Instructor Meng Yuhu
Chapter 3 This Instructor Is Dangerous
Chapter 3 This Instructor Is Dangerous
As if for comparison, when Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to his dormitory at night, he received a harassing call from Chang Hong.
"Where did you hang out today? Why did you come back to the dormitory so late?" Chang Hong asked.
When Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard this, he asked the question as if he had installed a camera in the dormitory.Turning his head to look, he found that the three of Dajiao started to look innocent and pretended to be innocent.
Inhumanity, inhumanity, these three just sold her out!
"I'm going to the library to read." Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to protect Haier.
"Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, no matter how I smell it, I can't smell the book smell on your body."
"Really? I can easily smell the ecstasy on you."
"It's a pity that you are already my bastard's girlfriend. Those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black. Tell me what you are?"
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't want to admit it, the fact was that she was not Chang Hong's opponent at all. After considering it, she finally held back the confrontation with him and remained silent.
Chang Hong is very satisfied with this: "That's right, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, your name was given by your parents and cannot be changed, but your personality can still be properly corrected, and you will develop in the direction of Xiaoniaoyiren."
A little bird is like a man, but I also spread my wings like a roc!Zhu Zhuangzhuang slandered.
After this stark contrast, Zhu Zhuangzhuang once again discovered the benefits of Haier.So, she ran to the laboratory when she had nothing to do, and brought food to Hai Er every day.
Seeing Haier's docile way of eating with his head down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang really wanted to touch his head - this child was too much like the little Pomeranian he had raised halfway before, but was seduced by wild dogs and ran away from home.
Of course, Hai Er didn't know that she was a puppy in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart, so she was very attached to Zhu Zhuangzhuang. When she saw Zhu Zhuangzhuang and the takeaway in her hand from the window, she became a little excited.In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's view, this move is just like the old Bomei who kept wagging his tail when he saw him coming home. In Aunt Qiong Yao's words, it was so cute that she felt so distressed.
The relationship between the two gradually increased with the amount of food they ate, and finally one day, Dajiao realized something was wrong: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you and Na Haier really dating?"
"Please pay attention to the civilized language." Zhu Zhuangzhuang protested, "Take back your word 'engage'."
"Come again, you and Hai Er are really dating?"
"I repeat, please use civilized language!"
"Oh, I mean, have you and Na Haier really made boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"It's nonsense, I'm still single, and I'm unswervingly developing in the direction of leftover women."
"Come on, I passed by the laboratory yesterday and saw you resting your head in one hand and looking at Hai Er holding the test tube with an idiot face. You've become so ambiguous, can you be okay?"
This is not a slander, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was indeed looking at Hai Er with an idiot face yesterday - a soft white cotton lab coat, white and thin skin, perfect profile, soft and attractive eyelashes, slender Fingers, concentrated demeanor——Zhu Zhuangzhuang's lonely heart for a long time was indeed rippling.
"I said, do you really like Hai Er?" Dajiao asked the important point.
"I just think that he is a person who makes people feel distressed, especially when he eats the takeaway I sent, he looks at me like seeing the Virgin Mary, and he never talks to me, he is very obedient , Ask him to do whatever he wants, it's too painful." Zhu Zhuangzhuang recalled.
"It's over, if a woman starts to feel sorry for a man, she must be interested in him." Dajiao sighed, "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you don't want Chang Hong, you insist on this little weirdo. I don't know what you think."
Hearing Dajiao's words, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was shocked—could she really like Hai Er?
This matter can be big or small, Zhu Zhuangzhuang regards eating and drinking as his greatest pursuit in life, so he is not so interested in love. As the saying goes, lust is only when you are full. Zhu Zhuangzhuang spends every day in order to feed his stomach When she was struggling, she naturally had less energy to spend on that matter, so she didn't have time to have anything happen in the first half of her life.
As for the matter with Chang Hong, Zhu Zhuangzhuang believed that it was just the retribution he got from eating too much pork, beef, mutton, chicken, duck and fish, and it could not be included in the category of human feelings.
That night, for the first time in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's dream, he didn't dream of instant noodles, fried chicken legs and braised pork, but dreamed of Hai Er squatting at his feet, wagging his tail like a bomei.
After waking up, Zhu Zhuangzhuang ate three pancakes in the cafeteria, burped a little, and decided to confess his love to Haier.
But she forgot that it was another weekend.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was standing under the third big pagoda tree next to the boys' dormitory building, waiting for Hai Er, holding a large bag of Xu Ji Sheng Jian, the bottom was golden and crispy, the skin was thin and the meat was fresh, the aroma made her salivate, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang exhausted everything Self-control did not steal.
The person in Fairy Zixia's dream is an unrivaled hero who will step on clouds of seven colors to marry her.And Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ideal person in his dream is a takeaway boy who will bring a big bag of fried rice to feed her.
Judging others by himself, Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that with this big bag of fried rice, how could Haier agree to be his boyfriend.
When he first called Haier, he was sleeping, and when Zhu Zhuangzhuang said that he had something to discuss, he agreed to come down after washing up.
Afterwards, the curious Dajiao asked Zhu Zhuangzhuang about his mental journey at that time: "My dear, you must feel very difficult. The waiting time for confession is extremely long for any girl."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang nodded: "That's not true, you don't know how delicious the fried rice is, I'm worried that I'll eat them all before he comes down."
Dajiao turned her back silently: "I was wrong, I shouldn't discuss human beings with you."
Without further ado, Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to the scene of the crime. At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was swallowing his saliva while waiting for Hai Er, when he inadvertently received a call from Chang Hong.
For some reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was a little flustered, sweat dripped from his palms, he looked like a little daughter-in-law who was caught stealing.
But after thinking about it, she really has nothing to do with Chang Hong, why is she guilty?
Taking a deep breath, Zhu Zhuangzhuang answered the phone.
"My cousin invited us to dinner today, where are you?" Chang Hong asked.
"Your cousin?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang once again understood his incompetence.
My cousin is here, can my cousin be far behind?What kind of mess are these people?
"I told her I had a new girlfriend and she was curious, so she wanted to meet you."
"I'm not a panda in the zoo. Everyone visits, but I don't see it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang resisted.
"Don't be shy, I told her in advance that you don't look good and you don't have a good heart, so don't worry about her disillusionment." Chang Hong made a personal attack wrapped in a comforting coat.
"I have something to do today. I'm not at school. I'm at a friend's house."
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you itchy? We can only meet on Sunday every week, and you still run around for me?"
"Oh, the car is going through the tunnel, hello, why is there no sound? Hello?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang borrowed this trick, hung up Chang Hong's cell phone, and turned it off immediately.
Clenching his fists, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sang loudly to the sky, nothing can stop her yearning to confess to Hai Er.
As soon as the glittering golden fist was put down, Hai Er came, her soft hair was a little disheveled, her eyes were sleepy, but she smiled at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with an adorable smile.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang also decided not to hold back, and took a step forward, handing the fried rice to Hai Er.
"Zhuang Zhuang, you are so kind to me." Haier gnawed on the pan fried contentedly.
"Hai Er, if I have a boyfriend in the future, in order to avoid suspicion, I can't give you food." Zhu Zhuangzhuang persuaded the first step of the plan.
"You have a date?" Hai Er put down the fried bun.
"Not yet, but maybe the next day." Zhu Zhuangzhuang persuaded the second step of the plan.
"That's a pity." Looking at the fried bun in his hand, Hai Er was a little disappointed.
"Actually, I thought about it, as long as I find a boyfriend who won't object to me giving you food, this matter will be settled." Zhu Zhuangzhuang talked about the third step of the plan.
"It's hard to find such a person." Haier asked.
"It's actually not difficult. Think about it, would you object to your girlfriend giving you something to eat?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang lobbied for the fourth step of the plan.
"What do you mean?" Hai Er was a little enlightened.
"She means that she wants to be your girlfriend." A somewhat familiar female voice completed the entire lobbying plan for Zhu Zhuangzhuang.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked back and found that the person was the cousin of Hai Er, the sexy beauty who had staged a family ethics drama with Qin Zhong in the ward not long ago.
And the one who was standing with Cousin Haier was leaning against the tree with his arms crossed, with an inexplicable smile on his lips, looking lazily and dangerously at his...Chang Hong.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang blinked his eyes, and his next move was to turn around and run away. Of course, he didn't forget to take the bag of fried buns before he left.
It was actually that cousin who stopped her this time.
The cousin shifted her eyes to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Chang Hong, and Hai Er with a smirk on her face, and said leisurely: "Young people nowadays, they learn Hong Kong dramas when they are in love. The relationship between the characters is really intricate."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't understand the meaning of this sentence for a while, but in the next second, Haier explained her doubts, and saw him say two words to Chang Hong: "Cousin."
If that sentence is true, if my cousin is here, will my cousin be far behind?
God proved that Zhu Zhuangzhuang still had a few tendons in his head, because in the next minute, she correctly calculated the relationship between the three people in front of her.
The sexy beauty is Hai Er's cousin, Chang Hong is Hai Er's cousin, and the cousin that Chang Hong said followed him to see Zhu Zhuangzhuang is also the sexy beauty.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang burst into tears. He originally thought that Chang Hong insisted on being her boyfriend was vicious enough, but 20 years ago he insisted on being reincarnated as Cousin Hai Er, which was really cruel.
"Then, the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. No one wants this kind of thing to happen. As for emotional matters, you can't force it. Are you hungry? I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you to eat." The sexy cousin said Listening to TVB's classic lines, he laughed and dragged the three of them to a hot pot restaurant outside the school.
After sitting down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept rinsing the tender beef on the table, Haier kept eating the fried buns given by Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and Chang Hong continued to stare at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
The remaining sexy cousin - whose full name is Meddy, looked at the three young men with their own thoughts in front of her, and kept talking non-stop.
"Speaking of which happened to you brothers, I am not surprised at all. When you were young, you liked to eat, drink, and play, and the tastes were surprisingly the same. At that time, I asserted that the girlfriends you will find in the future must be very similar. , It’s basically the same. I said, this girl, do you have any older sisters or something, and you should come out one by one, so as not to cause a family tragedy in our family. But to be honest, Chang Hong, you fell into the hands of Hai Er this time, and you are thinking about it My little girlfriend doesn't care about you at all, she likes Hai Er. Forget it, you as an older brother, just be a good person and leave it to your younger brother."
Hearing this, Chang Hong, who had been silent all this time, raised his eyes to look at Meidi, who was gloating and watching the show, and smiled and showed his small white teeth: "Cousin, a reminder, Qin Zhong is coming soon."
