delicious food every week."
Hearing the word "delicious", Zhu Zhuangzhuang was confused for a moment, but after thinking about Chang Hong's evil deeds, he immediately shook his head desperately.
"Instructor, why do you insist on letting me be your girlfriend?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was puzzled, very puzzled.
"I am very pure. Since I have done the things that belong to boyfriend and girlfriend, I have to give you the title." Chang Hong explained.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang worked hard to eat all the fish in the pot, then wiped his mouth, and said to Chang Hong: "Instructor, I will treat this meal as an apology after you molested me, and the things on the stage just went like this Yes. I hope you can be a good person in the future, change your past mistakes, live in green mountains and green waters, and you will live indefinitely, okay, so be it.”
After finishing speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to slip away, with such an eager look, those who didn't know saw it and thought she was here to eat Bawang's meal.
Of course, Chang Hongneng must not be weak in fists and feet when he becomes an instructor. Seeing that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to run out of the private room, he turned over from the table. stop.
"Bright day and night, don't mess around!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly covered his chest with his hands, with a look of guard.
Chang Hong smiled slightly, his thin and shapely lips couldn't cover his small white teeth, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart shivered under the light.I saw that he directly took out Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mobile phone, pressed his own number, dialed, stored, and after three or two clicks, the mobile phones of the two of you were among you.
"Call me when you figure it out."
The psychological pressure that Chang Hong brought to Zhu Zhuangzhuang was really great. According to the three of them, Dajiao and Cuitongyi, since Zhu Zhuangzhuang came back from seeing Chang Hong, he fell asleep talking in his sleep for several nights, curled up and hugged the quilt and shouted. "Ya ya ya ya ya" made the three of them think that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was given something by Chang Hong.
Ever since the phone number was taken away, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately went straight to the mobile business office and decided to change a new card. She must drive Chang Hong out of her life.
The mobile business hall is not far in front of the school gate. Zhu Zhuangzhuang met a seller of sesame seed cakes on the road.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was concentrating on the delicacy of the biscuits, he was not wary of the person in front of him walking towards him, he saw that his posture was a bit wrong, he was wobbly and weak.Before Zhu Zhuangzhuang had time to dodge, the man actually fell straight towards her, even crushing her to the ground.
What Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt at the time was that he was smashed by a telegraph pole.
It feels like a man, but he is very slender and thin, his whole body seems to have only bones, and the feeling of being hit by a bone frame is not very good.
The staff quickly pulled the man up from Zhu Zhuangzhuang's body and sent him to the hospital together. The scene was very chaotic at the time. After he settled down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang realized that everyone thought he and the man knew each other.
"Miss, he's on top of you regardless of anyone else, and you came to the hospital to help him because you have nothing to do. You must know him." After the last lady from the sales office finished speaking, the remaining All the mess was handed over to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and he left immediately.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang could only swallow speechlessly, tried his best to find the mobile phone from the man, and dialed the fucking number, but a secretary answered, saying that Mr. Zhao was in a meeting and she would notify her as soon as possible.
It turns out that his mother is a strong woman, and she probably doesn't care much about her children, Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought.
The doctor said that there was nothing serious about the man's body, but he was too weak, so he hung the nutrient solution and waited for him to wake up.There was nothing to do while waiting, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang began to look at this man.
Looking at it, I have to say that she has found a treasure—this man is a soft, slender and handsome man who was popular some time ago, with thick and long eyelashes, a small face with beautiful features, and a sickly pale mouth. beautiful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's advantage is that he never wastes food, so even though he encountered the turmoil just now, he still kept the biscuits, so he took them out and watched the beautiful men while eating.
As a result, just after taking a few bites, the sickly handsome man's nose fluttered, as if he smelled something.Then he slowly opened his eyes and looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, his eyes were quite hungry.
Being looked at by a handsome guy like this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was quite embarrassed, and hurriedly sat up straight with his calves together, trying to create a little lady image.But the sickly handsome boy jumped up from the bed, rushed towards her, grabbed... the biscuits in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hand, put them in his mouth, and chewed them.
