Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 17

After such a thing happened, I didn’t have the heart to call back the soul anymore. Besides, even if I wanted to call back the soul, I probably wouldn’t be able to. This uncle is really too tough. Right now, he’s running behind my ass with a mourning stick and cursing wildly. He: "Stop for me, give back my son, give me back my son!"

Fortunately, I know that this little old man is alive, otherwise I might have been scared to death by this weird scene.

At this moment, the school has already locked the door, and there are security guards at the door 24 hours a day, so the chance of me escaping from the door is almost zero.

In order not to be caught by this man and cause some unnecessary troubles, in the end, buddy, I decided to go back to the dormitory as soon as possible.

After making up my mind, I ran wildly into the dormitory.At this moment, the uncle's yelling and scolding also attracted the attention of the students. Following our busy dormitory yelling "Master Bai is fighting the Chinese aunt", almost everyone in the dormitory leaned out. Heads come to watch us.

I feel like a clown, it's such a shame.

"Come on, aunt, come on, aunt!" It was estimated that there were too many people, so these buddies didn't think in the direction of the supernatural event at all, and even shouted slogans to us.

In any case, they must not let them know that this Chinese aunt is me. After I went around a small road, I finally managed to get into the boys' dormitory.

Dude, I am as light as a swallow, and I quickly left the uncle behind and got into a men's toilet.

"Ow!"

I just got into a men's restroom, a buddy who was masturbating in the restroom glanced at me, and screamed out, then his legs went limp, and he fell to the ground, hitting the back of his head on the pile of shit.

I was almost disgusted by him, this dude really has a bad taste, he also has the pleasure of masturbating when he poops in the toilet.I can't control so much anymore, people love where they are.

After I took off the skin of the Chinese aunt, I was relieved to walk out of the toilet.It's just that as soon as I entered the dormitory, I was grabbed by a buddy in the same dormitory: "Old Liu, where have you gone, it's really sad."

I asked: "What's the matter, why am I so sad."

"You don't know, there was a big Hollywood show just now, Bai Wuchang played against the Chinese aunt, I don't know which idiot came to our school."

I really want to punch this dude, damn it, that idiot is me!
Today I was not successful in summoning the soul. I was quite frustrated. I even doubted whether the Lou Guan Dao method would work or not. After all, it was my first time casting a spell in name. I always felt that it was a bit strange.

I was also tired, and I started to sleep soundly while lying on the bed. After discussing the 'stupid' for an hour, the guys in the same dormitory also fell asleep. Today's business is over.

But I won't give up just now, buddy, I'm not the kind of person who just gives up when encountering some setbacks, even in my sleep I'm thinking about what kind of soul-calling ceremony I'm going to use tomorrow, and how to guard against that idiot uncle.

I don't know why it's so weird, but in my sleep, I turned into a square dancing aunt, and danced square dancing all night.This fucking made me so tired that I was dragged up from the bed by the fat man: "Old Liu, the head teacher is calling the roll today. If you don't go, the head teacher will punish you for running around."

I had no choice but to go with the fat man, thinking that it would be a big deal to supplement my sleep in class.

But sometimes some people just want to fight against you. When I was sleeping soundly, my mobile phone rang suddenly. I answered the call in a daze, and then yelled in a daze: "Who is it?"

"Liu Baisui, right? You've finished your school hours, so hurry up and report to the driving school, and you're going to take the subject one exam."

"Well, okay, wait a minute, I have to ask our stupid head teacher for a leave of absence." Then, I stood up and stretched myself.

And then guess what I saw?
Our homeroom teacher was staring at me with a pair of copper bell-like eyes, and fifty or sixty pairs of eyes below looked at me with colorful expressions. I am familiar with those eyes, and they are clearly looking at idiots.

I froze on the spot, a little at a loss, just smiled at our class teacher, I really regretted it at the time, since I scolded, why didn't I scold him harder, anyway, the final punishment is the same.

"Liu Baisui, come here." The head teacher threw the textbooks on the desk, then looked at me, and said to me as convincingly as possible.

I smiled coldly, thinking that you are an idiot pretending to be a fool, don't think we don't know that your grandson is a good hand at corporal punishment of students, it's too brainless for you to pretend to be a force.

It turned out to be this brainless guy, who almost beat me to the point of losing my mind. This guy first slapped me twice, and then kicked me out again, hitting me, that was miserable!The secreted adrenaline almost didn't make me fight back.

But fortunately, I am still a rational person, and I managed to control my emotions in the end, because I knew that if I did it, the final result might not even be able to get my graduation certificate.

