Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 186

I couldn't help but stop Second Uncle Chang: "Second Uncle, wait a minute, I need these geraniums right now, can you give me some?"

"Why, didn't I hear that people use sanitary napkins to wipe their butts? You are so poor that you can't even afford sanitary napkins?"

Sanitary napkin, uncle, is that toilet paper, okay, my lovely second uncle?But I don't dare to correct my mistakes with Uncle Chang. Uncle Chang is a paranoid, and anyone who disagrees with him is looking for death.

I smiled and said, "Second Uncle Chang, you really have a discerning eye, you can spot it at a glance..."

"Take it away." Second Uncle Chang said generously: "The big deal is that before this geranium grows, you, Second Uncle Chang, I will stop shitting."

I said gratefully, "Thank you, Second Uncle Chang." As I spoke, I put the geraniums into my pocket.

And before I left, Second Uncle Chang added to me the instructions for use: "By the way, don't use too much force when using it, otherwise it will break if you scratch it, and you may get shit on your hands."

While talking, he picked his booger with his hands.

I forced a smile and said: "Well, thank you, Uncle Chang, for reminding me." After I finished speaking, I quickly crawled to the side and vomited.

Don't look at it is only more than 100 meters, but when I really climbed up, I realized how difficult it was.This is more difficult than I imagined.

Damn, there is not even a place where I can step on it. I almost rely on my hands to grab the raised stones and some vines, and move up a little bit.

I even thought about giving up halfway through.

But when I think about it, if I give up now, I will probably be thrown to death, and I won't get the treasure that Second Uncle Chang gave me.After thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and climbed up.

There was no more movement from above, and my heart was twitching, wondering if it was the little boy of Rashomon who was killed?After all, this little white-faced gentleman is still a bit sure when fighting ghosts, but if he fights people, it is estimated that this Rashomon will only be beaten.

Although until now I can't tell whether this Rashomon is good or bad, but anyway, Rashomon is standing on the same front as me at the moment, and I still don't want anything to happen to Rashomon.

After finally climbing to the top of the mountain, I first listened carefully to the movement around me for a while, but I didn't hear any sound, and then I slowly climbed up.

After I climbed up, I realized that there was indeed a black shadow lying on the rock not far away, and my heart skipped a beat, because that black shadow looked very much like Rashomon.

I hurried up and took a look with the light of my phone, hey, who else could it be if it wasn't Rashomon?

I saw a blood hole on the kid's forehead, and the blood dyed the whole face red.

Let me go, this Rashomon has encountered an accident!I hurriedly shook Rashomon a few times, and then Rashomon slowly opened his eyes and looked at me with an inexplicable expression: "Huh? Liu Baisui, where are we?"

My heart skipped a beat, thinking that Rashomon might be a fool.I said hurriedly, "Rashomon, don't you feel pain? Your head is bleeding."

Rashomon was stunned for a moment, then lightly touched his forehead with his hand, he was stunned for an instant, then turned his head and said to me: "Liu Baisui, I...I feel dizzy."

"Are you dizzy?" I said inexplicably, "Then why aren't you dizzy?"

Then Rashomon fell firmly into my arms.

I slapped myself, I have to slap you like a crow's mouth.Now it's all right, I have to carry this grandson down.

But fortunately, there is no life-threatening danger in this Rashomon, so I was relieved, now I should hurry to see what kind of treasure the second uncle Chang gave me!
So I found the stone that Uncle Chang said, and then bounced back and forth a few times according to his description. Unexpectedly, the stone cracked slowly. This magical scene stunned me. I think this stone still has a mechanism.

After the stone was split, there was a crack underneath, and under the crack, there was a white transparent thing as thin as a cicada's wing, like a wide ribbon, two meters long and half a meter wide.I slowly took the thing out of the crack, it was soft, like a woman's skin.

I knew it was a treasure, so I hurriedly folded it a few times and put it in my pocket before I had time to look at it.

This thing is really too thin, I folded it a few times and put it in my pocket, but it still fits. I can't help feeling the magic of this thing in my heart.

I knew that the guy who had collected three hundred Maosha soldiers had gone far away, so I picked up Rashomon and went down the mountain without hesitation.

It was already four o'clock in the morning when we got back to the hotel, and when we walked to the door, the bull-headed master was talking to Lu Yixing: "You have to describe your grandpa Niu as an incarnation of wisdom and a messenger of justice. Observing the law and enforcing the law impartially, never taking the people's stitches and threads, in short, we have to describe it in the image of a living **** in the underworld, understand?"

Lu Yixing nodded again and again: "Well, Mr. Niu, don't worry! I will definitely write you as the kind of person that everyone loves. I will write an outline for you now. If you don't If there is an accident, you will be able to see my novel on the Internet tomorrow, and people will definitely worship you by then, and your faith will definitely increase a lot."

The Niu master laughed: "Okay, okay, you are talented and intelligent, I understand it as soon as I say it. Okay, your grandpa Niu is happy, let's sign your name again."

"Need not……"

Snapped!
Hey!
I can imagine how important this signature is.