Hearing that name, Meddy's delicately made-up face froze for a moment, but she immediately recovered: "Just make it up, I'll let him think that I'm in the Maldives by giving out fake news, and he's probably already in the first class right now. That paralyzed face strikes up a conversation with the stewardess."
"Don't worry, Qin Zhong has a strong taste. Normal beauties don't like you, and I just like you." Before Meidi could attack, Chang Hong then threw another bomb, "I just sent a text message to inform him of your whereabouts. Coming soon."
"When were you notified?" Meddy dropped a piece of luncheon meat from her chopsticks.
"Just when you said, 'The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. No one wants this kind of thing to happen'." Chang Hong opened his eyes half-open, lazily, like a strong leopard grinding its teeth.
"It's because you are so hateful that your little girlfriend ran away with Hai Er!" Meddy threw down these words angrily and ran away with her purse.
In front of the hot pot table, only the trio of Hong Kong dramas were left.
After the beef was cooked, Zhu Zhuangzhuang started to cook the duck intestines, while Haier put down the fried buns and started to focus on the shrimp dumplings.
Chang Hong looked at the two people sitting in a row eating hot pot opposite him, stretched out his right hand, and leaned on the back of the chair in a relaxed and dangerous posture, and asked, "Be honest, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, how long have you been cheating on Hong Xing?"
"It's only been a few days, and besides, I didn't have sex with you. I have nothing to do with you. I'm free." Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly explained, lest Haier look down on her.
Chang Hong ignored it and continued to interrogate Hai Er: "Do you like her?"
When Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard this, he immediately felt that something was going on, and without waiting for Hai Er to answer, he hurriedly asked: "I like him too, if he likes me, will you help us?"
Chang Hong took a quiet look at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, but continued to talk to Hai Er: "Hai Er, it's still the old rule, I will give you whatever you like."
Immediately Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt as if she had received chicken blood, duck blood, and ant blood. The heavens treated her well. After enduring it for so long, she was finally able to escape from Chang Hong's hands.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er with anticipation. She believed that Hai Er liked her—at least the fried buns she brought him.
Under the pressure of the two gazes, Hai Er lowered his face, and the warm and cold autumn sun seemed to be able to penetrate his skin.Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that the whole hot pot restaurant was quiet, only the spicy red oil with thick peppers floating in the pot made a "puff puff" sound.
It seems that after a long time, Hai Er raised his head and said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang: "Zhuang Zhuang, the fried rice you bought for me just now is really delicious, can you buy some more for me?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that he and Hai Er were a match made in heaven. At such a tense moment, the child still wanted to eat, and he really had her demeanor.
With the principle of sympathy and sympathy, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately agreed: "You wait for me, and I will buy it back immediately."
After speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang walked straight to the Shengjian shop with his calf.
The shop is actually not far away, just two streets away. When Zhu Zhuangzhuang ran to it, he caught up with an old woman in front of him who had bought a big pot, so he could only wait for the shop owner to make it.While waiting, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was bored and looked at the passers-by on the street. It was the weekend and there were many young couples going out, their sweet looks envied others.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't help but also began to fantasize that if he and Haier became married in the future, the date would definitely be in a food street or something. At that time, you two would feed me a bun, and I would feed you a mouthful of hot and sour rice noodles. How pleasant.
Just as she was thinking, a text message came suddenly, from Hai Er.
At this time, the fried rice was ready. After paying, Zhu Zhuangzhuang carried the fried rice and opened the text message while crossing the road.There is only one sentence on it - "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry, just stay with my cousin, he is really good".
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at it carefully, there were nineteen characters in total, but she kept looking at them and knew every word, but when they were put together, she didn't know each other, or she didn't want to know each other.
It wasn't until the sharp car horn woke her up that Zhu Zhuangzhuang realized that it was already a red light, but he was still standing in the middle of the road.Pedestrians around cast strange glances, and countless cars whizzed past her, rolling up choking dust.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang walked slowly, all the way back to the hot pot restaurant, she hoped to see Hai Er, but there was only Chang Hong.
"Eat, I ordered two more plates of tender beef." Chang Hong greeted Zhu Zhuangzhuang as if nothing had happened.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat down and didn't touch the beef. He just picked up the fried meat and ate it bite by bite.Although it is delicious, at such a moment, there is only one idiom in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mind - the taste is like chewing wax.
Fried buns feel aggrieved.
Chang Hong sat opposite, looked at her calmly, for a long time, finally said: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, let's pretend that this never happened."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't answer, but continued to eat the fried rice until she finished a big bag of fried rice and drank her saliva. She raised her head and asked Chang Hong, "Did you force Haier to leave?"
"No." Chang Hong denied.
"Lie." Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't believe it.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you so confident that Hai Er will like you?" Chang Hong stared at her.
"Even if you don't like it, you'll like it slowly, I mean, without you." Zhu Zhuangzhuang bravely met his gaze, "Chang Hong, I hate you."
Chang Hong's face was like a calm lake, and the wind blew fine dust, covering the lake surface with a thin layer: "It's not the first day I know about this."
"I hate your overbearing, I hate your rudeness, I hate your inability to communicate, in short, I don't want to see you again!" After speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang got up and rushed out of the hot pot restaurant.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang ran across the sidewalk, into the back gate of the school, and into the grove—this is the green landscape of the school, where there are many bamboo chairs and green trees are planted around it.
Just as he was about to rush out of the grove, there was the sound of rapid and steady footsteps behind him, and then Zhu Zhuangzhuang's arm was pulled, and he fell backwards.This fell into an embrace, Zhu Zhuangzhuang recognized the smell of this body - with wildness.
"Chang Hong, let me go, I will never talk to you again, and I will never let you bully me!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept pushing and hitting Chang Hong's chest.
"When did I bully you?" Chang Hong laughed softly in his throat.
"What you should ask is when did you not bully me!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was annoyed.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, it's over if you get angry enough, let's go, I'll take you to the playground." Chang Hong coaxed.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang stopped his resistance, looked at Chang Hong, and said, "Even if I can't be with Hai Er, I won't be with you either."
"Why?" Chang Hong grinned, "Could it be that my boyfriend isn't good enough?"
"You don't want to be a boyfriend at all, you are not serious at all. Chang Hong, falling in love is not a play, even if you are not responsible for your own feelings, you must be responsible for my feelings. What I need is a normal man Friend, a normal relationship, not a love affair like you gag." Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a breath, "Chang Hong, you are not serious with me at all, you are just playing, you are just playing, you and those who have low character There is no difference between the playboys, I will not waste time on you anymore, I will find a new boyfriend soon, please don't disturb my life anymore, thank you for your cooperation!"
After Zhu Zhuangzhuang said the call, he thought about it again, and suddenly felt that his aura just now was quite majestic, which is rare.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was complacent, but he saw that Chang Hong's expression was wrong, and there was a storm of silence in his deepness.
Relying on animal instinct, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sensed danger and was about to turn around and run away, but Chang Hong pressed her down on the lawn like a mountain.The entanglement of the limbs pulled the flower branches, and the unknown tender yellow petals fluttered down, caressing the tip of Chang Hong's eyebrows.
It was noon at this time, no one passed by in the grove, and the surroundings were silent.
Frightened by the atmosphere, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly forgot to call for help, and could only stare blankly at Chang Hong pressing his body down and pressing his lips to his own.
This is the second kiss between the two, different from the sudden one on the stage, this time the kiss is more like a kiss between lovers, domineering and gentle.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that his lips were numb, as if they were filled with juice, and she thought of the bright yellow petals with full roots.
Chang Hong pressed her body full of muscles, and the female instinct made Zhu Zhuangzhuang succumb, forgetting to resist.She was lying on the soft lawn, sniffing the barely smellable fragrance of flowers, and accepting the second kiss in her life.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang raised his head, besides the blue sky, Chang Hong's deep eyes were in his sight at this moment.
She heard him say something like a sigh.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, if I say I'm serious, do you believe me?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mind was confused, she no longer remembered how the kiss ended, how Chang Hong left, and how she returned to the dormitory.
The only thing she remembers is the tender yellow petals, full of juice, like blood under the lips.
Lying on the bed, Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept recalling that kiss in his mind. How should I put it, it tasted like instant noodles, spicy and chewy.She couldn't help it, so she asked Dajiao: "Dajiao, do you not like a man, but you like his kisses?"
Dajiao didn't raise her eyelids, and asked directly, "Did you kiss Chang Hong again?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's face was a little hot: "I didn't specify, I just asked if this situation is normal?"
"Generally speaking, only men can separate sex and love, so if you like a man to kiss you, it proves that you like him, at least you don't hate him." troubles.
"But, I really hate him." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said to himself.
"Your body language is the true language of your heart." Dajiao jumped from a love expert to a psychologist.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang frowned, and recalled every moment he had with Chang Hong from beginning to end, and finally decided that he still hated him.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought, she must be a wonderful woman who only wants her body but not her spirit.
As for Haier, Zhu Zhuangzhuang hasn't seen him since he left without saying goodbye that day at the hot pot restaurant.It's not that she didn't want to see him, but that Hai Er avoided it.This reminded Zhu Zhuangzhuang of the feeling that after the little Pomeranian ran away from home for love, she cried and searched around her home but found nothing.
The only difference is that the little Bomei back then took a large pig bone as a dowry, and Haier at least left empty-handed.
Thinking of Hai Er, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very angry with Chang Hong. If he hadn’t intervened, he would have been with Hai Er in the food street. You feed me a mouthful of jelly, and I feed you a small octopus ball. So alone.
Because of this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang also started avoiding Chang Hong like Hai Er avoiding himself. On weekends, he took the bus and drove around, and did not go back to the dormitory until dark, for several weeks in a row, successfully avoiding meeting Chang Hong .
There are relatively few courses in the freshman year, and just after leaving the dark college entrance examination, they have infinite visions for life and relationships, so the activity of friendship is very popular among freshmen.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was not interested in such things at first, but there were too many girls and boys in the social activities this weekend. In order to balance the overall situation, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was dragged away like a strong man.
Adhering to the principle that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, socializing is usually between different schools, so today they are socializing with boys from another polytechnic school.
The polytechnic school is basically full of boys, and the adrenaline will surge when you see a female mosquito flying by, let alone a fresh pink girl, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang's group is full of confidence under the staring gaze of the opposite sex.
Not long after a meal, all the pairings were done, and only Zhu Zhuangzhuang and a boy with introverted glasses were left.
