Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 185

"Hurting your ass." The second uncle Chang has a rather irritable temperament. When I said this, he became annoyed instantly: "I saw that stinky bitch kicking you hard the other day. I was worried about that little bitch. Then I kicked you into a eunuch, so I stepped forward and wanted to drive the other party away, who knew that little girl would sue the wicked first, you call this disgusting person!"

"Smelly snake, you are talking nonsense, you are a bird. The other day I watched this kid get up and down. I thought it was fun so I played with him for a while. You know what to do. Miss Ben's feet can nourish the kidneys and strengthen Yang Qi. You Know how to knit."

A girl's voice sounded crisp and clear like an oriole, and she started arguing with Uncle Chang.

"Hey, is this a common saying? The more you explain, the more you cover up. You are covering up. Don't think I don't know that you young people are impulsive, hahahaha."

"You talk nonsense, you old and disrespectful fellow."

"Hey, you can say whatever you like, anyway, I think so, what are you doing, you want to fight, it happens that you, Second Uncle Chang, and I have nothing to do, so let's exchange ideas. Come on."

Saying that, Second Uncle Chang stretched out his snake-like arm.

It’s amazing, I couldn’t help feeling in my heart, this is the first time I saw a monster fighting with a monster, I used to be an atheist, at that time, I wouldn’t believe that one day I could see two monsters quarreling, It's like people bickering, it's too humane.

This cheers me up.Although I can't see my Jiabaojiaxian, the little beauty in yellow, I can imagine how magnificent this young lady in yellow is when she is angry.

I was afraid that these two people would really fight, and it would not be good for anyone to get hurt, so I hurriedly stopped them: "Two, two, stop arguing, stop arguing. Now is not the time to quarrel, I just want to ask Ask the two, where am I, and can I go back?"

"This is in your Second Uncle Chang's Immortal Mansion." Uncle Chang said with a smile: "The distance to the top is 180 meters. If you want to go out, you have to climb up, or let this little girl give you Carry it on."

"You old man, why don't you carry him up? It's not like you don't know that a camel is like carrying a mountain. Anyway, I can't move with a camel. On the contrary, it's your fat body that puts Xiao Liu on his back." Sending it up is just like playing."

"Tch, the little girl is eloquent, which suits your Second Uncle Chang's taste. That's all, I won't talk nonsense with you, Second Uncle Chang, I'd better carry you on my back! However, your Second Uncle Chang is a little Tired, so if you can climb up by yourself, that's the best, of course, your Second Uncle Chang won't let you climb up in vain, I will give you a small gift."

I immediately asked, "Second Uncle Chang, what treasure do you have for me?"

Second Uncle Chang smiled: "Well, I can't tell you for now, I have to wait until you climb up in person, and if you search according to the method I gave you, you will be able to find the gift that Second Uncle Chang gave you. .”

A gift from a monster, it must not be ordinary, so I decided to climb up it myself, isn't it just 180 meters, and it's not very high.

So I just nodded: "Okay, Second Uncle Chang, I will climb up it myself. Then can you tell me now, what is that baby?"

Uncle Chang smiled lightly: "Success, after you go up, find a stone called Tianlingshi, then take three steps to the left, then three steps to the right, walk back and forth like this fifteen times, and finally shout : Open Zhima, and you will naturally find the treasure I gave you."

I looked at Second Uncle Chang dumbfoundingly: "Uncle Second, you are not teasing me. I am bouncing around, which is equivalent to not moving. Do you think I am stupid, so you want to tease me?" I."

Uncle Chang got angry: "If you don't believe me, there is nothing you can do. Come up, your second uncle will send you up."

I waved my hands again and again, and said with a smile: "No second uncle, I can't let you carry it. If you want to carry it, I will carry you. After all, you are an elder."

Of course, in my heart I was reluctant to part with the baby Uncle Chang mentioned.Second Uncle Chang is a bastard cultivating immortality, so he probably wouldn't make such a joke with me.

