Instructor Meng Yuhu

Chapter 1 This Instructor is Damn
It is said that when Zhu Zhuangzhuang was born, his name was not Zhuangzhuang but Zhu Xiaorou, but this child did not live up to it. The other child sucked and ate, but she was like Takeshi Kaneshiro standing by her side all the time, pretending to be a lady desperately, drinking every time. Then one or two sips, and then no matter how stuffed you are, you will not open your mouth.Therefore, she was short, thin and yellow, and the aunts of the neighborhood committee came to visit Zhu's house every now and then, thinking that Zhu Xiaorou's parents were abusive.Zhu's father and Zhu's mother were so wronged that they bit the sheets in the middle of the night and cried. After thinking about it, they thought it was a bad name, so they immediately changed it to Zhuangzhuang, hoping that their daughter would be more and more edible.It's also strange, not long after the name change, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's appetite really got better and better, and he grew up like a sapling.But after several years of not being happy, Zhu's father and Zhu's mother began to bite the sheet in the middle of the night and shed tears.The reason is that Zhu Zhuangzhuang's appetite is getting better every day, and the little girl eats at most one bowl per meal, but she actually wants to eat three whole bowls.Once, Zhu Zhuangzhuang stole some expired canned food and had diarrhea all night. On the second day, her steps were sloppy and her face was pale, but she still struggled to get up and ate a big bowl of noodles with fried sauce.

How can such an unrefined girl get married?Zhu's father and Zhu's mother couldn't sleep all night because of this, worrying about their daughter's future destiny.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang never cared about this issue. He drank when he needed to drink, slept when he needed to sleep, and stretched when he needed to stretch. He ate happily with snacks and bowls every day.Zhu Zhuangzhuang ate all the way until he graduated from high school. Fortunately, so many things were not in vain, and he was finally admitted to the university of his choice. As soon as September came, Zhu Zhuangzhuang became a college freshman with a suitcase on his back and a washbasin on his head.

But before Zhu Zhuangzhuang had time to marvel at the large area of ​​the university, the large number of teaching buildings, the fresh class rules, the complete variety of snacks in the canteen, and the cheap food in the cafeteria, the counselor announced that the military training would start the next day that night.

The military training was carried out on the playground of the school, because Zhu Zhuangzhuang was studying at a key military academy next door to the university. In order to make rational use of resources, he directly invited outstanding senior students to be instructors and tortured them endlessly.

As soon as 06:30 arrives, all freshmen get up on time, put on military uniforms and run around the playground ten times.The bitter Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so hungry that his eyes stared at gold stars. If his classmates hadn't stopped him, he would have almost gnawed the fat butt of the classmate in front of him as a turkey butt.After finally having breakfast, a group of freshmen came to the cafeteria. Zhu Zhuangzhuang bought three big white steamed buns, three eggs and a cup of soy milk and began to eat them.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so excited that tears streamed down his face. The classmate next to him touched her arm: "Hey, look, that handsome instructor is looking at you."

When Zhu Zhuangzhuang was touched like this, half of the egg almost blocked her thin neck, which made her blushed, her ears were red, her face was disgusting, and she finally swallowed half of the egg, raised her tearful eyes and pointed at her classmates Looking in the direction, he saw a young man wearing an instructor's uniform looking at him.

The man had bronze-colored healthy skin, a handsome face with a bit of wildness, and a smile on the corner of his mouth.What are you laughing at?Zhu Zhuangzhuang was puzzled.She continued to lower her head and finished finishing the last big white steamed bun, and suddenly came to her senses.

Damn, he must be laughing at her for eating too much.

Being able to eat is a blessing, this man doesn't even understand it.Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't pay any attention to this tasteless man, he lowered his head and finished all the food, touched his belly, burped, and went out of the cafeteria to prepare for assembly.

After the assembly, the principal began to speak. First, he thanked the country for his gratitude to the party, and then he thanked the key military schools that sent people to the military training. Then he introduced the history of the school's brilliance, brilliance, and awesomeness. Finally, he put forward the requirements for military training for freshmen. Death is not afraid of being tired, seeing devils rushing forward, seeing bunkers being blown up, seeing gun holes blocked as much as possible, etc., until the sun rose and the students in thick military uniforms were sweating profusely and panting.

The headmaster had just stepped off the rostrum, and then the leader of the military academy in charge of the military training gave a speech, and there was another big talk about the Red Army climbing the snow-capped mountains and crossing the grass. They talked for more than half an hour. The freshmen below were almost too hot to stop cooking before it ended. , but before the end, I did not forget to introduce the instructor.

All of them were tall, straight, and handsome guys from the military academy, and the female students below were drooling continuously.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was only concentrating on calculating the route calculation and strategic deployment for grabbing lunch at noon today, and he didn't have the heart to look at the beauty at all.After all, the ancients said that when you are full and warm, you think about lust, but now, Zhu Zhuangzhuang is so hungry that his chest is stuck to his back, so he has no time to think about other things.