But looking at that shy and naturally dumbfounded look, it's quite similar to Hai Er.
Because of this familiarity, Zhu Zhuangzhuang has a good impression of this little glasses, and the two gradually become familiar with each other. In the eyes of others, these two people are a model of successful adultery.
After the meal, the couples moved separately, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was sent back to school by the glasses, and the two walked on the small playground to digest food.
It was dark, and there was no one on the playground. Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Little Glasses walked around and chatted enthusiastically, and the topic was all about Harry Potter—both of them were fans of magic.
While chatting happily, Zhu Zhuangzhuang suddenly smelled a dangerous and familiar aura, and the pores of his body tightened instantly.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head and found a pair of beast-like eyes shining sharply in the darkness not far away.
Chang Hong, who has not appeared for a long time, is here again.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you are a vine, aren't you? You can climb everywhere as long as there is a wall?" Chang Hong approached slowly, stepping on the ground with his Martin boots, with a click, which penetrated into people's hearts.
"Who is he?" Facing the burly Chang Hong, Xiao Glasses bravely stood in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang, even though he was afraid.
"He's crazy." Zhu Zhuangzhuang frowned.
After hearing this introduction, Chang Hong was not angry, but just stared at the small glasses, so that his armpit hairs stood up.
In order to retaliate, Zhu Zhuangzhuang took the arm of the little glasses and said, "Let me introduce, this is my boyfriend."
As soon as the little glasses heard it, a face was ripe enough to cook an egg again.
"You said your boyfriend is your boyfriend, what proof do you have?" Chang Hong asked leisurely with his arms folded.
"I want to prove it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang made up his mind, stomped his foot, stretched his hand over the face with small glasses, closed his eyes, and kissed that mouth.
After the kiss, regardless of the small glasses with blank eyes, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his nose to Chang Hong and said, "We kissed, now we can prove that he is my boyfriend!"
Chang Hong smiled, and that smile made Zhu Zhuangzhuang shudder. Like a leopard in the dark, he quickly stepped forward and stretched out his hand.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang originally thought that he was here to grab him, but in the end he found that he was grabbing the little glasses. After grabbing them, he lifted the chin of the little glasses, leaned down...and kissed him.
After the kiss, Chang Hong said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, regardless of the small glasses that confused his eyes, "We also kissed, does this also prove that he is my boyfriend?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned on the spot, with only one thought in his mind.
Damn, this Chang Hong is really ruthless.
This incident was nothing more than a trivial matter in the relationship history between Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Chang Hong, but it caused great harm to Xiao Glass's body and mind. It is said that after that, he officially changed his sexual orientation.
After being forcibly kissed by a man and a woman, Little Glasses staggered out of the school as if he had lost his soul, leaving Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Chang Hong to confront each other.
The two just looked at each other and smiled. Under the deep night, the two small universes intermingled into a strange atmosphere.
Smiling and laughing, Chang Hong suddenly stepped forward, stretched out his hands to pinch Zhu Zhuangzhuang's cheeks, and pulled them to both sides forcefully, poor Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ○-shaped face was forcibly pulled into a ◇-shaped face.
This gorgeous punishment made Zhu Zhuangzhuang scream in pain. Although she had succumbed physically, she was still extremely tough mentally. She decided to have more friendships in the future, and even if she did not retaliate against society, she would also retaliate against Chang Hong.
But Chang Hong easily saw her plan, and immediately said leisurely: "I advise you to give up the idea of obedience, because in the future, no one will come to you for friendship."
At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sneered at Chang Hong's words, but after a short while, she gradually discovered that things were indeed as Chang Hong expected-the people who came to her for friendship were all gone.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought left and right, pulled his hair and picked his toes, but he couldn't figure it out.In the end, I had no choice but to ask the omnipotent Dajiao for advice.
Dajiao's light and leisurely words revealed the truth of the matter: "Since you went on a blind date that night, all the men in the school with a radius of [-] miles have been notified that anyone who dares to associate with you will steal the girlfriend of a military school student. They all cherish their thin arms and thin legs, how dare they compete with those great gods who can run [-] meters without panting for women. Besides, even if someone has the guts, but after seeing your photo, Zhuang Zhuang thinks it is cost-effective It’s not very high, and it’s not worth it, so forget it.”
After listening, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry that he began to bite the quilt. These men are too ignorant.
No matter what, this friendship matter has since been cut off from Zhu Zhuangzhuang.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang lost to Chang Hong again, what an annoyance.
Although there are a lot of troubles, Zhu Zhuangzhuang still eats every day and takes care of the canteen business all day long, which makes the canteen master feel embarrassed, and wants to suggest to the school to get her a discount card or something.
In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's view, in this crumbling world, eating is her only solace. In other words, the cafeteria is her home, her warmth, and her return home.
And on this day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang encountered a trauma in her heart at the place where she returned—when she was happily eating the fragrant and oily braised pork, she suddenly saw Haier and a little girl appearing, holding a plate He sat down not far from him with a very light meal.
It doesn't matter if Hai Er shows up with the opposite sex, but the little beauty still holds Hai Er's arm affectionately.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was angry, really angry—I think she bought so many family buckets of mutton kebabs and roast duck for Haier back then, but she was so noble that she didn't even touch her hands. A serving of cabbage and tofu soup easily took his arm!
I have lost a lot.
However, considering that today's braised pork is more delicious, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided not to argue with them, so he speeded up his meal, picked up his plate and left quietly after finishing preparations.Suddenly, Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard the little beauty say in a not-so-small tone: "Hai Er, look at the woman in white on the opposite side, how edible she is, isn't she a pig?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was eating big pieces of meat, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was wearing white, Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked up and found that the woman was also pointing at him with delicate fingers.
To sum up, the person who belongs to the pig in her mouth is referring to herself.
At this time, Haier also saw Zhu Zhuangzhuang, with an indescribable expression on his face.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er, recalling the little Pomeranian, then at Noble Girl, recalling the little wild dog.
The past is like a hammer, hurt her again.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was crying inwardly.
"Strong and strong." Hai Er called out in a low voice.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was still immersed in the sadness of the past, so he could only forcefully pull out a smile.
The noble lady noticed the unusual aura between the two of them, she took Hai Er's arm again, and asked softly, "Who is this girl?"
"She is...Chang Hong's girlfriend. Zhuang Zhuang, this is my god-sister, Fu Yueyue." Haier lowered her eyes slightly, looking at the tofu soup with cabbage leaves floating in it.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this sentence came out, it seemed to have stepped on Fu Yueyue's tail. After looking at Zhu Zhuangzhuang up and down, back and forth, left and right, she snorted softly, very disdainful: "I thought Chang Hong would find someone What kind of celestial being? In the end, I found someone like this? Is Chang Hong's brain broken or his eyes broken?"
"Yueyue!" Hai Er frowned.
"Both brains and eyes are bad." Zhu Zhuangzhuang suddenly said this.
Fu Yueyue was puzzled: "What?"
"I said, Chang Hong's brain and eyes are bad." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
Although Fu Yueyue hated Fu Yueyue very much, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to forgive her for scolding Chang Hong.
As the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is the friend.
In this world, everyone who is an enemy of Chang Hong is Zhu Zhuangzhuang's friend.
After scolding Chang Hong, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately felt refreshed and relaxed, and walked out of the cafeteria holding the rice plate, shaking his head from side to side like a Tencent penguin logging in.
One word, cool!
Unexpectedly, it didn't last long. On Saturday night, Chang Hong called: "I heard that you scolded me that my brain and eyes are broken?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was gnawing on an apple at the time, and he almost swallowed the core of the apple when he heard this.
Is this Chang Hong a monster?Why do you know everything?
"Did the moon tell you that?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to drag someone into the water even if he died, and hurriedly said, "She said that first, I just echoed it."
"She said I could, but you said I was wrong."
"Why?"
"Since you are my girlfriend, is there anyone who helps outsiders deal with your own people like this?"
"Who is your girlfriend and who is stupid!"
"You are already brain-dead, so don't say much, go to bed early, and I will drive to pick you up tomorrow morning."
"Where to go?"
"Picnic."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang had no chance to object, and Chang Hong grabbed him out of the school early the next morning and stuffed him into a red Wrangler Robin Hood.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so bored that he lay down in the passenger cab to catch up on sleep, but he was woken up by Chang Hong when he fell asleep, and he was forced to ask him about his measurements, whether he had had unsuitable dreams for children, who he was going to marry, at what age did he plan to get married, and whether he would accept it. Living together before marriage, planning to have several children after marriage and so on.
Not to mention, Zhu Zhuangzhuang then lazily asked about the most basic information such as his horoscope, zodiac, horoscope, blood type, etc. under Chang Hong's gesture. When he was about to ask about the type of girl he likes, the destination - a forest in the suburbs, Arrived.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened the car door and was about to get out of the car, but Chang Hong grabbed his arm: "You haven't heard the answer to this question yet."
"My ears are not closed, you just say it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang tried his best to pull his small arm out of his big palm.
"The girl I like is the type who eats and sleeps every day." Chang Hong gave this answer.
"Isn't that a pig?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang blurted out.
"That's right, it's a pig... Zhuang Zhuang." Chang Hong smiled smugly.
The sun shines through the shade of the trees, casting a quiet afterglow on Chang Hong's cheeks, making his smile look a little more pleasing to the eye.
For some reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's face suddenly turned red.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was blushing when he suddenly heard Fu Yueyue's voice: "Hey, Chang Hong, you finally brought your fairy here? But when this fairy came down to earth, she accidentally dropped her face on the ground, right? Hahaha, just kidding." , don’t be angry, it’s not fun to be serious.”
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that her ability to resist stress had been reduced, because just such a not too lethal sentence made her vision blurred - she actually saw two Fu Yueyues.
Rubbing his eyes, he found that there were still two of them. Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt cold and started to hit the big tree next to him with his head, crying again in his heart. He must have the most popular brain cancer in Korean dramas, so his eyesight has abnormalities!
Chang Hong grabbed Zhu Zhuangzhuang, dragged her over and hugged her, and said in a low voice, "Don't embarrass me, they are twins."
Only then did Zhu Zhuangzhuang calm down, and after a closer look, he found that the two Fu Yueyue's clothes and hairstyles were indeed different, and the Fu Yueyue who didn't speak just now was cooler than the Fu Yueyue who spoke.
"It doesn't matter if your face falls to the ground or not, as long as your butt doesn't fall to the ground. Fu Yueyue, monkey ass, I heard that you have suffered from hemorrhoids recently?" Chang Hong looked at Fu Yueyue with a smile, the smile on his face was a Kind of cool.