That look is quite familiar, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang himself chewed like this when he was hungry and flustered.
As a foodie, I am very happy to meet like-minded people. Zhu Zhuangzhuang generously gave him another biscuit in his bag, and poured him a cup of hot water to avoid choking.
After all, it is very disillusioning for a handsome guy to choke and roll his eyes and salivate.
After eating two pancakes, the sickly handsome man's complexion improved a lot. He looked up at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, thanked him softly, and the next sentence was: "Miss, is there anything else to eat?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very kind to the amount of food the sick and handsome man had, so he ran out of the hospital and bought some big meat buns for him at a nearby stall, the buns were so big that a Tibetan mastiff could choke to death.
After swallowing everything, the sickly handsome man finally recovered, wiped his lips, and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I haven't eaten for two days."
"Could someone tie you up with a rope and not let you eat?" Apart from this reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't think of a reason why a person could not eat or drink for two days.
"No, I was so busy doing experiments that I forgot to eat. I couldn't bear the hunger today, so I went out to eat something, but I became dizzy and fainted for some reason." The sickly handsome man explained .
In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's life, eating is the most important thing, so she can't understand the sick and beautiful man's sleepless nights.
While chatting, a sexy big beauty wearing professional attire with big curly hair walked into the ward, looked at the beautiful sick man on the bed, and frowned.
The sickly handsome man called out his cousin to the sexy beauty in a low voice.Zhu Zhuangzhuang clicked his tongue, thinking that God is really unfair, like the sickly handsome man's family has such good genes, but his own family is full of crooked melons and dates.
(Zhu Zhuangzhuang's family: Please don't drag us into the water, thank you.)
The sexy beauty asked the sickly handsome man: "Hai Er, what's the matter with you, just received a call from my aunt's secretary, Xiao Chen, saying that you are hospitalized, did you faint from hunger again?"
The word "you" made Zhu Zhuangzhuang touch his stomach involuntarily, thinking how good I am to you, Master, I only let you hold on and never let you go hungry.
But this sickly handsome man is called Hai Er?Haier washing machine?Thinking of the two Haier brothers who were running around in their underwear, Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought, Haier's mother must hate him very much.
His cousins are all here, so it doesn't make sense for him to stay here, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang wants to leave.Just as she was about to speak, her cousin's cell phone rang. After listening for a while, her cousin's expression was as terrifying as hearing aliens about to invade the earth: "What? Qin Zhong knows I'm here? Shit!"
After hanging up the phone, the cousin hurriedly said: "Hai Er, Qin Zhong found out that I am here, I can't stay here any longer, please take good care of you, my little girlfriend."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a long time before he realized that his cousin thought she was the girlfriend of this beautiful boy and wanted to explain, but she didn't know where to start.
Why are you so lucky these days, and people everywhere think you are your girlfriend?
The cousin picked up the brand-name bag and was about to turn around and go out, but was surprised to see a tall man in his 30s with stiff sunglasses who had come to the door at some point, staring at the cousin expressionlessly.
The cousin immediately froze: "Damn, Qin Zhong, do you want to be so fast!"
And Hai Er called Qin Zhong softly: "Hello, cousin-in-law."
Qin Zhong didn't even look at the people in the ward, he straddled his long legs forward, stretched his long hands forward, and directly carried his cousin on his shoulders, ignored his cousin's loud cry for help, turned around and left.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a moment, is this a family ethics drama?
"Sorry, my relatives, it's rather strange." Hai Er coughed lightly and explained.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought to himself, in fact, don't just talk about your relatives, sick and beautiful boy, you are not much better.
"Your cousin's husband won't do anything to your cousin, right?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was still a little worried, and instantly recalled the image of An Jiahe's domestic violence in "Don't Talk to Strangers".
"My cousin-in-law won't hurt her. I can't tell what happened between them for a while." The sickly handsome man had just woken up from a coma, and he didn't have the energy to tell a story.