So, when Zhu Zhuangzhuang, who bowed his head in thought, came back to his senses, he realized that there was an extra pair of shoes in front of him.She raised her head slowly, and met a pair of slightly wild eyes, and a faint smile on the corner of her mouth.

Sure enough, the enemy is a narrow road, isn't this the tasteless man who just laughed at himself for eating big white steamed buns in the cafeteria? !

The man glanced at her, so light that there was no trace, and then said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang's class: "I am your instructor, and my name is Chang Hong. You can call me instructor Chang in the future."

Chang Hong?Also Changhong TV.To be honest, Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't have a good impression of this man.But the rest of the girls in the class seemed to have won the jackpot, all of them were so excited that their cheeks flushed, their internal organs throbbed, and Xiaochun's heart fluttered.

"So handsome!" Dahua, who was in the same dormitory beside Zhu Zhuangzhuang, trembled with excitement, and kept tugging at Zhu Zhuangzhuang's sleeve.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't understand very much, what's the use of being handsome, it's better than two big white steamed buns.

After the instructor's introduction, the team was reorganized, and everyone began to practice standing posture.The sun in September in the south has not yet weakened and is still very firm, and everyone is sweating from the sun.One of the frail women, nicknamed Sister Lin, pretended to be unbearable, and rubbed her temples with her slender hands. Her delicate body was staggering. When she saw Chang Hong passing by, she yelled "Ah, I'm going to faint", and saw the opportunity. He threw himself on Chang Hong.

At that moment, almost all the female students were angry—damn it, the little vixen is so weak in acting, how dare he eat the instructor's tender tofu first?
Of course, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was not included among the angry female classmates. She was still drooling in the dream that the more she looked at the sun, the more she looked like fragrant golden sesame cakes.

Seeing that sister Lin was about to succeed, Chang Hong shifted away in an instant, and moved away with a whoosh.However, Sister Lin is not an idle person, she stabilized her body abruptly in an impossible posture at the critical moment, she didn't look weak at all, she punched Mu Guiying and kicked Wu Zetian all at once.

According to rumors, Sister Lin once won the first prize in the national martial arts competition.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang feels that this university is different, there are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon everywhere.

Changhong Color TV scanned the crowd and said in a clear voice: "If there are any students who feel that they are going to faint, please lie down in a big font."

No one wanted to imitate Sister Shiliu's "please don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower" posture under the watchful eyes of the public, and everyone immediately stood up straight with 12 points.

Among all the students, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was the one with the tightest belly. Because it was too tight, his shoulders stretched forward unconsciously.

Chang Hong walked up to her and corrected him: "You don't need to tighten your belly so tightly, it's fine."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't speak, and his posture remained the same.

"This classmate, please relax your stomach." Chang Hong asked again.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang shook his head, expressing his resistance.

Chang Hong smiled slightly, his teeth were as white as animal teeth: "Are you... despising the instructor?"

Contempt for instructors is a death penalty, but a living crime is inevitable.Zhu Zhuangzhuang surrendered, and relaxed his lower abdomen with tears in his eyes.The moment she relaxed, everyone understood the reason why she made such a weird posture—there was only a burst of continuous "gurg, gurg, gurgling", a sound that expressed hunger came from her belly, it was almost It's a chaotic bombshell, big and small pearls falling on a jade plate.

The whole class was eerily silent.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang knew that he was done for. The embarrassing deed just now would be circulated endlessly by gossip people on campus. In the whole four years of university, no male classmates, seniors, and juniors would come to her to seek hookups and dating.

And the culprit was Changhong Color TV, who was smiling at the corner of his mouth at the moment.

"Voice is good, body is good," he said.

At this moment, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to stab him to death with ten chicken wings.

Finally, when it was time for dinner, all the boys were so hungry that their chests stuck to their backs, and all the girls were so hungry that their D cups shrank into C cups, C cups shrank into B cups, B cups shrank into A cups, A cups shrank into A cups, and so on.As a result, a flood of freshmen flocked into the cafeteria.

But during the military training, there are rules for eating. After eating, everyone stood in front of the designated table and drool while looking at the delicious meat and vegetables in the four large pots.

The person in charge of the military training stood in front and called out with great enthusiasm: "Students, come and sing "We Serve as Soldiers" with me, and get ready!"

The extremely hungry Zhu Zhuangzhuang was on the verge of madness, his mother was dying, and he could see but could not eat.

But people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang could only sing along.

After singing, the person in charge of the military training pointed to Zhu Zhuangzhuang and praised: "Well, look! This student has such a high level of ideological awareness, he immediately entered the role and truly regarded himself as a soldier. Seeing the tears on her face, she sings so vividly." Feelings! Everyone must learn from her, don’t be afraid of hardships or tiredness in the next training, persist and persist, work hard and work hard!”