When Fu Yueyue heard it, her face turned red, so red.Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly imagined her red buttocks, probably the same color.
"Who has hemorrhoids? You're spitting blood!" Fu Yueyue gritted her teeth.
"Then you are screaming so loudly every time you go to the toilet, are you hanging your throat?" Chang Hong smiled, "Yueyue, hemorrhoids are a kind of disease, and they must be cured, so don't shy away from treating them. By the way, Haier doesn't know yet, someday I told him and asked him to help with the research. Hahaha, just kidding, don’t be angry, it’s not fun to be serious.”
"Okay, you can help this woman!" Fu Yueyue ran away with a red face, red eyes, and red buttocks.
Fu Yueyue's remaining twins didn't know whether they were older sisters or younger sisters. After looking at Zhu Zhuangzhuang for a while, she said to Chang Hong, "Brother Chang, won't you introduce us?"
"This is my girlfriend, Zhu Zhuangzhuang. Zhu Zhuangzhuang, this is my god-sister Fu Yangyang."
Later, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found out that when Fu Yueyue and Fu Yangyang were born, the fortune teller said that they had to find different but related godfathers and godmothers for them, so Fu Yueyue became Haier's godsister, Fu Yangyang became Chang Hong's god-sister.
After the introduction, Fu Yangyang went to help pack the barbecue, while Chang Hong and Zhu Zhuangzhuang were responsible for catching fish by the river.
"Are we the only ones today?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat on a stone by the river, watching Chang Hong grabbing.
"There are still people who went shopping and will be there later." It was cold enough this day, but Chang Hong didn't seem to feel it, and stood barefoot and barehanded in the river.
"Why do I feel that the god-sister Fu Yangyang's motives for you are not pure?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked.
In fact, there was one more sentence that was left unsaid--Fu Yueyue's motives for Haier's brother-in-law were even more impure, and it was well known to passers-by.
"You think too much." Chang Hong said, but his eyes were focused on the bottom of the river, paying attention to the movements of the fish.
"Ren Dajiao said that the relationship between being a younger sister and an older brother is the most likely to cause problems." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you jealous?" Chang Hong laughed.
"You're thinking too much, I'm just reminding you that although Fu Yangyang has a very bad younger sister, she still seems to have a deep affection for you, don't let others down, I'll let you all... Ah! What are you doing, Chang Hong, pouring water on me?!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to talk about his head, but he was doused with a bucket of icy river water, so cold that he shivered.
"To punish you for talking nonsense." Chang Hong held up a handful of water again and threatened, "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, don't think that I dare not treat you."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurried to the shore, shook the water off his hair, and said in a low voice: "I'm doing it for your own good, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin!"
Just as he was talking about this, Chang Hong suddenly took a "hissy" breath of air. Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a closer look and saw a thread of blood floating from Chang Hong's right foot along with the river water.
It turned out that it was accidentally scratched by a sharp stone at the bottom of the river.
Fortunately, Zhu Zhuangzhuang has developed a good habit since he was a child, and has a sense of urgency. He always carries a wound medicine bag, and hurriedly takes it out to bandage Chang Hong's injured foot.
After tidying up the wound, he looked up again, and found that Chang Hong was looking at himself with very deep eyes, which was exactly the same as Zhu Zhuangzhuang watching braised pork.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't bear it.
Unexpectedly, after Chang Hong's words came out, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't bear it even more: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang...you are the first person to wrap my wound besides the doctor."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that he had done something wrong again.
After the two returned to the camp with the fish, they found that many young people had come, and they didn't know each other very well, except for three—the listless Mei Di, the perpetually paralyzed Qin Zhong, and the worrying Hai Er.
Cousins, cousins, cousins, husbands, brothers, and sisters are all here. I dare say this is a family reunion. Zhu Zhuangzhuang feels that he is quite redundant, and his body automatically moves back, but Chang Hongda waved his hand, hooked her neck, and held Zhu Zhuangzhuang firmly. Press firmly to your side.
"Ah, Zhuangzhuang, you haven't been tortured to death by Chang Hong yet, you are too strong against pressure!" Meddy, who was sitting on a chair, was bored seeing Zhu Zhuangzhuang, as if seeing a stimulant, immediately jumped up and went straight to Zhu Zhuangzhuang wants a warm hug.
But as soon as he took a step, he was grabbed by the man who had been paralyzed for ten thousand years, and was easily dragged back.
"I said before, don't even think about being one meter away from me." Qin Zhong said coldly.
Meddy was instantly sluggish, she curled up on a chair and began to read beauty magazines.
Qin Zhong must be a strong man who can tame Medi with a strong aura like this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eyes showed admiration.Turning his head inadvertently, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found that Chang Hong looked at the relationship between his cousin and his cousin's husband, and then turned his head to look at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, his face began to be thoughtful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hairs stood on end immediately, does this guy want to follow suit?
Sure enough, Chang Hong reached out to wipe off the cold sweat on Zhu Zhuangzhuang's forehead, and grinned: "In comparison, I am indeed too tolerant to you. But don't be afraid, the days are still long."
Hearing this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's calf began to tremble.
The days are long, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang's little life is not long.
After all the people arrived, some were in charge of grilling, and some were in charge of playing poker. Zhu Zhuangzhuang, who regards food as his life, naturally chose to get along with his favorite food, and immediately rushed to the barbecue grill.It is a pity that God only gave her a stomach full of delicious food, but did not give her a pair of hands to create delicious food. After wasting a few pairs of chicken wings, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to give up self-reliance.
To her surprise, Chang Hong was actually a good player. The food he baked was delicious, the heat was well controlled, and the condiments he prepared were also rich and spicy. Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened his mouth after receiving a bunch of crispy chicken wings from him. One bite, the sesame oil immediately overflows the lips and tongue, it is very beautiful.
"Is it delicious?" Chang Hong asked.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang nodded hurriedly.
"Do you still want to eat?"
Still nodding.
"Then, call your husband to come and listen."
Sure enough, he had ulterior motives, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that Chang Hong was very evil at the moment.
"You won't lose a piece of meat if you scream." Chang Hong tempted.
"But my soul will lose a piece of flesh." Zhu Zhuangzhuang would rather die than surrender.
"Okay, I'll go to the car to get the ingredients first, and I'll give you a few minutes to think about it." Chang Hong put down the barbecue stall and walked to the car in the open space in the distance.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at the uncooked chicken wings and burst into tears.
Just as he was sad, a man came over, took Chang Hong's stall, and began to brush sesame oil on the chicken wings.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang raised his head and saw his skin that seemed to be able to be penetrated by sunlight - who else but Hai Er?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to leave silently, but just as he turned around, Hai Er stopped him: "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er, with a sad expression on his face, like a small mouth, biting it painfully.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm really sorry that day."
"It's okay, anyway, the fried rice was not wasted in the end, I ate it all." Zhu Zhuangzhuang smiled.
"I don't mean fried." Hai Er raised his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly due to the wind.
"Oh, then what are you referring to?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked, "Is it because you gave me to Chang Hong very righteously, or is it because you didn't even have the courage to face me without saying goodbye?"
There is a thin layer of moisture on Hai Er's eyes, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang's words pierced it like a needle, Hai Er lowered his face: "Zhuang Zhuang, cousin likes you."
"I'm not chicken wings. He can eat them if he likes them. Have you ever asked me for my opinion?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry." Hai Er seemed to be the only one to say at the moment.
"It's fine now. Chang Hong and I are a couple, and you and Fu Yueyue are also a couple. They're all fine." The smoke on the grill was too heavy, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eyes were hurting from the smoke.
"I just regard Yueyue as my younger sister." Hai Er explained.
"I don't want to take care of your affairs." Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head.
"It's true." Hai Er defended again.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't speak anymore, just stared at the pair of chicken wings until it was baked and was handed over by Hai Er.
"Eat, you brought me so much food before, this is the first time I give it to you." Hai Er's voice was pleading, soft.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang sighed, and took over the chicken wings. In fact, the taste was not as good as that of Chang Hong, but she still gnawed on them.
Halfway through the meal, Zhu Zhuangzhuang finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised his head and asked, "Hai Er, if Chang Hong and the others didn't show up that day, would you agree to be with me?"
Haier instinctively wanted to lower her eyes, but when she touched Zhu Zhuangzhuang's bright eyes, they seemed to be glued on, and she couldn't move them away no matter what.
"Don't be embarrassed, I just want a real answer." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
"It doesn't matter what I answered back then, Zhuang Zhuang, you have to remember, now you are my cousin's girlfriend, and I'm just a bystander to you, that's all." Hai Er finally moved his eyes away.
These words were like countless pebbles, stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart, making her feel stuffy and painful.She closed her eyes and said directly: "Of course it matters. I, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, never beat around the bush. I will tell who I like. Listen, Hai Er, I just think I like you, and I don't know why I like you. Anyway, if you fall in love with me one day and ask me to go with you, I will overcome all difficulties to be with you..."
"Strong..." Hai Er wanted to interrupt her.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang completely ignored him: "Shut up, let me finish."
"Cousin..." Hai Er continued to make an effort to interrupt.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang continued to ignore: "If you are worried about your cousin, then there is no need. I have no feelings for him at all. He can control my people, but he can't control my heart. One day I will run away from him Devil's palm, pursue my own free life!"
After Zhu Zhuangzhuang finished speaking, he continued to gnaw on the chicken wings, and found that Hai Er was looking behind him with extremely complicated eyes.
With the chicken wings in her mouth, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned her head slowly, and as expected, she saw Chang Hong.
Chang Hong was still smiling, but his eyes were terribly cold, like the temperature of the river where he just went fishing.
The only difference is that there are no fish in those eyes, only dead sinking.
(End of this chapter)
As if for comparison, when Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to his dormitory at night, he received a harassing call from Chang Hong.
"Where did you hang out today? Why did you come back to the dormitory so late?" Chang Hong asked.
When Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard this, he asked the question as if he had installed a camera in the dormitory.Turning his head to look, he found that the three of Dajiao started to look innocent and pretended to be innocent.
Inhumanity, inhumanity, these three just sold her out!
"I'm going to the library to read." Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to protect Haier.
"Student Zhu Zhuangzhuang, no matter how I smell it, I can't smell the book smell on your body."
"Really? I can easily smell the ecstasy on you."
"It's a pity that you are already my bastard's girlfriend. Those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black. Tell me what you are?"