Fortunately, the sick and beautiful man's family has a big business. It didn't take long for the secretary Xiao Chen, whose name was mentioned several times, to come to the hospital with his nanny.Seeing that the beautiful boy was taken care of, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was finally able to get out and leave the hospital.
When leaving the hospital, Zhu Zhuangzhuang bought three big meat buns, the kind that could choke three Tibetan mastiffs to death, and walked back to school while eating.
While walking on the road, the mobile phone rang suddenly. Zhu Zhuangzhuang was gnawing on the steamed stuffed bun vigorously, and answered the call before he had time to look at the caller ID. Unexpectedly, the voice inside made her break out in a cold sweat.
"My ex-student and current girlfriend, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, have you eaten yet?"
Although he didn't see Chang Hong's appearance, Zhu Zhuangzhuang could imagine with his toes that Chang Hong's small white teeth were shining brightly in the sun.
Only then did Zhu Zhuangzhuang come to his senses, because he hadn't had time to change his phone number because of the entanglement with Hai Er.As soon as he thought about it, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to hang up the phone and run to the business hall, but Chang Hong said something casually there: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, if you refuse to answer my call or change your mobile phone number, I will call you tonight." I will climb out of the wall and go to the dormitory to find you."
The threatening meaning of this sentence was too obvious, Zhu Zhuangzhuang almost squeezed out the filling of the big bun in his hand, and said with restraint: "Brother, what exactly do you want?"
"I can come out this Sunday. Think about what to eat first, and then go together." Chang Hong said.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang understood that a person with infinitely low character like Chang Hong could definitely do such things as climbing over the fence and breaking into the girls' dormitory, so she could only give up the idea of changing the number.
In a blink of an eye, it was the Sunday that Chang Hong mentioned. The other three people in the dormitory went out for a date early in the morning, while Zhu Zhuangzhuang was catching up on sleep in the warm bed.Zhu Zhuangzhuang picked it up in a daze, and before he could say "Hello", he heard Chang Hong over there say: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I've been waiting downstairs in your dormitory. I'll give you 10 minutes to freshen up."
"Oh." Zhu Zhuangzhuang hung up the phone, turned off the phone, and continued to sleep deeply.
But in the middle of sleeping, he suddenly remembered that Chang Hong who called was ferocious in nature, so he got up and changed clothes quickly.
Just when Zhu Zhuangzhuang had put on his corset and was about to put on his T-shirt, the door was opened by Chang Hong from the outside.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang remembered Chang Hong's ferocious nature, but he forgot Dajiao's confused nature—always forgetting to lock the door.
At that moment, Chang Hong and Zhu Zhuangzhuang stared wide-eyed, and then——
"Ahhh-"
The sound was so loud that even the aunt in the dormitory downstairs who was watching "If You Are the One" heard it.In order not to disturb the people, Chang Hong hurriedly covered Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I really didn't know you were wearing clothes."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was ashamed and angry when he thought that he had just been seen all over. When he saw the big palm on his mouth, he quickly bit it with a "wow".
The force was so ruthless that even blood came out from the bite, but Chang Hong didn't make a sound.
In the end, it was Zhu Zhuangzhuang who had no interest in biting, so he let go.
Chang Hong wiped the wound on his hand nonchalantly, and said, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, look at your teeth, they look like little wolf dogs, really sharp, but in this way, we will be evened."
"This is called evening, you have a good idea! Why don't you just take off your clothes and show me?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry that half of his blood rushed to his head.
And in the next second, the remaining half of her blood also rushed to her head—because Chang Hong quickly and naturally began to undress her clothes, and after three seconds, she could clearly see that Chang Hong was stripped naked. How was it.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang &*...&%...￥%#...
If there is a spoon, she would like to take out her eyeballs——Chang Hong's unsightly moment is so permanently fixed in her mind.For a long time afterwards, Zhu Zhuangzhuang would dream of a big monster with sharp white teeth chasing her constantly, every time she would be driven into a dead end, trembling as she watched the monster approach with a grinning grin, and slowly Lifting off the clothes on her body, revealing something she didn't want to see at all.