Zhu Zhuangzhuang did cry, but it wasn't because of his ideological awareness. The child's ideological awareness was not as big as a peanut.

She was crying from hunger, and while crying, she heard Chang Hong's chuckle next to her, which was very ear-piercing.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang really didn't understand which radish hole this instructor came from!

After singing, I can finally eat, but I didn't expect that this society is too dark, and the person in charge of military training stipulates that he must wait for him to blow the whistle before doing anything.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang began to brainstorm the documentaries he had watched before—this is also the rule in the army to feed military dogs.

Damn, it took so much effort to evolve to the top of the food chain, but in the end he was still treated like a little wolf dog, Zhu Zhuangzhuang burst into tears.

The person in charge of the military training held his whistle, looked around, puffed his cheeks, and when it seemed that he was about to blow it and all the students were nervously preparing for work, he took the whistle from his mouth and said: "There is still sound, There are also voices, I can see which table is still talking."

All students are silent.

Then, with his whistle in his mouth, he looked around, puffed his cheeks, and when it seemed that he was about to blow it and all the students were nervously preparing for work again, he took the whistle out of his mouth again and said, "Well, this time That’s right, students, just keep this attitude.”

All the students' small universes rose collectively.

Finally, with his whistle in his mouth, he looked around again, puffed his cheeks, and just when it seemed that he was about to blow it and all the students were nervously preparing for work again, he took out the whistle from his mouth and said, "By the way, tell me Things, gather at the playground on time at 02:30 in the afternoon, and you are not allowed to be late."

All the students looked at the person in charge of the military training with green eyes, except Zhu Zhuangzhuang - her eyes were red.

The whistle finally sounded, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang took the momentum of picking up the fork to pick up the vegetables quickly.Her aura was too strong, and the level of the tablemates was not high enough, so she was stunned and forgot to eat, which gave Zhu Zhuangzhuang a precious opportunity to attack.

The military training involves a lot of exercise, and the students are in the developmental stage, so they eat a lot. The leaders took this into consideration, so each table was provided with enough food. Most of the tables had a lot of steamed buns left over, except for the table where Zhu Zhuangzhuang was. , the meals were all eaten clean.Even the cleaning lady in the cafeteria sighed, saying that she had never seen a basin that was licked so clean in more than 20 years of work.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't care about these things. She touched her full belly and walked out of the cafeteria sideways while picking her teeth with a satisfied smile.

In the afternoon, it was another hard afternoon to practice standing posture.

For Zhu Zhuangzhuang, the only luck is that the Changhong color TV did not bother him again, thank God.

During dinner, some students went to the canteen to hoard a lot of instant noodles and snacks because they were not used to the school meals or could not bear the pressure of grabbing food, which led to a gorgeous increase in the food waste rate in the cafeteria.The leader was furious and decided to use a trick.

That night, when all the students had finished washing and were about to fall asleep, the leader sent instructors to search for snacks in their respective classes.

Chang Hong waited until the time was almost up, so he wandered to the girls' dormitory.When the aunt in the dormitory let them in, she covered her mouth with her hands and whispered: "They have already let down their vigilance, comrade instructors are up to you."

She looks like she is acting in a revolutionary drama. If it wasn't for the hot weather, she would wear a scarf and pretend to be Sister Jiang.

When Chang Hong opened the door of bedroom 202 accompanied by the female class teacher, he found that among the four girls, one was reading a book, one was doing weight-loss exercises, the other was shyly talking on the phone with her boyfriend, and the last one had her back to them Sitting at the small table eating instant noodles with his head buried.

That silly child is Zhu Zhuangzhuang.

Chang Hong walked over and patted her on the shoulder.Zhu Zhuangzhuang raised his head undefended, and saw that it was Chang Hong, he was stunned, and forgot to think for a while, leaving only the curved noodle with soup hanging dangling from the corner of his mouth.

Chang Hong smiled at her, his teeth were whiter and brighter than the fluorescent lamp above his head.

On a certain day in a certain year, Zhu Zhuangzhuang died honorably.

Also arrested that day were the other four female students, all of whom harbored a heinous amount of snacks. Later, the school named them the "Five Hungry Men of Langya Mountain", and their names will last forever.

Of course, this is all for later, let's not mention it for now, just talk about the present.Five girls were called to the playground to be criticized and educated by their respective instructors.

In other words, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was taken over by Chang Hong.

The autumn tiger in September is quite powerful, and the night is still sweltering. Chang Hong is wearing a military vest, with his hands inserted into the wide military trousers, and his two muscular arms are particularly eye-catching.

Being stared at by a man like this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang really didn't like it.