Although Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't want to admit it, the fact was that she was not Chang Hong's opponent at all. After considering it, she finally held back the confrontation with him and remained silent.
Chang Hong is very satisfied with this: "That's right, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, your name was given by your parents and cannot be changed, but your personality can still be properly corrected, and you will develop in the direction of Xiaoniaoyiren."
A little bird is like a man, but I also spread my wings like a roc!Zhu Zhuangzhuang slandered.
After this stark contrast, Zhu Zhuangzhuang once again discovered the benefits of Haier.So, she ran to the laboratory when she had nothing to do, and brought food to Hai Er every day.
Seeing Haier's docile way of eating with his head down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang really wanted to touch his head - this child was too much like the little Pomeranian he had raised halfway before, but was seduced by wild dogs and ran away from home.
Of course, Hai Er didn't know that she was a puppy in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart, so she was very attached to Zhu Zhuangzhuang. When she saw Zhu Zhuangzhuang and the takeaway in her hand from the window, she became a little excited.In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's view, this move is just like the old Bomei who kept wagging his tail when he saw him coming home. In Aunt Qiong Yao's words, it was so cute that she felt so distressed.
The relationship between the two gradually increased with the amount of food they ate, and finally one day, Dajiao realized something was wrong: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you and Na Haier really dating?"
"Please pay attention to the civilized language." Zhu Zhuangzhuang protested, "Take back your word 'engage'."
"Come again, you and Hai Er are really dating?"
"I repeat, please use civilized language!"
"Oh, I mean, have you and Na Haier really made boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"It's nonsense, I'm still single, and I'm unswervingly developing in the direction of leftover women."
"Come on, I passed by the laboratory yesterday and saw you resting your head in one hand and looking at Hai Er holding the test tube with an idiot face. You've become so ambiguous, can you be okay?"
This is not a slander, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was indeed looking at Hai Er with an idiot face yesterday - a soft white cotton lab coat, white and thin skin, perfect profile, soft and attractive eyelashes, slender Fingers, concentrated demeanor——Zhu Zhuangzhuang's lonely heart for a long time was indeed rippling.
"I said, do you really like Hai Er?" Dajiao asked the important point.
"I just think that he is a person who makes people feel distressed, especially when he eats the takeaway I sent, he looks at me like seeing the Virgin Mary, and he never talks to me, he is very obedient , Ask him to do whatever he wants, it's too painful." Zhu Zhuangzhuang recalled.
"It's over, if a woman starts to feel sorry for a man, she must be interested in him." Dajiao sighed, "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you don't want Chang Hong, you insist on this little weirdo. I don't know what you think."
Hearing Dajiao's words, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was shocked—could she really like Hai Er?
This matter can be big or small, Zhu Zhuangzhuang regards eating and drinking as his greatest pursuit in life, so he is not so interested in love. As the saying goes, lust is only when you are full. Zhu Zhuangzhuang spends every day in order to feed his stomach When she was struggling, she naturally had less energy to spend on that matter, so she didn't have time to have anything happen in the first half of her life.
As for the matter with Chang Hong, Zhu Zhuangzhuang believed that it was just the retribution he got from eating too much pork, beef, mutton, chicken, duck and fish, and it could not be included in the category of human feelings.
That night, for the first time in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's dream, he didn't dream of instant noodles, fried chicken legs and braised pork, but dreamed of Hai Er squatting at his feet, wagging his tail like a bomei.
After waking up, Zhu Zhuangzhuang ate three pancakes in the cafeteria, burped a little, and decided to confess his love to Haier.
But she forgot that it was another weekend.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was standing under the third big pagoda tree next to the boys' dormitory building, waiting for Hai Er, holding a large bag of Xu Ji Sheng Jian, the bottom was golden and crispy, the skin was thin and the meat was fresh, the aroma made her salivate, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang exhausted everything Self-control did not steal.
The person in Fairy Zixia's dream is an unrivaled hero who will step on clouds of seven colors to marry her.And Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ideal person in his dream is a takeaway boy who will bring a big bag of fried rice to feed her.
Judging others by himself, Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that with this big bag of fried rice, how could Haier agree to be his boyfriend.
When he first called Haier, he was sleeping, and when Zhu Zhuangzhuang said that he had something to discuss, he agreed to come down after washing up.
Afterwards, the curious Dajiao asked Zhu Zhuangzhuang about his mental journey at that time: "My dear, you must feel very difficult. The waiting time for confession is extremely long for any girl."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang nodded: "That's not true, you don't know how delicious the fried rice is, I'm worried that I'll eat them all before he comes down."
Dajiao turned her back silently: "I was wrong, I shouldn't discuss human beings with you."
Without further ado, Zhu Zhuangzhuang returned to the scene of the crime. At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was swallowing his saliva while waiting for Hai Er, when he inadvertently received a call from Chang Hong.
For some reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was a little flustered, sweat dripped from his palms, he looked like a little daughter-in-law who was caught stealing.
But after thinking about it, she really has nothing to do with Chang Hong, why is she guilty?
Taking a deep breath, Zhu Zhuangzhuang answered the phone.
"My cousin invited us to dinner today, where are you?" Chang Hong asked.
"Your cousin?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang once again understood his incompetence.
My cousin is here, can my cousin be far behind?What kind of mess are these people?
"I told her I had a new girlfriend and she was curious, so she wanted to meet you."
"I'm not a panda in the zoo. Everyone visits, but I don't see it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang resisted.
"Don't be shy, I told her in advance that you don't look good and you don't have a good heart, so don't worry about her disillusionment." Chang Hong made a personal attack wrapped in a comforting coat.
"I have something to do today. I'm not at school. I'm at a friend's house."
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you itchy? We can only meet on Sunday every week, and you still run around for me?"
"Oh, the car is going through the tunnel, hello, why is there no sound? Hello?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang borrowed this trick, hung up Chang Hong's cell phone, and turned it off immediately.
Clenching his fists, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sang loudly to the sky, nothing can stop her yearning to confess to Hai Er.
As soon as the glittering golden fist was put down, Hai Er came, her soft hair was a little disheveled, her eyes were sleepy, but she smiled at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with an adorable smile.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang also decided not to hold back, and took a step forward, handing the fried rice to Hai Er.
"Zhuang Zhuang, you are so kind to me." Haier gnawed on the pan fried contentedly.
"Hai Er, if I have a boyfriend in the future, in order to avoid suspicion, I can't give you food." Zhu Zhuangzhuang persuaded the first step of the plan.
"You have a date?" Hai Er put down the fried bun.
"Not yet, but maybe the next day." Zhu Zhuangzhuang persuaded the second step of the plan.
"That's a pity." Looking at the fried bun in his hand, Hai Er was a little disappointed.
"Actually, I thought about it, as long as I find a boyfriend who won't object to me giving you food, this matter will be settled." Zhu Zhuangzhuang talked about the third step of the plan.
"It's hard to find such a person." Haier asked.
"It's actually not difficult. Think about it, would you object to your girlfriend giving you something to eat?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang lobbied for the fourth step of the plan.
"What do you mean?" Hai Er was a little enlightened.
"She means that she wants to be your girlfriend." A somewhat familiar female voice completed the entire lobbying plan for Zhu Zhuangzhuang.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked back and found that the person was the cousin of Hai Er, the sexy beauty who had staged a family ethics drama with Qin Zhong in the ward not long ago.
And the one who was standing with Cousin Haier was leaning against the tree with his arms crossed, with an inexplicable smile on his lips, looking lazily and dangerously at his...Chang Hong.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang blinked his eyes, and his next move was to turn around and run away. Of course, he didn't forget to take the bag of fried buns before he left.
It was actually that cousin who stopped her this time.
The cousin shifted her eyes to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, Chang Hong, and Hai Er with a smirk on her face, and said leisurely: "Young people nowadays, they learn Hong Kong dramas when they are in love. The relationship between the characters is really intricate."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't understand the meaning of this sentence for a while, but in the next second, Haier explained her doubts, and saw him say two words to Chang Hong: "Cousin."
If that sentence is true, if my cousin is here, will my cousin be far behind?
God proved that Zhu Zhuangzhuang still had a few tendons in his head, because in the next minute, she correctly calculated the relationship between the three people in front of her.
The sexy beauty is Hai Er's cousin, Chang Hong is Hai Er's cousin, and the cousin that Chang Hong said followed him to see Zhu Zhuangzhuang is also the sexy beauty.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang burst into tears. He originally thought that Chang Hong insisted on being her boyfriend was vicious enough, but 20 years ago he insisted on being reincarnated as Cousin Hai Er, which was really cruel.
"Then, the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. No one wants this kind of thing to happen. As for emotional matters, you can't force it. Are you hungry? I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you to eat." The sexy cousin said Listening to TVB's classic lines, he laughed and dragged the three of them to a hot pot restaurant outside the school.
After sitting down, Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept rinsing the tender beef on the table, Haier kept eating the fried buns given by Zhu Zhuangzhuang, and Chang Hong continued to stare at Zhu Zhuangzhuang with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
The remaining sexy cousin - whose full name is Meddy, looked at the three young men with their own thoughts in front of her, and kept talking non-stop.
"Speaking of which happened to you brothers, I am not surprised at all. When you were young, you liked to eat, drink, and play, and the tastes were surprisingly the same. At that time, I asserted that the girlfriends you will find in the future must be very similar. , It’s basically the same. I said, this girl, do you have any older sisters or something, and you should come out one by one, so as not to cause a family tragedy in our family. But to be honest, Chang Hong, you fell into the hands of Hai Er this time, and you are thinking about it My little girlfriend doesn't care about you at all, she likes Hai Er. Forget it, you as an older brother, just be a good person and leave it to your younger brother."
Hearing this, Chang Hong, who had been silent all this time, raised his eyes to look at Meidi, who was gloating and watching the show, and smiled and showed his small white teeth: "Cousin, a reminder, Qin Zhong is coming soon."
Hearing that name, Meddy's delicately made-up face froze for a moment, but she immediately recovered: "Just make it up, I'll let him think that I'm in the Maldives by giving out fake news, and he's probably already in the first class right now. That paralyzed face strikes up a conversation with the stewardess."
"Don't worry, Qin Zhong has a strong taste. Normal beauties don't like you, and I just like you." Before Meidi could attack, Chang Hong then threw another bomb, "I just sent a text message to inform him of your whereabouts. Coming soon."
"When were you notified?" Meddy dropped a piece of luncheon meat from her chopsticks.
