Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 18
The buddy was stunned on the spot, looking at her with an incredulous expression, not understanding what she meant: "What do you mean? What do you mean I am overbearing and unreasonable? Who did you hear the legend about? You know me?"

The little girl smiled: "Yes, I know you. You are a celebrity in the school. How could I not know you?"

It dawned on me that we were classmates.But as for how I became famous, I was quite puzzled, so I asked curiously: "Student, tell me, how do I become famous?"

"Dare to fight with a brick at the gate of the school, you are definitely the first. You are such a fierce person, it is difficult not to be famous."

I couldn't help laughing bitterly in my heart, damn it, so I became famous because of this, I thought it was the last time I helped the old lady cross the road and became a moral model for my classmates.

It's really good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles!
I decided to ignore these for the time being, and the most urgent thing is to pass this exam as soon as possible.

Soon we entered the driving school, and then under the arrangement of the coach, we joined the rest of the students and waited for the departure.

Afterwards, we got on the bus to the test center, and I was lucky enough to sit with Che Yanyan. Looking at this cute girl, I even wondered if she was an adult?
But my buddy has a wide appetite, regardless of whether it is a mature woman or an underage loli, my brother is interested in all of them, and I am not picky eaters.Along the way, I used my oral skills to tease Che Yanyan into turbulent waves.

Such a well-developed chest at such a young age, it's really small and ambitious.

"By the way, do we also have to conduct training at the test center?" I was about to arrive at the test center, and I felt inexplicably panicked. I guess it was test phobia.

"Training? Training for what?" Che Yanyan looked at me in surprise: "This is subject one, and I do the questions on the computer by myself."

"You're kidding me." I looked at her with disbelief on my face: "No driving school training?"

"Are you kidding?" A fat buddy next to me looked at me with a mocking tone: "Dude, I think you are joking, you really don't know that you have to practice on the computer for subject one?"

I know your uncle, I was about to cry at that time. I always thought that the school would conduct unified training when we were about to take the exam. After all, I heard that subject one is very simple, and you can pass it with a little training.

So I really became the joke of the students in the driving school, and I even felt that all the students were secretly mocking me.

Fortunately, a kind-hearted buddy had training books and lent them to me. I cramped my feet and began to read them tirelessly.

It's true that there are very few books when they are used, and the money is not enough to spend at the end of the month!

But the result was as expected, probably because I am very talented (don't hit me), so after an hour of training before the exam, I passed the training.

But the buddy who lent me the book ended up losing his reputation because of two points. Seeing the dejected look of the buddy, I patted him on the shoulder while returning the book and persuaded him: "Dude, don't be discouraged, it won't work this time, And next time, not next time, and next time..."

So the buddy wanted to beat me up because my 'next time' offended him.

On the way back, I kept looking for Che Yanyan.But I didn't find her. My buddy, I started to feel a little disappointed. I wondered if she was bored with me, so I rented a car and left?

The whole day after I went back, I was out of my mind.

After falling in love during the day, it was time to fulfill the pair of gay friends at night. This time I chose to use the method of going to hell to find the ghost of the fateful pair of mandarin ducks.

Since these two buddies died tragically together within seven days, the two ghosts must still be at school. I have opened my sky eye, and maybe I can secretly see these two buddies engaging in radical progress.

I bought liquor and salt, and found a few willow branches growing vigorously outside the school. In the middle of the night, I dug a small hole under a big tree in the grove and poured all the liquor I poured it in, and then poured half a catty of salt. After stirring well, I dipped it with a willow branch, and then wiped it on my eyes.

When I opened my eyes, I found that what I saw was not different from what I usually see, but my eyes hurt a little.

I began to doubt the feasibility of this method again. Does the "Lou Guan Dao Method" really work?Why is the scene I saw different from what I saw on TV, with lonely ghosts wandering around?

But now I'm not sure whether my eyes work or not, so I decided to find a place to test it.I heard that the women's toilet in the school used to be the school's infirmary. A nurse and an old lady died in it. I don't know how they died. I just heard that the death was quite miserable. Haunting began, and then the school infirmary was demolished and converted into the current women's toilet.

The possibility of encountering a ghost in that place must be very high. I don't know what I thought at the time, but I went there as soon as my brain became hot.