"Is your name Zhu Zhuangzhuang?" Chang Hong said suddenly.

When Zhu Zhuangzhuang was asked abruptly, he felt a little flustered, immediately touched his feet, raised his right hand as a standard military salute, and said politely: "Report to the instructor, my name is Zhu Zhuangzhuang."

"This name is quite vivid." Chang Hong grinned, his teeth were white, like a wild animal.

This was a blatant insult. Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang was angry, he had to bow his head during the military training and could only endure it.

"Do you know where I went wrong?" Chang Hong asked with his head tilted slightly.

"I know, I know, I know too much." Zhu Zhuangzhuang understood that the most important thing at this time is to admit his mistakes with a correct attitude, so that Chang Hong can quickly put himself back.

Maybe the half bowl of instant noodles in the dormitory hasn't been thrown away yet, and it can still be eaten after being heated with boiling water.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang swallowed his saliva.

"Still thinking about the half bowl of instant noodles in the dormitory?" Chang Hong asked abruptly.

"Hmm... oh, no, no, no." Zhu Zhuangzhuang almost fell for the trick, and when he woke up, he broke out in a cold sweat.

This Chang Hong is simply transformed by a groundhog, amazing.

"It's fine if you don't think about it. By the way, I have poured out the instant noodles." Chang Hong said lightly.

Depend on? !Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so startled that he had diabetes insipidus.

"What? Your expression is that you think the instructor is doing something wrong?" Chang Hong began to bark his little white teeth again.

"No, no, instructor, your martial arts are unrivaled in the world, your blessings are equal to the sky, and you will be admired by all generations." Zhu Zhuangzhuang swallowed back his tears.

It's still the same old saying, people have to bow their heads during military training.

"Okay, eat more when you eat in the future, and don't eat snacks at night, it's easy to get angry. Look at those 'youthful and beautiful curry pox' on your face, they are almost connected to the Big Dipper." Chang Hong looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang , frowned, took a deep breath, and bared his teeth—the shiny white teeth.

"Yes, yes, the instructor taught you the right thing." The tears in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart flowed like the Niagara Falls.

Seeing that the lesson was almost done, Chang Hong waved Zhu Zhuangzhuang back to the dormitory.

The next day, the number of leftovers in the school cafeteria dropped dramatically.

Of course, most of them are Zhu Zhuangzhuang's credit.

It is said that when Zhu Zhuangzhuang was eating happily, Dajiao who was opposite him suddenly had a facial nerve twitch.It took several seconds for Zhu Zhuangzhuang to realize that she was reminding herself, after a moment of meditation, she suddenly felt a small high pressure coming from behind her.Startled, Zhu Zhuangzhuang suddenly turned his head and bumped into a rather attractive chest.

Afterwards, Dajiao commented on the accident: "Actually, it's quite romantic when you think about it carefully. In idol dramas, the male and female protagonists meet like this—if it's your face that bumps into someone's chest."

Unfortunately, it was not Zhu Zhuangzhuang's face that hit Chang Hong's chest, but the bowl in her hand—a bowl full of soup.

Chang Hong's neat and straight military uniform was just sprinkled with greasy soup.

The air pressure instantly dropped by dozens of percentage points, and even the irrelevant people around gasped.

Chang Hong looked down at the colorful area on his chest, then looked up at Zhu Zhuangzhuang who had already turned into marble in front of him, stretched out his finger, pointed at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and curled his mouth into a flower that would not bloom: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Zhuangzhuang... "

Although the voice was extremely soft, Zhu Zhuangzhuang still had the feeling that disaster was imminent.

Sure enough, when Zhu Zhuangzhuang was washing the lunch box, Chang Hong stuffed the greasy clothes he had just changed into Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hands: "Student, please wash, dry and iron them and bring them tomorrow morning."

Although the tone is thank you for your cooperation, but the confidence is to refuse to resist.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang confessed.

After the episode, train as usual.

After all, it is a sunny day, and every hour of training, there will be a few minutes of rest, and these few minutes have also become a time for girls to gossip.

Of course, most of the topics discussed were about Chang Hong.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't want to hear the name, so he squatted down and pulled weeds.

Dajiao, who was in the dorm room, came over to make friends with her: "Hey, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, what do you think this instructor Chang looks like? It's so interesting."

"What smell? Body odor? Foot odor?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang already regarded Chang Hong as a class enemy.

"I know you were caught and punished for eating snacks last time, so I hold grudges, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a handsome guy."

"Born from the heart, this person is nothing more than a skin, but his character is extremely inferior, even with those small teeth." Uncle Lei Feng said that to deal with the enemy should be as cruel and ruthless as severe winter.

"Hey, not only does he look good, but he has a bright future in the future. He will definitely become an officer after graduation. How well are the brothers in the army treated now." Dajiao began to look cautious.

