Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 115

Just when I was worried that Lu Yixing would not be able to lie, this Lu Yixing suddenly looked at Dashuai Zhang with a sneer on his face, and then said through gritted teeth: "What I want to say is, feet, feet, your paralyzed feet are stepping on me. Oxygen tubes!"

I almost didn't vomit blood, and Zhang Dashuai also had a depressed and fearful expression on his face: "Grandma, it's okay, you can go to the scene quickly. Don't make those old ladies wait in a hurry."

"I'm leaving now, grandson, and don't do evil in the future. I see that there are quite a few of you in Hades' book."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yixing trembled all over, then his body went limp, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he held onto the railing next to him in time.

But at this moment Lu Yixing looked quite weak, took a deep breath, picked up the drink bottle and drank several mouthfuls: "Damn, old lady... the old lady is so difficult, she almost sent her away. "

Dashuai Zhang thanked him again and again: "Master Xing Xing, I really have troubled you this time."

Lu Yixing waved his hand: "It's okay, helping others is my life principle."

I bother.It is also fun to help others, you are cheating money for fun.

After Zhang Dashuai left, Lu Yixing said to me with a smile: "How about it, the performance just now was quite exciting, right?"

I smiled: "Well, it's not bad, it's pretty exciting. It's just a little... wicked."

"Why is it wicked?" Lu Yixing said, "Tell me about it."

"You said you stepped on an oxygen tube, isn't that absurd? Are you afraid that the other party will be a little smarter and expose your lie?" I said.

"How bold and prolific a person is, how can you make money if you don't even have the guts?" Lu Yixing taught me, "This is also a last resort."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, or you won't be able to catch up with the car." I said.

Lu Yixing nodded, patted several hundred yuan vigorously on his hand, and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you today."

"Treatment, okay, let's catch up with the car first."

Soon, we arrived at the bus station. The vicinity of the bus station was quite chaotic. In broad daylight, there were quite a few ladies dressed in dolls standing on the street, greeting passers-by with sweet smiles on their faces: "Handsome, my parents It looks good."

Lu Yixing pointed to one of the girls who was wearing a short skirt, and said curiously: "Liu Zi, why don't you and that girl wear pants, even a pair of underwear is fine."

I was worried and chilled: "Don't look at them, they will come up to say hello to you if they find you look at them."

But I reminded Lu Yixing that it was a bit late, because a young lady came up to greet us at this moment: "Handsome, does he look good?"

Lu Yixing's eyes were straightened in an instant, and he nodded persistently: "It looks good, it looks good."

To be honest, although this girl looks very ordinary, she can't help but knows how to dress up. She draws eyebrows and draws eyes, not to mention the two long carrot-like legs, the two continuous ups and downs on the chest and the mysterious big Black Canyon is shocking enough.

Maybe she is not as temperamental as Che Yanyan and Yue Yaowei, or even Wenwen, but this type of girl is the most attractive to men. I admit that I can't help but look at some of her harmonious parts A few glances.

"Does her skin look like a freshly peeled egg?" The little beauty asked Lu Yixing's arm with her breast on purpose.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yixing was quite calm at the critical moment: "Sister, are you talking about... tea eggs?"

The little beauty was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted, and gave Lu Yixing a hard look: "I'm more stupid than one."

Then, he left angrily.

Looking at the leaving figure of this little beauty, I couldn't laugh or cry for a while, grandma, I admit that I am indeed inferior to Lu Yixing in terms of dealing with people.

This may be the reason why Lu Yixing has traveled extensively and has rich experience in dealing with people.In short, in front of him, I feel like a child, but he is an old fritter who seems to know everything.

They were all forced out!
After buying the tickets, we started to wait in the waiting hall. I said to Lu Yixing, "Lu Zi, I didn't expect you to be so good at dealing with people. I didn't realize it before."