Such a nightmare was so terrifying that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was dragged by a graduate student sister from the Department of Psychology to study it as a guinea pig for several days.
At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang just wanted to pick out his own eyeballs.
There was a rustling sound of clothes being put on behind him, and then Chang Hong said, "Okay, is it even now?"
Due to the great stimulation just now, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a daze, basically at the mercy of Chang Hong - he dragged her directly to eat the most luxurious buffet in the city.Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stimulated, his instincts were still there. When he saw the rich food, his blood immediately filled up, and he ran to grab the food with the plate.
The legendary Haagen-Dazs ice cream, big red crabs, very evil abalones, huge lobsters, countless desserts, mature steaks, and all kinds of delicious Chinese food , Looking at the delicious food, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that the world was infinitely beautiful.
Of course, it would be even better if Chang Hong wasn't sitting opposite.
Chang Hong took a lot of dishes and put them all in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang. He looked at her with a smile, and said in his eyes, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, the organization believes that you will definitely eat back the money we gave you."
Every time he eats, Chang Hong's eyes can make Zhu Zhuangzhuang sweat coldly - does this guy think that Long Yang's love and foot fetishism are no longer lethal to him, so he satisfies his evil desire by watching others eat?
What a perverted Himalayas.
But in the face of delicious food, Zhu Zhuangzhuang chose to ignore Chang Hong.
"We'll go to the movies together after dinner, and then we'll go shopping and buy you some clothes and shoes." Chang Hong made a very complete plan for the day's itinerary.
Although Chang Hong smiled with little lying silkworms under his eyes, which is very sexy, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang looks at the photos of male stars on the Internet every day, so naturally he will not be overwhelmed by this beauty, but thinks of another aspect: "Instructor Chang, why do you Are you so interested in these things?"
"Because I haven't dated before." Chang Hong's words in a normal tone almost made crab meat stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat.
"So I'm very pure." Chang Hong's next words almost made the crab shell stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat.
"So since you took my first kiss and looked at my body, you must be responsible." Chang Hong's last words almost made Zhu Zhuangzhuang's throat stuffed with crab claws.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was coughing so badly that he was about to bleed, and poured the water that Chang Hong handed over, finally regained his breath, stared at him sadly, and said, "Chang... This face has not yet had time to 'Smecta' and lose weight. How did you identify me? You said you want to trick people, Dajiao should be more interesting than me, really, Change someone else to be your girlfriend, I really can't stand your kindness."
At the same time, Dajiao, who was using cosmetics in the mall, sneezed three times in a row.
"Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you are really underestimating yourself. Although what you said is the truth, you still have your own shining points - look how delicious your food is." Chang Hong encouraged.
"That's why you pestered me?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang clenched his fists.
"When I was a child, I often had gastrointestinal problems. I often went to the hospital. I couldn't eat a lot of things, and I couldn't eat them, so I was very envious of those children who could eat well." Chang Hong began to recall the past.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang understands this kind of plot. When everyone is looking for a partner, he will be subconsciously attracted by what he lacks in the other party.
It's like short men mostly like tall women, like fat and strong men mostly like thin girls, like women with flat noses mostly like tall men.
This is a complementarity.
But what Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't understand was, when did appetite become the criterion for finding a partner?This really is a broken world!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so desperate, she stood up and rushed to the dishes to grab something, she decided to support herself to death.
When returning to the dormitory that day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang carried N bags of clothes and shoes in his left hand, and N bags of snacks in his right hand, all of which were bought for her by Chang Hong.
"Next week, I will ask you out again." Before leaving, Chang Hong told her so.
Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to cry about what happened to the sisters in the dormitory, but found that the three of them were eating happily around the table. Pizza, pasta, salad, fruit juice, seafood fried rice, various Cake, just like the Chinese New Year.And when Zhu Zhuangzhuang came back, the three of them seemed to be thieves, and the forks in their hands stopped in mid-air.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't think much, put down his things and began to cry, accusing Chang Hong.