"Just when you said, 'The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. No one wants this kind of thing to happen'." Chang Hong opened his eyes half-open, lazily, like a strong leopard grinding its teeth.
"It's because you are so hateful that your little girlfriend ran away with Hai Er!" Meddy threw down these words angrily and ran away with her purse.
In front of the hot pot table, only the trio of Hong Kong dramas were left.
After the beef was cooked, Zhu Zhuangzhuang started to cook the duck intestines, while Haier put down the fried buns and started to focus on the shrimp dumplings.
Chang Hong looked at the two people sitting in a row eating hot pot opposite him, stretched out his right hand, and leaned on the back of the chair in a relaxed and dangerous posture, and asked, "Be honest, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, how long have you been cheating on Hong Xing?"
"It's only been a few days, and besides, I didn't have sex with you. I have nothing to do with you. I'm free." Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurriedly explained, lest Haier look down on her.
Chang Hong ignored it and continued to interrogate Hai Er: "Do you like her?"
When Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard this, he immediately felt that something was going on, and without waiting for Hai Er to answer, he hurriedly asked: "I like him too, if he likes me, will you help us?"
Chang Hong took a quiet look at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, but continued to talk to Hai Er: "Hai Er, it's still the old rule, I will give you whatever you like."
Immediately Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt as if she had received chicken blood, duck blood, and ant blood. The heavens treated her well. After enduring it for so long, she was finally able to escape from Chang Hong's hands.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er with anticipation. She believed that Hai Er liked her—at least the fried buns she brought him.
Under the pressure of the two gazes, Hai Er lowered his face, and the warm and cold autumn sun seemed to be able to penetrate his skin.Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that the whole hot pot restaurant was quiet, only the spicy red oil with thick peppers floating in the pot made a "puff puff" sound.
It seems that after a long time, Hai Er raised his head and said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang: "Zhuang Zhuang, the fried rice you bought for me just now is really delicious, can you buy some more for me?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that he and Hai Er were a match made in heaven. At such a tense moment, the child still wanted to eat, and he really had her demeanor.
With the principle of sympathy and sympathy, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately agreed: "You wait for me, and I will buy it back immediately."
After speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang walked straight to the Shengjian shop with his calf.
The shop is actually not far away, just two streets away. When Zhu Zhuangzhuang ran to it, he caught up with an old woman in front of him who had bought a big pot, so he could only wait for the shop owner to make it.While waiting, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was bored and looked at the passers-by on the street. It was the weekend and there were many young couples going out, their sweet looks envied others.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't help but also began to fantasize that if he and Haier became married in the future, the date would definitely be in a food street or something. At that time, you two would feed me a bun, and I would feed you a mouthful of hot and sour rice noodles. How pleasant.
Just as she was thinking, a text message came suddenly, from Hai Er.
At this time, the fried rice was ready. After paying, Zhu Zhuangzhuang carried the fried rice and opened the text message while crossing the road.There is only one sentence on it - "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry, just stay with my cousin, he is really good".
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at it carefully, there were nineteen characters in total, but she kept looking at them and knew every word, but when they were put together, she didn't know each other, or she didn't want to know each other.
It wasn't until the sharp car horn woke her up that Zhu Zhuangzhuang realized that it was already a red light, but he was still standing in the middle of the road.Pedestrians around cast strange glances, and countless cars whizzed past her, rolling up choking dust.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang walked slowly, all the way back to the hot pot restaurant, she hoped to see Hai Er, but there was only Chang Hong.
"Eat, I ordered two more plates of tender beef." Chang Hong greeted Zhu Zhuangzhuang as if nothing had happened.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat down and didn't touch the beef. He just picked up the fried meat and ate it bite by bite.Although it is delicious, at such a moment, there is only one idiom in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mind - the taste is like chewing wax.
Fried buns feel aggrieved.
Chang Hong sat opposite, looked at her calmly, for a long time, finally said: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, let's pretend that this never happened."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't answer, but continued to eat the fried rice until she finished a big bag of fried rice and drank her saliva. She raised her head and asked Chang Hong, "Did you force Haier to leave?"
"No." Chang Hong denied.
"Lie." Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't believe it.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you so confident that Hai Er will like you?" Chang Hong stared at her.
"Even if you don't like it, you'll like it slowly, I mean, without you." Zhu Zhuangzhuang bravely met his gaze, "Chang Hong, I hate you."
Chang Hong's face was like a calm lake, and the wind blew fine dust, covering the lake surface with a thin layer: "It's not the first day I know about this."
"I hate your overbearing, I hate your rudeness, I hate your inability to communicate, in short, I don't want to see you again!" After speaking, Zhu Zhuangzhuang got up and rushed out of the hot pot restaurant.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang ran across the sidewalk, into the back gate of the school, and into the grove—this is the green landscape of the school, where there are many bamboo chairs and green trees are planted around it.
Just as he was about to rush out of the grove, there was the sound of rapid and steady footsteps behind him, and then Zhu Zhuangzhuang's arm was pulled, and he fell backwards.This fell into an embrace, Zhu Zhuangzhuang recognized the smell of this body - with wildness.
"Chang Hong, let me go, I will never talk to you again, and I will never let you bully me!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept pushing and hitting Chang Hong's chest.
"When did I bully you?" Chang Hong laughed softly in his throat.
"What you should ask is when did you not bully me!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was annoyed.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, it's over if you get angry enough, let's go, I'll take you to the playground." Chang Hong coaxed.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang stopped his resistance, looked at Chang Hong, and said, "Even if I can't be with Hai Er, I won't be with you either."
"Why?" Chang Hong grinned, "Could it be that my boyfriend isn't good enough?"
"You don't want to be a boyfriend at all, you are not serious at all. Chang Hong, falling in love is not a play, even if you are not responsible for your own feelings, you must be responsible for my feelings. What I need is a normal man Friend, a normal relationship, not a love affair like you gag." Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a breath, "Chang Hong, you are not serious with me at all, you are just playing, you are just playing, you and those who have low character There is no difference between the playboys, I will not waste time on you anymore, I will find a new boyfriend soon, please don't disturb my life anymore, thank you for your cooperation!"
After Zhu Zhuangzhuang said the call, he thought about it again, and suddenly felt that his aura just now was quite majestic, which is rare.Zhu Zhuangzhuang was complacent, but he saw that Chang Hong's expression was wrong, and there was a storm of silence in his deepness.
Relying on animal instinct, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sensed danger and was about to turn around and run away, but Chang Hong pressed her down on the lawn like a mountain.The entanglement of the limbs pulled the flower branches, and the unknown tender yellow petals fluttered down, caressing the tip of Chang Hong's eyebrows.
It was noon at this time, no one passed by in the grove, and the surroundings were silent.
Frightened by the atmosphere, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly forgot to call for help, and could only stare blankly at Chang Hong pressing his body down and pressing his lips to his own.
This is the second kiss between the two, different from the sudden one on the stage, this time the kiss is more like a kiss between lovers, domineering and gentle.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that his lips were numb, as if they were filled with juice, and she thought of the bright yellow petals with full roots.
Chang Hong pressed her body full of muscles, and the female instinct made Zhu Zhuangzhuang succumb, forgetting to resist.She was lying on the soft lawn, sniffing the barely smellable fragrance of flowers, and accepting the second kiss in her life.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang raised his head, besides the blue sky, Chang Hong's deep eyes were in his sight at this moment.
She heard him say something like a sigh.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, if I say I'm serious, do you believe me?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's mind was confused, she no longer remembered how the kiss ended, how Chang Hong left, and how she returned to the dormitory.
The only thing she remembers is the tender yellow petals, full of juice, like blood under the lips.
Lying on the bed, Zhu Zhuangzhuang kept recalling that kiss in his mind. How should I put it, it tasted like instant noodles, spicy and chewy.She couldn't help it, so she asked Dajiao: "Dajiao, do you not like a man, but you like his kisses?"
Dajiao didn't raise her eyelids, and asked directly, "Did you kiss Chang Hong again?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's face was a little hot: "I didn't specify, I just asked if this situation is normal?"
"Generally speaking, only men can separate sex and love, so if you like a man to kiss you, it proves that you like him, at least you don't hate him." troubles.
"But, I really hate him." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said to himself.
"Your body language is the true language of your heart." Dajiao jumped from a love expert to a psychologist.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang frowned, and recalled every moment he had with Chang Hong from beginning to end, and finally decided that he still hated him.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought, she must be a wonderful woman who only wants her body but not her spirit.
As for Haier, Zhu Zhuangzhuang hasn't seen him since he left without saying goodbye that day at the hot pot restaurant.It's not that she didn't want to see him, but that Hai Er avoided it.This reminded Zhu Zhuangzhuang of the feeling that after the little Pomeranian ran away from home for love, she cried and searched around her home but found nothing.
The only difference is that the little Bomei back then took a large pig bone as a dowry, and Haier at least left empty-handed.
Thinking of Hai Er, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was very angry with Chang Hong. If he hadn’t intervened, he would have been with Hai Er in the food street. You feed me a mouthful of jelly, and I feed you a small octopus ball. So alone.
Because of this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang also started avoiding Chang Hong like Hai Er avoiding himself. On weekends, he took the bus and drove around, and did not go back to the dormitory until dark, for several weeks in a row, successfully avoiding meeting Chang Hong .
There are relatively few courses in the freshman year, and just after leaving the dark college entrance examination, they have infinite visions for life and relationships, so the activity of friendship is very popular among freshmen.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was not interested in such things at first, but there were too many girls and boys in the social activities this weekend. In order to balance the overall situation, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was dragged away like a strong man.
Adhering to the principle that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, socializing is usually between different schools, so today they are socializing with boys from another polytechnic school.
The polytechnic school is basically full of boys, and the adrenaline will surge when you see a female mosquito flying by, let alone a fresh pink girl, so Zhu Zhuangzhuang's group is full of confidence under the staring gaze of the opposite sex.
Not long after a meal, all the pairings were done, and only Zhu Zhuangzhuang and a boy with introverted glasses were left.
But looking at that shy and naturally dumbfounded look, it's quite similar to Hai Er.
Because of this familiarity, Zhu Zhuangzhuang has a good impression of this little glasses, and the two gradually become familiar with each other. In the eyes of others, these two people are a model of successful adultery.
After the meal, the couples moved separately, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was sent back to school by the glasses, and the two walked on the small playground to digest food.
It was dark, and there was no one on the playground. Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Little Glasses walked around and chatted enthusiastically, and the topic was all about Harry Potter—both of them were fans of magic.