"What's so good about it? He has such a wicked mind, he will be noticed sooner or later, and he will be cleared out of the army." Zhu Zhuangzhuang is a little woman in essence, and he felt very refreshed after saying such bad things behind Chang Hong's back.

But after he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the surrounding air pressure dropped. Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head and found a tall and strong figure standing against the light. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, but that smile?sinister smile?Sinister smile... All in all, the shiny white teeth revealed by the unknown smile completely revealed the identity of the visitor.

It turned out to be "Uncle Cao Cao".

Dajiao beside her swallowed her saliva, and made a very correct choice in a flash - stood up, and said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang heartbroken: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, how can your awareness be so low, you actually said that we are handsome and handsome? I am so disappointed by the bad words of Instructor Chang, who has a bright future and a noble personality!"

After speaking, Dajiao raised her two little hooves and ran away.

Looking at the tall man like a young beast in front of him, small drops of cold sweat began to appear from the pores of Zhu Zhuangzhuang's whole body.

Chang Hong squatted down, pulled a grass from the ground, held it in his mouth, and chewed it twice.Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that what the old man was chewing was not grass, but his own bones.

The grass was chewed in the little white teeth for at least half a minute before being spat out. Then Chang Hong approached Zhu Zhuangzhuang and asked, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I heard that you have a big opinion on me."

"No, the weather is too hot, and I'm so sunburned." Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly explained.

"So many classmates are sunbathing with you, why haven't you seen others with brain damage?" Chang Hong asked with narrowed eyes.

"I am born with brain damage, and I will commit it whenever the weather is hot or cold." After these days of confrontation, Zhu Zhuangzhuang has deeply understood the specific meaning of making allowances, "Report to the instructor, I will take the brain damage tablets on time when I go back, and I promise not to Get sick again."

"Well, it's good to know it's wrong. By the way, I still have a big bag of dirty clothes. Since I have time to gossip, I have time to wash it." Chang Hong stood up, stretched his arms and shook his legs, and added, "I don't want to be on it. See any blemish, you understand?"

Facing the sun, Zhu Zhuangzhuang clenched his small fists and shouted with tears in his heart: "Please give me an infinite small universe to destroy this stupid instructor!"

Military training is cruel, instructors are stupid, and clothes still need to be washed.

So, this night, Zhu Zhuangzhuang dragged his exhausted body to wash and scrub by the laundry trough in the dormitory.

The next day, facing the sun, Chang Hong looked at all the clothes carefully. Finally, the animal's teeth lit up, and he pointed to a shirt and said, "I remember there was a yellow stain on it, how did you remove it?"

"Lemon juice and salt water." Zhu Zhuangzhuang rubbed his sore shoulders, not daring to speak out.

Chang Hong took off his sunglasses, and took a closer look at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with those wild black eyes: "It turns out that there is still meaning for you to live in this world."

Because of this vicious comment, Zhu Zhuangzhuang secretly greeted Chang Hong's family a hundred times.

The military training was only halfway through, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang had already lost a lot of weight. Of course, what was thin was not his body but his heart—the heart that was tortured by Chang Hong.

I don't know what's going on, Chang Hong will hurt her as long as he seizes the opportunity, Zhu Zhuangzhuang wonders if he owed him a lot of money in his previous life.

What Zhu Zhuangzhuang can't stand the most is that Chang Hong always likes to sit next to her when eating every day.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang is about to burst into tears. You said that no matter how much she eats like a wolf, she is still a young girl in her prime. How can she resist a man who treats her like an old godmother and stares at her for dinner?
What's even more frightening is that under the leadership of Chang Hong, more and more instructors began to pay attention to Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eating.It was rumored that the instructor would gamble in private every day, betting on how many bowls of white rice and how many big white steamed buns Zhu Zhuangzhuang would eat every meal.

Most of the winners were Chang Hong——as Zhu Zhuangzhuang's instructor, he could control Zhu Zhuangzhuang's exercise volume that day at any time.

Every time Zhu Zhuangzhuang finished eating a bowl of rice, the instructors at the table next to him would burst into cries of joy or frustration.With such a huge amount of attention to eat, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was under a lot of pressure, almost crying while eating.

Of course, the blame for all this is on Chang Hong's head. Zhu Zhuangzhuang began to put Chang Hong's puppet under the pillow, and every night he opened his dark eyes and stabbed them vigorously with needles.

Of course, Chang Hong's unusual attention to Zhu Zhuangzhuang was also discovered by other students. One night, this topic was brought up in a bedroom meeting held in the dormitory.

Dajiao on the upper bunk was the first to bear the brunt, and asked, "I said Zhuang Zhuang, where did you offend Instructor Chang?"

In fact, Zhu Zhuangzhuang really wanted to know the answer to this question.

