Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 187

I looked at Lu Yixing and said, "Can you still write online novels?"

Lu Yixing said, "What a fart."

I had a headache for a while: "Then you promised so readily, you don't have to worry about Niutou making trouble for you."

Lu Yixing shook his head: "It's okay, although I can't write, I can copy it. I'm going to replace the Monkey King in Wu Chengen's Journey to the West with a bull head. I don't believe that the bull head doesn't like this image?"

I am speechless, thanks to this kid who can figure it out.

"By the way, what happened to that boy Rashomon? He was thrown a sanitary napkin." Only then did Lu Yixing start to care about Rashomon.

I said: "It's nothing serious, this guy fainted from blood, he fainted from his own blood."

"Is he coming to be my aunt?" Lu Yixing asked.

"No, he was beaten to death by the guy who received three hundred cat soldiers," I said.

Lu Yixing was shocked: "So, did you see the guy who captured the three hundred cat soldiers? Why didn't you hurry up and say hello to Master Niutou?"

I smiled bitterly: "Anyway, I didn't see that guy. As for whether Rashomon saw it, he has to wake up to confirm."

Lu Yixing nodded, and then asked, "Tell me, what happened to you for so long."

So I told Lu Yixing that I saw Uncle Chang, and when Lu Yixing heard it, he was very interested: "Really so awesome? Damn, I found out that you can't even write online novels." no problem."

I rolled my eyes at Lu Yixing: "There are so many nonsense, let's wake up Rashomon first."

When our eyes were focused on Rashomon, we found that Rashomon had already stood up, staring at us with a bloody face.

Seeing this bloody face so suddenly, both of us couldn't help but shivered with fright: "Rashomon, when did you wake up?"

"When Niutou asked you for money..." Rashomon said.

"By the way, can you see who knocked you out?" I asked hurriedly.

Rashomon shook his head, his expression a little dull, it seems that the guy did a lot of damage to this kid, I thought to myself, don't get a concussion.

"I didn't see it." I had a disappointed expression on my face: "By the way, are you okay, do you want me to take you to the hospital for bandaging?"

Rashomon shook his head: "No, I'll be fine after washing my face."

Lu Yixing hurriedly said: "Close your eyes when you wash your face later, or you will get dizzy again."

Rashomon wobbled around, as if he was about to faint. I was extremely nervous, and thought to myself, buddy, you must not faint.Fortunately, after this kid experienced the blood fainting last time, his resistance to blows has been strengthened, so he didn't faint this time.

After Rashomon left, Lu Yixing whispered, "Hurry up and show me your snake skin."

I just wanted to give the snake skin to Lu Yixing, but suddenly I thought of Rashomon. Now that Rashomon is an enemy or a friend, I have to hold him back.So I whispered to Rashomon: "Lu Zi, keep your voice down, there is a problem with Rashomon."

Lu Yixing instantly understood what I meant, and nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Rashomon probably was weak, so after a simple bandage, he went to sleep on the sofa.And I persuaded Rashomon that if you are weak, you should go to bed. Today I fell asleep on the sofa and kept a vigil.

Lu Yixing was so frightened that he corrected again and again: "Watch the night, watch the night."

Rashomon didn't refuse my offer, probably because he really didn't have the heart to refuse, and walked into my bedroom without hesitation, and there was a slight snoring sound after a while.

I think Rashomon needs to sleep for at least a few hours. This is what our biology teacher told us. He said that if a person faints and is stimulated twice in a row, he may faint for several hours.

After Rashomon fell asleep, I knocked on Lu Yixing's door cautiously.The two of us sneaked in and took out the snakeskin.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yixing knew this thing. When he saw this baby, he immediately screamed: "It's the Qingsang Corpse Clothes."

"The green sac shroud? What is the green sac shroud?" I looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably.

Lu Yixing said: "You are illiterate, you don't even know this stuff."

I looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "You say you can't read a whole bunch of characters, and the guy says I'm illiterate, are you embarrassed?"