While chatting happily, Zhu Zhuangzhuang suddenly smelled a dangerous and familiar aura, and the pores of his body tightened instantly.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head and found a pair of beast-like eyes shining sharply in the darkness not far away.
Chang Hong, who has not appeared for a long time, is here again.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, you are a vine, aren't you? You can climb everywhere as long as there is a wall?" Chang Hong approached slowly, stepping on the ground with his Martin boots, with a click, which penetrated into people's hearts.
"Who is he?" Facing the burly Chang Hong, Xiao Glasses bravely stood in front of Zhu Zhuangzhuang, even though he was afraid.
"He's crazy." Zhu Zhuangzhuang frowned.
After hearing this introduction, Chang Hong was not angry, but just stared at the small glasses, so that his armpit hairs stood up.
In order to retaliate, Zhu Zhuangzhuang took the arm of the little glasses and said, "Let me introduce, this is my boyfriend."
As soon as the little glasses heard it, a face was ripe enough to cook an egg again.
"You said your boyfriend is your boyfriend, what proof do you have?" Chang Hong asked leisurely with his arms folded.
"I want to prove it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang made up his mind, stomped his foot, stretched his hand over the face with small glasses, closed his eyes, and kissed that mouth.
After the kiss, regardless of the small glasses with blank eyes, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his nose to Chang Hong and said, "We kissed, now we can prove that he is my boyfriend!"
Chang Hong smiled, and that smile made Zhu Zhuangzhuang shudder. Like a leopard in the dark, he quickly stepped forward and stretched out his hand.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang originally thought that he was here to grab him, but in the end he found that he was grabbing the little glasses. After grabbing them, he lifted the chin of the little glasses, leaned down...and kissed him.
After the kiss, Chang Hong said to Zhu Zhuangzhuang, regardless of the small glasses that confused his eyes, "We also kissed, does this also prove that he is my boyfriend?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was stunned on the spot, with only one thought in his mind.
Damn, this Chang Hong is really ruthless.
This incident was nothing more than a trivial matter in the relationship history between Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Chang Hong, but it caused great harm to Xiao Glass's body and mind. It is said that after that, he officially changed his sexual orientation.
After being forcibly kissed by a man and a woman, Little Glasses staggered out of the school as if he had lost his soul, leaving Zhu Zhuangzhuang and Chang Hong to confront each other.
The two just looked at each other and smiled. Under the deep night, the two small universes intermingled into a strange atmosphere.
Smiling and laughing, Chang Hong suddenly stepped forward, stretched out his hands to pinch Zhu Zhuangzhuang's cheeks, and pulled them to both sides forcefully, poor Zhu Zhuangzhuang's ○-shaped face was forcibly pulled into a ◇-shaped face.
This gorgeous punishment made Zhu Zhuangzhuang scream in pain. Although she had succumbed physically, she was still extremely tough mentally. She decided to have more friendships in the future, and even if she did not retaliate against society, she would also retaliate against Chang Hong.
But Chang Hong easily saw her plan, and immediately said leisurely: "I advise you to give up the idea of obedience, because in the future, no one will come to you for friendship."
At that time, Zhu Zhuangzhuang sneered at Chang Hong's words, but after a short while, she gradually discovered that things were indeed as Chang Hong expected-the people who came to her for friendship were all gone.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang thought left and right, pulled his hair and picked his toes, but he couldn't figure it out.In the end, I had no choice but to ask the omnipotent Dajiao for advice.
Dajiao's light and leisurely words revealed the truth of the matter: "Since you went on a blind date that night, all the men in the school with a radius of [-] miles have been notified that anyone who dares to associate with you will steal the girlfriend of a military school student. They all cherish their thin arms and thin legs, how dare they compete with those great gods who can run [-] meters without panting for women. Besides, even if someone has the guts, but after seeing your photo, Zhuang Zhuang thinks it is cost-effective It’s not very high, and it’s not worth it, so forget it.”
After listening, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so angry that he began to bite the quilt. These men are too ignorant.
No matter what, this friendship matter has since been cut off from Zhu Zhuangzhuang.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang lost to Chang Hong again, what an annoyance.
Although there are a lot of troubles, Zhu Zhuangzhuang still eats every day and takes care of the canteen business all day long, which makes the canteen master feel embarrassed, and wants to suggest to the school to get her a discount card or something.
In Zhu Zhuangzhuang's view, in this crumbling world, eating is her only solace. In other words, the cafeteria is her home, her warmth, and her return home.
And on this day, Zhu Zhuangzhuang encountered a trauma in her heart at the place where she returned—when she was happily eating the fragrant and oily braised pork, she suddenly saw Haier and a little girl appearing, holding a plate He sat down not far from him with a very light meal.
It doesn't matter if Hai Er shows up with the opposite sex, but the little beauty still holds Hai Er's arm affectionately.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was angry, really angry—I think she bought so many family buckets of mutton kebabs and roast duck for Haier back then, but she was so noble that she didn't even touch her hands. A serving of cabbage and tofu soup easily took his arm!
I have lost a lot.
However, considering that today's braised pork is more delicious, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided not to argue with them, so he speeded up his meal, picked up his plate and left quietly after finishing preparations.Suddenly, Zhu Zhuangzhuang heard the little beauty say in a not-so-small tone: "Hai Er, look at the woman in white on the opposite side, how edible she is, isn't she a pig?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was eating big pieces of meat, Zhu Zhuangzhuang was wearing white, Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked up and found that the woman was also pointing at him with delicate fingers.
To sum up, the person who belongs to the pig in her mouth is referring to herself.
At this time, Haier also saw Zhu Zhuangzhuang, with an indescribable expression on his face.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er, recalling the little Pomeranian, then at Noble Girl, recalling the little wild dog.
The past is like a hammer, hurt her again.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was crying inwardly.
"Strong and strong." Hai Er called out in a low voice.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was still immersed in the sadness of the past, so he could only forcefully pull out a smile.
The noble lady noticed the unusual aura between the two of them, she took Hai Er's arm again, and asked softly, "Who is this girl?"
"She is...Chang Hong's girlfriend. Zhuang Zhuang, this is my god-sister, Fu Yueyue." Haier lowered her eyes slightly, looking at the tofu soup with cabbage leaves floating in it.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this sentence came out, it seemed to have stepped on Fu Yueyue's tail. After looking at Zhu Zhuangzhuang up and down, back and forth, left and right, she snorted softly, very disdainful: "I thought Chang Hong would find someone What kind of celestial being? In the end, I found someone like this? Is Chang Hong's brain broken or his eyes broken?"
"Yueyue!" Hai Er frowned.
"Both brains and eyes are bad." Zhu Zhuangzhuang suddenly said this.
Fu Yueyue was puzzled: "What?"
"I said, Chang Hong's brain and eyes are bad." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
Although Fu Yueyue hated Fu Yueyue very much, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to forgive her for scolding Chang Hong.
As the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is the friend.
In this world, everyone who is an enemy of Chang Hong is Zhu Zhuangzhuang's friend.
After scolding Chang Hong, Zhu Zhuangzhuang immediately felt refreshed and relaxed, and walked out of the cafeteria holding the rice plate, shaking his head from side to side like a Tencent penguin logging in.
One word, cool!
Unexpectedly, it didn't last long. On Saturday night, Chang Hong called: "I heard that you scolded me that my brain and eyes are broken?"
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was gnawing on an apple at the time, and he almost swallowed the core of the apple when he heard this.
Is this Chang Hong a monster?Why do you know everything?
"Did the moon tell you that?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to drag someone into the water even if he died, and hurriedly said, "She said that first, I just echoed it."
"She said I could, but you said I was wrong."
"Why?"
"Since you are my girlfriend, is there anyone who helps outsiders deal with your own people like this?"
"Who is your girlfriend and who is stupid!"
"You are already brain-dead, so don't say much, go to bed early, and I will drive to pick you up tomorrow morning."
"Where to go?"
"Picnic."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang had no chance to object, and Chang Hong grabbed him out of the school early the next morning and stuffed him into a red Wrangler Robin Hood.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was so bored that he lay down in the passenger cab to catch up on sleep, but he was woken up by Chang Hong when he fell asleep, and he was forced to ask him about his measurements, whether he had had unsuitable dreams for children, who he was going to marry, at what age did he plan to get married, and whether he would accept it. Living together before marriage, planning to have several children after marriage and so on.
Not to mention, Zhu Zhuangzhuang then lazily asked about the most basic information such as his horoscope, zodiac, horoscope, blood type, etc. under Chang Hong's gesture. When he was about to ask about the type of girl he likes, the destination - a forest in the suburbs, Arrived.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened the car door and was about to get out of the car, but Chang Hong grabbed his arm: "You haven't heard the answer to this question yet."
"My ears are not closed, you just say it." Zhu Zhuangzhuang tried his best to pull his small arm out of his big palm.
"The girl I like is the type who eats and sleeps every day." Chang Hong gave this answer.
"Isn't that a pig?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang blurted out.
"That's right, it's a pig... Zhuang Zhuang." Chang Hong smiled smugly.
The sun shines through the shade of the trees, casting a quiet afterglow on Chang Hong's cheeks, making his smile look a little more pleasing to the eye.
For some reason, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's face suddenly turned red.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang was blushing when he suddenly heard Fu Yueyue's voice: "Hey, Chang Hong, you finally brought your fairy here? But when this fairy came down to earth, she accidentally dropped her face on the ground, right? Hahaha, just kidding." , don’t be angry, it’s not fun to be serious.”
Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt that her ability to resist stress had been reduced, because just such a not too lethal sentence made her vision blurred - she actually saw two Fu Yueyues.
Rubbing his eyes, he found that there were still two of them. Zhu Zhuangzhuang felt cold and started to hit the big tree next to him with his head, crying again in his heart. He must have the most popular brain cancer in Korean dramas, so his eyesight has abnormalities!
Chang Hong grabbed Zhu Zhuangzhuang, dragged her over and hugged her, and said in a low voice, "Don't embarrass me, they are twins."
Only then did Zhu Zhuangzhuang calm down, and after a closer look, he found that the two Fu Yueyue's clothes and hairstyles were indeed different, and the Fu Yueyue who didn't speak just now was cooler than the Fu Yueyue who spoke.
"It doesn't matter if your face falls to the ground or not, as long as your butt doesn't fall to the ground. Fu Yueyue, monkey ass, I heard that you have suffered from hemorrhoids recently?" Chang Hong looked at Fu Yueyue with a smile, the smile on his face was a Kind of cool.