Originally, they thought they could win Dajiao and the others' common hatred, but unexpectedly the three of them coughed lightly and started a persuasion meeting.
Dajiao picked up a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth: "Zhuang Zhuang, I said that Instructor Chang is really a high-quality man. He is tall, rich and handsome, so you don't need to be naughty anymore, just do it."
Tong Yi picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into her mouth: "Zhuang Zhuang, you think he took your first kiss away, this woman must be loyal, you are destined to be his in this life."
Xiao Cui picked up a glass of juice, sucked it and whispered, "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry."
Looking at the delicious food on the table, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly understood: "Chang Hong bribed you!"
"What is bribery? It's filial piety. How could we sell you for these food? You underestimate us." Dajiao corrected.
"All in all, you have let me down so much!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang climbed onto his bed with his head held high and his chest raised, with the look of a revolutionary martyr who despises traitors in the party.
Of course, all the food on the table was taken away by her.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang really didn't expect that the sisters in his dormitory would be bought—or because of some bad food, they were as depraved as her, which is really heartbreaking.
Since then, the three of Dajiao have repeatedly played praises to Chang Hong in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ears 24 hours a day, successfully making Zhu Zhuangzhuang even eat instant noodles that are not spicy.
Chang Hong's move was too venomous, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't guard against it, and it was very annoying, so he could only reduce the time he stayed in the dormitory.
On this day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was grilling a few skewers of chicken hearts outside the school gate. While eating and walking, he happened to meet all the clubs recruiting newcomers. There was also a fight with the members of the Flower Arrangement Club for competing for newcomers.Walking among them, Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt like he had strayed into a cult.
After eating the last bunch of chicken hearts, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wiped his mouth and was about to go to the canteen to buy potato chips, but was stopped by someone: "Classmate, classmate, Zhuang Zhuang pig?"
Who the fuck is this who gave himself a nickname?Zhu Zhuangzhuang was holding a bamboo stick with oil stains and was about to fight, but when he turned around, he saw a fair face—it was the sick and beautiful boy Hai Er.
This man is sitting at the table of the biotechnology interest club at this moment, with a habitual frailty on his expression, coupled with his slender body, he can arouse a woman's love.No, Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly threw away the murder weapon in his hand - the oiled bamboo stick, and ran to Haier in a hurry, and he couldn't be allowed to come here, lest he would be tired.
After the two talked, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found out that Haier was a sophomore in the Biology Department of the school, and also the vice president of the biotechnology interest club.It really is a smelly and hot "ape", Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately decided to take care of Haier's business, and sold himself with a stroke of a pen - he joined the biotechnology interest club.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang went back and asked Dajiao. It turns out that Haier is quite famous in the school. When he first entered the school, the woman who chased him and had a crush on him was counted by phone calls. Unfortunately, because of his weird personality, he always liked to do research in the laboratory. , Staying for a few days, the hungry girls had no luck, and gradually turned their attention to other handsome guys.
After finishing speaking, Dajiao looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang righteously and said: "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you can eat two steamed buns at once, but now even men have to eat two at a time, which is too much. Where do you put the regular instructor?"
"I put him in the latrine." Zhu Zhuangzhuang muttered, "Chang Hong and I are innocent at all, and besides, Haier and I are also innocent, how come we become two boats?"
"Chang Hong has practiced martial arts. Haier can easily get colorless and odorless poisons. You can't afford to mess with anyone. When things come to light, you will lose your life." Dajiao reminded.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't argue, and didn't bother to explain, so he went to the laboratory to find Hai Er after seeing that the club's time was up.
The biotechnology interest club is an unpopular one, with only a few members, all of whom are highly myopic nerds.Seeing the formation, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately came to a complete conclusion—no one could compete with her for the title of "a flower in the biotechnology interest society".
