Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 114 The bardo body, pretend to ask God

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
While talking, Lu Yixing began to sing.

"When it was sunset and it was dark on the west mountain, every household closed the door, nine out of ten had locks, and one door was left open. Birds ran to the mountains, forests and tigers ran to the mountains, magpies whined to the big trees, house sparrows fed pigeons to the eaves, and pedestrians scrambled. The gentleman goes to the inn, and the buddy who plays with money goes to Liangshan."

Bang dong dong dong dong.

Let me go, this kid opened his mouth, and I was completely shocked by this kid, don't tell me what the hell, this kid is not ordinary, he is so good at learning.

Just like this great dancer, with that accent and appearance, I really doubt that this kid is really a great dancer, otherwise how could he dance so realistically?
Can ordinary people jump out of this?
"Bang Bing is here at my house, with my head above the sky. Turn to the front of the stage in one step or two, come to the stage and look down, watching the excitement. I have nothing else to sing for you, and sing a section of the complete collection of divine tunes. Let's It is said that the left hand picks up the Wenwang drum, and the right hand picks up the bamboo-jointed whip of the Erlangshen. The donkey skin mantle of the Wenwang drum is tied with four or eight horizontal and vertical threads, four facing north and four facing south. Facing the north secures the world, and the four roots face the south to stabilize the country."

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
I took a look at Marshal Zhang, who was dumbfounded, his gaze was nothing but admiration, honestly he curled up in the corner like a frightened rabbit, motionless.

Damn, I really began to doubt, is your sister Lu Yixing really able to dance or is she just pretending to be stupid in front of me, how is this possible?When did this grandson learn to dance the Great God?

Looking at that appearance, the formation, and even the bastard's aura exuding from his body, it is enough to make people feel unbelievable. It would be strange if it was fake.

"There is also a string of copper coins on it. There are Qianlong, Daoguang, and Kaiyuan. I bought a hundred singles and eight whips. This whip is a good whip. If you want to drive mountains, you can move it. If you want to drive seas and seas, you can do it. This whip fell into my hands today. Burn incense and beat drums to move the gods! Old fairy, if you want to come, I will do it Move, if you don’t come, I’ll move too, on March [-]rd of the next year, the queen mother in the moving place will go to the Peach Blossom Fair lazily, and the nine-day fairy in the moving place will go down to the sky, and when she’s down in the sky, she’ll find a wild man and get into the man’s bed.”

I was taken aback by Lu Yixing, why did I take out a colorful whip while jumping and jumping, and whipped it up and down, making a sharp whip sound.

The result was just like this, Zhang Dashuai's body went limp in shock immediately, and he almost stuck his head on the ground. I clearly saw two crystal clear teardrops hanging from the corners of Zhang Dashuai's eyes.

Your sister, this Lu Yixing is really fucked up, if you can't invite Lu Yixing's grandma later, I think how this kid will explain to others.

"As a soldier, I picked up this whipping drum and rang the jingle. Listen to me, please invite Hu and Huang's soldiers, and Hu and Huang's two soldiers. Hu and Huang will come to the joint camp. Mrs. Hu will sit on top, and Mrs. Hu will accompany you side."

Let me go, why did the Hu and Huang soldiers get out of here?I believe that anyone who has a little understanding of the customs of the Northeast should know that the Huhuang actually refers to foxes and weasels, two of the five categories of baojiaxians in the Northeast.These two kinds of Baojiaxian rank in the top two ranks among the five great Baojiaxians. Because they often come into contact with human beings, the spirituality of people infected with them is more, and they are considered to be the easiest to cultivate into immortals.

The Baojiaxian in my family is Huang Pizi, who has been worshiped since my grandfather's life. In this Huang Pizi family, there is a sister following me. I don't know if that Huang Pizi sister is looking at me at this moment.

I heard that ghosts and gods are particularly interested in this thing, and I don't know if this yellow-skinned sister will get into Lu Yixing's body later, so that the dance master will really 'succeed'... …

I couldn't help shivering all over, looked around and found nothing unusual, so I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, my eyes accidentally fell on Zhang Dashuai's hand, and I saw that four sticks of incense were added to Zhang Dashuai's hand at some point, and it was burning curlingly. The cigarette did not rise vertically, but slanted to one side!

I'll go, this is not another dirty thing, right?