I have worked so hard to go to school for so many years, and I have suffered so many years of suffering, and I don't want to be ruined by my own impulse.

And fortunately, that guy didn't lose his conscience, he just beat me up, and after "convincing people with virtue", he let me go.

Walking out of the campus, I looked back at the students who were attending class in the classroom. I sneered and sneered. I felt that these students were so stupid. Why did they have to pay for it? There was a big uprising, and the school was smashed. When the time comes, we will go to school if we want to go to school, and we will have a holiday if we don’t want to go to school. Those days will be very interesting.

Hey, a group of ignorant and cowardly classmates!

I smiled coldly in my heart, you ignorant guys are here to accept slave education in disguise, buddy, I am flying freely.

It was only later that I learned that I was not the only one who had this idea, the rest of our dormitory also had this idea, and the absurd idea that other students were idiots popped up almost once a week.

After I managed to get to the driving school, I was so tired that I was out of breath and sweating all over my body. The scorching sun seemed to be specially against me, and it didn't even give me a shade.

I thought in my heart that it would be great if I could find a popsicle seller. In this hot weather, if I could eat a popsicle, it would be a great pleasure for a bachelor like me.

It’s just that the location of this damn driving school is remote, and no bird shits here, let alone the popsicle seller. Just when I was about to despair, I finally found a little girl holding a foam plastic box at the gate of the driving school, looking around.

Paralyzed, I finally found a popsicle seller. Seeing that this little girl looks so juicy and cute, I can't help but want to strike up a conversation with this little girl. It's really cool to be able to strike up a conversation with this little girl while eating popsicles. What an exciting thing.

So buddy, I mustered up my courage, thinking that maybe this time I could get rid of my single life.Such a simple little girl, maybe she came from the countryside to work in this small county. In this unfamiliar place, it is not difficult for me to win her trust. Once I win her trust, maybe I can Let's talk about that sacred love.

I took a deep breath, and went up to greet the little girl enthusiastically: "Hello, little girl, how much are the popsicles?"

"Popsicle?" The little girl was stunned for a moment, and then took out an old popsicle from the foam box. I was excited. That's right, it seems that she really sells popsicles: "Fifty cents."

"Okay, give me one, no need for change." I gave her a dollar, smiling quite generously.The little girl looked at the money, but didn't take it, and didn't give me the popsicle.

At that time, I thought the little girl was embarrassed to accept the money, so I generously put the money on the foam box, and then 'snatched' the popsicle from the little girl: "It's okay, little girl It's not easy to sell popsicles here on a hot day, just treat it as if I invited you to eat a popsicle!"

As he said that, he tore open the packing bag with proficiency, and greeted the shy little girl with a smile: "Little girl, where are you from? Why are you selling popsicles here on a hot day?"

The little girl was quite shy: "I...I'm not selling popsicles."

"Ah, then what do you do?" I asked curiously, thinking the girl meant that she was just selling popsicles part-time.

"I'm here to test my driver's license." The little girl said.

"A driver's license test? Oh, you can earn back the driver's license money by selling popsicles while taking the driver's license test." I said in an appreciative tone, "It's really rare for you to want to be independent at such a young age."

Before I could further communicate with the little girl, our coach ran out of the driving school, shouting loudly while running: "Che Yanyan, Che Yanyan, give me the file, it's too late."

The little girl stood up immediately, ran to the coach with the foam box in her arms, and handed the box to the coach.

Then the coach took a look at me and shouted: "What is Liu Baisui doing in a daze, hurry up and follow me to the driving school to submit the file."

After that, he turned around and left without looking back.

But I was already frozen in place, with a popsicle in my mouth, I didn't know whether I should eat it, it turned out that it was bought by the girl herself, but I snatched it away.

"So you are that Liu Baisui." The little girl smiled at me kindly, and blinked her big grape-like eyes: "Let's go, go report."

"That's what, that's what." I have already realized that the foam box is not a popsicle, but a file. In other words, the little girl is not selling popsicles. Get up: "I'm so sorry, I thought you were selling popsicles just now."

"It's okay." Che Yanyan smiled generously: "Take this popsicle as my treat! I'll buy it myself later."

"That's so embarrassing." I held the popsicle in my hand, hesitated for a long time, and finally handed the popsicle to the other party: "You should eat it, I just took a bite."

Che Yanyan burst into laughter: "Hehe, so you are not as domineering and unreasonable as in the legend!"

(End of this chapter)