So Lu Yixing began to instill in me his experience in dealing with the world: "Tell you, you have to be careful when dealing with women, because they are originally a product of contradictions, and they are contradictory. Sometimes, you have to follow the contradictions. You can bend and stretch."

I was stunned: "What's wrong with this woman?"

So Lu Yixing began to give me examples: "Look, this woman can't unscrew the bottle cap but can tear the courier with her bare hands; she can untie the bra with one hand if she can't play games well; Not messy; can't carry a bucket but can go shopping with big bags for eight hours without panting; bad at math but can bargain so that the boss gives away two pairs of socks for nothing; bad memory but can count all the faults of her boyfriend during a quarrel .Do you think these women are contradictory? Sometimes I panic because of their conflicts."

I couldn't laugh or cry for a while, your sister, this is really the case.

"You said you know women so well, why are you so old that you don't even have a woman?" I asked.

Lu Yixing looked at me angrily: "What do you mean I don't have any women? Brother just doesn't bother dealing with secular women."

"Cut." I said coldly, "Do you think I will believe your ridiculous statement?"

"Ang, why can't I trust you." Lu Yixing said, "I just don't like secular women."

"You kind of say hello to the girl across the way. If you can amuse her, I believe you look down on secular women."

"Cut, this, it's a piece of cake." Lu Yixing stood up arrogantly, patted the dust on his butt vigorously and said: "You can show me, that beauty will smile later, you You have to call me bro."

I nodded, thinking to myself, don't be embarrassed, kid.

Lu Yixing walked up to the little girl coquettishly, and greeted the little girl with a smile: "Miss, hello."

When accosted by a strange man at the station, the little girl looked at Lu Yixing warily and said, "I don't know you."

Lu Yixing smiled and said: "I know you don't know me, I just see you alone, there are a lot of villains at the station now, so I want to come and accompany you for a while, so that others will not dare to attack you casually."

Of course, the little girl wouldn't trust Lu Yixing easily, she still looked vigilant, and even slowed down a lot in eating bananas.

Lu Yixing glanced at the banana, smiled and said, "Sister, why don't I tell you a joke! It's about one day, when the apple, banana, grape, and mango had a dinner together, the apple said: "I like a human heart. "

The grape said, "I am like a human eye."

Mango said: "I am like a human kidney."

At this time, everyone noticed Banana who was silent in a corner, and they all greeted Banana with a smile: "Come and play this game with us, too?"

Then the banana said coldly: "I hate you playing this kind of game the most! Haha, haha, I laughed so hard, I laughed so hard. Hey sister, why don't you laugh? What are you doing? Why did you throw me with a banana?"

"Rogue, get out." The little girl cursed.

"Lu Yixing?" Just as Lu Yixing was about to continue his defense, we suddenly heard a familiar voice. I couldn't help but tremble all over my body. I looked over, but I didn't expect it to be Wenwen.

Wenwen was standing behind Lu Yixing, holding a bucket of instant noodles in each hand, looking at us with a surprised face.

Lu Yixing suddenly looked at Wenwen with surprise on his face: "Wenwen, why are you here?"

Wen Wen asked, "What's going on here?"

Lu Yixing hurriedly explained: "It's okay, it's okay, I just met a crazy woman, it's okay, ignore her, go, sit over there for a while, Liu Zi is also there."

As he spoke, he wanted to bring Wenwen over.

However, Wenwen didn't follow, just looked at the girl eating bananas and said, "Cousin, what's going on?"

"Cousin?" Lu Yixing and I were dumbfounded, your sister, it's over now.The two of us didn't have a good impression in Wenwen's mind, but now it's completely over.

"You guys know each other." Wenwen's cousin asked.

Wenwen nodded: "He and I are classmates, cousin, what happened just now?"

Lu Yixing looked at Wenwen's cousin with a pleading expression, hoping that Wenwen's cousin would never talk about eating bananas, otherwise we would be completely ruined.

(End of this chapter)