Tong Yi, who was opposite Zhu Zhuangzhuang, also spoke: "Zhuang Zhuang, I think you should keep a low profile in the future, there are only a few days left in the military training, just bear with it."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that he could bear it with sincerity.

The childlike upper bunk, Xiaocui, had a sudden thought: "Hey, you think that instructor Chang is probably interested in our family's Zhuangzhuang, right?"

As soon as these words came out, there was silence in the dormitory, and Dajiao's calm voice resounded in the silence: "Xiao Cui, take a good look at Zhuang Zhuang's appearance before speaking."

Tong Yi agrees: "Yes, Xiaocui, the high school politics book says that everything must be done from reality."

Xiaocui apologized: "I'm sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore."

Only Zhu Zhuangzhuang bit the quilt and shed tears—what kind of people did he meet?
If this series of blows had happened to someone else, he would probably have snatched the morning exercise aunt's sword and committed suicide or ran to the school swimming pool and drowned.But who is Zhu Zhuangzhuang? This is the master who forgets his mother as soon as he has roast duck, and forgets his husband when he has chicken legs. If it was late, I forgot all about it.

After eating five big sauced meat buns and two bowls of porridge, Zhu Zhuangzhuang walked back to the dormitory with the lunch box in his left hand and his stomach in the right.The spring is bright today, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, Zhu Zhuangzhuang is still in a good mood.However, just when this feeling was good, the voice of that silly instructor sounded behind her.

"Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I have piled up a lot of dirty clothes, come with me."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was frightened suddenly, and broke out in a lot of cold sweat.Shocked and impulsive, Zhu Zhuangzhuang made a decision that he couldn't figure out——

With two little hooves, he ran towards the dormitory with the lunch box in his arms.

The speed was so fast that passers-by on the road could only see billowing smoke and dust.

This is the first time Zhu Zhuangzhuang confronted Chang Hong head-on.

Of course, the price is not small - in the following training, Chang Hong asked Zhu Zhuangzhuang to run around the playground ten laps, and bared his white teeth and said: "I see that your short legs ran very fast in the morning, didn't you? "

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was crying and running, but he didn't dare to disobey the military order, so he could only run ten laps abruptly.After running, her eyes turned black and her stomach was overwhelmed, and she vomited immediately, throwing out all the five big sauced meat buns and two bowls of porridge that she had eaten in the morning, without any residue left.

After vomiting, let alone training, even being alive is enough, Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a leave of absence and slept in the dormitory all afternoon.

Of course, Zhu Zhuangzhuang is strong and strong, and nothing will happen if she runs more than a dozen laps. In fact, she woke up from starvation.

When she woke up, she could still hear her stomach playing the Rhapsody of Empty City Rhapsody non-stop, and the sound was still looping in the empty bedroom for an unknown amount of time.

As a foodie, what I care about after waking up is not how late it is, not how my body is, but... where is the food?

Zhu Zhuangzhuang sniffed, and suddenly smelled a fragrance that stirred the bone marrow.Zhu Zhuangzhuang quickly opened his eyes, and saw a bowl of hot and spicy beef brisket noodles on the table—it was still two or three!

Seeing the beef brisket noodles, Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemed to see his own mother, and hurried over to pick up the chopsticks and started to eat.She just took a bite, and realized that something was wrong, she turned her head slowly, and saw Instructor Chang Hong standing behind her.

"Let's eat." Chang Hong smiled.

Others can laugh, but Chang Hong's smile reminds Zhu Zhuangzhuang of the witch in the Grimm's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel".

"I'm going to make him fat and fat, and then eat him." - said the witch.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang silently put down the bowl, climbed back under the quilt, and retreated to the corner.

"You really don't want to eat?" Chang Hong brought the beef brisket noodles in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang, picked up a large piece of beef brisket with chopsticks, and asked.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang covered his mouth with the quilt, swallowed and shook his head.

"Afraid that I will be poisoned?" Chang Hong asked.

Anyway, his face has already been torn apart, Zhu Zhuangzhuang is not afraid of anything, he simply said: "I am afraid that you...have nothing to do to be courteous, restless and kind."

"Don't worry, I just like to watch you eat." Chang Hong pulled Zhu Zhuangzhuang out of the bed and pressed him against the desk.

"I should say, do you have too much taste?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang began to worry a little, you said that there is no one else in the room, what if he dismembered himself in an instant?
It's a pity that she is a young girl who hasn't started her love history yet.

"Let's eat." Chang Hong stuffed the chopsticks into Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hands.

Forget it, the sky and the earth are not as big as food, whether he has been poisoned or not, let's eat first.

He didn't eat lunch, and he almost vomited after breakfast. Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt like a cat was scratching his stomach. remain.