When I opened the door, I found that Lu Yixing was lying on the ground covering the left side of his face, looking at me with a painful expression: "Liu Zi, you are finally here."

I looked at Lu Yixing and asked, "Lu Zi, what are you doing?"

Lu Yixing hurriedly said: "Master Niu wants to sign for me. I really admire Master Niutou so much, so I couldn't stand firm when I got excited."

I suddenly realized the oh.

At this time, Master Niutou looked at me with a cold smile and said: "Boy, what's the matter, have you found the three hundred cat soldiers?"

I said: "Master Niutou, I'm really sorry, that guy ran away, and I didn't find him."

"Huh!" The bull-headed master said with a sinister sneer: "If you don't find it, then you have deceived the bull-headed master once, and you are playing your grandpa Niu like a monkey."

I scolded my mother in my heart, it was obviously your old man who let the other party go, okay, it was your old man who was incompetent and didn't grab the other party, but now you are slandering us, let me go to your second uncle!
But I really dare not say it. Grandpa Niu Tou is staring at me with a sinister sneer at this moment: "Why, do you have any last words? If you have no last words, go down with your Grandpa Niu."

When Master Niutou said this, both of us were frightened and trembled in an instant.Rashomon is better, he is fainting now, and he doesn't know how to be afraid.

If you let us die, we will die if we die, there is nothing to say.But if you want us to go down with this bull-headed master, let me go, this is really worse than death.

Who doesn't know that the ones brought down by the bull-headed master are all sinners, ghosts who deserve to be reduced to animals in the next life.Of course, before being reincarnated as an animal, one must face the three karmas, and with the attitude of the Niutou master towards us, it is estimated that we will have to be thrown into the frying pan to relieve our anger.

Then Lu Yixing was kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy.This bull-headed master is a ruthless master, he can't easily joke with others, saying one is one, and saying two is two, he definitely wouldn't just casually talk about it just now.

Lu Yixing panicked and said: "Master Niutou, please don't take me down, I have to write an online novel about you! You forgot that I have to promote your glorious and clean image to you." Woolen cloth."

The Niutou master said coldly: "There are a lot of people who can write online novels in this world, and I don't necessarily need to use online novels to shape my image. Now Lin Zhengying and Wu Ma are preparing to shoot How about a documentary about the bull's head and horse face, which will have a wider audience by then."

I want to cry, I dare to say that Uncle Ying has not yet been reincarnated. Now I dream almost every day to see Uncle Ying who has been reincarnated, carrying the banner of Hong Kong zombie movies again.

There is no way, this online novel can't fool Mr. Niutou, and in the end Lu Yixing can only use the old method: "Grandpa Niutou, is one billion billion enough? It really can't be more."

The bull head glared at Lu Yixing: "No, do you know that the time spent here with you is enough for me to embezzle... Oh no, how much money do I make?"

Lu Yixing hurriedly asked, "How much?"

"At least... one billion billion!" Master Niutou opened his mouth like a lion.

Lu Yixing hesitated for a moment: "Master Niutou, this is a bit too much, right? We are all poor, and we really can't get it."

"Then come with me." Master Niutou said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I promise you, I promise you." Lu Yixing said hurriedly: "One billion billion is one billion billion."

"Well, that's about the same. But you can't delay your online novel. If my image of being honest and upright in law enforcement is a little different, I won't let you go."

"Well, master Niutou, don't worry, don't worry, I will definitely shape you into the image of a selfless and selfless cow that grazes and milks."

I thought to myself, isn't this a cow?

But the bull-headed master was very happy: "Yes, yes, it's the kind of grass-grazing milking, haha, your bull-headed grandpa likes milking the most." Said, this bull-headed grandpa even made a gesture of grabbing milk.

I thought to myself that the rules of this underground world are the same as those of the above-ground world.Officials with economic problems do not necessarily have style problems, but officials with style problems must have financial problems.

Obviously, Master Niutou belongs to the kind of master who has both economic and style issues side by side.

"However, although I let you two off this time, you two must remember that you must never let that kid run away, understand? You will still have to increase your energy to find that guy in the future, you know? That guy The three hundred cat soldiers were taken away, and they may have gone to other places to commit crimes. I will give you a two-year time limit. If you can't find the whereabouts of the three hundred cat soldiers within two years, then don't blame me for being wrong. You two are welcome."

When he said this, we became nervous again, your sister, you bought a two-year lifespan with billions of feelings, this bull-headed master is really not as good as a beast.

Fortunately, Master Niutou is a money-greedy master. At worst, we will ask Rashomon to write a check for billions of billions to the other party.However, when I thought that two years later, Rashomon might have revealed his fox tail long ago, parted ways with us or turned against each other, and I felt bad in my heart.

After the bull-headed master finished speaking, he turned around and slowly drifted away with the vicious dog.

After Master Niutou disappeared from our sight, the two of us finally breathed a sigh of relief.Damn you, this is not a seductress, he is clearly a corrupt criminal!No wonder Yan Luo didn't let this guy reincarnate. If he really reincarnated, he might become a modern version of He Shen.

(End of this chapter)