Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 113 Shamanism

I smiled and said, aren't you afraid of being discovered by the bosses?

Lu Yixing smiled and said, I'm afraid, the advertising boss found out that I did this yesterday, but I'm probably dying of regret right now.

I looked at the other party in surprise: "Were you discovered? The boss didn't hit you?"

"Damn dare." Lu Yixing said: "I recorded the video of him distributing small advertisements with my mobile phone, and I said that if he dared to punish me, I would ask my buddy to hand over the video to the Public Security Bureau .My buddy also has a copy of this video."

I am completely convinced by Lu Yixing, this kid is a hob, if he has no skills, please don't provoke him.

"By the way, Lu Zi, what are your plans for the future?" Lu Yixing said.

"I don't know either, haven't I been going west all this time?"

"Go west." I glared at Lu Yixing, that's the east side, okay, you didn't see the sun over there, you don't even understand that the sun is red in the east? "

Lu Yixing was stunned for a moment, looked at the big sun, and patted his forehead vigorously: "Damn it, it's early in the morning, I'm so confused, I thought it was the setting sun, damn it."

I can't laugh or cry, this kid is so cute.

"By the way, Liu Zi, what are your plans? Continue to look for Che Yanyan?" Lu Yixing asked.

"Hey, I don't know what to do, so I can only go to someone else." I said.

"Damn it, who are you going to fuck? Are they willing to let you fuck?" Lu Yixing's eyes widened.

"I'm going to high school." I said to Lu Yixing, and then took out the admission notice: "Look, the admission notice of a key high school."

Lu Yixing glanced at it and ignored it: "I used to have a lot of these things, but I used them all to masturbate."

I wiped it, and I was stunned for a moment: "You used to be the number one in the high school entrance examination, right?"

"No." Lu Yixing said: "I work for a half-deceitful university. They print this thing in the printing factory every day. As long as they are candidates, they will send one. The big man sent a piece, saying that he was interested in his rich farming experience and wanted to train him to become an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but guess what? That stupid guy really came."

I am speechless, this Lu Yixing is really capable of doing so many wicked things.

"My school happens to be in the city to the west, do you want to go with me?" I asked Lu Yixing, "You go west and you happen to go there."

Lu Yixing said: "The urban area is good. The people in the urban area are so foolish. Then I can make a fortune again."

I was depressed for a while, and I was jealous and despised this guy who lived by cheating.

"Do you think people in big cities are stupid? They are all smart monkeys. They have to calculate everything. If you are a bastard in front of others, even if you are sold, you will still count the money."

"Sell wool." Lu Yixing said, "Do you understand the principle of charlatans? There are ways to deal with peasants, and there are ways to deal with city people."

I smiled and asked Lu Yixing, "Oh, then I don't know how you deal with the people in the city?"

"Feudal superstition." Lu Yixing said: "Don't look at the city people who are atheists on the surface, preaching that technology is the primary productive force all day long, but in fact, it's all bullshit, which city people don't Do something unscrupulous? Who doesn’t have a ghost hidden in their hearts? What we have to do is to inspire this ghost and use it to make money.”

"Aren't you afraid of being beaten if you lie to them like this? If you fool them casually, they will believe you?"

"Why don't you have no business sense?" Lu Yixing said, "Of course I have my gold medal."

"Oh, what's your gold medal?" I asked wonderingly.

"My gold medal, haha." Lu Yixing smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you before that I can dance to the master."

"Jiao Dashen?" I was stunned for a moment. Isn't this jumping Dashen a method of exorcism popular in shamanism in the Northeast?How could this little monk dance to the Great God?This kid has learned a lot.

I looked at Lu Yixing dumbfounded: "After all, you are a shaman or a bald donkey monk, why can you always surprise people. Jumping God, who did you learn from?"

"You don't need to know about this." Lu Yixing said, "This is my little secret."

Hey, this guy is on the fence with me.

But he didn't say anything and I didn't bother to ask, just said: "If you really have no place to go, you can go to school with me, maybe you can find a job when you get to school, be a security guard, a doorman, or a cleaner Maybe it's hygienic. Besides, you have such a strong personality, it's not impossible to attract a school girl."

Lu Yixing shook his head and said forget it, what nonsense personality charm, with my conditions, it is not bad to live with personality, at least better than those who don’t even cherish their personality or even their body just to make money.

I nodded vigorously. What Lu Yixing said is true. Nowadays, people in big cities sell their personality for money and power. .

"Have you skipped the Great God before?" I asked.

Lu Yixing's head shook harder than a rattle: "Where can I dance to the Great God?"

"Then you didn't skip it, how did you know you would do it?" I asked.

"Hey, it's simple." Lu Yixing said with a smile; "Xiao Shenyang, do you know?"

"Of course I know, what's wrong with the Errenzhuan dancer?"

"Yes, it's Ererrenzhuan." Lu Yixing said, "Errenzhuan was changed based on the shaman's dance to the Great God, do you know?"

I said, "I've heard of it before..."
"Isn't that enough?" Lu Yixing said with a smile: "I've read Erren Zhuan a lot, and I know the word almost like Tiao'er. When the time comes, I'll play drums again. Then we will be the shaman's disciples." Ah, living god, when the time comes, we can earn as much as we want, don’t you think it’s amazing?”

I looked at Lu Yixing dumbfounded, and felt more and more that this kid was different from normal people, he was so courageous, ordinary people would dare to blatantly fool people in the city with their money.

Just when I was worried that Lu Yixing was inexperienced and would be beaten if he could not fool anyone, I suddenly saw Zhang Dashuai running over: "Master Xingxing, Master Xingxing, I have found you."

Lu Yixing smiled at me: "Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, isn't this a living experience?"

I was speechless for a while, this Lu Yixing really catches everyone!
"Master Xingxing, Brother Liu, it happens that you are all here." Dashuai Zhang said out of breath, and at the same time took out two hundred-yuan bills from his pocket: "I have made up enough, Master Xingxing, when will you give me the big dance, let me Talk to my grandma?"

Lu Yixing patted Zhang Dashuai on the shoulder and said, "Since we are friends, I will help you! But you have to remember it for me. Later, when I dance the Great God, Maybe it wasn't your grandma who invited here, if it wasn't for your grandma, you would have to kowtow to apologize, remember?"

Dashuai Zhang nodded immediately: "Remember, remember, I will definitely remember your teachings."

"Well, that's about the same." Lu Yixing smiled with satisfaction: "Okay, let's go to the underground of the bridge hole over there. The atmosphere under the bridge hole is the most cloudy, and the possibility of inviting your grandma is the greatest."

Looking at this Lu Yixing, I was angry and funny. This kid is obviously taking advantage of Zhang Dashuai's admiration for us. I really want to see what this Lu Yixing can jump out of. If the other party sees it through, let's see what this kid can do.

After we came to the bottom of the bridge, Lu Yixing took out a leather drum carried on his shoulders. When I saw it, why did it look so familiar?After thinking about it carefully, I remembered that this kind of drum was used by the old women who twisted Yangko in the square near us.

"Okay, let's start jumping! Roll as far as you can, be careful to stay by my side and be overwhelmed by my bastard spirit!" Lu Yixing said to Zhang Dashuai.

As expected, Dashuai Zhang obediently ran away, looking at Lu Yixing and me with a serious expression.

Lu Yixing cleared his throat, and then began to beat the cowhide drum rhythmically, singing and dancing at the same time.I don't know what the hell this kid is dancing?It may really be dancing to the rhythm of the great god, or it may be made up by him, or it may be learned from the two-person transfer on TV.

(End of this chapter)