After Zhu Zhuangzhuang was full, he wiped his mouth and turned his head to find Chang Hongzheng looking at him with his chin propped up. His expression was as if he was the one who had just eaten his fill.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was horrified and said: "Instructor, it's getting late, please go back."

Chang Hong smiled slightly, showing the little animal teeth: "I'll have enough rest later, remember to come get the dirty clothes."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang, who hadn't had time to catch his breath, really wanted to vomit blood on his face—what kind of trouble is this damn back-time instructor going to do? !

However, with the lessons learned from the past, Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't dare to resist anymore, so he could only obediently ran to get the dirty clothes, washed them for nothing and sent them back.

From the first day of military training, Zhu Zhuangzhuang drew orthographic characters on the notepad every day. During the day, he endured training like traditional Chinese medicine, and at night, he drew precious strokes with trembling hands.

During the break during the training that day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang took out his notepad and counted the correct characters, one, two, three, four, and writing two more correct characters and he was liberated!

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was excited when a tall shadow pressed on his back, and then Chang Hong's voice came: "Could this be the legendary menstrual cycle record sheet?"

Zhu Zhuangzhuang clenched his little pink fist, and it took great willpower not to jump up and kick his face into a Indian flying pancake.

"This is the time record sheet for military training. It's terrible to be uneducated." Of course, the last sentence was whispered.

"Are you thinking that you will be liberated in ten days?" Chang Hong asked.

It means that in another ten days, I can see that you don't need to salute, flatter, or be afraid, just walk over and let you go as a fart.Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought to himself.

"Are you still thinking that in ten days you will not know me when you see me?" Chang Hong is simply a groundhog.

"How could it be? I will be an instructor for one day, and I will be an instructor for life." With only two orthographic characters left, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to fight to the end.

"I think so too." Chang Hong stroked his chin with a big dark hand, "Then Zhu Zhuangzhuang, let's make an agreement like this."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked up at the little sun in the sky, feeling very depressed—what was the agreement?

The daily training is still going on as usual, everyone is sweating profusely under the sun, even if they apply a bottle of sunscreen every day, they still get burnt from the sun.I can't tell whether Zhu Zhuangzhuang is lucky or unlucky. The child's skin is naturally fragile, and the skin has peeled off from the sun, and it has become whiter than before.

So Zhu Zhuangzhuang is the most eye-catching in the team at a glance - as white as a porcelain doll.

Chang Hong often looked at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with a frown and bared his teeth, and said, "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, why are you so white? Get more sun exposure, the dark spots look good."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to tell him that it's none of your business, but for the sake of those two characters, he held back and continued, "Yes, yes, yes, the instructor taught you well."

But dog legs are not enough. In order to help Zhu Zhuangzhuang get a tan, Chang Hong specially adjusted the team to ensure that Zhu Zhuangzhuang can absorb all the ultraviolet rays no matter how the sun moves.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was blinded by the sun, and cursed inwardly, "Damn, why are you treating her like a sunflower?"
Although Chang Hong has put in so much effort, Zhu Zhuangzhuang tends to turn whiter as he gets more sun, and the Sunflower Project just aborted.

After a day in the sun, Chang Hong secretly put a big oily and fragrant chicken drumstick in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's lunch box for dinner.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so moved that he almost cried, and instantly felt that Chang Hong was a good person in essence.

He was so hungry that Zhu Zhuangzhuang gnawed the chicken leg clean in the blink of an eye. As soon as he put it down, he heard the sound of a chronograph button next to him, and then Chang Hong's calm and slightly wild voice came: "The time to kill a chicken leg is exactly 29 seconds." , Those who pressed for half a minute and 1 minute all paid for it, and Dong Zan, you actually pressed for 2 minutes? I really look down on our classmate Zhu Zhuangzhuang."

It turned out that a gamble was set up, Zhu Zhuangzhuang burst into tears, he was still too stupid and naive.

What was even more exasperating was that Chang Hong was still counting the banknotes in front of her afterwards with a smile and said, "You can help me wash clothes and earn money, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you are getting cuter and cuter."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang burst into tears, speechless.

Boiled and boiled, seeing that there was less than one straight character left in the military training, the school decided to take a day to take the students for field training.

The so-called field training is just a form - pulling all the students to a barren mountain, digging landmines in the morning and shooting guns in the afternoon.

The so-called mine-digging means that the instructors bury a few plastic bottles on the hillside in advance, and let the students divide into two groups to dig. The group that digs more can eat an extra meat dish at noon.

As soon as she heard the food, Zhu Zhuangzhuang seemed to be hung up. When the whistle started, she immediately lay down on the ground and looked around, and found several for her in a short time.

It's a pity that there are people outside the crowd, and there are mountains outside the mountains. The performance of the other group was not bad. A few minutes before the end of the game, the scores of the two teams were even.

Seeing the time passing by, Zhu Zhuangzhuang became a little anxious-the victory product is meat, oily and fragrant meat!