At that time, I really didn't have any distracting thoughts in my mind. All I could think about was to bump into ghosts.If you have ghosts in your hearts, I can't help it, I just want to say, you dirty hearts, hey!
But again, I was disappointed. I walked around the women's room and found nothing interesting except for a used condom outside the toilet.

When I was about to leave, I suddenly felt a little suffocated, so I planned to go to the men's room for convenience.

But when I passed the male teacher's toilet, an idea suddenly popped up in my mind.I used to hear people in the same dormitory say that the toilets of the school teachers are much more luxurious than the toilets of our students, and there are single rooms inside.

I was very curious about what kind of form the single room my classmate mentioned existed, so I immediately made up my mind to go to the male teacher's toilet to solve it, and also enjoy the VIP treatment of some teachers.

In this way, there will be capital when bragging in the future.

Sure enough, the teacher's treatment is different from that of our students. Not only is the inside very clean, I think it is even cleaner than our dormitory, and it is indeed a single room. Although it is separated by a board, in my opinion, peeing They have their own little world when shitting, numb, these people really enjoy it.

Dude, I hummed: the big river flows eastward, while peeing leisurely, I really enjoyed the treatment of a single room.

But just as I finished peeing and was about to pull up my pants, I suddenly heard two knocks on the door of the single room, bang bang, which seemed very abrupt in this quiet night.

Whoops!

I froze in an instant, numb, who knocked on the door in the middle of the night?As the saying goes, if you don't do something wrong, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, but the key is that buddy, I did something wrong, occupying the male teacher's toilet, which is a felony.

"Who is it?" I yelled tremblingly, hoping in my heart that it was the old guard at the door.

As long as someone knocks on the door, the matter will be resolved.

But there was no answer outside the door, and the knock on the door stopped. I finally relaxed a lot, thinking that maybe I had hallucinations just now, or the small stone was blown by the wind and smashed on the door.

I mustered up my courage and prepared to open the door.

But the moment my hand touched the door handle, the door was knocked again, and I froze in place again, and my body shook again unconsciously.

Damn, what the hell is outside? I'm about to cry.

"Who is it!" I yelled again, but there was still no one outside the door.

Although I have experienced the Banjieweng incident, I am still terrified of encountering such weird things again in the middle of the night.

At this time, I suddenly had an idea and thought of a good way, that is to look through the gap under the toilet door to see if there are any feet outside.

If there are feet, doesn't it mean that the person outside is a human being?If there are no feet, it means that there is a ghost outside.

Having figured this out, I took a deep breath, and then slowly squatted down.

But what disappointed me was that there were no feet underneath. My heart jumped into my throat, wondering if it was really a ghost?Because the feet of ghosts generally do not touch the ground.

I was not ready to accept this cruel fact, so I opened my eyes wide and observed carefully.

But at this moment, a pair of blood eyes suddenly appeared!It looked quite strange in the dark night, exuding a bloody light, just staring at me without blinking.

At that time, my heart almost stopped beating, I quickly closed my eyes, then raised my head, and kicked the door open at the same time.

And guess what I saw?
A little nurse in white clothes was pushing a wheelchair, and an old lady was sitting in the wheelchair. What was horrifying was that the little nurse's face was jet-black, without eyes, bloody, and she was sitting in the wheelchair. The old lady on the bed has no head, and her neck is even covered with maggots.

Both the little nurse and the wheelchair were suspended in the air. At this moment, the little nurse was grinning at me with her big black mouth, and stretched out her black and rotten arms to grab my head.

Grab your uncle!
I cursed, then quickly took out a talisman, threw it at the little nurse, and shouted at the same time: hurry like a law.

I brought this talisman from the old ghost's room, with cinnabar and realgar, plus first-class Chenzhou yellow paper, which is specially used to drive away ghosts.

In Taoism, when Taoist priests cast spells and spells, they often add a suffix of "hurry like a law". Of course, this is not a mantra, but a way of ordering. "Jiji" means haste, and "law" It is a deity from Leibu, who is famous for walking fast, which roughly means: my spell must be executed as quickly as a law.These basic knowledge are not in the "Lou Guan Dao Fa", but the old ghost taught me little by little.

(End of this chapter)