My heart was pounding, and I didn't know whether the cigarette was smoked by my Baojiaxian or eaten by some unclean things.

I was afraid that this thing would scare Zhang Dashuai, so I hurriedly called Zhang Dashuai who was kneeling, and asked him to stick the incense on the ground, and then stay away from the three sticks of incense.

"The old fairy's family went out of the ancient cave and left the mountains to camp. First, report your hometown and residence."

"Either live in the south, or live in the north, or live in Huguang and Dalian, or live in the mountains, or live in the mountains. If you want to talk about mountains, you can talk about mountains. I will simply report it, big black mountain, small black mountain, and small Shidingziliangjia mountain. , Golden Rooster independent Phoenix Mountain, Yue Fei fought against Niutoushan, Wulang became a monk in Wutai Mountain, Xiangzi became a monk in Zhongnan Mountain, Mount Emei in Sichuan Province."

Let me go, your grandma, are you talking about cross talk or dancing masters? Why does it feel like you are talking about stand-up cross talk?
"There is Mount Tai in SD Province, Qianshan Mountain in Liaoning Province, Gaoguan Baishan Mountain in Jilin Province, SYS in HLJ Province, Mount Weihu sits on the mountain sculpture, the highest mountain in the world, the Himalayas, Tianshan Mountain, Hengshan Mountain, and Babao Mountain in BJ. These mountains None of them are too famous, the most famous one has to be the current comedian Zhao Benshan!"

Pfft, I was completely pissed off, when I heard that even Zhao Benshan came out, I even wanted to cry to death.

This is typically singing Errenzhuan, as long as anyone with a little brain can hear it.I glanced at Marshal Zhang, and thought that Marshal Zhang would have to beat up Lu Yixing, a liar.

But Dashuai Zhang has already been overwhelmed by the previous atmosphere, so how dare he have any doubts?I'm afraid let alone Zhao Benshan, even if Jay Chou is moved out, it is estimated that Zhang Dashuai will never have any doubts about Lu Yixing.

Lu Yixing was jumping and jumping, but suddenly stopped, but his body was shaking unsteadily, his hands and head were all hanging down, as if he was dead.

Dashuai Zhang was terrified, he stared straight at Lu Yixing, and he could tell that the climax was about to come, maybe it was grandma's soul that really came up.

"Jie Jie, Jie Jie!" Lu Yixing suddenly laughed eccentrically, making my scalp tingle from laughing.

Dashuai Zhang trembled even more. Although he was frightened, his eyes never left Lu Yixing. He wanted to see his grandma so desperately.

"Shuai Shuai, why are you looking for grandma?" Lu Yixing slowly raised his head, the whites of his eyes rolled up, he looked like a mouse, and his expression was terrified, which gave me chills.

"Grandma, is that you, grandma?" Dashuai Zhang became so excited that he forgot his fear.

"Grandson, people and ghosts have different paths. When grandma dies, she dies. You must live on." Lu Yixing said coldly, "Grandma is doing well down there, don't worry about it."

"Grandma, I feel relieved that you are doing well. Have you found my grandpa?"

"I found it. Your grandpa is fighting some old men for landlords right now. I told him to come up to see his grandson. Your grandpa said that he found a bomb with great difficulty and was reluctant to leave. Grandma, I will come up alone. It's..."

Grandma, Lu Yixing is really not afraid of retribution for cheating people like this?

Dashuai Zhang frowned: "Didn't you say that my grandpa is blind, how can he play poker?"

"You child, why are you so stubborn, ghost eyes are better than anyone else's."

Dashuai Zhang nodded repeatedly.

"By the way, what's the matter with you asking me to come up? If there's nothing else to do, I'll go down first. I even invited a few old ladies to play mahjong over there."

I'm dizzy.

"Oh, grandma, what exactly do you mean by those words you said before you died?" Dashuai Zhang asked.

"Oh, well, grandma is getting old, and her mind is a little confused. I really can't remember what I said before I left."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, I thought Lu Yixing would definitely go out of his way this time.

"You said, feet, feet, and died after saying a few words. Is there anything else you haven't finished explaining?"

Your sister, I figured it out. I guess the handsome man came to ask the old lady if there was any money in the family. The old lady suddenly remembered, but before she could explain clearly, she left this world.

Under the feet, it is clearly in the mud.

However, it is estimated that no money was dug out of the land, so I came to the old lady to ask for clarification.

(End of this chapter)