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was eagerly looking for it, and suddenly saw a pair of leather boots in front of him, saying that when you hate someone, you can feel his small universe at any time, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt it without raising his head, the person in front of him is Chang Hong.

The temptation of braised pork is ahead, and there is no time to talk nonsense with him. Zhu Zhuangzhuang wanted to turn around and look for other places, but he heard Chang Hong whisper in a slight whisper: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, pay attention to the position at 01:30 in front of you on the left."

Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a closer look, and sure enough the soil at that location showed signs of being turned over.

Well, it must be that Chang Hong wanted to see himself eating braised pork, so he cheated and revealed the location of the "land mine".Thinking about it this way, Zhu Zhuangzhuang gave Chang Hong a grateful look and decided to show Chang Hong some more pieces of braised pork later, and then went straight to that place.

She stretched her hand into the soil, and sure enough, there was something!Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very excited at first, drooling, but after a few drops, he began to feel something was wrong—this texture is soft and fluffy, why doesn't it look like a plastic bottle?
She slowly took the thing out of the soil, and saw that what she was holding was a mouse.

Small eyes, sharp mouth, and black hair, it is indeed a disgusting mouse.

On a certain day and time of a certain year, Zhu Zhuangzhuang fainted.

When she woke up, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found herself lying in the hospital with the smell of disinfectant all over her nose, making her whole body itchy.As soon as she opened her eyes, she found that not only her skin was itchy, but her teeth were even more itchy-the person sitting by the hospital bed was the damn instructor!
The two looked at each other for a long time until Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eyes ached, his teeth were worn out, and his fists were deformed. Chang Hongcai grinned and said, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you hungry? I'll buy you something you like. "

"Do you think I will forgive you for your bad behavior this time if you get me something to eat?!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang accused angrily.

"Chicken rolls? Hamburgers? Fried chicken legs? Chicken popcorn? Or Kung Pao chicken? Braised pork? Twice-cooked pork?" Chang Hong continued to laugh.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang gouged out his eyes fiercely, and growled in a low voice: "All of them!"

After a while, Chang Hong bought all the things, spread them out in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and let her eat freely.

This is the most difficult time for Zhu Zhuangzhuang to eat, he has to concentrate on the delicious food for a while, and concentrate on summing up the rift that Chang Hong has made with himself.

That beam is definitely thick and hard.

Thick and hard?This careless thinking is not harmonious, Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly shook his head vigorously, and said silently that I am a good literary and artistic young woman a hundred times before finishing.

To Zhu Zhuangzhuang, these things that Chang Hong bought were not valued at all, and he ate them up in threes and fives.Zhu Zhuangzhuang picked his teeth and burped, which was a little satisfaction.

However, none of the accounts that should be settled can be left behind.

"Instructor Chang Hong, do you know how bad the nature of your prank is, how serious the circumstances are, and how terrible the consequences are?"

"Did I play a prank?" Chang Hong blinked his eyes, his bronzed face was shining brightly, "Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, I just asked you to pay attention to that piece of soil, I didn't say that there must be plastic bottles in it or that there must be no mice in it. "

These words were simply unreasonable, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry.

"But I really didn't expect you to be so afraid of rats that you ended up in the hospital, so those takeaways just now were my apology. You agreed to my apology because you ate so happily, and the instructor felt very relieved for this." Chang Hong's eyes brightened even more with a smile.

Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that he was really unable to communicate with this instructor in terms of ideas.

After lying in the hospital for a while, the doctor checked that there was nothing serious, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang went back to school.Unexpectedly, the other three people in the dormitory looked at her with envy and hatred when they came back. Zhu Zhuangzhuang was all hairy: "You three didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Dajiao clenched her fists: "Princess hug! Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you were actually hugged by instructor Chang Hong!"

Zhu Zhuangzhuang was at a loss when he heard it, and only after Tong Yi's explanation did he understand that after he fainted, Chang Hong was the first to stand up without waiting for the others to react. "Sister Killing" is a more classic princess hug, picked up Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and trot down the mountain.

"How much everyone envies you!" Dajiao added with red eyes.

The three came back to their senses after speaking, and found that Zhu Zhuangzhuang was already squatting at the corner of the bed, biting the sheets.

First hug, first hug, her first hug was ruined like this!

New hatred and old hatred rushed into his heart together, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry that his teeth began to itch.

She decided to take revenge on society and Chang Hong.

But this dream is as beautiful as Lin Zhiying, but the reality is as shabby as Guo Degang.It's easy to take revenge on the society, just take a stroll around the downtown area without makeup, but it's more difficult to take revenge on Chang Hong than dealing with a thousand-year-old rice dumpling.

This matter still needs to be discussed in the long run, Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought while biting the sheet.

(End of this chapter)