Lu Yixing said: "This has nothing to do with that. Then what, have you read "The Green Bag Shroud" by the famous online novelist Lu Banchi? This is a kind of green bag shroud."

When Lu Yixing said this, it really looked familiar to me. Yes, although I don’t really like to read short essays on the Internet, but for me who often surf the Internet, I have seen "The Blue Sac" many times on the Internet. Corpse Cloak" name.

I seem to still vaguely remember the notes on the novel: Hua Tuo’s "Blue Sack Sutra" can save lives, and Liu Bowen's "Shiyi Sutra" can ward off evil spirits and avoid heaven...

In the 13th year of Jian'an (208 A.D.), at night, it rained cats and dogs, and Xuchang died in prison in the north of the city.

An old man with a thin white beard handed a cloth bag to the head of the prison, and said softly: "This can make a living!" The head of the cell quietly put the cloth bag into his arms.

But internet novels are internet novels after all, so is there any real basis for this stuff?I do not believe.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Lu Yixing explained: "Of course, this green sack corpse garment is not the same thing as the one in the online novel, but they belong to the same species. Since ancient times, the green sack corpse garment There are two kinds, one is the green sack shroud in online novels, and the other is the green sack shroud in our hands."

I'm not interested in these messy things, I just asked: "Stop talking to me, just tell me what kind of treasure this is and what's the use for it."

Lu Yixing said to me in a serious tone: "This treasure is very useful. If you wear it on your body, it can be used as an invisibility cloak."

I go.I was overwhelmed by Lu Yixing's description: "It's impossible, this thing is so awesome, it can also be invisible, it's high-tech."

Lu Yixing said: "High-tech fart, this so-called invisibility is not invisible to human eyes, but invisible to ghosts, do you understand?"

I was even more shocked: "Invisibility in front of ghosts? Damn, this thing can do it. If even ghosts can't see me, then I'll be so awesome, and then see that little ghost dare to provoke me , let’s hit them hard on the back.”

Lu Yixing said: "Don't get too excited, I've only heard about it, and I'm not [-]% sure that this is the Qingsang Corpse Clothes, so if you really want to verify it, you still have to find a little devil to experiment .”

At this time, I inadvertently wanted to touch the black ghost ghost officer. The ghost ghost officer has been living here for the past few days. First, he has not yet figured out where the main force is, and second, the black ghost ghost officer is still waiting. It's the ghost coin we promised to give him.

So I just want that ghost to give it a try to see if this thing is really a green bag shroud.If this is really a green sac shroud, then it is really a baby bump to me. Think about it, I will bump into ghosts in the future, just put on this stuff, and give ghosts a sneak attack.

It's Coke just thinking about it.

So I told Lu Yixing what I thought, and when Lu Yixing heard it, he was instantly happy; "It's done, buddy, go and wake that guy up now."

As he said that, Lu Yixing walked to a corner, took out a bottle of sesame oil from the corner, and motioned for me to put on the green sac shroud quickly.

In a hurry, I put the green sack shroud on my body, and then Lu Yixing opened the lid of the sesame oil bottle.In an instant, a black mist was released from the sesame oil bottle, which quickly disturbed our sight.

I hastily took two steps back, for fear that the black mist would poison me.

Soon, the black mist gathered into a ball and turned into the shape of the black ghost.

The nigger's mouth was full of sesame oil, and he kept babbling: "Enn, this oil tastes good, I like it very much, can I take some with me when I leave?"

Lu Yixing smiled and nodded: "Okay."

"By the way, have you prepared the money for me? If I'm ready, I have to chase after the big troops, and the leader will give me three days off."

Lu Yixing said: "Okay, we found the Geranium, then please grind the Geranium into powder for us, so that we can use it better with the tobacco stick."

The nigger nodded: "Well, it's not the dog's tail grass this time."

"Don't worry." Lu Yixing smiled: "I can't do it again and again, can't I? I can't do it to this level."

"That's true." The nigger smiled.

Lu Yixing asked: "By the way, let me ask you, do you know about the Qingsang Shroud?"

(End of this chapter)