When Fu Yueyue heard it, her face turned red, so red.Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly imagined her red buttocks, probably the same color.
"Who has hemorrhoids? You're spitting blood!" Fu Yueyue gritted her teeth.
"Then you are screaming so loudly every time you go to the toilet, are you hanging your throat?" Chang Hong smiled, "Yueyue, hemorrhoids are a kind of disease, and they must be cured, so don't shy away from treating them. By the way, Haier doesn't know yet, someday I told him and asked him to help with the research. Hahaha, just kidding, don’t be angry, it’s not fun to be serious.”
"Okay, you can help this woman!" Fu Yueyue ran away with a red face, red eyes, and red buttocks.
Fu Yueyue's remaining twins didn't know whether they were older sisters or younger sisters. After looking at Zhu Zhuangzhuang for a while, she said to Chang Hong, "Brother Chang, won't you introduce us?"
"This is my girlfriend, Zhu Zhuangzhuang. Zhu Zhuangzhuang, this is my god-sister Fu Yangyang."
Later, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found out that when Fu Yueyue and Fu Yangyang were born, the fortune teller said that they had to find different but related godfathers and godmothers for them, so Fu Yueyue became Haier's godsister, Fu Yangyang became Chang Hong's god-sister.
After the introduction, Fu Yangyang went to help pack the barbecue, while Chang Hong and Zhu Zhuangzhuang were responsible for catching fish by the river.
"Are we the only ones today?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang sat on a stone by the river, watching Chang Hong grabbing.
"There are still people who went shopping and will be there later." It was cold enough this day, but Chang Hong didn't seem to feel it, and stood barefoot and barehanded in the river.
"Why do I feel that the god-sister Fu Yangyang's motives for you are not pure?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked.
In fact, there was one more sentence that was left unsaid--Fu Yueyue's motives for Haier's brother-in-law were even more impure, and it was well known to passers-by.
"You think too much." Chang Hong said, but his eyes were focused on the bottom of the river, paying attention to the movements of the fish.
"Ren Dajiao said that the relationship between being a younger sister and an older brother is the most likely to cause problems." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
"Zhu Zhuangzhuang, are you jealous?" Chang Hong laughed.
"You're thinking too much, I'm just reminding you that although Fu Yangyang has a very bad younger sister, she still seems to have a deep affection for you, don't let others down, I'll let you all... Ah! What are you doing, Chang Hong, pouring water on me?!" Zhu Zhuangzhuang was about to talk about his head, but he was doused with a bucket of icy river water, so cold that he shivered.
"To punish you for talking nonsense." Chang Hong held up a handful of water again and threatened, "Zhu Zhuangzhuang, don't think that I dare not treat you."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang hurried to the shore, shook the water off his hair, and said in a low voice: "I'm doing it for your own good, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin!"
Just as he was talking about this, Chang Hong suddenly took a "hissy" breath of air. Zhu Zhuangzhuang took a closer look and saw a thread of blood floating from Chang Hong's right foot along with the river water.
It turned out that it was accidentally scratched by a sharp stone at the bottom of the river.
Fortunately, Zhu Zhuangzhuang has developed a good habit since he was a child, and has a sense of urgency. He always carries a wound medicine bag, and hurriedly takes it out to bandage Chang Hong's injured foot.
After tidying up the wound, he looked up again, and found that Chang Hong was looking at himself with very deep eyes, which was exactly the same as Zhu Zhuangzhuang watching braised pork.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't bear it.
Unexpectedly, after Chang Hong's words came out, Zhu Zhuangzhuang couldn't bear it even more: "Zhu Zhuangzhuang...you are the first person to wrap my wound besides the doctor."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that he had done something wrong again.
After the two returned to the camp with the fish, they found that many young people had come, and they didn't know each other very well, except for three—the listless Mei Di, the perpetually paralyzed Qin Zhong, and the worrying Hai Er.
Cousins, cousins, cousins, husbands, brothers, and sisters are all here. I dare say this is a family reunion. Zhu Zhuangzhuang feels that he is quite redundant, and his body automatically moves back, but Chang Hongda waved his hand, hooked her neck, and held Zhu Zhuangzhuang firmly. Press firmly to your side.
"Ah, Zhuangzhuang, you haven't been tortured to death by Chang Hong yet, you are too strong against pressure!" Meddy, who was sitting on a chair, was bored seeing Zhu Zhuangzhuang, as if seeing a stimulant, immediately jumped up and went straight to Zhu Zhuangzhuang wants a warm hug.
But as soon as he took a step, he was grabbed by the man who had been paralyzed for ten thousand years, and was easily dragged back.
"I said before, don't even think about being one meter away from me." Qin Zhong said coldly.
Meddy was instantly sluggish, she curled up on a chair and began to read beauty magazines.
Qin Zhong must be a strong man who can tame Medi with a strong aura like this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eyes showed admiration.Turning his head inadvertently, Zhu Zhuangzhuang found that Chang Hong looked at the relationship between his cousin and his cousin's husband, and then turned his head to look at Zhu Zhuangzhuang, his face began to be thoughtful.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang's hairs stood on end immediately, does this guy want to follow suit?
Sure enough, Chang Hong reached out to wipe off the cold sweat on Zhu Zhuangzhuang's forehead, and grinned: "In comparison, I am indeed too tolerant to you. But don't be afraid, the days are still long."
Hearing this, Zhu Zhuangzhuang's calf began to tremble.
The days are long, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang's little life is not long.
After all the people arrived, some were in charge of grilling, and some were in charge of playing poker. Zhu Zhuangzhuang, who regards food as his life, naturally chose to get along with his favorite food, and immediately rushed to the barbecue grill.It is a pity that God only gave her a stomach full of delicious food, but did not give her a pair of hands to create delicious food. After wasting a few pairs of chicken wings, Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to give up self-reliance.
To her surprise, Chang Hong was actually a good player. The food he baked was delicious, the heat was well controlled, and the condiments he prepared were also rich and spicy. Zhu Zhuangzhuang opened his mouth after receiving a bunch of crispy chicken wings from him. One bite, the sesame oil immediately overflows the lips and tongue, it is very beautiful.
"Is it delicious?" Chang Hong asked.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang nodded hurriedly.
"Do you still want to eat?"
Still nodding.
"Then, call your husband to come and listen."
Sure enough, he had ulterior motives, Zhu Zhuangzhuang instantly felt that Chang Hong was very evil at the moment.
"You won't lose a piece of meat if you scream." Chang Hong tempted.
"But my soul will lose a piece of flesh." Zhu Zhuangzhuang would rather die than surrender.
"Okay, I'll go to the car to get the ingredients first, and I'll give you a few minutes to think about it." Chang Hong put down the barbecue stall and walked to the car in the open space in the distance.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at the uncooked chicken wings and burst into tears.
Just as he was sad, a man came over, took Chang Hong's stall, and began to brush sesame oil on the chicken wings.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang raised his head and saw his skin that seemed to be able to be penetrated by sunlight - who else but Hai Er?
Zhu Zhuangzhuang decided to leave silently, but just as he turned around, Hai Er stopped him: "Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry."
Zhu Zhuangzhuang looked at Hai Er, with a sad expression on his face, like a small mouth, biting it painfully.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm really sorry that day."
"It's okay, anyway, the fried rice was not wasted in the end, I ate it all." Zhu Zhuangzhuang smiled.
"I don't mean fried." Hai Er raised his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly due to the wind.
"Oh, then what are you referring to?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked, "Is it because you gave me to Chang Hong very righteously, or is it because you didn't even have the courage to face me without saying goodbye?"
There is a thin layer of moisture on Hai Er's eyes, but Zhu Zhuangzhuang's words pierced it like a needle, Hai Er lowered his face: "Zhuang Zhuang, cousin likes you."
"I'm not chicken wings. He can eat them if he likes them. Have you ever asked me for my opinion?" Zhu Zhuangzhuang asked.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm sorry." Hai Er seemed to be the only one to say at the moment.
"It's fine now. Chang Hong and I are a couple, and you and Fu Yueyue are also a couple. They're all fine." The smoke on the grill was too heavy, and Zhu Zhuangzhuang's eyes were hurting from the smoke.
"I just regard Yueyue as my younger sister." Hai Er explained.
"I don't want to take care of your affairs." Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned his head.
"It's true." Hai Er defended again.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang didn't speak anymore, just stared at the pair of chicken wings until it was baked and was handed over by Hai Er.
"Eat, you brought me so much food before, this is the first time I give it to you." Hai Er's voice was pleading, soft.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang sighed, and took over the chicken wings. In fact, the taste was not as good as that of Chang Hong, but she still gnawed on them.
Halfway through the meal, Zhu Zhuangzhuang finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised his head and asked, "Hai Er, if Chang Hong and the others didn't show up that day, would you agree to be with me?"
Haier instinctively wanted to lower her eyes, but when she touched Zhu Zhuangzhuang's bright eyes, they seemed to be glued on, and she couldn't move them away no matter what.
"Don't be embarrassed, I just want a real answer." Zhu Zhuangzhuang said.
"It doesn't matter what I answered back then, Zhuang Zhuang, you have to remember, now you are my cousin's girlfriend, and I'm just a bystander to you, that's all." Hai Er finally moved his eyes away.
These words were like countless pebbles, stuffed in Zhu Zhuangzhuang's heart, making her feel stuffy and painful.She closed her eyes and said directly: "Of course it matters. I, Zhu Zhuangzhuang, never beat around the bush. I will tell who I like. Listen, Hai Er, I just think I like you, and I don't know why I like you. Anyway, if you fall in love with me one day and ask me to go with you, I will overcome all difficulties to be with you..."
"Strong..." Hai Er wanted to interrupt her.
But Zhu Zhuangzhuang completely ignored him: "Shut up, let me finish."
"Cousin..." Hai Er continued to make an effort to interrupt.
Zhu Zhuangzhuang continued to ignore: "If you are worried about your cousin, then there is no need. I have no feelings for him at all. He can control my people, but he can't control my heart. One day I will run away from him Devil's palm, pursue my own free life!"
After Zhu Zhuangzhuang finished speaking, he continued to gnaw on the chicken wings, and found that Hai Er was looking behind him with extremely complicated eyes.
With the chicken wings in her mouth, Zhu Zhuangzhuang turned her head slowly, and as expected, she saw Chang Hong.
Chang Hong was still smiling, but his eyes were terribly cold, like the temperature of the river where he just went fishing.
The only difference is that there are no fish in those eyes, only dead sinking.
(End of this chapter)
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