Then Second Uncle Chang smiled with satisfaction: "Well, young man, I really didn't misunderstand you. Hehe, go! Your Second Uncle Chang is also a person of spiritual practice after all, and the most taboo thing among practitioners is to lie gone."

I nodded again and again: "By the way, Second Uncle Chang, I have something else I want to ask you."

Uncle Chang nodded: "Well, let's ask, what's the matter?"

"Since you have practiced on this mountain all year round, you must know some things about this mountain. Do you know that there are three hundred evil cat soldiers on this mountain?"

When Uncle Chang heard this, he immediately became interested: "Cat? Where is it? Haha, Uncle Chang, I just woke up from my practice and I am hungry. Let me tell you the truth, Uncle Chang, I like eating the most. cat."

Well, this is a foodie encounter.

I don't expect to get any information from this foodie.Second Uncle Chang just came out of retreat, so how could he know about the three hundred cat soldiers?Even when he heard the five characters "Three Hundred Mao Sha Bing", he directly omitted the other four characters.

I smiled and said: "It's okay, I have a friend who knows how to tie paper. If I have time, I will burn a few more paper bobcats for Uncle Sun."

Second Uncle Chang gave me a hard look: "Fuck you, Second Uncle Chang, I'm not a dead person, I'm a half-fairy now, half-fairy, do you understand what that means?"

"Cut, isn't it just an opportunistic bastard spying on Tianji?" Sister Baojiaxian said with a cold smile.

"Wow, stinky girl, you want to piss me off! See if I don't kill you." Then, Second Uncle Chang slapped him out.As soon as I hit it like this, I immediately heard the sound of air blasting with a 'flutter'.

This sound really terrified me, your sister, just punching can make the air crackle, if it really hits a person, it won't punch a hole in the person's body.

But obviously this punch did not hit Sister Baojiaxian, so Sister Baojiaxian laughed: "I can't hit you, your mother has white hair on her butt..."

Second Uncle Chang was furious, he stood up with a bang, opened his bloody mouth and roared at me for a while, I saw a puff of black smoke coming out of Uncle Chang's mouth. I'm terrified, your sister's thing is going to gas me.

So I lay down on the ground with a groan, and begged for mercy: "Second Uncle, Second Uncle, please forgive me, please don't use your poisonous gas! Your poisonous gas is the best in the world, no one can beat it, please don't Spray, otherwise we will have to confess to you."

When I flattered like this, Second Uncle Sun immediately shouted excitedly: "Haha, my eldest nephew is more sensible and discerning. Haha, I like you Second Uncle Chang."

I was speechless for a while, this snake must have some brain problems, just a few casual compliments makes me really feel like a coaxer?
I stood up with a smile and said, "Second Uncle, what, I'll go up first if it's all right, you can continue to practice here."

Second Uncle Chang nodded again and again: "Success, you go up first, and if you have anything to do in the future, I will come to your Second Uncle."

I nodded again and again, then turned around to climb up.His grandma, being with this moody guy, I always feel uneasy in my heart, who knew that sentence offended this snake, and this snake could kill me by farting.

People say that snake spirit disease is snake spirit disease, and I think this second uncle Chang is a typical snake spirit disease.

When I walked to the entrance of the cave, I suddenly noticed that there were a few white flowers at the entrance of Uncle Chang’s Immortal Mansion. I took a closer look, damn it, isn’t that what the nigger told us Geranium?

His grandma's, this is really hard to find, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.I immediately turned around happily and said to Second Uncle Chang: "Second Uncle, what is the geranium planted at the entrance of your Immortal Mansion for?"

The second uncle Chang squinted his eyes and looked at it, and said: "You said this white flower, what's the matter, your second uncle Chang, I use this leaf to wipe my shit and my buttocks. This leaf is very comfortable to wipe, and it is much stronger than a stone. .”

As he spoke, he grabbed a geranium and was about to wipe his ass.

(End of this chapter)