Just as he was rejoicing, Hai Er's voice came from beside him: "Zhuang Zhuang Zhu, you are here, sit next to me."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was in a cold sweat from the surprise, as expected, Haier walked with floats.
"Then what experiment are we going to do today?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat down beside Hai Er and asked, "Use a microscope to observe paramecium or algae specimens?"
As soon as these words came out, the entire laboratory was silent, and all the nerds around looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang as if they were looking at a creature with an IQ of less than 70.Except for the kind-hearted Hai Er - he sees Zhu Zhuangzhuang with the eyes of a creature with an IQ of just 70.
"What we are going to do today is the free combination experiment of two pairs of factors in Drosophila.
"Two pairs of genes located on non-homologous chromosomes, the two pairs of relative traits determined by them are freely combined in the second generation of hybrids.
"Because according to Mendel's second law, the segregation of one pair of genes is independent of the segregation of another pair (or several other pairs) of genes, the traits determined by a pair of genes are in the ratio of 3:1 in the second generation of hybrids , and the characters determined by the two pairs of non-interlinked genes are in the ratio of 9:3:3:1 in the second generation of hybrids.
"Strong and strong pig, do you understand?" Hai Er stopped explaining.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard the words just now, and it was automatically translated into "@#￥%...&*())(*&...%￥#@#￥%...&*(".
Zhu Zhuangzhuang swallowed his saliva and nodded: "It's almost there."
The next experiment made Zhu Zhuangzhuang even more unacceptable. Hai Er actually took out a bottle containing fruit flies flying around.
Looking at the disgusting insects, disgusting wings, and disgusting feet, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's arms began to have goosebumps.
Afterwards, the parents are selected, and the little fruit fly sisters who have not done that kind of thing are separated from the little fruit fly little brother who has not done that kind of thing, and then a few pairs of pure fruit fly little sisters are selected and put together for male and female, no, male and female sports.
Seeing Haier doing such disharmonious things with a scientific and rigorous attitude, Zhu Zhuangzhuang had mixed feelings in his heart, just like the song sang - he couldn't explain clearly.
The discord movement in the fruit fly world is also a discord movement, so how can you take a tour?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang expressed his inability to understand.
Haier continued to fall into the frenzy of scientific experiments. Seeing the sunset, all the nerds had almost left, and he continued to fight.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so hungry that he couldn't bear it, so he ran to pack Kaifeng vegetables not far from the school gate.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to the laboratory with the family bucket in his arms. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Haier lying on the test bench, breathing weakly. In the experimental vessel in front of him, the fruit fly brothers and sisters were performing a love action movie.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang is about to burst into tears, you said Haier is a kid, he will be weak even after watching a fruit fly love action movie, it's too much.
As Zhu Zhuangzhuang approached, he realized that it was not because he was weak, but because he was hungry—Hai Er's stomach sang a beautiful empty city plan.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly took out the chicken wings and put them on his nose. As expected, Hai Er started to wake up. Seeing the fragrant yellow and crispy chicken wings, he suddenly changed from Ah Shun to Yi Hui. .
Being starved to death again, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was heartbroken. After so many years of reform and opening up, why did Hai Er's life still stay in the three-year period of natural disasters?
What a pity!
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt sorry for Haier, but Haier was very grateful to Zhu Zhuangzhuang: "Zhuang Zhuangzhu, thank you for saving me twice, if you need my help in the future, just say yes."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang really wanted his help: "Don't call me Zhuang Zhuang pig anymore, okay?"
"I think this name is quite cute." Hai Er didn't want to give up.
"You can call me that if you really want to, but let me remind you that the last person who called me that was accidentally pushed downstairs by me, and his calf was broken; the last person who called me that was accidentally punched in the eye by me." , pretended to be a panda for three days." Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemingly casually said.
Haier's brain is not covered, and he immediately recognized the current affairs as Junjie, and changed his title: "Strong."
Chief Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very satisfied, this Haier is really easy to control, she is rare for this kind of man.
(End of this chapter)
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